Amber finally divorces Fraud Landis
MagillaGorilla
Remember when the monkey predicted Fraud's wife Amber would divorce
him? Well, it finally happened. So now I have to beat you people over
the head with it like a fucking doormat.
All these cycling wives are fair weather spouses....they're all in it
for the gravy train and when that tanks, they bail at the first sign of
problems...Horner got divorced, Pate, Tylenol, Danielson, Fuckkornholio,
Landis....
These wives file for divorce when they find out their husbands either
doped and lost millions of dollars and are laughed at (Fraud and
Tylenol) or because they are cheating with other women (Horner,
Danielson).
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Amber Landis: "When this ends, we'll have our (victory) party"
Interview with Amber "I didn't Know USADA was 34-0" Landis
http://www.dailypeloton.com/displayarticle.asp?pk=10169
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� How do you keep from being bitter? Or are you bitter?
I am bitter. Very bitter. For starters there has never been an athlete
in the history of sport that has been gypped, screwed the way that Floyd
has. He has gotten nothing out of his hard work. Nothing. He should be
going to the ESPY awards and this and that and the other. We were going
to have our big party and Kid Rock was going to come and it was just
going to be fun. We got nothing. Not one thing to be excited about. So I
do get bitter.
� It must be hard to remember that you won?
It is. I have been robbed of that, and that is disgusting to me. Because
I think the only person who got to feel it was Ryan. She has youth and
no real idea what happened. It's not as big a deal to her as it actually
is. I have been robbed of that feeling forever. Even when this ends,
yeah we'll be happy and have our party. But it won't be the same. It
won't be for the Tour de France. We'll say it's for the victory that
everything is behind us then.
We have been robbed forever of that feeling of him accomplishing his
dream. And no matter what happens, even when we do win all of this crap,
he will always have an asterisk by his name, no matter what. He will
never make the money he should have made. He'll never have the
sponsorship he should have gotten. It will never be the way it should
have been. It's not acceptable to me.
Thanks,
Magilla
KG
> http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2009/feb/13/1s13landis01134-af...
>
> Remember when the monkey predicted Fraud's wife Amber would divorce
> him? Well, it finally happened. So now I have to beat you people over
> the head with it like a fucking doormat.
>
> All these cycling wives are fair weather spouses....they're all in it
> for the gravy train and when that tanks, they bail at the first sign of
> problems...Horner got divorced, Pate, Tylenol, Danielson, Fuckkornholio,
> Landis....
>
> These wives file for divorce when they find out their husbands either
> doped and lost millions of dollars and are laughed at (Fraud and
> Tylenol) or because they are cheating with other women (Horner,
> Danielson).
<snip>
Dumbass -
What do you expect? The divorce rate of the culture at large is pretty
high.
thanks,
Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.
Anton Berlin
There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and
there shall be a great confusion
as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where
lieth
those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that
has an
attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer
and
the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their
fathers
that their fathers put there only just the night before, about
eight
o'clock.
Bob Schwartz
> or because they are cheating with other women (Horner,
> Danielson).
Don't forget LANCE!
Bob Schwartz
MagillaGorilla
I bet you if Fraud won his arbitration case and got his millions of dollars
in endorsement money and contracts, she'd still be with him. Fraud's divorce
is like Haven Parchinski's divorce from Tylenol...these pro cyclist wives
just want to ride the gravy train and when the goin' gets tough, they bail.
These are very superficial relationships.
Thanks,
Magilla
MagillaGorilla
Lance got rid of Kik because she was a Jesus Freak and he got tired of
her pussy attitude. Besides, she had some miles on her tread.
Magilla
DirtRoadie
> http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2009/feb/13/1s13landis01134-af...
>
> him? Well, it finally happened.
Funny, what I read is:
'A month ago, citing “irreconcilable differences,” he filed for
divorce after nearly nine years of marriage.'
You were close.
ilan
> http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2009/feb/13/1s13landis01134-af...
>
I'm lucky I was never good at cycling, I think the most I ever won was
a bag of granola for finishing second in the co-ed category of the
Pinole time trial. I think I also won some tights when I won a prime
at Hellyer, they were XXS and I managed to give them to my 12 year old
niece who never wore them. I will tell my wife to see if cutting off
the gravy train will be grounds for divorce, actually I think my dog
will be the most upset about the gravy train.
