> I saw one in northern Virginia last week that read
> 8BB8B8B
> Any suggestions?
Sure! That's known (to my friends at least) as a "Stealth Licence
Plate".
You see, it's VERY hard for the police to determine exactly WHAT the
numbers/letters are when radioing or writing the plate number. This
presumably protects the car in such situations as: Speed traps, licence
checks, U.S.W. etc...
Try glancing at it and saying the number...Got it wrong? I'm not
surprised!
Other goodies I've seen here in CT (6 character plates) are:
HHHHH
GG6GGG
II1I1I
Get it now?
Interresting, eh? I read that some states have outlawed them,
which leads me to the following Urban Legend:
I've heard it said that some/all states in the US check all
licence plate applications for profanity, the above mentioned
stealth design, whatever...
Is this true? Is it really somebody's job to look through
all the applications for the occasional "A55H0L" or "PHUKU"
in the batch? And what really happens when they find one?
Do they just reject it?
Please note that this is CROSSPOSTED to rec.autos for the
reason that they may know better answers than those in
alt.folklore.urban...Please ammend the "Newsgroups:" line
if what you say is not directly related to this particular
post...I doubt that Craig Shergold interests the "r.a"ers
and I am pretty sure that Engine Troubles have NOTHING
to do with "a.f.u"ers...
Also, to add to another a.f.u thread, I believe that the
expensive porsche of Bill Gates which was impounded was
a Porsche 959...also, there is word of a 959 which made it
into America illegally and has been spotted in the
San Fransisco Bay area a few times...(this from AutoWeek)
Later!
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+I've heard it said that some/all states in the US check all
+licence plate applications for profanity, the above mentioned
+stealth design, whatever...
+Is this true? Is it really somebody's job to look through
+all the applications for the occasional "A55H0L" or "PHUKU"
+in the batch? And what really happens when they find one?
+Do they just reject it?
Yes, this is true in California. A case about two months ago
was present where a woman lawyer of Italian ancestry had a
license plate with the term "DAGO". The Department of Motor
Vehicles did a check (either due to a complaint from another
motorist or just a check they do when they update their
'No No' database) and told her that she had to turn it in.
Note this is a case after the plate had been issued. Last I
heard, she was going to fight this action by the DMV. If I'm
wrong on any or all of these details, I'm sure someone with
nothing better to do than I will correct me.
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In the early days of plate screening, when the DMV wasn't as adept at it, I
did see the plate "FC NXN" slip through and get assigned to someone.
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And Bill's car is impounded in Oakland... are you suggesting that
Customs agents are out *joyriding* in Bill Gates' car? I don't
believe it.
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The above story may be related to the following...
Not so very long ago an Italian ethnic rights group persuaded
the CA DMV to double check its records for plates containing
slurs (ie wop, dago, etc). Several people who were spoofing
their own heritage were rather upset. The worst/best of the
cases was the older couple whose car had previously proclaimed
DO WOP and whose explanations that it refered to a musical style
were not believed to be a valid reason to make an exception to the
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In California, yes. It's somebody's job, and they reject anything
they have decoded as "inappropriate" (and they are very good at it).
Also, applicants who have been rejected have the right to appeal.
These hearings are even better than the plates themselves. For
example, in a recent case, the judge listened intently as an
applicant explained that "4NIK8" was actually a gift for his
brother Nick, who of course owned a car with a V8.
John Abt "SEXRXRR"
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In article <27...@gold.gvg.tek.com>, jo...@gold.gvg.tek.com (John Abt) writes:
> In article <LANCER.91J...@wpi.WPI.EDU> lan...@wpi.WPI.EDU (Stephe. No V. No N.) writes:
> >... I've heard it said that some/all states in the US check all
> >licence plate applications for profanity, the above mentioned
> >stealth design, whatever...
>
> These hearings are even better than the plates themselves. For
> example, in a recent case, the judge listened intently as an
> applicant explained that "4NIK8" was actually a gift for his
> brother Nick, who of course owned a car with a V8.
