Papai's plug being pulled?
breil...@my-deja.com
they're coming to your door!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-
srv/aponline/20010111/aponline122422_000.htm
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Ken Papai
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/aponline/20010111/aponline122422_000.htm
San Rafael was blacked out today.
Here we are - Silicon Valley - dot.com gulch in the City (where
I work) - Marin freaking County - the pride of the
State if not the USA - High Tech! and damn if we don't stink
it all up and PG&E cannot produce enough electricty. You
think it's bad visit Henry and SoCal Edison Electric - those people
are getting REEMED with a size 20 corn cob.
I have my Excel trainer at home; I have no electricity
to run it on now when I get home. I will sit
back and drink warm beer and get ready for my date
in Napa Valley on Saturday. What the f*ck right?
Get fat. Be happy. Zero endorphins. Read Kunich posts
and die a happy man. Who needs racing?
--
Ken Papai Marin County, California
k...@kenpapai.com http://www.kpapai.com
"A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
Stella Hackell
> San Rafael was blacked out today.
>
> Here we are - Silicon Valley - dot.com gulch in the City (where
> I work) - Marin freaking County - the pride of the
> State if not the USA - High Tech! and damn if we don't stink
> it all up and PG&E cannot produce enough electricty.
Yes, it's amazing how all the rivers stopped flowing, oil and
gas ceased to be combustible, and atom-splitting no longer produced
energy all of a sudden.
--
Stella Hackell ste...@ncal.verio.com
She who succeeds in gaining the mastery of the bicycle will gain the
mastery of life.
--Frances E. Willard, _How I Learned to Ride the Bicycle_
Henry Chang
>breil...@my-deja.com writes:
>>Ken,
>>they're coming to your door!
>
>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/aponline/20010111/aponline122422_000.htm
>
>San Rafael was blacked out today.
>
>Here we are - Silicon Valley - dot.com gulch in the City (where
>I work) - Marin freaking County - the pride of the
>State if not the USA - High Tech! and damn if we don't stink
>it all up and PG&E cannot produce enough electricty. You
>think it's bad visit Henry and SoCal Edison Electric - those people
>are getting REEMED with a size 20 corn cob.
Damn right we're getting reamed - I just made out a $190 check to the
power company today. The Sherman Antitrust Act isn't getting enforced
anymore in SoCal - we're getting it from both the power companies and
the gas stations in SD. The gas is $0.15 per gallon more expensive
than it is in LA.
>I have my Excel trainer at home; I have no electricity
>to run it on now when I get home. I will sit
>back and drink warm beer and get ready for my date
>in Napa Valley on Saturday. What the f*ck right?
>Get fat. Be happy. Zero endorphins. Read Kunich posts
>and die a happy man. Who needs racing?
This is kind of early to get ready for your Saturday date. I think SR
Pappy must be in love.
My advice to Pappy: 1) don't beat off before Saturday 2) don't read
any Kunich posts on the day of your date (you're chances of getting
lucky are diminished if you're not in a good mood)
Henry
Kwan Low
Mr. Chang, what is your credentials? what's your qualification? How do
we know you're not giving out bad advice?
Finally, what've you done lately to qualify you to tell Pappy man what
to do with his date?
Curious mind need to know.
Kwan
"Henry Chang" <fre...@connectnet.com> wrote in message
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breil...@my-deja.com
I think y'all have gone a tad too far on the enviro bit. Gonna be hell
on those planet-saving electric cars. I can just hear it now. "Hello
boss? Can't make it in to work today. Wasn't able to re-charge my
car."
Bill
John Verheul
fre...@connectnet.com (Henry Chang) wrote:
> This is kind of early to get ready for your Saturday date. I think SR
> Pappy must be in love.
>
> My advice to Pappy: 1) don't beat off before Saturday
This is horrible dating advice, but then I suppose one must consider
the source.
Ken, you want to pound it like there's no tomorrow right up until your
date. That way you won't appear overly-eager for sex, and you might get
another date.
