Great Bumper Sticker(s)
DEZLBOY
sticker today
HANG UP and DRIVE !
Lee Hillsgrove
I hate slow cars in the fast lane!
Welcome to New Hampshire, now go home!
Live free, or live in Massachusetts.
DEZLBOY wrote in message <7gg0da$8ua$1...@news1.Radix.Net>...
vwbobo72
VeeDub99
Randy Walters wrote in message <372ba0d5...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>...
>
>
> " Of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most "
>
Dolimite79
>sticker today
>
>
>HANG UP and DRIVE !
I represent GOD,
You FUCK
Drew
I prefer "If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made out of
meat?"
Randy Walters
enor...@bellsouth.net
>>I know....this string has been done before...but, I saw a neat bumper
>>sticker today
>>
>>
>>HANG UP and DRIVE !
>My favorite is,
>
>I represent GOD,
>You FUCK
"Columbine High Marksmanship Medal winner on board"...
Mike Adams
Cap crnch
Visualize whirled peas.
Rich
Racism is a product of fear and ignorance. The world is richer for the
mixture of different types of people--live and let live--remove fear.
Anthony Case
capc...@aol.com (Cap crnch) wrote:
Here`s one I like: " Nevermind world peace, visualize using your turn signal."
Anthony Case,85 Cabriolet
J-Spec
Knight587
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Kevin Collins
Now you've gone WAY beyond annoying into truly tasteless territory.
You're now in my killfile too. This was in REALLY poor taste. If you have
an ounce of class or common sense you'll retract this - pronto.
R Joseph Cook
oh goody. another 12 year old has found daddy's computer left
on ..
killfile time.
joe
Cabhammer
"Warning! I brake for pedestrians." (You gotta be from NY to get this
one)
"Ted Kennedy's Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun."
"Keep Honking. I'm Re-Loading."
"Keep Working. Millions On Welfare Depend On You."
-Cab
DEZLBOY
On the back of a Jetta:
"I'm not gay, but my boyfriend drives a Cabrio!" :-)
--
DEZLBOY
99 Golf TDI on order!
Kevin T
"Closets are for clothes"
But... "Don't blame me, I voted for Dole" is also pretty good.
typhus
LOL!
"How's my driving? 1-800-EAT-SHIT"
"Hang all environmentalists as long as there still are trees!"
"Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink!"
"I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't curse. SHIT, now my smokus fell in my beer."
"IF YOU CAN READ THIS
I'm probably parked"
"Drive carefully, 99% of all people are caused by accidents!"
"My son is an honorary student at San Quentin"
"I only stop to puke."
"I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you."
"Cover me, I'm changing lanes."
"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
Julian
--
BFDEIHL
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole
100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Where there's a will...I want to be on it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill it.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
Honk If You Want To See My Finger
And my all-time favorite:
Ex-lovers make the best speed bumps!
typhus
"If you don't like how I drive then get off the sidewalk!"
J
--
Clark
"Dear Lord, protect me from your followers"
"I hate you and I vote"
"So many people...so little time"
cheers,
Clark '99 Golf
Jay Hahn
>
>
> " Of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most "
>
" I can't come to work today. The voices said I should clean
my guns" seen in Durham NC City Hall parking lot. No not the Post
Office!!...........J
Tim Tyren
:-)
---
SPOILERS UP!
Tim Tyren
CCA Member #1185
90 Corrado G60
Severn MD
hot...@hotmail.com
Baur323
SNIPER: Don't run, you'll only die tired.
Gun Control is hitting your target.
Mean people suck, nice ones swallow.
I'm not tailgaiting, I'm drafting.
My other car is a piece of s*it, too.
It takes 40 muscles to frown and only four to flip them off.
-ray
Knight587
There's also:
"enforce gun control: use two hands"
Pencilneck
If this car is seen on a trailer, it has been stolen!
Daily Driver
---------------------------
Free Tibet*
*with purchase of large soda
----------------------------
New concept: responsibility
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Pencilneck blah blah blah
penc...@icx.net penc...@hotmail.com
Trick VW Gauge Overlays and Step-By-Step
http://user.icx.net/~penclnck
scruw.spam is a secrete message to spammers!
