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critposer

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May 13, 2008, 5:07:17 PM5/13/08
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Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
body panels.

$319.99

Must be the Euro.

If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
undershirt) ($120).

Scott

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May 13, 2008, 5:40:55 PM5/13/08
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Yes, but... it doesn't stretch where stretch isn't needed! It's the
jersey equivalent to a 'laterally stiff, vertically compliant' frame

John Forrest Tomlinson

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May 13, 2008, 9:06:48 PM5/13/08
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They see me rollin'

They hatin'

John Forrest Tomlinson

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May 13, 2008, 9:07:16 PM5/13/08
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On Tue, 13 May 2008 14:07:17 -0700 (PDT), critposer
<crit...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Yeah, that's nuts. What is it now, $5K for a weeks worth of riding
clothes?

Kurgan Gringioni

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May 13, 2008, 9:49:10 PM5/13/08
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Dumbass -


You still haven't figured out the intricacies of "pricing for Freds"
have you?

It's pretty damn simple. If it's more expensive, then it must be
cooler.


thanks,

K. Gringioni.

Fred Fredburger

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May 13, 2008, 10:59:05 PM5/13/08
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OOOOoooo! Do they come in XXXL?

Howard Kveck

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May 14, 2008, 1:15:27 AM5/14/08
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In article <2oudnUORR6PkyLfV...@comcast.com>,
Fred Fredburger <Fred.Fr...@Where.Are.The.Nachos.Huh> wrote:

It starts in XXXL.

--
tanx,
Howard

Whatever happened to
Leon Trotsky?
He got an icepick
That made his ears burn.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

John Forrest Tomlinson

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May 14, 2008, 7:37:42 AM5/14/08
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On Tue, 13 May 2008 22:15:27 -0700, Howard Kveck
<YOURh...@h-SHOESbomb.com> wrote:

>In article <2oudnUORR6PkyLfV...@comcast.com>,
> Fred Fredburger <Fred.Fr...@Where.Are.The.Nachos.Huh> wrote:
>
>> critposer wrote:
>> > Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
>> > nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
>> > body panels.
>> >
>> > $319.99
>> >
>> > Must be the Euro.
>> >
>> > If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
>> > ($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
>> > undershirt) ($120).
>>
>> OOOOoooo! Do they come in XXXL?
>
> It starts in XXXL.

POTM

Ryan Cousineau

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May 14, 2008, 10:19:32 AM5/14/08
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In article <jkek24l9dpetn6kft...@4ax.com>,

You're not fooling anyone, Yalie.

http://tinyurl.com/5z3a84
http://tinyurl.com/2wkpft

--
Ryan Cousineau rcou...@gmail.com http://www.wiredcola.com/
"In other newsgroups, they killfile trolls."
"In rec.bicycles.racing, we coach them."

benn.t...@hotmail.com

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May 14, 2008, 2:44:07 PM5/14/08
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On May 14, 7:19 am, Ryan Cousineau <rcous...@gmail.com> wrote:
> In article <jkek24l9dpetn6kft5q2u78n8cukhq8...@4ax.com>,

> John Forrest Tomlinson <usenetrem...@jt10000.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Tue, 13 May 2008 14:07:17 -0700 (PDT), critposer
> > <critpo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > >Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
> > >nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
> > >body panels.
>
> > >$319.99
>
> > >Must be the Euro.
>
> > >If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
> > >($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
> > >undershirt) ($120).
>
> > They see me rollin'
>
> > They hatin'
>
> You're not fooling anyone, Yalie.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/5z3a84http://tinyurl.com/2wkpft
>

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/10/61-bicycles/
Although I'm not really sure of your point.

Ryan Cousineau

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May 14, 2008, 4:01:22 PM5/14/08
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In article
<f40625eb-e2a5-4798...@a70g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
benn.t...@hotmail.com wrote:

I'm suggesting JT has more in common with Al Yankovic than
Chamillionaire.