>
Years ago I had a neighbor who was a fairly quiet, balding, insurance salesman
type. However, he had a Walter Mitty complex when it came to driving. He
had a huge Cadillac Coupe Deville which he drove at top speed, sometimes
even passing traffic in a turn-only center lane (probably read a little
too much Hunter S. Thompson). Anyhow, his license plates read "CMFIC", which,
especially if you've been in the Armed Services, you'll recognize as the
abbreviation for top-dog guy called the "Chief Mother-F*****-In-Charge", or
commanding officer.
The local DMV had their purge of unacceptable license plates and said Mr.
Rodgers' plates had to go. They printed in the newspaper various ex-Marines
confident translations of "CMFIC". They had a picture of Mr. Rodgers and his
Cadillac and his version of things. He claimed that "CMFIC" was a private
joke between he and his dear wife and meant, simply, "Clergy Make Friends
In Church". The plates were replaced about a week later.
Ben Sloan
b...@emx.utexas.edu
They check in N.C., too - although apparently Richard Adams' "Watership
Down" is not among their reference material. I saw a Volkswagen Rabbit last
year bearing the N.C. tag "O HRAKA".
Great thing about personalized tags - they can create a thread in ANY
newsgroup.
BTW - mine reads "1N ON MT".
-joe
I just saw on the news that Washington is recalling all plates with
the letters "DWI" in them. Apparently they have stamped several plates
like this, and people who get their plates with this configuration
are kind of upset.
>
>Interresting, eh? I read that some states have outlawed them,
>which leads me to the following Urban Legend:
>
>I've heard it said that some/all states in the US check all
>licence plate applications for profanity, the above mentioned
>stealth design, whatever...
>Is this true? Is it really somebody's job to look through
>all the applications for the occasional "A55H0L" or "PHUKU"
>in the batch? And what really happens when they find one?
>Do they just reject it?
Yes, this is true. It's not like someone sits there and goes through
all of the plates; each applicaton is approved before it gets sent to be
stamped. Here in CA you must explain why you have chosen the pattern
you did. I guess they could reject it if you didn't give a satisfactory
answer.
Doug
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This must be new, because several years ago, when I ordered PHYNNS for
my '62 Cadillac, nobody asked me to explain it.
Anyone remember the trick with the calculator; add up a bunch of numbers,
totalling 71077345, then turn it upside down to see ShELLOIL spelled out.
Anybody tried that strategy to obscure an "offensive" license plate?
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yup, yup, they reject it, yup. Glad we could help you out.
Actually, if you're interested, get the book _Gr8_Pl8s_, put
out by a women who did just that for 10 years or so - she
got to check for hidden, obscene, derogatory, et al. messages
in custom plate applications. If anyone's interested I can
track down the author's name, the book's ISBN #, etc.
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My parents once got a set of plates for are cars that were:
LSD001
LSD002
LSD003
They didn't understand the significance, but everyone else did.
These plates are exteremely easy to remember.
eyc
The US State Dept distributes plates to foreign embassies, consulates
and missions for use on their automobiles. These special "diplomatic
plates" have a distinctive red-white-and-blue color scheme. The
identification sequence is of the form
AB 12345
where each country has its own two-letter code. I don't have the list
in front of me, but they are supposedly randomly reassigned every 10
years when then plates expire.
Well, the last plate assignment took place in the early Reagan
administration. The Soviets opened their packages and out came
FC 101
FC 102
FC 103
...
which they thought nothing in particular about, and they happily mounted
the new plates. Then comes the leak: apparently some Foggy Bottom
smartass had an acronym in mind! When the Soviets got word, they were
seriously miffed and a diplomatic flap ensued. Unfortunately for their
moral leverage, they were busy putting the finishing touches on our new,
microphone-encrusted Embassy building. So nothing happened, and the
plates are still there.
(For those without oed, smegma is the stuff those old men were
vacuuming off when their weiners got leaner.)
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>In article <LANCER.91J...@wpi.WPI.EDU> lan...@wpi.WPI.EDU (Stephe. No V. No N.) writes:
>>In article <1991Jul11....@vicorp.com> jme...@vicorp.com (John Methot) writes:
>>
>>You see, it's VERY hard for the police to determine exactly WHAT the
>>numbers/letters are when radioing or writing the plate number. This
>>presumably protects the car in such situations as: Speed traps, licence
>>checks, U.S.W. etc...