Kevin Collins
--
Kevin Collins
Huntington Beach, CA
'86.5 Scirocco 16V 2.0
'99 GTI GLX VR6
http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Factory/1780
VWMtrsprt
VWMtrsprt
said
TRamian
If you think that is funny, then you are sick in the head.
Kaferdave
I FOUND IT
(and now my finger stinks)
enor...@bellsouth.net
>>"Columbine High Marksmanship Medal winner on board"...
>
>If you think that is funny, then you are sick in the head.
Death is part of life. No amount of "serious and solemn attitude" will
bring those kids back. Not even yours.
Lighten up, you'll reduce your chances of a heart attack dramatically.
RchrdLuke
ROTFLMAO
rick
-----------------------------------------
http://members.aol.com/ricksticks
http://members.aol.com/artbyrick
Reid Coleman
Doughnut Abuse and Rotundancy Elimination
As seen on my 76 Scirocco and 79 Westfalia
Martyec
"DEZLBOY" <DEZLBOY*spam*@radix.net> wrote:
> I know....this string has been done before...but, I saw a neat bumper
> sticker today
>
> HANG UP and DRIVE !
That's a favorite of mine. How about this one:
WOULD YOU DRIVE ANY BETTER IF I
SHOVED THAT CELLPHONE UP YOUR ASS?
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Mr Jones
crap starts.
Why not just answer a post and leave the crap off.
Tim
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Mr Jones
"My kid just beat up your honor student"
Tim
Rrt1998
Roll Me Over
Mike
96 Golf 8v
98 Neon R/T
Autocrossing is LIFE!
Pseudobrit
Drugs Are Really Expensive
--------------------------------
Steven Donnan
1993 VW Vento
typhus
>> If you think that is funny, then you are sick in the head.
> Death is part of life. No amount of "serious and solemn attitude"
> will bring those kids back. Not even yours.
>
> Lighten up, you'll reduce your chances of a heart attack
> dramatically.
So what, there is a paramedic on the NG... I got my rubenbag and defi
ready for action...
Julian
--
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_________________________________
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http://www.northeast.net/~ereiss
_________________________________
Lee Hillsgrove
Rrt1998 wrote in message <19990503100355...@ng-cl1.aol.com>...
>Seen upside down on the rear of an IT Golf:
>
>Roll Me Over
Or, seen upside down on a Suzuki Samauri;
"If you can read this, please turn me over"
Lee
Shot25x25
HAVE A NICE BEER!
the slogan is accompanied by three copies of the redhook logo. apparently, if
you remove certain parts of the logo it turns into a smiley face!
Collin
'97 Jetta GLX
I'm all about peace. Let's bring it about via superior firepower.
I had an Acura Legend once...it sucked.
remove PHUQSPAM to reply.
Patrick Austin
> bring those kids back. Not even yours.
Murder and teenage death shouldn't be part of life, however. Making fun
of that is almost as tasteless as making fun of such light-hearted topics
as the holocaust, stalin's sibearian death camps and the Nixon years.
Humor has it's place, but when it makes a very serious social problem
into something funny, it's bad. If we turned racism, sexism, homophobia,
violence, teen pregnancy, drug and alcohol addiction, anorexia, war,
famine, heart disease, cancer, handicapped people, etc. into something
funny we're doing more harm than good. It makes it much easier, for
example, for someone to walk up to a woman, say, "Hey, you wanna be my
bitch?" and upon receiving a look of shock and horor reply, "Oh, hey! I
was just kidding! Geez, women have no sense of humor!" Or for someone to
walk up to the family of a murdered kid and say, "Boy, bobby's head looks
like roadkill!"
There's a big difference between using humor to lighten up a tense
situation and using humor in an offensive way. With the former, you're
making people feel better about a bad situation, while with the later,
you're making a bad situation even worse. Telling someone to lighten up
is idiotic. If you hurt my feelings, it's not my fault for being
sensitive, it's your fault for being a jackass. I think a perfectly
reasonable guidline is this: if you can put yourself in the position of a
victim and _honestly_ say that a reasonable person wouldn't be offended by
the comment, go ahead and say it. You have no way of knowing whether or
not some murdered kids' mother or father is in this group, and I can
gurantee that they'd be offended by that comment. Seems like common sense
to me.
