Bayliner humour

[Frank Pratt]

While sailing this summer I happened upon some tollycraft owners that
were telling bayliner jokes Here are two thhey told please feel free to
add to the list.

Why do people Buy Bayliners?

They can't afford a real boat.

What is the most popular option for a Bayliner?

A lobotomy.

[Skipper]

Heard they cancelled Frank Pratt's subscription to Boy's Life because he
found them too Handy.
--
Skipper

[hkr...@gate.net]

In article <33C933...@worldnet.att.net>,

Frank Pratt <pra...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
> While sailing this summer I happened upon some tollycraft owners that
> were telling bayliner jokes Here are two thhey told please feel free to
> add to the list.
>
> Why do people Buy Bayliners?
>
> They can't afford a real boat.
>
> What is the most popular option for a Bayliner?
>
> A lobotomy.

Tollycrafts! I fell in love with one, a 55-footer, a few years ago. What
a marvelous boat! I've only seen one or two around these waters, one tied
up at a marina. They sure draw a crowd, not unlike those you see drooling
over a Rybovich or a Buddy Davis.

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[Vvmfuno]

What does a Fat Chick / a Moped and a Bayliner have in common?

All are fun to ride, you just dont want your buddies to see ya!

[C.o.jones]

What's all this about dissing Bayliners? I have some friends that have
a Bayliner 21 they bought in 1973 and still use it. He is rather fussy
about maintenance, as you would have to be to keep any boat in good
condition for almost a quarter of a century. As I recall, he has had
the engine overhauled once. OTW, just normal wear and tear.

Jim Smith