Keep interested in your own career, however humble.
Tim Rogers
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(check all boxes that apply)
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too"-er
[X] Spammer
[ ] Racist
[ ] Expert on Everything (EOE)
[ ] Flamethrower
[ ] News Groupie
[ ] Wannabe News Groupie
[ ] Disguised Honda Poseur
[ ] Attention seeking clown
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[X] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You posted a picture (binary) of something YOU think is really
cool in an unmoderated TEXT ONLY news group
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started a multitude of long stupid threads by:
[ ] Posting stupid rants
[ ] Posting rude / derogatory comments
[ ] Posting vulgar language
[ ] Behaving like a uneducated child
[ ] Behaving like a uneducated teenager
[ ] Behaving like a uneducated adult
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] You started a thread that has been discussed here more than once in
the past
[X] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You didn't pay attention to the originating post header and
posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than
in alt.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame
statement
[ ] You said "me too" to something and added NOTHING to the
discussion
[X] You make no sense
[X] You posted the same text multiple times
[ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable
[ ] You posted SCREAMING in RaNdOm CaPs (OR IN ALL
CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] You posted a 2 line reply with PAGES of unnecessary quoted text
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you're
talking about
[ ] READ every post in this group for two weeks so you can have some
idea about what is discussed here
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ ] Stop typing without first taking your meds
[ ] Give up your webTV account
[X] Bust up your:
[ ] dial-up modem
[ ] Cable modem
[ ] ISDN modem
[ ] DSL modem
with a spelunking hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be
plugged in)
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Post to alt.test
[X] Print your home phone number and address in your ads
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Nothing, we'll let you go this time
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Eat shit and die
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] All of the above
Tim Rogers
jjs
<t...@stny.rr.com> wrote:
> ...........Oh yeah..........best wishes, adios and bye bye.
Cabin Fever, Tim? I don't mind admitting this winter is getting to me.
Tim Rogers
"jjs" <jo...@xyzzy.stafford.net> wrote in message
news:john-14020...@m-0-135.docsis.hbci.com...
.................Yeah.......This winter has been a bitch and I don't have
the money for a Carribean cruise. We're supposed to be going back down below
zero for a few days again starting tonight.