Steve Thompson
JESUS LOVES YOU
Everyone else thinks you're an asshole
and
Just because you're paranoid,
it doesn't mean they're not out to get you
-steve
Patrick Austin
My example is perfectly reasonable. It's extreme, but it only differs from the
original comment by a matter of degree. On the sick and twisted scale, it's a
9.5, while the comment you made is probably only a 3. Doesn't change the fact
that it was tasteless and inappropriate.
> I'll say whatever I want. If you don't like it, or someone else
> doesn't like it, that's just a crying shame.
> If you want to impinge on my freedom of expression, be prepared to fight. And
> lose.
Freedom of expression is great. I fully support your constitutional right to
say whatever the fuck you want. If you want to call a black person a nigger,
or a woman a stupid bitch or a gay man a faggot, then go right ahead. As long
as it doesn't infringe upon their rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of
property, that's great. However, there's a difference between what's legal and
what's moral. It's legal (in most places) for you to walk past a man having a
heart attack and ignore him, but the good, decent thing to do is to call 911
for him, would you not agree? Isn't the right thing to do almost always the
thing that doesn't hurt others?
> As you grow older, you'll realize it's ok for other people to have
> opinions which aren't identical to yours.
Hey, it's fine if you have a different opinion. Stupid, insensitive people are
entitled to their own opinions, too. As you grow older you'll probably get
stupider and stupider. That is the trend, you know. Just because I have more
time left to live doesn't mean my logic and experiences are less valuable than
yours, nimwit. In case you didn't bother to read my post, you might want to
revisit it. In no place did I say that I believed you didn't have the _right_
to say whatever you want, or that you couldn't have your own opinion.. I said
it was insensitive and bad and that your opinion was disgusting. You missed
the (obvious) point. Reading comprehension not your strong suit?
Maybe you forgot to write this at the top of your message: "I don't feel good
when you don't agree with me, so I'm going to lash out with nonsense unrelated
to what you said."
DEZLBOY
Martyec <mar...@my-dejanews.com> wrote in message
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>
> WOULD YOU DRIVE ANY BETTER IF I
> SHOVED THAT CELLPHONE UP YOUR ASS?
That's....one ringie dingie..... ;-)
DEZLBOY
Rrt1998 <rrt...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Seen upside down on the rear of an IT Golf:
>
> Roll Me Over
Mike...was is an "IT" Golf?
thanks
Frank Pajerski
On the back of a rather beatup old pickup truck ....
Old Plumbers Never Die, They Just Smell That Way
enor...@bellsouth.net
wrote:
>> Death is part of life. No amount of "serious and solemn attitude" will
>> bring those kids back. Not even yours.
>
>Murder and teenage death shouldn't be part of life, however. Making fun
>of that is almost as tasteless as making fun of such light-hearted topics
>as the holocaust, stalin's sibearian death camps and the Nixon years.
>
> Humor has it's place, but when it makes a very serious social problem
>into something funny, it's bad. If we turned racism, sexism, homophobia,
>violence, teen pregnancy, drug and alcohol addiction, anorexia, war,
>famine, heart disease, cancer, handicapped people, etc. into something
>funny we're doing more harm than good. It makes it much easier, for
>example, for someone to walk up to a woman, say, "Hey, you wanna be my
>bitch?" and upon receiving a look of shock and horor reply, "Oh, hey! I
>was just kidding! Geez, women have no sense of humor!" Or for someone to
>walk up to the family of a murdered kid and say, "Boy, bobby's head looks
>like roadkill!"
No one did that - your example is so extreme it's absurd.
> There's a big difference between using humor to lighten up a tense
>situation and using humor in an offensive way. With the former, you're
>making people feel better about a bad situation, while with the later,
>you're making a bad situation even worse. Telling someone to lighten up
>is idiotic. If you hurt my feelings, it's not my fault for being
>sensitive, it's your fault for being a jackass. I think a perfectly
>reasonable guidline is this: if you can put yourself in the position of a
>victim and _honestly_ say that a reasonable person wouldn't be offended by
>the comment, go ahead and say it.
