almost had me going there
Scott
bjwe...@gmail.com
> until he also claimed to have coined the phrase "hurt locker"
>
> http://preview.tinyurl.com/yjgponh
Next time Phil Liggett talks about some rider digging
into his suitcase of courage, I really want to hear Paul
respond with a comment about putting other riders
into the hurt locker. After that, the duffel of strength, the
pain handbag, and the blue cooler.
Ben
William Fred
Bob Schwartz
The Valise of Valor. The Satchel of Tenacity.
Bob Schwartz
heather
the backpack of badass
the saddlebag of saddlesores
wait, that last one, not so desirable.
h
Amit Ghosh
dumbass,
scrotum of kindness has a nice ring to it.
William Fred
Now that you mention it, scrotum sounds like it should be the unit of
something. Something small and inconsequential. As in "Move the right
side of that picture up a few scrotums, it's not hanging even." Or "She
displayed a scrotum of kindness by not mentioning his incredibly small
private parts as she walked out the door." Or "The belief meter moved
upwards by a milli-scrotum at most when, for the thousandth time, Contador
denied he had ever doped."
--
Bill Fred
cur...@the-md-russells.org
I think hurt locker went right from 'not well known' to 'too self
consciously used' without ever making it to 'well known and used',
much less the coveted meme category.
Which reminds me of a short vignette I once heard. Seems Hermes and
Ares were standing around shooting the breeze and Hermes said, "Well,
have to go, lot of ground to cover."
Ares replied, "Well, don't stop to chase any golden apples."
To which Hermes said, "Thanks for the meme, Ares."
Curtis L. Russell
Not permitted to tell these things at home...
Fred Gringioni
"heather" <cle...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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Dumbass -
Saddlebag of saddlesores gets me thinking of one of RBR's favorite riders,
Tom Danielson.
When TD's about to drop out with his stomach virus/diarrhea, Ligget could
say he's reaching into his:
1) duffel of disease
2) container of contamination
3) purse of pestilence
4) rucksack of rot
5) pocket of plague
6) vial of Vaughters
thanks,
Fred. presented by Gringioni.
William Fred
Bidon of Boot
--
Bill Fred
Fred K. Gringioni
"William Fred" <gcn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>>
>> Dumbass -
>>
>> Saddlebag of saddlesores gets me thinking of one of RBR's favorite
>> riders, Tom Danielson.
>>
>> When TD's about to drop out with his stomach virus/diarrhea, Ligget
>> could say he's reaching into his:
>>
>> 1) duffel of disease
>> 2) container of contamination
>> 3) purse of pestilence
>> 4) rucksack of rot
>> 5) pocket of plague
>> 6) vial of Vaughters
>
> Bidon of Boot
Dumbass -
How about this:
When Vaughters comes up with his next excuse for TD dropping out of a stage
race, they can say that Vaughters grabbed that excuse from his Douchebag of
Danielson.
A. Dumas Fred
> When TD's about to drop out with his stomach virus/diarrhea, Ligget could
> say he's reaching into his:
>
> 1) duffel of disease
> 2) container of contamination
> 3) purse of pestilence
> 4) rucksack of rot
> 5) pocket of plague
> 6) vial of Vaughters
Backpocket of Bah.
Coffer of Convoluted Cock-ups
Chamois of Chagrin
Chest of Choking Cholo
Drawer of Dropsies
Henry
my vote
Henry
> until he also claimed to have coined the phrase "hurt locker"
>
> http://preview.tinyurl.com/yjgponh
hurting more than a hillbilly on HGH ?
can't do testicle related as doesn't apply to LA.
a new angle on the ferret down the trousers? More fun than a kick in
the knicks ?
something better than "that's gotta hurt" when someone falls off ....
asphalt graft?
and something better than "that'd rip your knickers" .... that'd
rupture your root-sack ? dent your derailleur ? puncture your
peritoneum
I've been drinking coffee :(
Scott
Better than scrotum, smegma... or, smeggie. Way back when, one of my
college rugby teammate's brother was nicknamed 'smeggie'. I'm not
sure why.