Jesus-What car would he choose?
Chris Baleine
My question is, would Jesus invest in the new Dodge Neon in its first model
year? Or does He think it's wise to wait for the bugs to work themselves out?
Also, if Jesus is coming soon, does that mean I should lease instead of
buying?
I sure hope Jesus does the speed limit when he comes tooling down the highway.
I'd hate for him to be persecuted again!
Elchanan Rappaport
to finding out which models passed (or didn't pass) which of these standards.
e.g. I've heard the new Saab 900S passes some '97 U.S. test.
What does this test mean, and which other models also pass it?
Elchanan
ERKKI MYLLYNEN (MATEK)
>From: xce...@wixer.bga.com (Chris Baleine)
>Subject: Jesus-What car would he choose?
>Date: Tue, 18 Jan 1994 06:32:50 GMT
According to Tom Waits Jesus drives a brand new Ford and Tom should know.
Dan N. Bernardo
>In article <1994Jan18.0...@wixer.bga.com> xce...@wixer.bga.com (Chris Baleine) writes:
>>From: xce...@wixer.bga.com (Chris Baleine)
>>Subject: Jesus-What car would he choose?
>>Date: Tue, 18 Jan 1994 06:32:50 GMT
>>My question is, would Jesus invest in the new Dodge Neon in its first model
>>year? Or does He think it's wise to wait for the bugs to work themselves out?
>According to Tom Waits Jesus drives a brand new Ford and Tom should know.
No way! He drives a Plymouth. According to the Bible, "He drove them
out in His Fury."
Dan Bernardo
bern...@lutece.rutgers.edu
Grayson Walker
>My question is, would Jesus invest in the new Dodge Neon in its first model
>year? Or does He think it's wise to wait for the bugs to work themselves out?
>Also, if Jesus is coming soon, does that mean I should lease instead of
>buying?
Jesus would not get a Neon. He would unquestionably get a Sabra, since it
was built in his home town.
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Jinfu Chen
> to finding out which models passed (or didn't pass) which of these standards.
The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) under the Department
of Transportation is the agency to crash test vehicles each year. The New Car
Assessment Program (NCAP) is not a safety compliance test (there is none in
the States), rather it's conducted as a consumer information program. So far
I don't believe the side-impact crash test has started yet as the compliance
doesn't go to effect until 1997. Several manufactures start saying some of
their models "meet" the 1997 standard but no one dare to say they "pass" the
standard.
The 1997 standard I believe is that one the car under test travels at 30 mph
it should not cause fatal injury to the driver and passingers when it's hit
by a moving object at 15 mph from the side. NHTSA will start testing under
35/17 to amplify the effect of the impact, just like what they do with the
current 35 mph collision test (the standard calls for 30 mph). I could be
wrong in some of the details mentioned here as I read an article in
Consumer Report about the side impact test almost a year ago.
To find out more about NHTSA and NCAP, call the Auto Safety Hotline at
(800)424-9393. They will mail you a list of cars that have been tested
under the program.
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Vincent T Remcho
>>>My question is, would Jesus invest in the new Dodge Neon in its first
>>>model year?
>>According to Tom Waits Jesus drives a brand new Ford and Tom should know.
>No way! He drives a Plymouth. According to the Bible, "He drove them
>out in His Fury."
Wrong, Dan! According to Marc Cohn, God up in Heaven drives a SILVER
THUNDERBIRD. (Boy, God really has great taste in cars. I'm sure it's a
'57.)
Ron Gregory
>No way! He drives a Plymouth. According to the Bible, "He drove them
>out in His Fury."
The Bible says they were all in "one Accord."
Honda's must have been bigger back then :-)
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Ron Gregory <rgre...@adrs1.dseg.ti.com> wrote:
>In article 14212@lutece, bernardo@lutece (Dan N. Bernardo) writes:
>
>>No way! He drives a Plymouth. According to the Bible, "He drove them
>>out in His Fury."
>The Bible says they were all in "one Accord."
>Honda's must have been bigger back then :-)
> Ron Gregory
Nah, Jesus is a member of the Trinity,
which we all know is THE Holy Union,
so, he must be driving one of the
UAW automobiles for solidarity
purposes.
Jesus M. Rodriguez
William Nau
Hey guys. Let's get reasonable here. I'd be willing to be he has more
than one car.
- Bill
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Thomas D. Halter
An Amphicar. What else would the man who likes to walk on water get
other than a car that drives on water?
Tom
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>
>No way! He drives a Plymouth. According to the Bible, "He drove them
>out in His Fury."
It's probably a Plymouth Grand Fury station wagon. Remember, he has
those 12 disciples of His to carry around.
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Salman SHAMI
Japanese nationality in a top secret deal. Jesus then wrought their economic
miracle. But first he had to learn Japanese, that's why it took the Japanese so
long to come up with good cars like the 240Z, RX7, NSX, Lexus etc. In the late
1980's he was recruited by the Koreans and now he is a financial consultant to
the Asian Tigers.