John Verheul
Dating consultant
Heather Halvorson
John Verheul wrote:
>
> Ken, you want to pound it like there's no tomorrow right up until your
> date. That way you won't appear overly-eager for sex, and you might get
> another date.
>
i have learned more about papai's plug and how it will be pulled than i
wished too.
heather
warren
<nothe...@home.com> wrote:
Odd... That's exactly what his date said.
Henry Chang
>
>Ken, you want to pound it like there's no tomorrow right up until your
>date. That way you won't appear overly-eager for sex, and you might get
>another date.
The only problem with Verheul's advice is what if Pappy's date wants
to throw down on the spot? Suppose that happens. Pappy's going to be
so spent from whacking off 10 times in the previous 24 hours that his
poor limp member will stay that way no matter how much inventive
stimulation he and his unimpressed date manage to provide. Unless
Pappy keeps some strap on electronic stimulation on hand to satisfy
his date, she's likely to go home unfulfilled and reluctant to agree
to another date with Limp Supreme Ruler Pappy.
It's obvious that Verheul's married because his advice is good only if
you're going out with ex-nuns. Otherwise, it's better to be prepared
for any eventuality.
Henry
rbr sexual advisor
rob palachick
> John Verheul wrote:
> >
> >Ken, you want to pound it like there's no tomorrow right up until your
> >date. That way you won't appear overly-eager for sex, and you might get
> >another date.
>
> The only problem with Verheul's advice is what if Pappy's date wants
> to throw down on the spot? Suppose that happens. Pappy's going to be
> so spent from whacking off 10 times in the previous 24 hours that his
> poor limp member will stay that way no matter how much inventive
> stimulation he and his unimpressed date manage to provide.
i agree with henry - sort of. you can't whack it that much as this chick
might be so desperate that she wants pappy's pecker immediately.
however, we all know the only thing that could get pappy's flaccid member
back to attention is the thought of LANCE dropping everyone on the hautacam.
if he can visualize his hero LANCE, i'm sure he'll be ready to go in no
time.
John Verheul
fre...@connectnet.com (Henry Chang) wrote:
> The only problem with Verheul's advice is what if Pappy's date wants
> to throw down on the spot? Suppose that happens.
I believe you ought to stop right here and consider what you've
suggested.
JV
VoiD
> I have my Excel trainer at home; I have no electricity
> to run it on now when I get home. I will sit
> back and drink warm beer and get ready for my date
> in Napa Valley on Saturday. What the f*ck right?
>
WHat are you doing for your date that takes you two days to get ready?!
Glazing and firing yourself?
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VoiD
> My advice to Pappy: 1) don't beat off before Saturday 2) don't read
> any Kunich posts on the day of your date (you're chances of getting
> lucky are diminished if you're not in a good mood)
>
I have to disagree with point number one, on the grounds of the advice
given in 'There's Something About Mary'. You don't want an accident at
dinner. The lights in Taco Bell really highlight the mistake.
rob palachick
John Verheul <John.an...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:93n1d7$9nq$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> In article <3a5ed21b....@news.connectnet.com>,
> fre...@connectnet.com (Henry Chang) wrote:
> > The only problem with Verheul's advice is what if Pappy's date wants
> > to throw down on the spot? Suppose that happens.
>
> I believe you ought to stop right here and consider what you've
> suggested.
i don't know, john. sometimes two guys just want to go at it when they
meet.
breil...@my-deja.com
Sounds, like one who's experienced on what two guys want to do together.
Tom Kunich
news:3A5E6A10...@home.com...
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Tom Kunich
news:Pine.HPP.3.91.101011...@fhs.csu.McMaster.CA...
> On 11 Jan 2001, Ken Papai wrote:
>
> > I have my Excel trainer at home; I have no electricity
> > to run it on now when I get home. I will sit
> > back and drink warm beer and get ready for my date
> > in Napa Valley on Saturday. What the f*ck right?
> >
> WHat are you doing for your date that takes you two days to get ready?!
> Glazing and firing yourself?
It takes that long for a Hungarian to clean up.
Andrew Albright
breil...@my-deja.com wrote:
That was the advice he came back with after his trip to the TdF last
summer, when he met with Tom Kunich.
