Larry Weiss
"...Ever After!'
"a little after..."
ps: This was a great boat show. More enjoyable than than recent years.
pps: (We won't talk about how the radar arch costs nearly three times
as much as the radome it will support).
ppps: Above price does not include show tickets, parking, tolls, $3
pretzels, $6 "personal" pizzas, various and sundry stupid junk we bought
and petty cash for our teenage daughter and her friend so they would
wander off for a while, leave us alone and bug the sales folks instead
by climbing all over their boats (we used to use those FM family radios
to keep tabs on 'em. Now that the frequencies are too crowded, we just
use cell phones)..
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department
store looking for a job.
The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?". The kid says "Yeah,
I was a salesman back home in Texas." Well, the boss liked the kid so he
gave him the job. "You start tomorrow and I'll come down after we close to
see how you did."
End of the first day, store is locked up and the manager comes down and
says "How many sales did you make today?" The kid says "One." The boss says
"Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the
sale for?" Kid says "$101,050.00." Boss says "$101,050.00? What did you sell
him?" Kid says "First I sold him some fish hooks. Then I sold him a tackle
box. Then I sold him a pole. I asked where he was going fishing and he said
the bay so I took him to the boat department and sold him that twin engine
Searay. Then he said he didn't think his Toyota Tacoma could tow it so I
took him to automotive and sold him a 1 ton Dodge Cummins." The boss said "
A guy comes in to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"
Kid says " No, he came in to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said,
"Well, since your weekend is shot, you might as well go fishing!""
db
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> pps: (We won't talk about how the radar arch costs nearly three times
> as much as the radome it will support).
LOL! ok 8^)
David Smalley wrote in message <3C3B7F81...@bellsouth.net>...
> Kid says " No, he came in to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said,
>"Well, since your weekend is shot, you might as well go fishing!""
>
Thanks, GAZ! Too funny....(c;
I've emailed this to my distribution list....hee hee....
larry
>I did not even leave home. Dropped $575 right over the phone to Cabelas.
>Reconditioned Minn Kota 65 Auto pilot and mount.
>Bill
>
MinnKota autopilot?? Hmm.....wonder if it'll work on my
Sunfish?...(c;
larry
> pps: (We won't talk about how the radar arch costs nearly three times
> as much as the radome it will support).
LOL! ok 8^)
--
DAVe
http://personal.mia.bellsouth.net/mia/d/r/drsi/
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> Kid says " No, he came in to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said,
>"Well, since your weekend is shot, you might as well go fishing!""
>
Thanks, GAZ! Too funny....(c;
I've emailed this to my distribution list....hee hee....
larry
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>I did not even leave home. Dropped $575 right over the phone to Cabelas.
>Reconditioned Minn Kota 65 Auto pilot and mount.
>Bill
>
MinnKota autopilot?? Hmm.....wonder if it'll work on my
Sunfish?...(c;
larry
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A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department
store looking for a job.
The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?". The kid says "Yeah,
I was a salesman back home in Texas." Well, the boss liked the kid so he
gave him the job. "You start tomorrow and I'll come down after we close to
see how you did."
End of the first day, store is locked up and the manager comes down and
says "How many sales did you make today?" The kid says "One." The boss says
"Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the
sale for?" Kid says "$101,050.00." Boss says "$101,050.00? What did you sell
him?" Kid says "First I sold him some fish hooks. Then I sold him a tackle
box. Then I sold him a pole. I asked where he was going fishing and he said
the bay so I took him to the boat department and sold him that twin engine
Searay. Then he said he didn't think his Toyota Tacoma could tow it so I
took him to automotive and sold him a 1 ton Dodge Cummins." The boss said "
A guy comes in to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"
Kid says " No, he came in to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said,
"Well, since your weekend is shot, you might as well go fishing!""
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