I'll say whatever I want. If you don't like it, or someone else
doesn't like it, that's just a crying shame.
If you want to impinge on my freedom of expression, be prepared to
fight. And lose.
> You have no way of knowing whether or
>not some murdered kids' mother or father is in this group, and I can
>gurantee that they'd be offended by that comment. Seems like common sense
>to me.
Go ahead, use *your* form of common sense.
ZVW666
Dolimite79
> it doesn't mean they're not out to get you
HEY!,That's MY saying!!!!
Do you have my house bugged?
You do don't you?I KNEW it!
Baur323
Sure...
>On the sick and twisted scale, it's a
>9.5, while the comment you made is probably only a 3. Doesn't change the
>fact
>that it was tasteless and inappropriate.
Let me get this straight. You give Ed a hard time for what he posted, then
post something to show how insensistive he is by posting a remark, you,
yourself, deem more than 3 times as offensive (to you) as his original. Makes
perfect sense.
>Freedom of expression is great. I fully support your constitutional right to
>say whatever the fuck you want.
Now it's gettin' good.
>If you want to call a black person a nigger,
>or a woman a stupid bitch or a gay man a faggot, then go right ahead. As
>long
>as it doesn't infringe upon their rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of
>property, that's great. However, there's a difference between what's legal
>and
>what's moral.
Here I go: Patrick, you are an ass, shut the fuck up please.
CHRIS86VW
>> bring those kids back. Not even yours.
>
>Murder and teenage death shouldn't be part of life, however. Making fun
>of that is almost as tasteless as making fun of such light-hearted topics
>as the holocaust, stalin's sibearian death camps and the Nixon years.
>
> Humor has it's place, but when it makes a very serious social problem
>into something funny, it's bad. If we turned racism, sexism, homophobia,
>violence, teen pregnancy, drug and alcohol addiction, anorexia, war,
>famine, heart disease, cancer, handicapped people, etc. into something
>funny we're doing more harm than good. It makes it much easier, for
>example, for someone to walk up to a woman, say, "Hey, you wanna be my
>bitch?" and upon receiving a look of shock and horor reply, "Oh, hey! I
>was just kidding! Geez, women have no sense of humor!" Or for someone to
>walk up to the family of a murdered kid and say, "Boy, bobby's head looks
>like roadkill!"
>situation and using humor in an offensive way. With the former, you're
>making people feel better about a bad situation, while with the later,
>you're making a bad situation even worse. Telling someone to lighten up
>is idiotic. If you hurt my feelings, it's not my fault for being
>sensitive, it's your fault for being a jackass. I think a perfectly
>reasonable guidline is this: if you can put yourself in the position of a
>victim and _honestly_ say that a reasonable person wouldn't be offended by
>not some murdered kids' mother or father is in this group, and I can
>gurantee that they'd be offended by that comment. Seems like common sense
>to me.
>
>
>
While enorvells bumper sticker comment may have been a little out of line,
espcially since it was made up, but how do you know it doesn't exist already
and he was just quoting.
I really don't think it was that bad. I was at first a little surprise but it
is light things like that that help lighten the mood. Over spring break I was
visiting my girlfreind in Utah and snowboarding. The second nite I was there
one of her close friends died in a skiing accident, very ironic part is that
she was from littleton CO but didn't go to Columbine. Anyway I went with my
girlfriend to the viewing and all her friends were talking to the the parents
of the girl when the father out of no where says, "hey you girls are welcome
anytime to stay at our house and go skiing". This is like 3 days after his
daughter was killed in a skiing accident. Enorvells comment could have been
the light humor that a parent who was involved in this whole mess needed just
to make them feel better. Yes the whole situation is messed up but we all need
to lighten up, dragging things out longer then they need to be only makes
things worse, just look at all these bomb threats at every HS across the
country for the last week. All the media that comes out of things doesn't
help, I don't think it is to blame because the world today couldn't survive
without it but it doens't help the situation.
chris
chris86vw@aol
john costello
this if one of his was killed! Easy to joke about when you don't live
there but he sure has the right to say what he wants!! It's
entertaining just to see who enorvells is pissing off today..
