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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Dec 13, 2011, 1:05:59 PM12/13/11
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He came to me in a dream and asked me,
B: "Are you the Wise TibetanMonkey?"
TM: "Yes, why?"
B: "Well, I just want to know how my people are treating you?"
TM: "Your people?"
B: "Yeah, those who call themselves my followers and do what they
want. I'm the Buddha! How they treat you?"
TM: "Oh well, not too good, not too bad. They are silent at times.
They seem to follow the Three Wise Monkeys."
B: "Oh, those stupid monkeys! Nobody can be wise by hiding from the
world."
TM: "Well, I try to make noise as a monkey."
B: "I know everything about you, Wise TibetanMonkey. They don't let
you ride a bike and your community is full of shit --that's cat shit
and dog shit."
And he left, leaving me in this dreamlike trance...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7051ul-EeU&feature=autoplay&list=PL8302AECB628523F8&lf=results_video&playnext=11
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B: "Are you the Wise TibetanMonkey?"
TM: "Yes, why?"
B: "Well, I just want to know how my people are treating you?"
TM: "Your people?"
B: "Yeah, those who call themselves my followers and do what they
want. I'm the Buddha! How they treat you?"
TM: "Oh well, not too good, not too bad. They are silent at times.
They seem to follow the Three Wise Monkeys."
B: "Oh, those stupid monkeys! Nobody can be wise by hiding from the
world."
TM: "Well, I try to make noise as a monkey."
B: "I know everything about you, Wise TibetanMonkey. They don't let
you ride a bike and your community is full of shit --that's cat shit
and dog shit."
And he left, leaving me in this dreamlike trance...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7051ul-EeU&feature=autoplay&list=PL8302AECB628523F8&lf=results_video&playnext=11
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michaellarock36
Dec 16, 2011, 4:00:51 PM12/16/11
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'His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher[_2_ Wrote:
> ;913927']He came to me in a dream and asked me,
>
> B: "Are you the Wise TibetanMonkey?"
>
> TM: "Yes, why?"
>
> B: "Well, I just want to know how my people are treating you?"
>
> TM: "Your people?"
>
> B: "Yeah, those who call themselves my followers and do what they
> want. I'm the Buddha! How they treat you?"
>
> TM: "Oh well, not too good, not too bad. They are silent at times.
> They seem to follow the Three Wise Monkeys."
>
> B: "Oh, those stupid monkeys! Nobody can be wise by hiding from the
> world."
>
> TM: "Well, I try to make noise as a monkey."
>
> B: "I know everything about you, Wise TibetanMonkey. They don't let
> you ride a bike and your community is full of **** --that's cat ****
> B: "Are you the Wise TibetanMonkey?"
>
> TM: "Yes, why?"
>
> B: "Well, I just want to know how my people are treating you?"
>
> TM: "Your people?"
>
> B: "Yeah, those who call themselves my followers and do what they
> want. I'm the Buddha! How they treat you?"
>
> TM: "Oh well, not too good, not too bad. They are silent at times.
> They seem to follow the Three Wise Monkeys."
>
> B: "Oh, those stupid monkeys! Nobody can be wise by hiding from the
> world."
>
> TM: "Well, I try to make noise as a monkey."
>
> B: "I know everything about you, Wise TibetanMonkey. They don't let
> and dog ****."
>
> And he left, leaving me in this dreamlike trance...
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> And he left, leaving me in this dreamlike trance...
michaellarock36
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