On Sat, 25 Jun 2016 05:48:51 -0500, "EdwardDolan" <edo...@iw.net
>Can you imagine the stupidity of anyone crazy enough to spend thousands of
>dollars on a bike just to be able to ride single track trails when you can
>walk them for free. If you can, then join the club of ultimate Assholes -
>Mountain Bikers! Not only do they spend this kind of money, but they also
>manage to injure and kill themselves doing it. It is the ultimate
>Further, can you imagine spending $9000 and then having no
>good place to ride it? (psychologists call that
>"Cognitive Dissonance"). That's why mountain
>bikers are always beating the bushes to find or make new trails which is a
>I say not only death to mountain biking, but death to mountain bikers
>themselves. I rejoice when I hear of their mishaps - which prove to be on
>unending stream of reports in the media.
>Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.
>Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?
>Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota
Ah, welcome back Eddy, we've missed you and, while it may be old age,
we'd completely forgotten about a bicycle having wheels. Thank you for
remind us. It certainly is embarrassing to be a cyclist and forget
about the wheels.
I did delete your pretentious posting of the cost of those demon
mountain bikes, but I'm afraid that you missed some important costs.
You see, I did a little research and have discovered that the "hikers"
are also paying large sums of money to equip themselves for their
From what I read, the basic equipment for the serious hiker is some
$1241.00. Just to take a walk in the woods.
This itemized list shows the following:
Hiking boots Saloman - $240
Pole Leki carbon fiber - $200
"The Leki Carbon Ti is a sweet lightweight pole that features the most
comfortable foam grip in our review."
Hat - Tilley LTM6 Airflo Hat - $84.00
Jacket - THERMOBALL\u2122 JACKET - $220
Shirt - MEN\u2019S EXPLORE FLEECE CREW Shirt - $40.00
Pack - Osprey Atmos 65 AG Pack - $259.95
Pants - Arc'teryx Gamma LT - $179
Socks - Lorpen PrimaLoft Midweight Hiker Crew Sock - $22
Underwear - Both men's and women's
Note: being a polite gentleman I did not feel it necessary to
investigate these intimate items of apparel but I did notice that they
come in both male and female versions and some of them have
It is interesting that while the modern hiker requires some $1,241 to
outfit himself for a walk in the woods The initial request for funding
the Lewis and Clark expedition that hiked over half way across the
entire U.S. was $2,500.
I thought the description of the $200 hiking with the comfortable foam
grip, was particularly revealing. One can only assume that the modern
"hiker" is a rather effete individual with soft hands.
Can you imagine if one gets a blister on his/her finger? "Oh, Quick!
Call 911 and get me a helicopter ambulance to the hospital".
Another item of interest is "how do these hikers get to the forest?
Well being "trekkers" one would assume that they would walk, but
apparently they don't as every forest or park seems to have a large
parking lot. Strangely it appears that modern "trekkers" don't
It is apparent that the modern "Trekker" is a soft effete individual
with tender hands who drives to the forest, dons over a thousand
dollars of clothing and "treks" through the forest for, perhaps, 4
hours and then drives home imagining that he is a real men. And being
exhausted, goes to bed early.
How Pitiful you are.