Henry Chang
>Henry Chang <fre...@connectnet.com> wrote in message
>news:3a5ed21b....@news.connectnet.com...
>> John Verheul wrote:
>> >
>> >Ken, you want to pound it like there's no tomorrow right up until your
>> >date. That way you won't appear overly-eager for sex, and you might get
>> >another date.
>>
>> The only problem with Verheul's advice is what if Pappy's date wants
>> to throw down on the spot? Suppose that happens. Pappy's going to be
>> so spent from whacking off 10 times in the previous 24 hours that his
>> poor limp member will stay that way no matter how much inventive
>> stimulation he and his unimpressed date manage to provide.
>
>i agree with henry - sort of. you can't whack it that much as this chick
>might be so desperate that she wants pappy's pecker immediately.
>
>however, we all know the only thing that could get pappy's flaccid
>member back to attention is the thought of LANCE dropping everyone
>on the hautacam. if he can visualize his hero LANCE, i'm sure he'll be
>ready to go in no time.
I forgot about that!
Of course Palachick is right. Pappy needs to make sure that he and his
date are at his house and the 2000 TdF Famous Cycling Video is in the
VCR.
The only problem with that is his problem changes from flaccidity to a
high probability of premature ejaculation. Which would be less
impressive for his date: penile flaccidity or splooging all over the
coffee table just as Lance drops Pantani?
It's a tough call.
Henry
rbr sexual advisor
rob palachick
<breil...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:93nefo$ma3$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
ok, i'll confess. i do have some experience with gayness. once, my
girlfriend and i rented a, uh, "movie". apparently the cassette that was in
the box was switched with the video that we wanted. it was gay porn - i
think the star's name was michael j. cox or something like that and he was
very shaved - anyway, we watched a few minutes of it for laughs.
Ken Papai
>Rob Palachick wrote:
>>Henry Chang <fre...@connectnet.com> wrote in message
>>news:3a5ed21b....@news.connectnet.com...
>>> John Verheul wrote:
>>> >
>>> so spent from whacking off 10 times in the previous 24 hours that his
>>> poor limp member will stay that way no matter how much inventive
>>> stimulation he and his unimpressed date manage to provide.
>>
>>i agree with henry - sort of. you can't whack it that much as this chick
>>
>>member back to attention is the thought of LANCE dropping everyone
>>on the hautacam. if he can visualize his hero LANCE, i'm sure he'll be
>>ready to go in no time.
>I forgot about that!
>date are at his house and the 2000 TdF Famous Cycling Video is in the
>VCR.
>The only problem with that is his problem changes from flaccidity to a
>high probability of premature ejaculation. Which would be less
>impressive for his date: penile flaccidity or splooging all over the
>coffee table just as Lance drops Pantani?
>It's a tough call.
>Henry
>rbr sexual advisor
This is all Palachick SCREW magazine porn material.
ronde...@my-deja.com
Palachick told me on a ride once that Tom wanted to jump his bones upon
them meeting.
ronde...@my-deja.com
fre...@connectnet.com (Henry Chang) wrote:
> Of course Palachick is right. Pappy needs to make sure that he and his
> date are at his house and the 2000 TdF Famous Cycling Video is in the
> VCR.
>
> The only problem with that is his problem changes from flaccidity to a
> high probability of premature ejaculation. Which would be less
> impressive for his date: penile flaccidity or splooging all over the
> coffee table just as Lance drops Pantani?
Premature splooging is always bad. He can always blame his penile
flaccidity on the fact that his job as Supreme Ruler of RBR is very
stressful.
rob palachick
Ken Papai <kpa...@rahul.net> wrote in message
news:93nkni$odd$1...@samba.rahul.net...
in all my 30 years, i've never once opened a screw magazine
Jason Waddell
>
>
>in all my 30 years, i've never once opened a screw magazine
So Kunich was turning the pages for you? Hey Rob, are the articles better in
French?