Shot25x25
Knight587
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1999 New Beetle GLS
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Steve Thompson <s...@smugglers.com> wrote in message
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> My favorite bumper stickers:
>
> JESUS LOVES YOU
> Everyone else thinks you're an asshole
>
> and
>
> Just because you're paranoid,
> it doesn't mean they're not out to get you
>
> -steve
>
typhus
"If you get any closer, I'll fart!"
J
--
VWGirl
"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them"
Unknown
So many pedestrians, so little time
SteveC
Patrick Austin
> post something to show how insensistive he is by posting a remark, you,
> yourself, deem more than 3 times as offensive (to you) as his original. Makes
> perfect sense.
Yeah, actualy it does. Using an extreme example of something that normally is
towards the iffy side of the good/bad spectrum helps to clear up confusion. It's
a pretty common way of arguing a point. And there's a big, big difference between
saying something because you're not thinking and are being insensitive, and saying
something to prove a point. I said something which I aknowledged as being
insensitive and which I would never use out of that context. Ever read Swift's "A
modest proposal"? People have been using extreme exaples to illustrate a point
since well before Jonathan Swift, and when was he alive? Late 1600's? Early
1700's?
> Here I go: Patrick, you are an ass, shut the fuck up please.
Hey, guess what? I don't have to. Neither does Ed. Neither do you. You're
flaming me for flaming someone for saying something inapropriate. *I* never told
Ed to shut up...I just told him he'd done something offensive. I really don't
expect him to change, just like I really don't expect you to respond to this with
anything other than nonsense. I understand that there are many differing
opinions out there, some reasoned and some reactionary. However, society wouldn't
have gotten to where it is now without a few reasonable people.
Hey, I've got time on my hands, at least until my "study" period is over and exams
start, and I don't mind replying to this crap. You're not doing a very good job
of making a point here. In fact, by my count, you made one (half) logical
statement and then called me an ass and told me to "shut the fuck up." Oooh!
Ouch! That stings.
typhus
>> mother or father is in this group, and I can gurantee that they'd
>> be offended by that comment. Seems like common sense to me.
>
>
> As you grow older, you'll realize it's ok for other people to have
> opinions which aren't identical to yours.
(To Pat Austin.)
Yeah, and you should also accept that there are forms of humor out
there you do find hard to understand. One is called "sarcasm".
Julian
--
typhusATTgmxDOTTnet
typhus.home.pages.de/
'87 euro Jetta 16V Style
(smallest factory Mk. 2 special edition)
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enor...@bellsouth.net
<vwg...@NOSPAMMERpipeline.com> wrote:
>
>"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them"
and even then it may be open to question...
enor...@bellsouth.net
>As seen on a teenager's car...
>
>So many pedestrians, so little time
True story :
when I was in college, I knew a guy who had little "pedestrian"
symbols stenciled on the side of his car, like the fighter pilots do
when they shoot down a plane.
Turns out that this guy would slow for pedestrians, make hand motions
for them to cross, and then ease forward and hit them softly, and roar
away. I swear it's true. He never hurt anyone, nor did he ever get
arrested. Each "pedestrian symbol" on his car represented a "kill"...
This guy was a "townie" and his "targets" were students. Honestly,
some of the students deserved this, or worse !
VWGirl
enor...@bellsouth.net wrote in message
<372f7999...@news.rdu.bellsouth.net>...
enor...@bellsouth.net
<vwg...@NOSPAMMERpipeline.com> wrote:
>"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
You can't REALLY be a girl. I mean, girls don't even think like this,
much less talk like this ( do they ? )
If they do ( now ), things seem to have changed.
You haven't got some ex-husband buried in a shallow grave somewhere ,
have you ;-) ?
USER
it!"
Patrick Austin
> >
> > As you grow older, you'll realize it's ok for other people to have
> > opinions which aren't identical to yours.
>
> (To Pat Austin.)
> Yeah, and you should also accept that there are forms of humor out
> there you do find hard to understand. One is called "sarcasm".
Sarcasm? Where's that? I don't see sarcasm...
Mr Jones
<enor...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What a fucking character!!!!!!