>>
>>Try glancing at it and saying the number...Got it wrong? I'm not
>>surprised!
>>
>>Other goodies I've seen here in CT (6 character plates) are:
>>
>>HHHHH
>>
>>GG6GGG
>>
>>II1I1I
>>
>>Get it now?
In Oregon, right after the state approved Vanity Plates, I saw a truck
with the plate QQQQ. Wanna make bets on that one still being around?
Also, a few months ago, there was a Cal-Berkeley alum with a '66 Galaxy
running around w/ the plate FKSTNFD. He claimed it meant "Frankenstein's Ford"
but the Good People of Palo Alto thought they knew better! ;-)
I have enought problems with MY plates... since I am an Amateur Radio person,
I have my call on my tags, and people keep asking me what NP4AI means...
Brad
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FC on a license plate generally stands for ``foreign counsul'', a
different grade of diplomat.
ObUL: In New York, where parking is tight, lots of folks started
ordering vanity plates with FC on them. Eventually, the state caught
on -- New York City has lots of real consulates, after all. So folks
registered their cars in neighboring states, where the Motor Vehicles
Bureau didn't know what was happening. Others used other combinations
that were special in New York -- JSC is supposedly Justice of the
Supreme Court (the trial-level court in New York -- and that's true!),
so they could park in certain parts of downtown Brooklyn and Manhattan,
where the courts are.
You see, they come from a wide variety of backgrounds, speak many languages,
and have usually had contact with lots of folks familiar with lots of curses.
And when hearing time comes around, something like "Lazlo protected the
State of California from vanity plates saying 'FUCK' in Estonian, Georgian,
and Serbo-Croatian" certainly can't hurt.
[ref: Various Sunday-supplement articles from boring news months.]
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I have seen "QQQQ" and "VW SUX".
Before some thief cancelled the plate, I had "12X12X2".
It seems to me, being a computer programmer (as I'm sure a disproportionate
share of other netters are), that if I was designing the license database, I'd
have the system keyed by a "normalized" form of what's actually on the plate
(it would store the actual value too). All B's would become 8's, all I's
would become 1's, all O's would become 0's, and so on, so any search for any
combination of seven 8's and B's would come up with that "stealth" plate, and
any request for issue of a different combination would be rejected as a
duplicate.
The other important feature would be a search for approximate or partial
plates, together with the vehicle type. For example, if a copper saw
XYZ-some three digits on a Mustang, the computer should be able to quickly
tell how many Mustangs are registered among those 1000 plates.
Someone was telling me that years ago already, the police had a bit of a chat
with a friend of his the morning after an inconclusive high-speed chase in
which this individual's car was one of three registered in that province that
matched the description. (I somehow suspect that if they had been able to
narrow it down to one, they'd have done a bit more than just talking.)
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Here in New Zealand I've seen one better-only it was a _non-custom_ plate.
Our motorbike plates take the form :
up to three-digit number
up to three-letter code
Of course, the inevitable happened, and New Plymouth has a motorbike registered
with the title "69 SEX"-all poifectly legal-like, and without paying for a
custom plate. The real joke is that the bike itself is a weenie little 125cc
(I think) job. Hardly goes with the image conjured up by the plate.
>
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Along those same lines I saw one that was
ILUV2BEX
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>jkip...@Csli.Stanford.EDU (Jonathan Kiparsky) writes:
>>My all-time favorite plates were on a Volkswagen Rabbit, driven by a very
>>good-looking blonde- FXLK 12. Needless to say, my friend and I followed that
>>one for quite a ways... :-)
>>-jon
>Along those same lines I saw one that was
> ILUV2BEX
Not to be a pain or anything but I have a learning disability and would
love to be let in on the joke...could someone e-mail me what it means?
jen
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Then there was the rumored South Texas vanity plate: BREAD 8. Those of you
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They (DMV) also demanded that a schoolteacher turn in her personalized
plate because it was considered derogatory to those of Italian descent.
