On 4 Aug 2018 20:02:46 GMT, Clare Snyder wrote:
> Does your insurance company know?
Long ago I checked with the local fire marshall, who told me that they're
perfectly legal as long as they're in legal containers.
I also checked with the CHP 800 number who said transport of gasoline is
perfectly legal as long as it's less than 600 pounds, which is the federal
limit on "hazardous materials" transport. (It's a felony to transport more
than 600 pounds at a time, but that's more gas than a car can carry.)
I checked with CARB who said that emissions standards don't play a role
unless any one container is over 50 gallons (that's why drums, they told
me, are technically 50 gallons but actually less) and the sum total is less
than 300 gallons.
I checked with OSHA who "recommended" a spill pan, and aired enclosure, but
who said OSHA rules don't apply to homeowners.
There are zero "zoning" rules according to the local planning department
(other than structures must be 100 feet from the road or they need a
permit, but that applies to any structure that is less than 10 by 10 (as I
recall) and 12 feet high (as I recall).
> How much fuel do you keep around?
Only about 50 gallons at a time, all in legal containers.
The fire department comes by once a year, unannounced, to write up
fire-break violations - and they "see" the gasoline since it's stored in
big red jugs right out in the open. They don't even blink (and yet, they
make me clear all flammable growth 100 feet from the house and 10 feet from
the propane tanks).
In California, you can't legally fill more than 6 gallon containers at a
gas station, which is a rule that went into effect only relatively
recently, where some of my containers (the WWII style ones) are 6 gallons.
Delivery of gasoline less than 200 to 300 gallons is problematic, where my
ultimate "station" will be in 40-gallon epoxy-lined drums with an electric
pump just like the gas-station pumps. (I have plenty of room for it.)
> There are very real safety issues to address - as well as hydrocarbon
> emission issues.
I don't do things lightly - I plan them out - as you know. It's no less
safe than you storing a single 5-gallon can of gasoline - the only
difference being the amount - but my 50 gallons is exactly as safe as your
5 gallons. Exactly. The safety is the same. It's only the amount that is
different.
Of course, gasoline is flammable, and of course there are hydrocarbons, but
I am a thorough person, who checked with all the relevant authorities. I
leak as many hydrocarbons as you do when you fill your lawn mower (in fact,
I'm VERY WELL AWARE of hydrocarbons, so I might even leak less than you do
since my process takes them into account somewhat).
If the gas is stored in approved containers, you can keep hundreds of
gallons legally at home. You can fill every inch of your front lawn for
example. As long as each container is legal, there is no limit on numbers
of containers (if they're 5-gallon jugs).
There are no rules for how you get the gasoline OUT of the container with
respect to emissions either. But I'm very good about that too.
(Of course, the containers themselves are CARB/EPA approved so, as you're
well aware, the gas goes in and doesn't come out easily - due to the shitty
spouts - but that's a different beast altogether which I've solved
separately by not using them).
Sure, gas is flammable. But so is the gasoline stored at everyone elses'
house too. They just don't have as much of it. Most people with three cars
in the garage have as much as I have for example, outside.
>>2. Habitually mount, balance & patchplug tires at home (I've done 20 now)
>
> I "rough balanced" the tires on the '53 MGTD I'm currently babysitting
> and working on - to make it smooth enough to drive while I
> troubleshoot other issues - but the tires are going onto the dynamic
> balance at the first oppoertunity. I will be doing the balance - but
> on proffessional equipment.
Yup. I know all about it.
Let's not argue here, but at least you have balanced wheels so you're one
of the very rare people who knows what you're talking about when you say
you wouldn't do it at home (because you don't like the job).
Most people only talk bullshit when they cry that they can't mount,
balance, and properly patchplug repair tires at home.
If they've never done it, then they're just talking out of their asses.
I know you've done it - although I think you used professional equipment.