Tim
Mr Jones
Patrick Austin <paa...@bu.edu> wrote in message
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Uh OH!!!!! Cat Fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tim
crip...@bellsouth.net
tra...@aol.com (TRamian) wrote:
> >"Columbine High Marksmanship Medal winner on board"...
>
> If you think that is funny, then you are sick in the head.
>
I find it ironic how many "tolerant" people are only tolerant of ideas
that mesh with their own. While I'm sure I disagree with the Mr. Norvell
on other points, freedom of expression means he can say what he wants.
"Gallows" humor has always been a part of life. Sometimes it can crack the
tension of a situation enough to allow people to actually think about the
topic realistically.
While the events in Colorado were tragic, I don't think they deserve all
the public hand-wringing and endless coverage. Time to move on...
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mcr...@my-dejanews.com
"DEZLBOY" <DEZLBOY*spam*@radix.net> wrote:
> I know....this string has been done before...but, I saw a neat bumper
> sticker today
>
> HANG UP and DRIVE !
>
>
Seen in NYC:
"Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But Whips and Chains Excite Me!"
M Price
HONK AGAIN,,, I'M RELOADING
Unknown
pickup in Florida.
Nuke A Gay Whale For Jesus
Design Engineering Services Inc.
Kill Your Television.
al_...@mailexcite.com
enor...@bellsouth.net wrote:
> On Tue, 4 May 1999 08:25:28 -0700, "VWGirl"
> <vwg...@NOSPAMMERpipeline.com> wrote:
>
"Visualize Whirled Peas"
"How's My Driving? http://www.byte-me.com"
"Invest In America, Buy a Congressman"
I found these on the web at http://bumpersticker.safeshopper.com
> >
> >"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them"
>
> and even then it may be open to question...
>
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John Henry
and didn't see my fave"
Forget World Peace. "VISUALIZE" using your turn signals.
M Price wrote:
>
> HONK AGAIN,,, I'M RELOADING
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VWGirl
under the "traditional female role" handbook? What was I thinking? I guess
I wasn't. Thank you very much for guiding me back on the right path. ;-)
*Phew!* Okay, I am definitely thinking more clearly now. Let me give it
another try...
"I'd rather be shopping at Nordstrom."
*ding* oops! There goes that oven timer! Gotta take the cookies out of the
oven, nothings worst than having over baked cookies!
la-la-la-la-la...*giggle*...*giggle*...*teehee*... ;-)
-VWGirl = )
enor...@bellsouth.net wrote in message
<372f8266...@news.rdu.bellsouth.net>...
DC
Mr Jones
"I'm so horny, the crack of dawn isn't safe"
Tim
Mr Jones
VWGirl <vwg...@NOSPAMMERpipeline.com> wrote in message
news:7gpkbh$8gg$1...@nntp4.atl.mindspring.net...
> = 8 - 0 What have I done??? Could it be that I defied all codes that
were
> under the "traditional female role" handbook? What was I thinking? I
guess
> I wasn't. Thank you very much for guiding me back on the right path. ;-)
> *Phew!* Okay, I am definitely thinking more clearly now. Let me give it
> another try...
>
> "I'd rather be shopping at Nordstrom."
>
> *ding* oops! There goes that oven timer! Gotta take the cookies out of
the
> oven, nothings worst than having over baked cookies!
> la-la-la-la-la...*giggle*...*giggle*...*teehee*... ;-)
>
> -VWGirl = )
>
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAAH
JAJAJAJAJAJAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAA
HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Tim
James Howarth
Nick Markou
<vwg...@NOSPAMMERpipeline.com> wrote:
>= 8 - 0 What have I done??? Could it be that I defied all codes that were
>under the "traditional female role" handbook? What was I thinking? I guess
>I wasn't. Thank you very much for guiding me back on the right path. ;-)
>*Phew!* Okay, I am definitely thinking more clearly now. Let me give it
>another try...
>
>"I'd rather be shopping at Nordstrom."
>
>*ding* oops! There goes that oven timer! Gotta take the cookies out of the
>oven, nothings worst than having over baked cookies!
