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LANCE ARMSTRONG: Settle a Bet

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Clitteigh

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May 14, 2012, 3:05:02 PM5/14/12
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Does he have one or zero balls?

I say one.

Because he's fathered, like, what, eight children since "recovering"
from his fake cancer?

Geraard Spergen

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May 14, 2012, 7:42:29 PM5/14/12
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Do fake balls count?

raamman

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May 15, 2012, 8:29:21 PM5/15/12
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oh it's pretty easy to have a kid, just ask your moms lesbian lover
who used a turkey baster with some hobo semen to impregnate her with
you - I guess that makes you a bit of a "basterd" huh ?

Steve Freides

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May 16, 2012, 2:02:24 PM5/16/12
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Clitteigh wrote:
> Does he have one or zero balls?

As seen on another newsgroup:



There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone
not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment,
Onestone finally cracked and said,
'If anyone calls me Onestone again
I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called
him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird
forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took
her deep into the forest where he made love to her
all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day,
until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what
he promised he would do. Years went by and no
one dared call him by his given name until A woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
away. Yellow Bird , who wasBlue Bird's cousin, was
overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
then he made love to her all day, made love to her all
night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
her all the next night, butYellow Bird wouldn't die!






Why???





OH, come on... take a guess!!!





Think about it!!!







You're going to love this!!!






Everyone knows...





You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone!!!


Steven Bornfeld

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May 16, 2012, 2:21:53 PM5/16/12
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On 5/16/2012 2:02 PM, Steve Freides wrote:

(snip, you merry punster).

I've killed for less.
Remember--it's a long way to tip a rarity.

Steve

--
Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS
http://www.dentaltwins.com
Brooklyn, NY
718-258-5001

Fred Flintstein

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May 16, 2012, 2:36:07 PM5/16/12
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On 5/16/2012 1:21 PM, Steven Bornfeld wrote:
> On 5/16/2012 2:02 PM, Steve Freides wrote:
>
> (snip, you merry punster).
>
> I've killed for less.
> Remember--it's a long way to tip a rarity.
>
> Steve
>

You guys are a couple of nuts.

F

Steve Freides

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May 21, 2012, 7:24:39 PM5/21/12
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Steven Bornfeld wrote:
> On 5/16/2012 2:02 PM, Steve Freides wrote:
>
> (snip, you merry punster).
>
> I've killed for less.
> Remember--it's a long way to tip a rarity.
>
> Steve

... tip a rarity - that took me a minute.

-S-


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