Liz Hatch Update
Zenon
TheCoz
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Coz
Anton Berlin
racing form of the cycling star Liz Hatch in my prayer group. Just as
we have been for the last 5 years.
However, we have been greatly disappointed in god's response so far
as Liz barely seems able to finish a race let alone a training ride.
As well, our prayer that she blow a dentist to get free dental
implants also hasn't worked yet. (Between you and me - some in the
group are beginning to suspect that Jesus may NOT in fact be the son
of god as he claimed.)
Anton Berlin
That's a huge leap of faith Coz - as it assumes that someone would be
willing to sleep with her without using rubber gloves, condoms and 2
quarts of disinfectant as recommend by the United Nations Health Guide
- 'Sleeping with LH - A Safety and Survival Guide 2010 Edition IV"
Little know fact that this pamphlet has been translated into over 178
languages as part of the UNs effort to eradicate STDs worldwide.
It's just a theory supported by a vast majority of scientists and
epidemiologists - but they believe that 'patient zero' pretends to
ride a bike as a cover for spreading a host of STDs (some you've never
ever heard of) but there's one that makes an infected individual take
on multiple aliases then post into RBR her twitter updates. Can
actually be caught just by riding the same velodrome as P-0 while the
fungus infections that can be caught from her saddle are legendary. -
Also may be a mad cow link from a trip to England in the late 90s.
Scary stuff.
Simply Fred
And Liz is the virgin mother.
Phil H
> On Jan 30, 11:46 am, Anton Berlin <truth_88...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > On Jan 30, 10:07 am, TheCoz <cycled...@hotmail.com> wrote:
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> > > On Jan 30, 9:45 am, Zenon <zenon_jask...@hotmail.com> wrote:
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> > That's a huge leap of faith Coz - as it assumes that someone would be
> > willing to sleep with her without using rubber gloves, condoms and 2
> > quarts of disinfectant as recommend by the United Nations Health Guide
> > - 'Sleeping with LH - A Safety and Survival Guide 2010 Edition IV"
> > Little know fact that this pamphlet has been translated into over 178
> > languages as part of the UNs effort to eradicate STDs worldwide.
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> who screwed Paris Hilton at her house. He was desperate to disinfect
> his crotch after the encounter so he cleaned himself with the first
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I heard Paris did the same thing.
Ronko
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Anton Berlin
> In article <521e2248-b9d4-424d-ab71-
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8 pack of Energizer D-cells is better than cash for Liz - saves her a
trip to Wal-Mart.
Ronko
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truth...@yahoo.com says...
dave a
Here's a hint, it's not for her Gruber, although that might not be a bad
idea.
Simply Fred
> Here's a hint, it's not for her Gruber, although that might not be a bad
> idea.
Perhaps Gruber could branch out into vibrators.
Anton Berlin
All they would need to do is install an asymmetrical weight on the er
uh ... um shaft and then the 250 watt motor can take over.
According to Gizmag (not kidding) the device is 22 cm across. Magilla
will that fill the void for Liz?
http://www.gizmag.com/gruber-assist-electrifies-just-about-any-bicycle/11609/