Even with harbor freight Chinese crap tools, it's a piece of cake to
unmount and mount a tire, particularly a non-SUV passenger-car tire. The
wheels don't take a beating, even on my bimmer despite the fact the
crybabies assume they will (it's far more gentle than what a shop typically
does).
Those who cry that it is too much work, or that it's too expensive, or that
it takes too much time, or that it's dangerous, etc., are all just
crybabies who are just scared of their own shadow and afraid to get their
hands dirty.
It's so easy that I can do it in 15 minutes easily, although I am never in
a rush so the time is just to explain how easy it is. I scrub the wheels. I
remove the old weights. I match mount if possible the new tire. I am aware
of the drop center (thanks!). I replace the valves (that stupid valve stem
removal tool is a waste of money and space in the tool drawer - although
the valve seat removal tool is a godsend).
Anyway, tires are so easy that anyone who says they are not just proves
that they are an idiot.
The only thing you can't do easily at home is dynamically balance, but the
test for dynamic imbalance is free as you're already well aware. You just
don't know which tire it is! :)
>>3. Remove & repair a transmission (just did my 1st clutch, thanks to you!)
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>>4. Measure & align what is designed to be adjusted (that's next on my list)
>
> As an ex professional mechanic, I'll do toe-in adjustment as part ofa
> front end repair - but it will go onto a REAL alignment machine before
> it gets any miles on it - because I KNOW how important it is to get it
> right - and how hard it is to do it right without proper equipment
I disagree but I understand. The reason people don't do each of the six
things is different for each item, where alignment makes the brain hurt.
It's not so much that there's trig involved, but it's more that the spec is
never in the same "thing" that you're measuring. For example, the damn
bimmer spec is in degrees of toe to the centerline. WTF.
It's not too hard to find the centerline, but you generally measure in
inches, not in degrees of toe.
At least camber is usually spec'd in degrees, which is what you measure.
Just like with tire-changing tools, every year the tools to measure camber
and toe (which is all the bimmer can adjust anyway) get better and cheaper.
You can do it with a plumb bob and ruler, but I prefer to measure toe in
inches and camber in degrees.
The hard part (other than the conversions of degrees to inches) is changing
toe without having to roll the car back and forth. Also, for the bimmer,
you need about 500 pounds of weight, but that's where all those gas cans
come in handy (filled with water). :)
>>5. Prep & paint an old vehicle (that is also next on my do-b4-I-die list)
>
> As long as you don't mind driving your screw-ups (and there WILL be
> several, at the very least - for sure -) go for it. I've painted a
> few - and never been truly happy with any of my paint jobs. They've
> been good - but not up to "my standards".
I completely understand. Remember, these cars are two decades old. Any
paint job will be a good paint job. It's like the old saying pilots have
for what a good landing is.
I think California just recently enacted a law saying you can't paint at
home anymore - but I'd have to check up on that with CARB as I haven't
spoken to them in a year (I call them up all the time and they're actually
very helpful engineers).
>>6. Remove & repair an engine (haven't done this - major downtime issue)
>
> \Go for it. Start with a lawnmower motor. Then go to a simple older
> engine like a sixties chevy, ford, or Chrysler six - on a "peoject
> car" - or start with an old tractor that you don't need - but can use
> when it's done for plowing snow or cutting grass - - -
I've taken apart some engines but the problem with a car is that it's a LOT
of stuff that has to come out, so there is a huge downtime that most people
just can't afford.
In summary, I've thought about the six jobs for years, and I've asked
people, but very few give an answer that makes sense. Your answers make
sense except for the refueling, but the rest make sense.
The main reasons, as I see them, summarized to fit on one line, are.
1. Gas: Most people just stop at a gas station; which is easy.
2. Tires: Most people pay $20 per tire; which is easy.
3. Trans: Most people just pay a mechanic $500 to $1000; which is easy.
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4. Align: Most people's brains would explode with all the thinking.
5. Paint: A body shop will always do a far better job.
6. Engine: Nobody can afford the downtime for a daily driver.