-ilan
KG
Dumbass -
There is a very large minority, if not a majority, of relationships
that are based upon the same "superficialities".
It ain't no different when you ask chicks out based upon how hot they
are.
William Mattil
>
> There is a very large minority, if not a majority, of relationships
> that are based upon the same "superficialities".
>
> It ain't no different when you ask chicks out based upon how hot they
> are.
>
Wow ! This is good stuff. I mean someone here really gets it.
Thanks
Bill
--
William R. Mattil
cur...@the-md-russells.org
<mag...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
>I bet you if Fraud won his arbitration case and got his millions of dollars
>in endorsement money and contracts, she'd still be with him.
A guy loses a job where he makes $ 30 K a year at Kmart and the odds
his wife divorces him goes up. Not superficial at all, especially for
younger couples.
Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...
MagillaGorilla
Right, but the topic of this forum is bicycle racing, so my post is germane.
Your response is not.
>
>
> It ain't no different when you ask chicks out based upon how hot they
> are.
Who the fuck "asks out" chicks. You just tell them. And they go. There's no
asking.
Thanks,
MagillaGorilla Presented by Chiquita�
Bob Schwartz
Dumbass,
What happens in Girona stays in Girona.
Kik wasn't in Girona.
Bob Schwartz
MagillaGorilla
Well, my point was that Tyler and Landis were both making 6-figures when their
wifeys filed the Big D papers, so they had enough money to live if they chose
to . The problem with them in both cases is their wives are superficial,
shallow people who were only aboard for the gravy train lifestyle and so they
could name-drop their hubby at the local Starbucks to impress their MILF
girlfriends.
But when they lose 75% of their net value to defense lawyer fees, lose millions
of dollars in future endorsement revenue...and when their husbands are laughed
at and treated like the pariahs they always were.....then they bail.
But the reality is those were always shitty, fragile relationships from day
one. And as soon as it's tested, it fractures and the the whole shittin'
shabang comes crashing down.
And that's the same reason why I make fun of them before these weak dams break,
and why I'm not fooled by the Liz Hatches and other Frauds in cycling. Unlike
most of you jackoffs in here.
Thanks,
Magilla
Bob Schwartz
> And that's the same reason why I make fun of them before these weak dams break,
> and why I'm not fooled by the Liz Hatches and other Frauds in cycling. Unlike
> most of you jackoffs in here.
You're regularly fooled. Especially at velodromes.
Bob Schwartz
Uncle Dave
> http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2009/feb/13/1s13landis01134-af...
>
> him? Well, it finally happened. So now I have to beat you people over
> the head with it like a fucking doormat.
Who gives a fuck whether or not he's married? Things have come to a
pretty pass when bike fans not only know whether a rider is married
but his spouse's name. Sad. Very sad.
UD
Nobody
<mag...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
>But when they lose 75% of their net value to defense lawyer fees, lose millions
>of dollars in future endorsement revenue...and when their husbands are laughed
>at and treated like the pariahs they always were.....then they bail.
Oddly, and I might be mistaken, nobody seems to be laughing at them
(except on RBR and cycling forums). At least to their face(s).
I'm surprised they're still calling in to radio shows and riding and
promoting web pages. Hubris? Chutzpah? Delusional psychosis?
I hide out, and go on a diet when I've gained 5lbs, lol.
MagillaGorilla
Stop being a troublemaker. I don't care what legal lexicon is used in the
filing papers.
Amber dumped Fraud because they went from a power couple in the sport and
potential Jay Leno guests to laughing stock pariahs in society. Their kid
was made fun of in school. They have no chance of living the life of
privilege and wealth that comes with winning a Tour de France. Amber didn't
sign up for a trench warfare life, and the "for better or worse" part of the
marriage vow was only meant to be lip service during their
just-as-superficial wedding ceremony.
These superficial relationships based on easy-come-easy-go sports
accomplishments have predictable outcomes when things go bad. And when they
do go bad, I want to be there when it happens. I am like a turkey vulture
attracted to rotting flesh.
Magilla
Andy Coggan
wrote:
Or by velodromes.
Andy Coggan
MagillaGorilla
Kik never knew that Lance had to finally install a revolving door on his
place in Girona.
Magilla
MagillaGorilla
You guys wanna tangle about the gerbil wheel turn thing,, let's fuckin' do it. It's
been a while since I monkey-raped people in here.
