Lizzy Borden Hatchet Wins the Lottery
MagillaGorilla
This is gonna be funny.
The Lizard can't even finish an NRC race and here she is all excited and
dopey about racing in Europe as Rochelle Gilmore's maid. Meanwhile her
entire Vanderkitten teammates have since departed and the team basically
imploded under Carrot Top's leadership, just as I had predicted:
http://groups.google.cl/group/rec.bicycles.racing/browse_thread/thread/11bb079607fe19fb?fwc=1
Thanks,
Magilla
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/f4c535b3bbc4f25c
"I bet you that team fires her after this year. And if they don't
then those women who ride for that team are losers. There is no fuckin
way
the company of Vanderkitten has enough discretionary cash to sponsor a
women's cycling team unless those girls are making motel maid wages.
Remember, it was Liz Hatch who said the Vanderkitten team will focus on
winning the USA Crits series. And then she goes ahead and does that by
skipping every USA Crits event and hanging out in Italy as if she really
has
a chance to become a top European rider at 30 years of age when she
can't
even finish NRC races. "
Amit Ghosh
> http://www.cyclingnews.com/blogs/elizabeth-hatch/busier-than-ever-in-...
>
> This is gonna be funny
dumbass,
i agree the comedy potential is unlimited. i just hope it's not over
before it even begins - like liz hatch's hyped 'cross season.
Susan Walker
http://vimeo.com/7753359 password: cyclefilm. Order at
http://www.cyclefilm.com/shop
MagillaGorilla
...how about her claim to help her team wiin the USA Crits Series.....and
then bailing on EVERY SINGLE USA CRITS race. The girl is glib as a fucking
Matt Lauer ringtone.
Magilla
MagillaGorilla
Nice work, grunt. You are hereby promoted to platoon leader. I am
watching it now....my observations:
1.) She says "I want to do well in Philly." But she DNF's. Same
result as the year before.
2.) She says she hopes to help the future generation of women's
cycling...but doesn't really say how or why. Am I suppose to guess?
3.) The film just starts off with her riding....there's no set-up or
intro.
The whole show is basically produced as a TD YouTube training ride clip
of the Lizard on some training rides as filmed from the passenger seat
of a goddamn car. There's nothing to it but the Lizard just talking
about herself and riding at 19 mph. And every time she laughs, her
vampire fangs jut out like two venomous daggers and make me want to jerk
off to a filthy bootleg photo Alyssa Milano.
What's fucked up about this thing is she talks endlessly about racing,
but there's not a single racing clip in it. WTF?
I'm not sure what this says about her....it's definitely not a memorable
film. It doesn't inspire me in any way, make me question some life
philosophy, or even make me want to ride with her, let alone get to know
her.
I give it a D+.
Thanks,
Magilla
Joe Speed
He followed her, forced sex porn samples grabbing her while she threw open
the front door. She began riding him, and, after several minutes...
There's more here: www.usopencycling.com/
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Joe Speed
Like its abundance of fine wines from across the land, California is known
for its equally sweet and dry riding that it has to offer. As a late starter
to the sport, Liz Hatch became the inaugural member of the California based
Vanderkitten professional female racing team in 2008.
Come and follow Liz on her local training loops around Marin County, just
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In the end you will come to realize, it's not about winning, it's about
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Donald Munro
> The whole show is basically produced as a TD YouTube training ride clip
> of the Lizard on some training rides as filmed from the passenger seat
> of a goddamn car. There's nothing to it but the Lizard just talking
> about herself and riding at 19 mph. And every time she laughs, her
> vampire fangs jut out like two venomous daggers and make me want to jerk
> off to a filthy bootleg photo Alyssa Milano.
Dumbass,
Did they show her being felt up from the passenger seat of the car ?
Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.
> http://www.cyclingnews.com/blogs/elizabeth-hatch/busier-than-ever-in-...
>
>
> The Lizard can't even finish an NRC race and here she is all excited and
> dopey about racing in Europe as Rochelle Gilmore's maid.
<snip>
Dumbass -
Rochelle Gilmore is hot.
thanks,
Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.
Donald Munro
> Dumbass -
> Rochelle Gilmore is hot.
Png or jpg.
MagillaGorilla
She's alright. Not my type though. I like my chicks to have deer legs, not
rhino legs.
Thanks,
Magilla
MagillaGorilla
Here, let me let you in on a little secret.....the girl on the right is the
one who is hot and doesn't give any jazz or talkback. With Rochelle, she's
always got one hand in your wallet. That's why her last team dumped her.
Those Euro team D.S.'s don't like to pay for it.
Thanks,
Magilla
Liz Hatch Supporter
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