They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
BLafferty
Who is the unnamed cyclist?
--D-y
> http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/34-arrested-in-spanish-clenbuterol-in...
>
> Who is the unnamed cyclist?
More important:
(quoting from above link)
According to the Guardia Civil, the product, Spasmobronchal, has a
legal use for treatment of horses that have problems with blood supply
to their lungs. However, in this case the product has allegedly been
supplied to farmers to fatten up cattle and to athletes as a
performance-booster.
The news of the arrests comes as the cycling world awaits the verdict
on Alberto Contador’s positive test for clenbuterol. Contador’s
defence is that he ingested the product in tainted meat. Several
agricultural organizations have said that clenbuterol is no longer
administered to Spanish cattle to aid fattening, but this case
demonstrates that illegal supply of clenbuterol-based products to
farmers is still taking place in Spain.
The arrest of the bodybuilder and cyclist also suggest that use of
clenbuterol as a performance-booster has continued despite it being
banned as a threat to public health in December 2009. (end)
For one thing, this certainly beefs up Cantadore's defense.
And, it shows they're still doping without being caught, in most
cases.
If you're going to take one athlete's samples to a Super-Lab, then you
need to get samples from every participant and send them to the Super-
Lab, too. Otherwise, they're all still doping and only the few are
getting popped, which is not "cleaning up sport" but shooting it in
the guts by discouraging sponsors. Ironic, no? The very thing
("testing testing testing") that is supposed to prevent "scandal"
besmirching the lilly-white halls of Corporate Sponsorship seems to
backfire on a continuous basis.
--D-y
Fred Flintstein
> For one thing, this certainly beefs up Cantadore's defense.
Heh! Good one!
Fred Flintstein
RicodJour
> On Oct 22, 11:50 am, BLafferty <B...@nobody.com> wrote:
>
> >http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/34-arrested-in-spanish-clenbuterol-in...
>
> > Who is the unnamed cyclist?
>
> More important:
>
> (quoting from above link)
> According to the Guardia Civil, the product, Spasmobronchal, has a
> legal use for treatment of horses that have problems with blood supply
> to their lungs. However, in this case the product has allegedly been
> supplied to farmers to fatten up cattle and to athletes as a
> performance-booster.
This is the way doping will be going.
http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/10/ff_futureofbreasts/all/1
Lipo out some fat, shake & bake, and inject. It'll be totally
undetectable and will promote blood vessel creation.
R
BLafferty
> On Oct 22, 11:50 am, BLafferty<B...@nobody.com> wrote:
>> http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/34-arrested-in-spanish-clenbuterol-in...
>>
>> Who is the unnamed cyclist?
>
> More important:
>
> (quoting from above link)
> According to the Guardia Civil, the product, Spasmobronchal, has a
> legal use for treatment of horses that have problems with blood supply
> to their lungs. However, in this case the product has allegedly been
> supplied to farmers to fatten up cattle and to athletes as a
> performance-booster.
>
> The news of the arrests comes as the cycling world awaits the verdict
> defence is that he ingested the product in tainted meat. Several
> agricultural organizations have said that clenbuterol is no longer
> administered to Spanish cattle to aid fattening, but this case
> demonstrates that illegal supply of clenbuterol-based products to
> farmers is still taking place in Spain.
>
> The arrest of the bodybuilder and cyclist also suggest that use of
> clenbuterol as a performance-booster has continued despite it being
> banned as a threat to public health in December 2009. (end)
>
> For one thing, this certainly beefs up Cantadore's defense.
>
> And, it shows they're still doping without being caught, in most
> cases.
>
> If you're going to take one athlete's samples to a Super-Lab, then you
> need to get samples from every participant and send them to the Super-
> Lab, too. Otherwise, they're all still doping and only the few are
> getting popped, which is not "cleaning up sport" but shooting it in
> the guts by discouraging sponsors. Ironic, no? The very thing
> ("testing testing testing") that is supposed to prevent "scandal"
> besmirching the lilly-white halls of Corporate Sponsorship seems to
> backfire on a continuous basis.
> --D-y
The question I have is whether or nut the testing can distinguish
between different forms of the drug. Spasmobronchal vs. clenbuterol itself.
BLafferty
Philip W. Moore, Jr.
"The very thing ("testing testing testing") that is supposed to prevent
"scandal" besmirching the lilly-white halls of Corporate Sponsorship seems
to backfire on a continuous basis."