<http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Ridin-Feat-Krazie-Bone-lyrics-Cha
millionaire/1FB08E2507B73451482570BE000AB5C0>

Or perhaps, less provocatively, more in common with MC Frontalot than
Chamillionaire.

<http://frontalot.com/media.php/19/mc_frontalot_-_bitter_end_-_10_braggad
ocio.mp3>

And yes, I am a bad person. I'm working on that. The problem may be that
I haven't had a drink since Monday night.

SLAVE of THE STATE

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May 14, 2008, 4:13:27 PM5/14/08
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On May 13, 2:07 pm, critposer <critpo...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Since I'll have to take out a loan, I assume the creditor will want me
to have the clothing insured.

Are they offering a package deal of credit and inusurance?

Donald Munro

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May 14, 2008, 5:15:03 PM5/14/08
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critposer wrote:
>> Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
>> nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
>> body panels.
>> $319.99

SLAVE of THE STATE wrote:
> Since I'll have to take out a loan, I assume the creditor will want me to
> have the clothing insured.

But your pets will go hungry and afternoon rideless if you go on an assos
splurge.

John Forrest Tomlinson

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May 14, 2008, 7:03:35 PM5/14/08
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On Wed, 14 May 2008 14:19:32 GMT, Ryan Cousineau <rcou...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>In article <jkek24l9dpetn6kft...@4ax.com>,
> John Forrest Tomlinson <usenet...@jt10000.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 13 May 2008 14:07:17 -0700 (PDT), critposer
>> <crit...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
>> >nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
>> >body panels.
>> >
>> >$319.99
>> >
>> >Must be the Euro.
>> >
>> >If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
>> >($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
>> >undershirt) ($120).
>>
>>
>> They see me rollin'
>>
>> They hatin'
>
>You're not fooling anyone, Yalie.
>
>http://tinyurl.com/5z3a84
>http://tinyurl.com/2wkpft

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

Ryan Cousineau

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May 14, 2008, 8:51:03 PM5/14/08
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In article <ptrm249n33vo5h1ii...@4ax.com>,

John Forrest Tomlinson <usenet...@jt10000.com> wrote:

> On Wed, 14 May 2008 14:19:32 GMT, Ryan Cousineau <rcou...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >In article <jkek24l9dpetn6kft...@4ax.com>,
> > John Forrest Tomlinson <usenet...@jt10000.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Tue, 13 May 2008 14:07:17 -0700 (PDT), critposer
> >> <crit...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
> >> >nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black slee

ves, solid color
> >> >body panels.
> >> >
> >> >$319.99
> >> >
> >> >Must be the Euro.
> >> >
> >> >If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
> >> >($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
> >> >undershirt) ($120).
> >>
> >>
> >> They see me rollin'
> >>
> >> They hatin'
> >
> >You're not fooling anyone, Yalie.
> >
> >http://tinyurl.com/5z3a84
> >http://tinyurl.com/2wkpft
>
> Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

Mr. Tomlinson, The Man would like to have a word with you.

Okay, yeah, it's jealousy talking,

Michael Press

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May 14, 2008, 10:45:21 PM5/14/08
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In article <482b5652$0$19356$ec3e...@news.usenetmonster.com>,
Donald Munro <fat-d...@hotmail.com> wrote:

They need to shed a 30 pounds anyway.

--
Michael Press

Donald Munro

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May 15, 2008, 3:47:43 AM5/15/08
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SLAVE of THE STATE wrote:
>> > Since I'll have to take out a loan, I assume the creditor will want me
>> > to have the clothing insured.

Donald Munro wrote:
>> But your pets will go hungry and afternoon rideless if you go on an
>> assos splurge.

Michael Press wrote:
> They need to shed a 30 pounds anyway.

WE ARE NOT FAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OUR SURFACE VEINS ARE CLEARLY VISIBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And if our owner goes into budget deficit and starts printing
monopoly $, we won't get any afternoon training rides from the Chinese.

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