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Vito Corleone

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Jun 7, 2002, 8:48:01 AM6/7/02
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Why is Britney Spears so interested in Nascar Racing after doing the Pepsi
commercial with Jeff? So she going to be the new Ms Jeff Gordon?

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Arrowslinger

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Jun 7, 2002, 8:56:47 AM6/7/02
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Where does all this info come from??????

It was a commercial made by a company that has vital interest in both and
thats all.


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Ms.Goodwrench

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Jun 7, 2002, 9:27:00 AM6/7/02
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On Fri, 07 Jun 2002 12:48:01 GMT, "Vito Corleone" <mike_m...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Why is Britney Spears so interested in Nascar Racing after doing the Pepsi
>commercial with Jeff? So she going to be the new Ms Jeff Gordon?
>
>--


Well, she certainly has a thing for effeminate men... Justin Timberlake and now Jeff Gordon ;-)

Ms.Goodwrench


Dr. Funkenstein

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Jun 7, 2002, 9:30:11 AM6/7/02
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"Vito Corleone" <mike_m...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Why is Britney Spears so interested in Nascar Racing after doing the Pepsi
> commercial with Jeff? So she going to be the new Ms Jeff Gordon?

Gordon fans will cling to any hope that their driver is a heterosexual. Stop
being homophobes and join the world.
And besides, what does Jeff offer Britney? Britney is the hottest little
chick in the world right now and she has more money than Gordon, is 10 years
younger, is taller than Gordon and wouldn't let even an heterosexual Jeff
Gordon so much as glimpse at her dirty underpants.


Arrowslinger

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Jun 7, 2002, 9:31:40 AM6/7/02
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The real fans could care less if he is not heterosexual, just as the real
Queen fans cared less about Freddie Mercury being bi.

The list of real fans and people who believe personal lives have nothing to
do with a persons job, all believe this.


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JStONGE123

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Jun 7, 2002, 10:17:44 AM6/7/02
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She left a pair here this morning. Ya want them?

>so much as glimpse at her dirty underpants.
>


The Durango 95 purred away real horrorshow. A nice warm vibratey feeling all
through your guttiwuts.

Ivy Spencer

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Jun 7, 2002, 6:36:10 PM6/7/02
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Freddy was GAY.......thats just the way it is, his choice to be that
way....But please don't come up with that BI crap....there is no such thing
as a bisexual one is EITHER straight or they are Gay,homosexual or however
you care to see it, there is NO in between!!!
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: The real fans could care less if he is not heterosexual, just as the real
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Lee Aanderud

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Jun 7, 2002, 6:56:29 PM6/7/02
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Ivy Spencer wrote:

> Freddy was GAY.......thats just the way it is, his choice to be that
> way....But please don't come up with that BI crap....there is no such thing
> as a bisexual one is EITHER straight or they are Gay,homosexual or however
> you care to see it, there is NO in between!!!

As the great Andrew "Dice" Clay once said, "You either suck dick or you
don't suck dick".

Lee

Penn Teller

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Jun 7, 2002, 10:28:37 PM6/7/02
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"Lee Aanderud" <aand...@directvinternet.com> wrote in message
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> As the great Andrew "Dice" Clay once said, "You either suck dick or you
> don't suck dick".
>
> Lee
>
>

Lee when Dice said that to you, where you already on your knees?


Lee Aanderud

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Jun 7, 2002, 11:13:31 PM6/7/02
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Penn Teller wrote:

> Lee when Dice said that to you, where you already on your knees?


I believe he was talking to your dad.

Lee


Fatdaddys

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Jun 7, 2002, 11:20:27 PM6/7/02
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JStONGE123 wrote:
> She left a pair here this morning. Ya want them?

I heard it was not Britney but Britney's AGENT Ro'berto.
Now I don't know but I'm proud he is taking her to court.

Arrowslinger

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Jun 8, 2002, 8:23:31 AM6/8/02
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Get a freaking clue, Mercury was bisexueal he stated the fact many times.

Bi = A person who enjoys sex with both male and female.


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Penn Teller

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Jun 8, 2002, 8:48:50 AM6/8/02
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So lee, what where you doing in a room on your knee's
with my dad? waiting your turn?

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Penn Teller

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Jun 8, 2002, 8:49:17 AM6/8/02
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BI= Arrowslimger


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Lee Aanderud

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Jun 8, 2002, 10:49:20 AM6/8/02
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Who said I was on my knees? I walked into the truck stop restroom to
take a piss and there was this line of truckers damn near out the door
waiting to visit your dad in stall 2.

Lee

Ivy Spencer

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Jun 8, 2002, 4:33:56 PM6/8/02
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And you got your definition of "BI" from where?
As soon as a MAN performs any sex act with another man (or woman with
another woman) that person is GAY, HOMOSEXUAL,PLAYS FOR THE OTHER SIDE or
how ever you want phrase its just that simple, or are you so far to the
right that you can't "get a freaking clue" or do think that if YOU hold it
in your mouth untill the swelling goes down, that your are BI-CURIOUS ?