Magilla
MagillaGorilla
Don't be a douchebag. When Amber Landis went into the local Starbucks in
Murrietta, instead of local MILFs smiling at her and asking her how Floyd was, she
gets snickered and people talk about how clueless she is for not knowing her
husband doped and was a complete Fraud.
What's more, instead of trading in the $485,000 house for a $2.3 million crib, they
had to take out a second mortgage to pay for defense attorney costs.
Amber Landis - a self-described 'ghetto girl' - was really just a dumb freeloader
who wanted to cruise along the tradewinds of her husband's ascending cycling
career. But when things got rough, she bailed. A cunt with lipstick is still a
cunt.
No woman will ever divorce Lance because he has too much money and he was never
caught. Women like the money, and the easy life that comes with it. But Haven
Parchinski and Amber Landis didn't sign up for what happened to them when their
husbands were busted and their piggy bank turned over and shaken clean.
If Tom Danielson were involved in a car accident tomorrow and had to get his legs
amputated, his wife would divorce him in a New York second.
I like sitting on the jungle sidelines eating my banana in the forest canopy and
throwing peels at this circus. I suggest you do the same.
Magilla
MagillaGorilla
> On Aug 13, 11:52�am, MagillaGorilla <magi...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
> >
> > These superficial relationships based on easy-come-easy-go sports
> > accomplishments have predictable outcomes when things go bad. �And when they
> > do go bad, I want to be there when it happens. �I am like a turkey vulture
> > attracted to rotting flesh.
> >
> > Magilla
>
> What's the minimum level of accomplishment necessary to obtain a
> superficial relationship? I saw some riders at the Tour of the Gila
> with smoking hot girlfriends. The cut-off must be somewhere between
> fattie master and Cat 1/2.
I guarantee you those same women will not be there next year since they can't get
the BMW on a cyclist's salary. Most smoking hot women initially fall for the
whole cycling delusion too. It takes them a season or two to realize it's all
just a scam.
Magilla
bjwe...@gmail.com
> Who the fuck "asks out" chicks. You just tell them. And they go.
> There's no asking.
MagillaGorilla <magi...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
> I am like a turkey vulture attracted to rotting flesh.
I was going to ask a question, but I think you
just cleared the issue up. Thanks.
Ben
Nobody
<mag...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
>
>Don't be a douchebag. When Amber Landis went into the local Starbucks in
>Murrietta, instead of local MILFs smiling at her and asking her how Floyd was, she
>gets snickered and people talk about how clueless she is for not knowing her
>husband doped and was a complete Fraud.
Wonder how many pro riders SOs don't know they are doping. I mean even
a dumbass like BA knew when Frankie was riding beyond his ability.
Nobody
So, there -are- SHW who fall for pro riders. The question is, where
are they coming from...if not from the Podium Girl Pool. I mean a lot
of these guys just ride-eat-sleep, except for the Germans and the
Italians. Swedish, it's too dark out to tell most of the time, from
what I hear.
Uncle Dave
Who is "Kik"? A cartoon character?
UD
Susan Walker
> Who is "Kik"? A cartoon character?
Kristin Armstrong-Richard, mother of most of Lance's kids. Not related
to the PRO cyclist Kristin Armstrong.
Uncle Dave
Why "Kik" then? Is that some sort of pet name or what?!
UD
KG
> KG wrote:
>
> > There is a very large minority, if not a majority, of relationships
> > that are based upon the same "superficialities".
>
> > It ain't no different when you ask chicks out based upon how hot they
> > are.
>
> Wow ! This is good stuff. I mean someone here really gets it.
Dumbass -
Thx. Every now and then I gotta throw some evolutionary psychology out
there.
cheers,
Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.
MagillaGorilla
The wives are the last to know because everything with them is so superficial
anyway....think Haven Parchinski crying in their driveway when Tyler came back after a
training ride to tell him he lost his arbitration case.
Haven finally came around to reality and filed the big D papers.
Magilla
Donald Munro
> Thx. Every now and then I gotta throw some evolutionary psychology out
> there.
But you still haven't explained Kunich's evolution.
Susan Walker
> On Aug 13, 8:15 pm, Susan Walker wrote:
>> Kristin Armstrong-Richard, mother of most of Lance's kids. Not related
>> to the PRO cyclist Kristin Armstrong.
>
> Why "Kik" then? Is that some sort of pet name or what?!
Yep. Don't know the background of it.
