Congratulations on your new Piper Jeffrey!
Tiger Would
You know, the one you recently informed the group
about.
How does it fly? Any upgrades? Will you have
it painted?
Waiting...
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tiger
Mark
Forget Bloss The Forger.
Updating my resume.
- "I've since moved on to guitars, turbojets, alternative energy, and
Victory gardens."~sci.physics
*Obese* - "I have my own weight issues...5'3", 375 lbs."
~misc.news.internet.discuss
*Batman-like Security Expert w/ Advanced DogoVideo* - And as to Federal
employees...no one can get within a quarter mile of me without a
warrant. I'm very hard to access and my critter cameras record
everything that happens around here." -misc.writing
*Troll/Forger* - Admitted ~rec.aviation.piloting
*Whose Deeply In Love With Himself* - "I hung a new big mirror in the
bathroom the other day. Then I hung another mirror behind me on the
opposite wall. Now I can't stop standing in between and looking down my
infinite replication tunnel". ~misc.writing
*Multi-National Saviour* - "I saved a lot of people of many different
ethnicities." ~misc.writing
*Yet A Crazed Muslim Slaughtering Slobfukker* - Three thousand people
were minding their own business. Women, children, friendly Americans.
Then the WORLD TRADE CENTER towers crashed and slammed to the ground in
a FIRE of MURDER by coward muslims. Now...We're gonna KILL YOU
motherfuckers if it takes 100 years. Because we're AMERICANS. We are
the top dogs of the world. And the muslims are gonna pay one million
times over if we have to kill every fucking one of you. Locked and
loaded, Mark." ~misc.writing
*Who Flounts The Deaths Of Children* - "LOL! That looks like a "before"
picture from the Saddam Hussein playbook. Can you say collateral
damage?" ~misc.writing
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1166/1282100811_95071af095.jpg
*Philosopher* - "Most people live lives of quiet desperation."
~alt.support.depression.manic "There are some things worse than death.
Which is worse, being born, or dying? Both are natural." ~alt.atheism
*Leads The Perfect Life* - I worried a HELL of lot more when I was 25
than I do today. In fact, I don't worry at all!" ~alt.quotations
*BiPolar FukkNutzoid* - "Its really less about how we got this way, and
more about who we're going to become. A spirochete. Rapidly spreading
across the world, causing people to act bipolar. "
~alt.support.depression.manic
*Yet No Medications* - Fortunately I don't have to take prescription
meds. You know, clean livin', non smoker, non drinker." ~misc.writing
*Extensive Business Background...Around Pools* - "I've had a long and
extensive career in the lifeguard and swimming pool industry."
~misc.writing
*Yet Claims To Be Uber-Wealthy* - "It's only $500,000 dollars..."
~misc.writing
*Brilliance...In His Own Mind* - "But what makes me a creative genius.."
~misc.writing
*Founder of Art Academy* - "Nor was it when I founded a school of the
arts in my name..." ~misc.writing
*National Politician and Grand Entrepreneur* - "convincing the chairman
of the bank and head of the
Georgia Republican party to fly to Washington, D.C. and within 3 days
bring me a Small Business Admin. check for 350 thousand dollars."
~misc.writing
*Loved By Celebrities* - "Mark Who Was Invited By Elvis To Graceland"
~signature several newsgroups
*Cuntsman* - "Some cute little brunette named Tammy stole her
boyfriend's car and credit cards
and put me up on the 14th floor of the "Yachtsman" for a week in Myrtle
Beach, while spending thousands by day, and smoking the sheets by
night." ~misc.writing
*Zoological Scientific Genius* - You did know that in Junior high school
I memorized the
Latin genus of all the snakes in North America? I was a herpetologist by
age 15...
*Teenaged Painter* - ...the same time I began to sell my cubist
paintings. ~rec.aviation.piloting
*Artist Of Wealth and Genius Extraordinaire* - "You can call yourself a
creative genius when you've done what I've done. My walls are covered
with the first run editions of /intricate valuable artwork/. I have the
originals safely stored away too. All these pieces were commissioned
before they were started, and they represent thousands of dollars in
revenue. They were all done by the same artist. Me. ~misc.writing
*Paranormal Animal Communicator* - The gruff loud voice cried out,
"Mark! Mark! Mark!" over
and over. My heart nearly stopped with fear as the voice reached the
back of my feet. Spinning around there it was! I'd never seen a
hair-lipped dog before. He barked again,"Mark! Mark!".
~alt.religion.kibology
*One Person Anti-Terrorist Usenet Nutzo* - "Look here boyo...if you or
anyone else puts a muslim
propaganda post here, I'm gonna put 10 posts against it. If you put ten,
I'll put a hundred. If you put a hundred, I'll put a thousand. So tell
your sandnigger friends they're responsible for the ANTI campaign that
follows". ~misc.writing
*Pilot/Estate Plans* - "Im going to buy a plane"..."I'm training to be a
pilot" (2007-to date, no license).."I'm going to buy an estate and put
in a landing strip"...". "While there were some structural mishaps on
several of the Zodiac light sport planes, I gotta say the jury is
still out for me" (the FAA has grounded this plane months
ago).~rec.aviation.piloting
*Audiophilic Scientist For MIT* - "Doesn't work like that and I know
from my work at MIT on the Jupiter speech synthesis engines."
~alt.christnet.theology
*Favourite Foods* - "Grilled rattler with beans, and a big cold glass of
cougar milk. Cactus thorn for a tooth pick." ~misc.writing
*Google Profile* - "I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things
people think are impossible. I'm a dichotomy, a soft diamond, a
militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool...with a Giant penis."
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
Tiger Would
<forgery snipped>
Tell us about your new Piper Seneca Blossom.
We know you live by the "Don't ask, don't tell" code, but
that only applies to your homo life, not airplanes.
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Tiger