"Arrowslinger" <arrows...@huntcentral.com> wrote in message
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: Get a freaking clue, Mercury was bisexueal he stated the fact many times.
: > :
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Tom Pendergast

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Jun 8, 2002, 4:56:41 PM6/8/02
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Ivy Spencer wrote:

> And you got your definition of "BI" from where?
> As soon as a MAN performs any sex act with another man (or woman with
> another woman) that person is GAY, HOMOSEXUAL,PLAYS FOR THE OTHER SIDE or
> how ever you want phrase its just that simple, or are you so far to the
> right that you can't "get a freaking clue" or do think that if YOU hold it
> in your mouth untill the swelling goes down, that your are BI-CURIOUS ?

BUZZZZZZ. Sorry ma'am. You need to go back to school on this one.
(But thanks for the warning that you're a left wing whacko.)


TP
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Golf is quiet, racing's loud. GO DW!

Ivy Spencer

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Jun 8, 2002, 6:18:04 PM6/8/02
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splain there sir thomas......
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ArcaMan

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Jun 8, 2002, 7:07:35 PM6/8/02
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On Sat, 8 Jun 2002 16:33:56 -0400, "Ivy Spencer" <1i...@charter.net>
wrote:

>And you got your definition of "BI" from where?
>As soon as a MAN performs any sex act with another man (or woman with
>another woman) that person is GAY, HOMOSEXUAL,PLAYS FOR THE OTHER SIDE or
>how ever you want phrase its just that simple, or are you so far to the
>right that you can't "get a freaking clue"

No i think that is you! you need the clue!
by your comment if they try it once they are gay. so if a guy does a
guy he is pure gay in your book. or so if that same guys goes back to
a woman he is not gay? you need the clue! get your ugly face out of
that bible and live in the real world!

Tom Pendergast

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Jun 8, 2002, 7:12:37 PM6/8/02
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Ivy Spencer wrote:

> splain there sir thomas......

What's to explain? There are absolute, real people out there
who have and enjoy sex with both genders. They are called or
labeled "bisexuals". Not to use an overworked TPism, but...
which word don't you understand?

'far as the "left wing whacko" thing goes, "left wing" because
you chose to attack the right wing, "whacko" 'cause you got your
political stereotypes all mixed up. If anybody would be in
favor of bisexuality (stereotypically speaking) it would be the
left wing liberal types. Geezus H., woman -- what side of this
argument are you on?!!! <gt>


> "Tom Pendergast" <t...@icubed.com> wrote in message
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> : Ivy Spencer wrote:
> :
> : > And you got your definition of "BI" from where?
> : > As soon as a MAN performs any sex act with another man (or woman with
> : > another woman) that person is GAY, HOMOSEXUAL,PLAYS FOR THE OTHER SIDE
> or
> : > how ever you want phrase its just that simple, or are you so far to the
> : > right that you can't "get a freaking clue" or do think that if YOU hold
> it
> : > in your mouth untill the swelling goes down, that your are BI-CURIOUS ?
> :
> : BUZZZZZZ. Sorry ma'am. You need to go back to school on this one.
> : (But thanks for the warning that you're a left wing whacko.)

SAPguru

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Jun 8, 2002, 7:57:51 PM6/8/02
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Woody Allen said he became bisexual so he could double his chances of a date
on a Friday nite! hahahahaha

Luuuccccccyyyyyyyyy - you got some 'splainin to do.....................


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Penn Teller

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Jun 8, 2002, 8:52:05 PM6/8/02
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yea he was telling stories about your mother Lee.


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Penn Teller

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Jun 8, 2002, 8:55:21 PM6/8/02
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"Tom Pendergast" <t...@icubed.com> wrote in message
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> Ivy Spencer wrote:
>
> > splain there sir thomas......
>
> What's to explain? There are absolute, real people out there
> who have and enjoy sex with both genders. They are called or
> labeled "bisexuals". Not to use an overworked TPism, but...
> which word don't you understand?


<snip> a bunch of political BS that even TP loses himself in.

> __
> Golf is quiet, racing's loud. TP is an Idiot <---- altered to reflect
the truth.

and the real world TP only wishes he could find someone to actually have sex
with.
Rosie and her five sisters are getting bored.


Penn Teller

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Jun 8, 2002, 8:56:20 PM6/8/02
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where's that rump ranger with the AOL page when we need him?

