I love today's "The Grizzwells" by Bill Schor.
(Sorry, no link: I read it in the Warsaw Times Union.)
Bear: Today I'm going to price a stationary bike
so I can get the old pulse rate up.
Porcupine: So, you're going to start exercising, huh, Gunther?
Bear: Nah...I get all worked up when I hear how much
they want for a bike that doesn't go anywhere.
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