The plate? "PEDAGOG"
^^^^
Robert Dusek
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It might bring someone's attention to notice that LXIX might sound real close
to LIX (licks). I heard about some heavy metal rock bands having their
albums come under fire from some self proclaimed anally-retentive self-
righteous moral-majority types simply because the album or one of its
songs contained that word. Anyway, does this stuff border on
belonging in somewhere like alt.sex?
eyc
This is true in the state of Washington. One thing I don't understand
though, is I keep seeing some woman on the freeway in the Seattle area
with a plate that says RAINSUX. I though "sucks" referred to oral/genital
sex!?!
If they can ban BITCH or TIHS (they dont like the way that looks in
the rear view mirror!), why do they let "sucks" through?
Tad Cook
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In article <12...@ssc.UUCP> t...@ssc.UUCP (Tad Cook) writes:
>This is true in the state of Washington. One thing I don't understand
>though, is I keep seeing some woman on the freeway in the Seattle area
>with a plate that says RAINSUX. I though "sucks" referred to oral/genital
>sex!?!
Really Tad? What is it when you *suck* down a beer. What is it when you
drink a milk shake through a straw? Yup, I went down to the Dairy
Queen t'other day and had "oral/genital sex" with my chocolate malt and
a straw. There was milk everywhere. Damned if it wasn't frigid though.
How about your vacuum cleaner? Does it "oral/genital sex" up the
dirt in your carpet?
Or, how about "this job oral/genital sex". Just doesn't quite convey the
same thing as "this job sucks", does it?
Maybe, just maybe, she was referring to the fact that the Pacific North-
west gets something like 300 days of rain a year?
>If they can ban BITCH or TIHS (they dont like the way that looks in
>the rear view mirror!), why do they let "sucks" through?
Ob cars/ob sex: License plate *frame* seen in the San Jose area:
"Wine me, dine me, 69 me".
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In Spanish: Bread translates to Pan, 8 translates to ocho. Panocho is
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>In <1991Jul15.1...@neon.Stanford.EDU> ra...@neon.Stanford.EDU (Rafael Furst) writes:
>>jkip...@Csli.Stanford.EDU (Jonathan Kiparsky) writes:
>>>My all-time favorite plates were on a Volkswagen Rabbit, driven by a very
>>>good-looking blonde- FXLK 12. Needless to say, my friend and I followed that
>>>one for quite a ways... :-)
>>>-jon
>>Along those same lines I saw one that was
>> ILUV2BEX
>Not to be a pain or anything but I have a learning disability and would
>love to be let in on the joke...could someone e-mail me what it means?
>jen
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While you're at it, can you explain the top one too "FX..".
Do you have to have a really vivid imagination or perhaps be short sighted
so that the words just blur into their adulterated meaning?
I'll even accept e-mail if you think that your reply will highlight
my extreme ignorance.
Greg Farrelly.
rxx...@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au
"the rain in spain falls merrily and it gathers no moss."
Jeez, and I always through that if something "sucked" it was lousy...
(When used like that, anyway...) So, unless you really like getting wet,
rain does suck...
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I think it is "I LOVE TO BE AS*ED".
Patrick
In a rabbit, FXLK12 --> F*cks like 1 too
>
>>> ILUV2BEX
>
>>Not to be a pain or anything but I have a learning disability and would
>>love to be let in on the joke...could someone e-mail me what it means?
>>jen
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well, you've got to be really confident to have that on your plate...
I don't think I can get out of this!
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Surprised he got the plate. Took me a few seconds to figure it out tho :-)
PROCRE8
And the alto in the church choir who works in advertising with the plate
FLAQUE
OK, just had to throw my $.02 worth in.......
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>brlw...@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Rebel) writes:
>>In <1991Jul15.1...@neon.Stanford.EDU> ra...@neon.Stanford.EDU (Rafael Furst) writes:
>>>jkip...@Csli.Stanford.EDU (Jonathan Kiparsky) writes:
>>>>My all-time favorite plates were on a Volkswagen Rabbit, driven by a very
>>>>good-looking blonde- FXLK 12. Needless to say, my friend and I followed that
>>>>one for quite a ways... :-)
>>>>-jon
>>>Along those same lines I saw one that was
>>> ILUV2BEX
>>Not to be a pain or anything but I have a learning disability and would
>>love to be let in on the joke...could someone e-mail me what it means?