Laffingstock replied:
"Interesting Freudian slip as to Armstrong."
My two cent foodstamp remark:
Freudian Slips are the subconscious intent of the maker of a remark.
Neither the article or D-Y say or imply anything specific about Lance
Armstrong. Leave it to Laffingstock to find a way to get an erection out of
an innocuous statement. Remember, Laffingstock, that masturbating to
thoughts of Lance Armstrong is adultery in God's eyes.
Beloved Fred No. 1
> Remember, Laffingstock, that masturbating to
> thoughts of Lance Armstrong is adultery in God's eyes.
Does god get to fuck the Olsen twins too ?
DirtRoadie
> On Oct 22, 11:50 am, BLafferty <B...@nobody.com> wrote:
>
> >http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/34-arrested-in-spanish-clenbuterol-in...
>
> > Who is the unnamed cyclist?
>
> More important:
>
> (quoting from above link)
"However, in this case the product has allegedly been supplied to
farmers to fatten up cattle ..."
Call it nitpicking, but isn't that the opposite of why athletes have
allegedly used it?
DR
A. Dumas
A. Dumas
> "However, in this case the product has allegedly been supplied to
> farmers to fatten up cattle ..."
>
> Call it nitpicking, but isn't that the opposite of why athletes have
> allegedly used it?
Poor choice of words. Farmers also don't use it to fatten up the
livestock, but to have it grow more muscles = meat.
--D-y
Sometimes the old lines are the best lines!
Thank you.
--D-y
Philip W. Moore, Jr.
"Beloved Fred No. 1" <no...@mailinator.com> wrote in message
news:p529p7...@donaldm.homeip.net...
There are better looking twins, dude. Be more imaginative.
--D-y
> On Oct 22, 1:09 pm, --D-y <dustoyev...@mac.com> wrote:
>
> > On Oct 22, 11:50 am, BLafferty <B...@nobody.com> wrote:
>
> > >http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/34-arrested-in-spanish-clenbuterol-in...
>
> > > Who is the unnamed cyclist?
>
> > More important:
>
> > (quoting from above link)
> > According to the Guardia Civil, the product, Spasmobronchal, has a
> > legal use for treatment of horses that have problems with blood supply
> > to their lungs. However, in this case the product has allegedly been
> > supplied to farmers to fatten up cattle and to athletes as a
> > performance-booster.
>
>
> Lipo out some fat, shake & bake, and inject. It'll be totally
> undetectable and will promote blood vessel creation.
Probably a better better bet than antelope gene splicing.
Not only that, it actually sounds, um, er, ah, *healthy*. Dang!
--D-y
Mike Jacoubowsky
news:7aydnRv-sMRAXVzR...@giganews.com...
> http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/34-arrested-in-spanish-clenbuterol-investigation
>
> Who is the unnamed cyclist?
Isn't the better question whether the timing of these raids had anything
to do with the proceedings against AC? They wait until after the first
shot at a dismissal has evaporated and then come up with a convenient
crossover story that the cycling world cannot ignore (because a cyclist
is implicated) but primarily lays the groundwork for cattle doping. If
you're into the idea that Spain is the center of doping and that their
government has been actively covering up evidence (Operation Puerto),
it's pretty easy to read things this way. And if that hasn't been ones'
thinking in the past, how could it not be now?
The timing is just way too convenient.
--Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
www.ChainReactionBicycles.com
DirtRoadie
wrote:
> The timing is just way too convenient.
It is, idn't it?
DR
Beloved Fred No. 1
> Isn't the better question whether the timing of these raids had anything
> to do with the proceedings against AC? They wait until after the first
> shot at a dismissal has evaporated and then come up with a convenient
> crossover story that the cycling world cannot ignore (because a cyclist
> is implicated) but primarily lays the groundwork for cattle doping. If
> you're into the idea that Spain is the center of doping and that their
> government has been actively covering up evidence (Operation Puerto),
> it's pretty easy to read things this way. And if that hasn't been ones'
> thinking in the past, how could it not be now?
It goes deeper than that. The aliens are involved again. And there must
be a link between alien cattle mutilation and LANCE's doping too.
Beloved Fred No. 1
>>> Remember, Laffingstock, that masturbating to
>>> thoughts of Lance Armstrong is adultery in God's eyes.
