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How do I get rid of CAWING RAVENS?

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yru...@chop.com

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Sep 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/24/99
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I have 2 or 3 cawing ravens in the neighborhood. They just
sit up on top of some tall trees and make noise all day.
Its time to get rid of them one way or another.
A very annoying bird.


yru...@chop.com

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Sep 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/26/99
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Ravens or Crows. I want to get rid of these annoying
birds in my neighborhood. I've never cared about the Federal
government thus far and a damn annoying bird aint gonna
make me start now.

russell marx wrote:

> Ravens don't caw, they croak. In any event they are federally protected.
> What you have are crows.
> <yru...@chop.com> wrote in message news:37EC4060...@chop.com...

John J. Collins

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Sep 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/26/99
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It is obvious you don't care about birds. You have come to the wrong place to
vent your anger at God's most wonderful creatures. This is a birding
newsgroup. We love birds here. Killing birds migratory birds is illegal. Go
away and leave us alone.

yru...@chop.com wrote:

> Ravens or Crows. I want to get rid of these annoying
> birds in my neighborhood. I've never cared about the Federal
> government thus far and a damn annoying bird aint gonna
> make me start now.

--
John J. Collins
Whitestone, NY
"In the end we will conserve only what we love; we will love only what we
understand; we will understand only what we are taught." (Senegalese
proverb.)

yru...@chop.com

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Sep 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/27/99
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Just ask me if you want to know how I feel about birds.
I love birds. I HATE annoying CAWING ravens (in my
neighborhood) who sit on the top of tall trees ALL day
long and CAW at me every time I'm in my yard. If it was
once in a while who'd care. But it is ALL of the time.
I don't want to kill them but to drive them away. Although
if it continues like this and I can't drive them away... well...

Joey Mills

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Oct 1, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/1/99
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Wouldn't you also be running a big chance of running off your yard birds!!!

Joey
Mexico, MO


Alan 46R <ala...@aol.com> wrote in message
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| Go to a gun shop and ask for a box of shotgun "mortar" rounds. They
usually
| come in 12 gauge. If you don't have a 12 gauge shotgun, borrow one. When
the
| noisy birds are going at it, put one in a shotgun and aim it up in their
| general direction and pull the trigger.
| There is a small "pop" sound as the primer in the bottom of the shell
lofts the
| mortar round up toward the birds and then a huge BOOM. The shell basically
| launches the equivalent of a cherry bomb which detonates out by the birds.
| You'll want to be about 50 yards from where you want the shell to
detonate.
| Animal control officers use them to chase flocks of pigeons, starlings,
crows
| or chase off 4 legged pests. No damage or injury, but it scares the hell
out of
| the annoying birds.
| If you live in a populated area, you should caution the neighbors that
you're
| going to scare the birds with a loud bang so the police aren't called. By
the
| way, there are no pellets in the shell, and as long as its fired into the
air,
| you cannot hurt the gun or anyone else. By the way, not only will it run
off
| the disturbing birds(might have to do it a few times if they're stubborn
and
| come back), but its a real hoot.

Alan 46R

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Oct 2, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/2/99
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Martha Nelson

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Oct 2, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/2/99
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... and his brother was his father, and his sister was his mother. Or something
like that was said by Tom Leaher.

Arnold Layne

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Oct 3, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/3/99
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'How do I get rid of CAWING RAVENS?'

Move - preferably somewhere cold enough to freeze some sense into that
troll brain of yours - like Jupiter.

Tony (UK)


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p...@net.com

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Oct 3, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/3/99
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Shut the HELL you you piece of SHIT.

Arnold Layne

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Oct 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/4/99
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Now what could 'psr' possibly stand for ? pathetic simian reject ?
please succour ravens ? pint sized runt ? popular, sexy, ravishing ?
Has anyone any other suggestions ?

By the way, I withdraw my suggestion about going to Jupiter - judging
by your language, you'd be happier up Uranus.

Alan 46R

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Oct 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/4/99
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Martha,
Didn't he also say something about the best part of the critic dribbled down
her mother's leg ?

jmcl...@gte.net

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Oct 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/4/99
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On Mon, 04 Oct 1999 11:29:54 -0700, Arnold Layne
<arnold-lay...@rocketmail.com.invalid> wrote:

>Now what could 'psr' possibly stand for ? pathetic simian reject ?
>please succour ravens ? pint sized runt ? popular, sexy, ravishing ?
>Has anyone any other suggestions ?

How about (drum roll please) "pusillanimous simpleton reprobate"?

Jack

"Chance favors the prepared mind"

Derevaun Seraun

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Oct 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/4/99
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ala...@aol.com (Alan 46R) wrote:

> Go to a gun shop and ask for a box of shotgun "mortar" rounds. They usually
> come in 12 gauge. If you don't have a 12 gauge shotgun, borrow one. When the
> noisy birds are going at it, put one in a shotgun and aim it up in their
> general direction and pull the trigger.

One might want to check with local laws first, and get an idea
of how the neighbors would react to someone shooting off a gun
in the neighborhood. A seasonal glut of noisy crows might be
easier to live with than an angry group of neighbors sueing you
for menacing, disturbing the peace, reckles endangerment, etc.

I was reminded of this troll/thread the other day by a scene that
might help out whoever started it: a solitary crow was flapping
across a field, with about a zillion blackbirds chasing it. I
guess whichever blackbird was leading the flock (there had to be
at least fifty birds) decided to go over and harass the crow, and
the whole flock just followed it. So, if you really want to get
rid of the "ravens," just get ahold of a big flock of extra
aggressive blackbirds, and your first problem is solved :-)

Arlen

c...@mb.com

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Oct 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/4/99
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No you fucking moron it is just a group of random letters.
DUH.

c...@mb.com

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Oct 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/4/99
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Yea How about 'Layne' brain. Stupid asshole.

Arnold Layne wrote:

> Now what could 'psr' possibly stand for ? pathetic simian reject ?
> please succour ravens ? pint sized runt ? popular, sexy, ravishing ?
> Has anyone any other suggestions ?
>

Arnold Layne

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Oct 5, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/5/99
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OK - sorted that one out. cv = constipated virgin

SkyeTower

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Oct 8, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/8/99
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>
>I have 2 or 3 cawing ravens in the neighborhood. They just
>sit up on top of some tall trees and make noise all day.
>Its time to get rid of them one way or another.
>A very annoying bird.

I have heard that playing Hanson's
"Do Wap" song very loudly will so offend the bird's that they will happily
leave on their own. ( And these bird's may annoy you , but just think of what
your power mower does to them!) All things are relative. Peace.
Regards From Skye - and always remember -
The mind is like a parachute , it works best when it's open!

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