Last I heard from him was that he was setting up a finacial franchise operation.
Oh yeah this just came in. He is reportedly looking for a bloke by the name of
Clarence L. Thomas IV for spreading rumours and unsettling his clients with fears
that he might be dealing with rival companies. He wants to sue him for damages.
That's all folks,
Salman SHAMI
Jace C Schivins
I really need some help here. I have a 1986 Honda Accord and the
radio was stolen out of it. Actually I put in a pull out and I still have
the radio but out of spite they ripped out my cage. But they still didn't
get my radio <G>
Anyway what I need is a color chart for the speaker wires so I can
fix this thing. I am going to either put in a new radio or get another
cage for the one I have. I used to know what they were, however, my
original radio that came with the car, and had the chart on it, somehow got
lost when I moved. It has been one of those years.
If anyone can PLEASE tell me what color wires are for what speaker
that would help me a great deal. i.e. white w/green strip = Right rear
left etc.... (this is not right of course, I don't know what they are <G>
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Mark Crafts
>>No way! He drives a Plymouth. According to the Bible, "He drove them
>>out in His Fury."
>>
>>Dan Bernardo
>>bern...@lutece.rutgers.edu
>
>
>Actually, I'd choose a 1994 Chevy Camaro Z28.
>
>Jesus M. Rodriguez
>p...@umiacs.umd.edu
Well now we know!
...and since you seem to be the person to whom the original idiot was
referring, can you enlighten us?
IS the end of the world coming or what?
Mark
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Robert W. Hall
I love that song! However, I interpreted the car to be a '58-'60 (described
in the song as big with fins). I love the looks of the '58-'60 T-Birds.
Can anyone who has seen the video (was there a video for this song ('Silver
Thunderbird' by Marc Cohn) confirm/deny my interpretation?
Speaking of 'birds in vids, I remember MisterMister's 'Broken Wings' featured
a white '58...
Rob
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|> In article <Jan.18.11.18.33.1994.14212@lutece> bernardo@lutece (Dan N. Bernardo) writes:
|> >
|> >>According to Tom Waits Jesus drives a brand new Ford and Tom should know.
|> >
|> >No way! He drives a Plymouth. According to the Bible, "He drove them
|> >out in His Fury."
|>
|> It's probably a Plymouth Grand Fury station wagon. Remember, he has
|> those 12 disciples of His to carry around.
|>
ROb
Allen Halsell
>In article <1994Jan19.1...@ultb.isc.rit.edu>, clf...@ultb.isc.rit.edu (C.L. Freemesser) writes:
>|> In article <Jan.18.11.18.33.1994.14212@lutece> bernardo@lutece (Dan N. Bernardo) writes:
>|> >
>|> >>According to Tom Waits Jesus drives a brand new Ford and Tom should know.
>|> >
>|> >No way! He drives a Plymouth. According to the Bible, "He drove them
>|> >out in His Fury."
>|>
>|> It's probably a Plymouth Grand Fury station wagon. Remember, he has
>|> those 12 disciples of His to carry around.
>|>
>Righto. The Big Guy probably has many cars.
But can He make a winter so cold even His car won't start?
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Joe "Don't know about the car, but the JOKE is certainly older than me" Chew
(Satan, one suspects, would appear in a black '69 T-bird with 429
4-barrel and red leather interior.)
Jefferson W. Raley
>|> THUNDERBIRD. (Boy, God really has great taste in cars. I'm sure it's a
>|>
>|>
Now I have to go Ding a dong dang
my dang a lang ling long.
Chivato.
Alex Barnes
: >From: xce...@wixer.bga.com (Chris Baleine)
: >Subject: Jesus-What car would he choose?
: >Date: Tue, 18 Jan 1994 06:32:50 GMT
: >Also, if Jesus is coming soon, does that mean I should lease instead of
: >buying?
:
No. I used to have a sticker on my Toyota that read:
IN CASE OF RAPTURE, CAN I HAVE YOUR CAR?
Assuming that good Christians have good cars, the rest of us should be
able at least to upgrade our rides while waiting for eternal damnation.
Pierre Bourque
a Chrysler Mini van ?
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Ian R. Campbell
>An Amphicar. What else would the man who likes to walk on water get
>other than a car that drives on water.
Wrong he would drive a Hobbycar.An even better vehicle than the Amphicar
any day.Anyway Jesus deserves the best thing on 4 wheels.
Ian R. Campbell
Simm City doesn't sell computer hardware
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G. Paul Ziemba
>In article <Jan.18.11.18.33.1994.14212@lutece> bernardo@lutece (Dan N. Bernardo) writes:
>>
>>>According to Tom Waits Jesus drives a brand new Ford and Tom should know.
>>
>>No way! He drives a Plymouth. According to the Bible, "He drove them
>>out in His Fury."
>It's probably a Plymouth Grand Fury station wagon. Remember, he has
>those 12 disciples of His to carry around.
No, the disciples had a Honda. Remember, it says (Acts, I b'lieve)
that "they were all in one Accord".
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