>>jen
>>--
>While you're at it, can you explain the top one too "FX..".
>Do you have to have a really vivid imagination or perhaps be short sighted
>so that the words just blur into their adulterated meaning?
> I'll even accept e-mail if you think that your reply will highlight
> my extreme ignorance.
>Greg Farrelly.
>rxx...@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au
>"the rain in spain falls merrily and it gathers no moss."
Here's my interpretation of both. The first one, "FXLK 12", is in
reference to the car being driven, a Rabbit, and the driver who "Fucks
like one too" (like a rabbit, that is).
The second one, "ILUV2BEX", if you interpret the X as a Roman numeral
10 reads: "I love to be eaten".
If anyone has other interpretations I'd like to hear them.
YES I DO
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Maybe the rain forests on the Olympic Peninsula get 300 days of rain
per year, but the figure in Seattle is about half that. Most of them
are consecutive, though...
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Did they say what sexual connotations?
By the way, here in Colorado somebody tried to recall the license plates
of a neighbor of hers. The plates read "OUI OUI". "YES YES" in French
according to the owner, but dirty children's language according to the
offended neighbor. I think the "OUI OUI" owner managed to keep his plates.
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Hint: The X is a roman numeral.
stephen
I have. It's nice.
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2KUM530
After getting them, I went to a friends house, and when she saw the plate,
she blushed and then laughed, and wanted to know when I "come"..
Funny thing, most of the 2KUM*** plates can be seen in the Livermore area
I wonder who got 2KUM269?
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I thought it meant, "I love Tubex"
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Sorry, guys. From the depths of my twisted mind I am pretty convinced that it is
I LOVE TUBEX. Tubex is a type of rubber tubing. For details see alt.sex.bondage.
KF
Greg
The Columbus, Ohio equivalent was a woman of similar description, driving a
gold Nissan Pular. I use to set her zipping around the outer-belt all the
time, but I haven't seen her for a while. Her plate reads:
TRY IT
Jeff
Several years ago a woman I knew received 265 YOO; I wonder who got the
fourth one after that?
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Two I thought of:
"I love to be EX" i.e. I'm happy to be divorced.
"I love to Becks" i.e. I love to drink Beck's beer.
But I think your interpretation is correct.
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I've seen the Virginia equivalent. A women in a Ford Probe
with a plate that says...yea, you guessed it
PROBE ME
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On my 1974 Landcruiser 4X4:
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#Did they say what sexual connotations?
Not on the refusal notice, but I called the DMV and they mentioned it.
#By the way, here in Colorado somebody tried to recall the license plates
#of a neighbor of hers. The plates read "OUI OUI". "YES YES" in French
#according to the owner, but dirty children's language according to the
#offended neighbor. I think the "OUI OUI" owner managed to keep his plates.
An old girlfriend had "OUI" on her 308... Seems she did some modeling
for the magazine "OUI" !
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Along the same lines, I saw a Buick Grand National near Hope College
in Michigan with the same license plate - "TRY IT". Didn't see the driver.
Where I work, there's a man who drives a nice Corvette Stingray with
the license plate "NAM VETT" - ho, ho, ho.
>Jeff
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Or N-E-1-4-6T-9
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Excuse me, but are there states that allow eight letters and numbers?
Colorado only allows six and I know some states allow seven.
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Their licence plates are
HIS JAG
HER JAG
OUR JAG
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Actually I think the answer is: I love to be eaten.
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>California also uses three digits and three letters, but they are
>VERY careful to weed out "offending" letter patterns, such as SEX
>and FUK and the like. The weeding-out program wasn't smart enough
>to keep from issuing the following plate, though:
> 000RGY
Colorado's designer plates have a format that is quite safe: LNL-NNN
where L=letter, N=number.
>Colorado's designer plates have a format that is quite safe: LNL-NNN
>where L=letter, N=number.
O4Q.....
>Constantinos A. Caroutas
"anyone wanna finish the joke?"