Beloved Fred No. 1 wrote:
>> Does god get to fuck the Olsen twins too ?
Philip W. Moore, Jr. wrote:
> There are better looking twins, dude. Be more imaginative.
Yes but do they look like LANCE's mother ?
RicodJour
> On 10/23/2010 5:31 AM, Beloved Fred No. 1 wrote:
>
> > It goes deeper than that. The aliens are involved again. And there must
> > be a link between alien cattle mutilation and LANCE's doping too.
>
You wouldn't let go, and LANCE is a coyote.
Class, when was the last time Laffemmorhoid posted anything about
LANCE that wasn't ball related? There's not much in the news about
his favorite witch hunt, so he's short on material...and wit. Try to
help the slower members of the class, and by members I mean a dick
like Barry. Class dismissed. No running!
R
Horst Schnellinger
Kennedy-Kontador-Klenbuterol. It's obvious.
And why is this guy who claimed he was on the moon also named Armstrong?
Never trust a government.;-)
BLafferty
your pain. Your pain is evidenced by the sophomoric variations on my
name that you come up with. Carry on, though. Don't let the pain get in
your way. :-)
Mike Jacoubowsky
news:8dmbp7-...@algol.home.sge.kicks-ass.org...
People shouldn't fear their government. Government should fear the people.
--Mike Jacoubowsky
Chain Reaction Bicycles
www.ChainReaction.com
Redwood City & Los Altos, CA USA
H. Fred Kveck
"Mike Jacoubowsky" <Mi...@ChainReaction.com> wrote:
> People shouldn't fear their government. Government should fear the people.
I'd prefer neither to fear the other.
Beloved Fred No. 1
>>> Isn't the better question whether the timing of these raids had anything
>>> to do with the proceedings against AC? They wait until after the first
>>> shot at a dismissal has evaporated and then come up with a convenient
>>> crossover story that the cycling world cannot ignore (because a cyclist
>>> is implicated) but primarily lays the groundwork for cattle doping. If
>>> you're into the idea that Spain is the center of doping and that their
>>> government has been actively covering up evidence (Operation Puerto),
>>> it's pretty easy to read things this way. And if that hasn't been ones'
>>> thinking in the past, how could it not be now?
Beloved Fred No. 1 wrote:
>> It goes deeper than that. The aliens are involved again. And there must
>> be a link between alien cattle mutilation and LANCE's doping too.
BLafferty wrote:
> What's the real reason Lance's ball was removed?
Perhaps it was the (presumably proverbial aka figurative) pound of flesh
in exchange for those blue cooler boxes.
Frederick the Great
BLafferty <B...@nobody.com> wrote:
> What's the real reason Lance's ball was removed?
You swallow, don't you?
--
Old Fritz
Ken Freudenberg
> On 10/23/2010 1:54 PM, RicodJour wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Oct 23, 11:12 am, BLafferty<B...@nobody.com> wrote:
> >> On 10/23/2010 5:31 AM, Beloved Fred No. 1 wrote:
>
> >>> It goes deeper than that. The aliens are involved again. And there must
> >>> be a link between alien cattle mutilation and LANCE's doping too.
>
> >> What's the real reason Lance's ball was removed?
>
> > You wouldn't let go, and LANCE is a coyote.
>
> > Class, when was the last time Laffemmorhoid posted anything about
> > LANCE that wasn't ball related? There's not much in the news about
> > his favorite witch hunt, so he's short on material...and wit. Try to
> > help the slower members of the class, and by members I mean a dick
> > like Barry. Class dismissed. No running!
>
> > R
>
> The life of one like you who is humor impaired is a painful one.
Interesting comment. If there is one thing I have missed in your
posts, it is humor. Irony, sarcasm, bitterness, anger - fine, those
are there in spades .
Humor? Non existent. Sad.
Note: A :-) emoticon neither converts into nor substitutes for
humor.
DR
DirtRoadie
I'll buy that.
DR
BLafferty
impaired.
KF
> impaired.
True, I have not read all your posts. But the theme, content and tone
are so uniform, there seems to be little need. Regardless, there is
little desire. TNAFT
kf
--D-y
Interesting Freudian slip regarding who is humor impaired.
--D-y
H. Fred Kveck
--D-y <dusto...@mac.com> wrote:
Good catch.