Henry
lets hug
Henry
you really do need a hug
William Asher
Mutations happen. However, he didn't procreate, so it sort of reinforces
the notion of natural selection. Mutations have to benefit reproduction to
be propagated to future generations.
--
Bill Asher
cur...@the-md-russells.org
<myful...@xs4all.nl.invalid> wrote:
>Yep. Don't know the background of it.
Kik was specially formulated for rbr - they figured we had a better
chance getting it right if it were a palindrome.
Or Kristen was Kirk before the sex change operation and this was a way
of acknowledging the past. Not that I want to start rumors or
anything.
Curtis L. Russell
If we can't Google it, we can damn well make it up.
Fred Fredburger
> KG wrote:
>
>> On Aug 12, 4:47 pm, MagillaGorilla <magi...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
>>> http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2009/feb/13/1s13landis01134-af...
>>>
>>> Remember when the monkey predicted Fraud's wife Amber would divorce
>>> him? Well, it finally happened. So now I have to beat you people over
>>> the head with it like a fucking doormat.
>>>
>>> for the gravy train and when that tanks, they bail at the first sign of
>>> problems...Horner got divorced, Pate, Tylenol, Danielson, Fuckkornholio,
>>> Landis....
>>>
>>> These wives file for divorce when they find out their husbands either
>>> doped and lost millions of dollars and are laughed at (Fraud and
>>> Tylenol) or because they are cheating with other women (Horner,
>>> Danielson).
>> <snip>
>>
>> Dumbass -
>>
>> What do you expect? The divorce rate of the culture at large is pretty
>> high.
>>
>> thanks,
>>
>> Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.
>
> I bet you if Fraud won his arbitration case and got his millions of dollars
> is like Haven Parchinski's divorce from Tylenol...these pro cyclist wives
> just want to ride the gravy train and when the goin' gets tough, they bail.
>
> These are very superficial relationships.
Frankie Andreu wishes it was this easy.
Henry
wow. You're beyond hugs.
KG
>
> I guarantee you those same women will not be there next year since they can't get
> the BMW on a cyclist's salary. Most smoking hot women initially fall for the
> whole cycling delusion too. It takes them a season or two to realize it's all
> just a scam.
Dumbass -
How many of those have you gone through?
derf...@gmail.com
> All these cycling wives are fair weather spouses....they're all in it
> for the gravy train and when that tanks, they bail at the first sign of
> problems...Horner got divorced, Pate, Tylenol, Danielson, Fuckkornholio,
> Landis....
If I were a chick, I could think of a lot better gravy train to ride
than that of a cyclist.
KG
Dumbass -
Since you're not a chick can you still think of one or is that a mode
of thought confined only to the minds of the hotter sex?
Donald Munro
> Mutations happen. However, he didn't procreate, so it sort of reinforces
> the notion of natural selection. Mutations have to benefit reproduction to
> be propagated to future generations.
Now that you mention it, there is a KT layer so there may well be a TK
layer too.
MagillaGorilla
So long as it's followed by a fingerbanging opportunity, I agree. I don't do
superficial hugs.
Magilla
MagillaGorilla
I've never actually punctured one with my dick.
Magilla
Tom Kunich
news:80a1705a-aeda-4cba...@g10g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
>
> If I were a chick,
That doesn't seem to be an odd wish among this group.
Nobody
Many of us would be thrilled to come back in the next life as a female
pro cyclist.
(Uh, though some would rather come back as a female pro cyclist's
bicycle seat...er, saddle.)
Steve
80a1705a-aeda-4cba...@g10g2000yqh.googlegroups.com,
"derF...@gmail.com" <derf...@gmail.com> wrote:
Correlation does not mean causation monkey boy...
Cyclists get divorced like regular people and monkeys
MagillaGorilla
Yeah, and maybe people who are attacked by a great white shark and die simply
expired naturally right before the shark attack. Listen here Stevie
Nicks.....don't play teacher with me unless you look like Debra Lafave and
want carpet burns on your knees.
I run the show in here; and I run it like Phil Spector ran his recording
studio.
Magilla
WTF
"MagillaGorilla" <mag...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
And like him you are behind bars.......... In the Zoo. Good thing they have
wireless there so you can get on RBR!
Donald Munro
> I run the show in here; and I run it like Phil Spector ran his recording
> studio.
Or Bernie Madoff's 17th floor.
MagillaGorilla
No, I use an ethernet port.
Thanks,
Magilla