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The Gorilla is gonna go APE!!!!!

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WTF

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Nov 23, 2009, 6:31:44 PM11/23/09
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I've signed a contract with a new team for 2010, and I will be racing for
Lotto with Rochelle Gilmore amongst others.

Tom Kunich

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Nov 23, 2009, 6:59:18 PM11/23/09
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Well, I suppose that means that MonkeyBoy will tell us that the team
management isn't half as bright as he is.

bar

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Nov 23, 2009, 7:03:25 PM11/23/09
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On Nov 23, 6:31 pm, WTF <rbr...@dslextreme.com> wrote:
> http://www.cyclingnews.com/blogs/elizabeth-hatch/busier-than-ever-in-...

> -season
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> I've signed a contract with a new team for 2010, and I will be racing for
> Lotto with Rochelle Gilmore amongst others.

well she does have wonderful cleavage

MagillaGorilla

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Nov 23, 2009, 10:37:25 PM11/23/09
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WTF wrote:

Yeah,

She signed a cuntract for like $4,000/year to fetch water bottles for Rochelle
Gilmore (who also sucks and is about to implode because she can't make her
Aussie Olympic team for the fourth time in a row). Wait until the Lizard finds
out what these Euro teams are all about. If she thinks her Vanderkitten
management were a bunch of douchebags, wait until she sees how her Euro D.S.'s
will treat her.

And I love the way she talks about being based "in Beligum." Given that she
can't even finish a single NRC race in 3 years, the idea that she's going to be
a factor in a Euro women's race is a fucking cruel joke she's playing on
herself. I can't tell if she's lying to herself or is just plain stupid.

It will be funny watching this slow train wreck. She won't last more than 1
year, maybe 2 in Europe before coming back to race on some no-name U.S. team
and resuming her lame T&A YouTube campaign at the age of 33.

The only upside I can think of this move is since she hits the deck so often
she'll at least be entitled to free medical care in Europe.

Thanks,

Magilla

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