>la-la-la-la-la...*giggle*...*giggle*...*teehee*... ;-)
That's more like it...we're a conservating bunch (BWAHAAA) who really
don't adapt to change that much...we all feel better now....now that
you've finally got a copy of that female role handbook, we expect at
least 3 varieties of cookies at the next show we all attend, along
with the usual stuff that girls remember (sunscreen, headache drugs,
kleenex etc.)...<grin>
Nick Markou
>
>-VWGirl = )
>
>
>enor...@bellsouth.net wrote in message
><372f8266...@news.rdu.bellsouth.net>...
Stuart Hall
On Mon, 3 May 1999 16:22:00 -0400, "Edward Reiss"
<ere...@northeast.net> so kindly spent valuable time writing:
>"I love animals too....They're delicious!"
>
>_________________________________
>
>Edward Reiss <ere...@northeast.net>
>http://www.northeast.net/~ereiss
>_________________________________
>
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Connecticut, USA
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vwto...@yahoo.com
God is my Copilot but we crashed and I had to eat him.
Put some excitement between your legs. Ride a mountainbike (as seen on my car)
miked
VWGirl
of cookies? I'm taking requests! Chaning oil on a VR6...19mm for the drain
plug bolt...ummmmmm....36mm to loosen the plastic holder that holds the
filter and....ummmmm...now what size allen wrench was it that removes that
doo-dad that allows you to drain the oil out of the filter??? Oops!
Starting to wander off the path again...temporary mental relaspe...somedays
I'm fine and somedays it creeps up on me. ;-) As I was saying... I'm taking
cookie requests for the next show. You can't miss me, I'll be the one
wearing the pink sundress and sun bonnet. I'll be carrying a basket full of
cookies as I skip down the aisles of cars. *giggle* *giggle* ;-)
-VWGirl = )
Nick Markou wrote in message <37306e65...@news.rocler.qc.ca>...
enor...@bellsouth.net
<vwg...@NOSPAMMERpipeline.com> wrote:
>= 8 - 0 What have I done??? Could it be that I defied all codes that were
>under the "traditional female role" handbook? What was I thinking? I guess
>I wasn't. Thank you very much for guiding me back on the right path. ;-)
>*Phew!* Okay, I am definitely thinking more clearly now. Let me give it
>another try...
>
>"I'd rather be shopping at Nordstrom."
>
>*ding* oops! There goes that oven timer! Gotta take the cookies out of the
>oven, nothings worst than having over baked cookies!
>la-la-la-la-la...*giggle*...*giggle*...*teehee*... ;-)
>
>-VWGirl = )
I certainly don't want you to change just to suit the "traditional
female role" handbook !
Any chance you could show up at the Waterfest in black leather,
and bring along some "restraining devices" ?
I feel like I should be punished...
enor...@bellsouth.net
<vwg...@NOSPAMMERpipeline.com> wrote:
>Cookies at the next show? Of course, that's a given! Any particular kind
>of cookies? I'm taking requests! Chaning oil on a VR6...19mm for the drain
>plug bolt...ummmmmm....36mm to loosen the plastic holder that holds the
>filter and....ummmmm...now what size allen wrench was it that removes that
>doo-dad that allows you to drain the oil out of the filter??? Oops!
>Starting to wander off the path again...temporary mental relaspe...somedays
>I'm fine and somedays it creeps up on me. ;-) As I was saying... I'm taking
>cookie requests for the next show. You can't miss me, I'll be the one
>wearing the pink sundress and sun bonnet. I'll be carrying a basket full of
>cookies as I skip down the aisles of cars. *giggle* *giggle* ;-)
>
>-VWGirl = )
Right. And I'll be the one in the Panzer Tank ( Afrika Korps camo,
for sure ).
enor...@bellsouth.net
>In article <19990502210824...@ng-cl1.aol.com>,
> tra...@aol.com (TRamian) wrote:
>> >"Columbine High Marksmanship Medal winner on board"...
>>
>> If you think that is funny, then you are sick in the head.
>>
>
>I find it ironic how many "tolerant" people are only tolerant of ideas
>that mesh with their own. While I'm sure I disagree with the Mr. Norvell
>on other points, freedom of expression means he can say what he wants.
>
>"Gallows" humor has always been a part of life. Sometimes it can crack the
>tension of a situation enough to allow people to actually think about the
>topic realistically.