-rocker
No thanks. :-) But even with two alpha/four numbers in use on light truck
plates in Texas, that hasn't prevented gems like "RU 469" and "FU 692" from
being issued. (Of course, the two-alpha-first rule went out the window
when all the combinations were exhausted, so now the numbers go first with
leading zeros if necessary, so now we have "0469 RU". Progress marches
on...)
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>Actually I think the answer is: I love to be eaten.
> cr...@toontown.ColumbiaSC.NCR.COM (home)
<<<* Methinks it would read :"I love to be *divorced*". *>>>
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>cc43...@longs.LANCE.ColoState.Edu (Constantinos A. Caroutas) writes:
>>Colorado's designer plates have a format that is quite safe: LNL-NNN
>>where L=letter, N=number.
>O4Q.....
How about X3S-690. (Helps if the car has flipped and is resting
on it's roof.)
Kok Chen, AA6TY kc...@apple.com
Apple Computer, Inc.
How about "I love to be kissed". You know when you sign a greeting
card to your loved ones, you add "XOXOXOXO ..." to mean kisses and
hugs.
Steve Zubatkin
Morristown, NJ
A friend of mine had basicly the same tag.
NE1469 his second choice was ANY1468....
Barry
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A friend of mine had basicly the same tag.
NE1469 his second and third choices were ANY1469 and 68 IOU1....
...some other stuff...
A friend of mine had basicly the same tag.
NE1469 his second choice was ANY1468....
T-Shirt from Algol-68 conference at Hull Universtity...
Algol-68, the next best thing to 69
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(stuff deleted about how the state wont let you put obscene/profane
expressions on license plates)
> :-> This is true in the state of Washington. One thing I don't understand
> :-> though, is I keep seeing some woman on the freeway in the Seattle area
> :-> with a plate that says RAINSUX. I though "sucks" referred to oral/genital
> :-> sex!?!
>
> Jeez, and I always through that if something "sucked" it was lousy...
> (When used like that, anyway...) So, unless you really like getting wet,
> rain does suck...
Oh, it does mean that! But then so does SHITTY or FUCKED. But you
can't put shitty or fucked on a license plate in our state.
Why is "sucks" allowed?
Tad Cook
Seattle, WA
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RTHQUAK
Oh, and there was the one on the Delorean in Back to the Future:
OUTATIME
but that wasn't a real plate...it was one of the plastic repros, and you
wouldn't be able to see the plate except for one or two frames of the movie.
Rent it and freeze it when the car first goes "into the future" for one
minute...the plate falls off the back and goes spinning. You'll have to freeze
it at exactly the right moment. In all three movies, that's the only time you
see that plate, too.
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Probably because that is the one biggest, most common known crypted licence
plate in the whole country.
But maybe not in Texas :-)
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Oooh, best one yet!
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> This is what I love about personalized plates- that everyone interprets
> it every possible way except the way you originally wanted to be thought of!
>
> Ok, Jen, I've seen the following interpretations of ILUV2BEX:
>
> I love Tube-X (apparently some alt.sex.bondage people wandered over here :-)
> I love to be eaten
> I love to be ten
> I love to be cross
> I love to be divorced
>
> I'm sure we'll see more before this thread dies..
yup Doug, you're right! here's one more...
let X = roman 10 = tan (as in sun-tan)
therefore ILUV2BEX = I love to be tanned -- perfect for a convertible...!
-philip ("0 wait") ch...@athena.ecs.csus.edu
(Hint: IV is roman numerals for four.)
Cute, but kind of a waste if used in a state with no front plates...
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This is what I love about personalized plates- that everyone interprets
it every possible way except the way you originally wanted to be thought of!
Ok, Jen, I've seen the following interpretations of ILUV2BEX:
I love Tube-X (apparently some alt.sex.bondage people wandered over here :-)
I love to be eaten
I love to be ten
I love to be cross
I love to be divorced
I'm sure we'll see more before this thread dies..
Doug
When I sold my Camaro, the woman that bought it got a personalized plate
that was similar. It was simply DV8.
>
>(Hint: Read the "6" as the Germans would - sex)
>
Some of you wonder why you don't get the plates that you ask for, they
might be taken by someone else already. She told me that she applied for
3 different ones and got only the DV8, which was her last choice.
Bill
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