Jason Waddell
breil...@cs.com
BTW, Rob, different topic (this one's really about racing), after
seeing all the squabbling that went on here at rbr awhile back between
you, Andrew and those other guys about the PA BAR funds, I checked out
that website. We here in Texas were just starting to mention the topic
of a state points series and I sent the pacycling/rules page around to
others down here. Although we didn't stick to all the rules we did use
some of it. You might like to check out our results.
http://www.txbra.org/home/home.asp
Bill Reilly
PS - thanks for the ideas.
HajajŽ
wrote:
Hmm. Then how did you make the call?
HajajŽ
ha...@worldonline.dk
Do What Thou Wilt shall be the Whole of the Law
Cathy Boland
"HajajŽ" <ha...@worldonline.dk> wrote in message
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Easily, if you happen to have a traditional plug-in phone - they get the
power they need from the phone line. Duh.
Cathy
Kwan Low
"Jason Waddell" <jjwb...@aol.com12345> wrote in message
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joe cipale
<ronde...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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Has the racing season started somewhere... anywhere... yet???
Joe Cipale
HajajŽ
Yeah, but where did the phone line get its power from?
Does the phone company have its own power plant?
Jon Isaacs
!!! Good one
Jon Isaacs
Jon Isaacs
>Does the phone company have its own power plant?
>
The electricity was still in the phone companies lines as it hadn't run out
yet.
The phone company uses oversize wires so they can store several hours worth of
electrons.
This works like the water in your pipes, there was just enough left for one
more flush after the water is turned off.
Jon Isaacs
Jon Isaacs
Tom Nakashima
>> >boss? Can't make it in to work today. Wasn't able to re-charge my
>> >car."
>> >
>> Hmm. Then how did you make the call? >>
Cellular phone? thought everyone owned one of these, guess not.
Dan Connelly
Tom Nakashima wrote:
> Cellular phone? thought everyone owned one of these, guess not.
Troll. A friendly troll, perhaps, but a troll nevertheless.
Dan
Cathy Boland
I don't remember how they do it, their own generators maybe? We aren't
talking about much power here. I worked for AT&T 20 years ago - I don't
remember very much of this stuff. But I do vaguely remember that the
central offices have all sorts of emergency plans to maintain service even
in the event of power outages.
Fstcpr
>Easily, if you happen to have a traditional plug-in phone - they get the
>power they need from the phone line. Duh.
Last time I was in a Telephone switching office (a few years ago) they had
large batteries all over the place.
seeu
Airman
Fstcpr
>than it is in LA.
Strange but true. The closer to LA the cheaper gas gets. Any gas stations along
the 5 on the way to San Diego are much higher tahn else where. Gas is much
cheaper in the desert than on the road to San Diego. Maybe that why you see so
many bikes on Highway one.
seeu'Airman
Henry Chang
wrote:
>
>Has the racing season started somewhere... anywhere... yet???
No.
A final bit of dating advice for SR Pappy:
It has been suggested elsewhere in this newsgroup that Ventura got his
spot on USPS by giving 'one hell of a rim job'. If you end up having
the flaccidity problems that have been discussed here, maybe you
should satisfy your date by trying Ventura's alleged tactic.
If it's good enough for a good pro cycling contract, it's gotta be
good enough for your date.
Henry
rbr sexual advisor
p.s. if there are any potty stops after dinner, make sure to remind
her to wipe thoroughly
Dan Connelly
Henry Chang wrote:
>
> On Fri, 12 Jan 2001 18:50:53 -0800, "joe cipale" <jci...@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
> >
> >Has the racing season started somewhere... anywhere... yet???
>
> No.
>
Not for Ken, anyway. He already missed the first two events
of the NorCal season. The next one is tomorrow -- a points
race in Fremont. Will he show? Or will he be otherwise occupied?
His fans wait in anticipation....
Dan
Ken Mckisson
digressed lately...
ken
"Dan Connelly" <djco...@ieee.org> wrote in message
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Henry Chang
<kenmc...@home.com> wrote:
>I can't wait till the season actually starts... the newsgroup has really
>digressed lately...
Yeah, but posts like the above are the ultimate in boredom.
Henry