The case against Novitzky

dave a

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Jan 20, 2011, 6:41:26 PM1/20/11

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Interesting take on the SI article

http://deadspin.com/5738218/the-case-against-the-case-against-lance-armstrong

or

The list of PEDs is impressive. Also, what's this about an illegal raid
on a drug testing facility? "he [Novitzky] has walked all over the best
parts of the Bill of Rights in a flagrantly illegal raid of a drug
testing facility and then very likely leaked the famous names harvested
in that raid to certain eager reporters".

- dave a

DirtRoadie

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Jan 20, 2011, 6:48:37 PM1/20/11

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On Jan 20, 4:41 pm, dave a <blkcatREMOVET...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Interesting take on the SI article
>

> http://deadspin.com/5738218/the-case-against-the-case-against-lance-a...

>
> or
>
> http://tinyurl.com/4weophc
>
> The list of PEDs is impressive. Also, what's this about an illegal raid
> on a drug testing facility? "he [Novitzky] has walked all over the best
> parts of the Bill of Rights in a flagrantly illegal raid of a drug
> testing facility and then very likely leaked the famous names harvested
> in that raid to certain eager reporters".
>
> - dave a

In the same vein (no pun intended):

http://yhoo.it/eN7QQ1

DR

Anton Berlin

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Jan 21, 2011, 9:03:13 AM1/21/11

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Good find

From the end of the 19th century to the present day, competitive
cyclists have injected, swallowed, or otherwise consumed for the
purposes of performance enhancement wine, brandy, whiskey, Champagne,
horse ointment, strychnine, cocaine, cocaine metabolites, cannabis,
nitroglycerin, chloroform, aspirin, amphetamines, solucamphre,
ronicol, nicotinyl alcohol tartrate, peripheral vasodilators, palfium,
fencamfamine, coramine, cortisone, pemoline, tetracosactide, ritalin,
probenecid, celestone, amineptine, HGH, HCG, EPO, bromantan,
bronchodilators, clenbuterol, ephedrine, norbolethone, probenecid,
norandrosterone, noretiocholanolone, Aranesp, heptaminol, nicethamide,
phentermine, clostebol, carphedone, stanozolol, prednisolone,
prednisone, triamcinolone acetonide, metelonone, benzoylecgonine,
methylecgonine, triamcinolone acetonide, salbutamol, salmeterol,
finasteride, dehydroepiandrosterone, methylhexanamine, methoxy
polyethylene glycol-epoetin beta, and powdered boar testicles. To name
a few.

Scott

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Jan 21, 2011, 10:21:52 AM1/21/11

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And caffiene.

Brad Anders

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Jan 21, 2011, 11:20:54 AM1/21/11

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add in nicotine, and don't forget soda loading.

DirtRoadie

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Jan 21, 2011, 12:33:01 PM1/21/11

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On Jan 21, 9:20 am, Brad Anders <pband...@gmail.com> wrote:
> add in nicotine, and don't forget soda loading.

And there are all the (chemically enhanced) energy drinks, vitamins,
supplements and other performance enhancing substances that are
presumable legal/OK. It's the syndrome of "Sure, I'll take ANYTHING
that will improve my performance. No, I would never (knowingly) take
anything illegal because that's, um, illegal."

http://www.gnc.com/

DR

RicodJour

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Jan 21, 2011, 4:21:33 PM1/21/11

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Woah. Seriously? Boar testicles? I have some of those laying
about. Now where's my mortar and pestle... Bring on the Master
Fatties!

R

DirtRoadie

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Jan 21, 2011, 5:38:36 PM1/21/11

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On Jan 20, 4:41 pm, dave a <blkcatREMOVET...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Interesting take on the SI article
>

> http://deadspin.com/5738218/the-case-against-the-case-against-lance-a...

>
> or
>
> http://tinyurl.com/4weophc
>
> The list of PEDs is impressive. Also, what's this about an illegal raid
> on a drug testing facility? "he [Novitzky] has walked all over the best
> parts of the Bill of Rights in a flagrantly illegal raid of a drug
> testing facility and then very likely leaked the famous names harvested
> in that raid to certain eager reporters".

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=li-ilstonnovitzky021008

and (to give it more current relevance)

http://apne.ws/hkFW5f

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Jim Feeley

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Jan 21, 2011, 6:36:47 PM1/21/11

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Google "Novitzky Quest" to find out about his 2004 raid on a Quest Diagnostics
facility in pursuit of Major League Baseball steroid test results.
--
Jim
Jim Feeley
POV Media

Beloved Fred No. 1

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Jan 22, 2011, 5:05:19 AM1/22/11

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RicodJour wrote:
> Woah. Seriously? Boar testicles? I have some of those laying
> about. Now where's my mortar and pestle... Bring on the Master
> Fatties!

Hemassist fortified LANCE testicles work better. Allegedly.