>
>While the events in Colorado were tragic, I don't think they deserve all
>the public hand-wringing and endless coverage. Time to move on...
Yep. Well said.
As for TV coverage : don't ever forget that TV is a Business ( with a
capital B). Anything those "news" scum can "milk" for ratings, they
will.
I refer doubters to the song "Dirty laundry" , by Don Henley.
enor...@bellsouth.net
<de...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>
> Kill Your Television.
I did. 12 ga #8 shot worked nicely.
Mr Jones
<enor...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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> As for TV coverage : don't ever forget that TV is a Business ( with a
> capital B). Anything those "news" scum can "milk" for ratings, they
> will.
>
> I refer doubters to the song "Dirty laundry" , by Don Henley.
I prefer the term "leech" when talking about the media. Let's not forget
that a certain percentage of the reason that those kids and others like them
do things like this, is to get media attention. I think the news industry
should check themselves and admit that the way they go about leeching the
life blood out of a story plays a definite role in why these fucked up
individuals do this shit.
Tim
Mr Jones
<enor...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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Man I'd love to do that just as one of those guitar heavy American car
commercials come on and start showing some red pickup cruising around a
curve with the camera practically sideways and the guy is screaming over the
guitar shit "....AND NOW COOL 1.9 FINANCING AVAIL.........
BLAM!!!!
Silence :) How sweet it is.
Tim
VWGirl
me.
enor...@bellsouth.net wrote in message
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In article <7gg0da$8ua$1...@news1.Radix.Net>,
"DEZLBOY" <DEZLBOY*spam*@radix.net> wrote:
> I know....this string has been done before...but, I saw a neat bumper
> sticker today
>
> HANG UP and DRIVE !
>
>
-----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
StephyG
> I mean, girls don't even think like this,
> much less talk like this ( do they ? )
Sure we do...and we've got some great expletives to boot :)
> If they do ( now ), things seem to have changed.
>
Not really. We're the women your mother told you about when you were a
wee pup }:>
> You haven't got some ex-husband buried in a shallow grave somewhere ,
> have you ;-) ?
If she's smart, she'll never admit it :)
Steph :)
DEZLBOY
VWGirl <vwg...@NOSPAMMERpipeline.com> wrote in message
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>
the
> oven, nothings worst than having over baked cookies!
> la-la-la-la-la...*giggle*...*giggle*...*teehee*... ;-)
VWGirl!! Take your VW out of reverse!!! It's in a gender role black
hole.....REPEAT.....take your VW out of reverse.......you are being sucked
into the "it's time to fix husband's dinner vortex".......watch out for that
"oh...maybe husband will like me if I wear saran wrap" meteor! Forward
gear....VWGirl.....forward!....Oh my......you are passing thru the "FDS
asteroid belt". "More pot roast dear??" VWGirl..stop mumbling.
Concentrate.......think beige.......
--
DEZLBOY
99 Golf TDI on order!
Stephen
thats sooo funny!
Pete
> > >As seen on a teenager's car...
> > >
> > >So many pedestrians, so little time
> >
> >
> > True story :
> >
> > when I was in college, I knew a guy who had little "pedestrian"
> > symbols stenciled on the side of his car, like the fighter pilots do
> > when they shoot down a plane.
> >
> > Turns out that this guy would slow for pedestrians, make hand motions
> > for them to cross, and then ease forward and hit them softly, and roar
> > away. I swear it's true. He never hurt anyone, nor did he ever get
> > arrested. Each "pedestrian symbol" on his car represented a "kill"...
> >
> > This guy was a "townie" and his "targets" were students. Honestly,
> > some of the students deserved this, or worse !
> >
>
>
>
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>
> What a fucking character!!!!!!
>
>
> Tim
>
>
Stephen
"do not overtake overturning viehicle"
"lost you cat? check under my wheels" - i like cats, but its still funny
cant think of any more atm.
But the only one i have on the beast is drivers wanted. I think its the
best car company slogan - VW of Aus's slogan is "the shape of things to
come" - and sometimes they add "from germany" at the end. I think drivers
wanted is cool.
Peter
*is it just me - or is this one of the most responeded to threads?*