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Penn Teller

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Jun 9, 2002, 12:38:07 AM6/9/02
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"Lee Aanderud" <aand...@directvinternet.com> wrote in message
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> Penn Teller wrote:
>
> > yea he was telling stories about your mother Lee.
>
> That's not what I saw.
>
> Lee
>
>

Yea I supose from your angle all you saw was a couple of balls slappingoff
your chin


Ivy Spencer

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Jun 9, 2002, 9:14:20 AM6/9/02
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No ARCAMAN, I stated it very simply if you do it ONE (1) time thats, it you
are!!!!!!!!!!
Lets try it this way for the slow folks like yourself.........
Go rob a bank, one time...are you a bank robber?
Go kill one person...are you a killer?
Take a order of fries at work without paying for them .....are you stealing
from your employer
What I said in my reply to SOMEONES post was that if you have SEX with
someone of your own gender is that, that person is GAY!!!!!!! There is NO
SUCH THING AS BEING BI-SEXUAL!!!!!!
Know do you and the other SLOW LEARNERS like you understand!!!!!
Sorry I had to get nasty about this but you asked for it!!!!!!

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: >: >
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Penn Teller

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Jun 9, 2002, 10:56:16 AM6/9/02
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"Lee Aanderud" <aand...@directvinternet.com> wrote in message
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> Penn Teller wrote:
>
> >>That's not what I saw.
> >
> > Yea I supose from your angle all you saw was a couple of balls
slappingoff
> > your chin
>
>
> Ask your dad... and you wondered why he grew a beard.
>
> Besides, unlike the inbred freak you are, I am unable to see my chin.
>
> Lee
>
Lee you seem pretty hung up on my dad was he that good?
do you enjoy having sex with other men?

from your posts it would appear that way.
perhaps you should hook up with james the AOL homeboy.

Penn Teller

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Jun 9, 2002, 10:57:35 AM6/9/02
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"Ivy Spencer" <1i...@charter.net> wrote in message
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> Take a order of fries at work without paying for them .....are you
stealing
> from your employer


Pretty much sums it all up right there.


Penn Teller

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Jun 9, 2002, 12:04:24 PM6/9/02
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"Lee Aanderud" <aand...@directvinternet.com> wrote in message
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> Couldn't say... unlike you I've never had or had any desire to have sex
> with other men.
>

Sounds to me like you do have the disire Lee. time for you to come out of
that closet.
I mean this whole post you had to get envolved with you turned into gay sex
with men thing.
you said you walked into a bathroom where men where having sex but you
didn't say
anything aboout leaving....interesting.

A gay hood wearing moron that collects Gi joe Dolls.

don't really need a calculator to do the math on this one Lee.


ArcaMan

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Jun 9, 2002, 12:29:44 PM6/9/02
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On Sun, 9 Jun 2002 09:14:20 -0400, "Ivy Spencer" <1i...@charter.net>
wrote:

>No ARCAMAN, I stated it very simply if you do it ONE (1) time thats, it you


>are!!!!!!!!!!
>Lets try it this way for the slow folks like yourself.........
>Go rob a bank, one time...are you a bank robber?
>Go kill one person...are you a killer?
>Take a order of fries at work without paying for them .....are you stealing
>from your employer
>What I said in my reply to SOMEONES post was that if you have SEX with
>someone of your own gender is that, that person is GAY!!!!!!! There is NO
>SUCH THING AS BEING BI-SEXUAL!!!!!!
>Know do you and the other SLOW LEARNERS like you understand!!!!!

I may be a slow learner but atleast i learn unlike yourself!

Penn Teller

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Jun 9, 2002, 9:03:35 PM6/9/02
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"Lee Aanderud" <aand...@directvinternet.com> wrote in message
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> Penn Teller wrote:
>
> > I mean this whole post you had to get envolved with you turned into gay
sex
> > with men thing.
> > you said you walked into a bathroom where men where having sex but you
> > didn't say
> > anything aboout leaving....interesting.
>
>
> Do you tell people you tied your shoes after telling them you put put
> them on?
>
> By the way, any clue as what your user name will be next week?
>
> Lee


trying to change the topic closet boy?


Penn Teller

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Jun 9, 2002, 9:56:51 PM6/9/02
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Unless you're on the recieving end


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> Penn Teller wrote:
>
> > trying to change the topic closet boy?
>
>

> No... just trying to keep up with your ever changing user ID. I know
> how you like to talk about homosexuality at any given change... but it's
> not one of my interests and I lose interest fairly quickly when
> discussing it.
>
> Lee
>
>
>


Penn Teller

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Jun 10, 2002, 9:17:04 AM6/10/02
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still peeking out the closet door I see.
one day that door will open Lee

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> Penn Teller wrote:
>
> > Unless you're on the recieving end
>

> I guess I'll never know... I'll have to take your word for it.
>
> Lee
>
>


Penn Teller

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Jun 10, 2002, 6:28:06 PM6/10/02
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I ques you win Lee that last post just bored me to tears.


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> Penn Teller wrote:
>
> > still peeking out the closet door I see.
> > one day that door will open Lee
>

> Can't say I've ever actually stood in my closet with the door closed.
> What actually do you do in there Beaner? Can't be much fun... no place
> to sit down, dark, clothes all over the place, and trying not to step on
> the shoes.
>
> Lee
>
>


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