SEX in a miata?
James
I got my first miata last month. My first gripe is the seats only
recline a couple inches, which limit the sexual positions I can get
into... and obviously I can forget about the back seat idea. Even if my
girl and I opt for oral sex, the hump between the seats would get in the
way. Any ideas before the big date?
-J
'92 blue
JimmySuede
Brings to mind something somebody once told me about his MG.
"Ya can't get laid IN the car, but whoo boy, once you get out...!"
The hump between the seats (no pun intended) doesn't get in the way that
much. Unless of course you're shifting gears...
My own personal suggestion, if you absolutely MUST do it in the car
(live with parents? Back in the day, they always wondered why I borrowed
their minivan), is only date really small people. I was with this girl
in college, she was 4'10", we could have had sex UNDER a Miata.
My current girlfriend would NEVER let me have sex in my miata. She knows
I'd be pointing out things to her the whole time, like how flipping the
interior lights have really made a difference, where the tonneau cover
is going to strap to, etc.
--
James & (yet to be named)
mariner blue '93 B-pkg
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Elliot Cramer
Get a small dog.
Alex M. Postpischil
Yeah, get a room...or a buick...or a diet...or a smaller girlfriend.
The first two would be your best bet, because you obviously didn't
buy the Miata for its intended purpose - spirited driving on fun
roads. If this is your only worry in the world you are a lucky man.
-alex-
Dave Christian (to reply, see sig)
In article <34F1DA...@ix.netcom.com>, jhed...@ix.netcom.com says...
> I got my first miata last month. My first gripe is the seats only
> recline a couple inches, which limit the sexual positions I can get
> into.
I'm surprised that you have so much problems. You should try having
in a Miata when there are TWO people in there! :-O
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Steve
James wrote:
I got my first miata last month. My first gripe is the seats only
recline a couple inches, which limit the sexual positions I can get
into... and obviously I can forget about the back seat idea. Even if my
girl and I opt for oral sex, the hump between the seats would get in the
way. Any ideas before the big date?
-J
'92 blue
S
'94 Red
$$$p...@mindspring.com
it can be done....
Rexven
James <jhed...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
Try flexibility! hehe, seriously her sitting on your lap in the
passenger seat is the easiest, especially if she's the light sort of
hug-bug type.. Come to think of it, I Christened the Jeep, the first
Miata, the MR2-SC, the Carrera Cabrio, the Sentra, the Van (easy! Had
a bed), even got the Katana Christened (don't ask, but it was a great
trip!).. Just haven't gotten Ginsu Christened yet.. Second Miata..
Hmm.. I wonder who the lady fair will be? <sigh>
oh, err.. It can be done! And there are more ways than you might
think.. just relax and don't be shy <grin>
Hell, I even managed it in a Cessna 150 Aerobat on a grass strip..
(and on the center section of the wing.. that was fun until those
damned kids showed up...)
I can't believe that out of hundreds of millions of sperm we were the quickest!
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Vadius
Dear Alex
You are the biggest wanker I ever came across the usenet ....
P.S. Miata is made for driving, not coupling !
Alex M. Postpischil wrote in message <34F1EF...@creighton.edu>...
>James wrote:
>>
>> I got my first miata last month. My first gripe is the seats only
>> recline a couple inches, which limit the sexual positions I can get
>> into... and obviously I can forget about the back seat idea. Even
>> if my girl and I opt for oral sex, the hump between the seats would
>> get in the way. Any ideas before the big date?
Jason 00
Hehhehheh... you guys are nuts. Ah, but truth be told, I have wondered
about this problem. Friends have questioned me about it too. You see, at
twenty, this is the type of practicality that is most important. Trunk
space, reliability, gas mileage... that all comes second. : ) Especially
when you live at home!
Top down, broad daylight, great music, in the middle of some deserted
two-lane highway... GOD I wish I was still with my old girlfriend! Let's
just say I wouldn't have to ask twice. Mem-or-ies! <sob>
Okay, now everyone go take a cold shower. : )
--
Jason and Phoenix
'92 Miata * Classic Red *
Fort Lauderdale, Florida, USA
-- Oneness between horse and rider --
AzucarNYC
This is how I christened my baby. Late summer night, by the JFK airport on one
of the rest areas of the Belt Parkway in Brooklyn.
She wore a short skirt and wore no underwear as per my request. You'd think
the Miata is a no-no for nooky-getting, you're very wrong. It must have been
3:30 at night. Highway deserted, the car at the other end of the area had all
its windows fogged so I didn't care. We had just come out of one of those New
York wild parties, so we were both slightly stoned. The drive to that spot
took us a good 30 minutes, of which she used the last 10 minutes for Oral
action (yes, she swallowed. No way I would mess up my seats)
The thing is that we ended up doing outside the car, specifically on top of the
trunk. Not only had she taken her underwear off, but wearing a long overcoat,
she got completely naked and wore only the said coat. It was mind-blowing.
When I ask her if she was cold she bit me in the neck and almost snatch my
tongue out thru continuous super-sucking.
After it, she laid on top of the trunk and opened the coat to show her beatiful
body. A full moon shined in the sky. My Baby was clean and paid for. And I
had just touched the sky.
I knew then and there I was a happy man and that I'd see many moons before I
forget this beautiful night.
Alex M. Postpischil
Vadius wrote:
> Dear Alex
> You are the biggest wanker I ever came across the usenet ....
Excuse me, maybe you ought to read what you are writing before you
send and pay attention to what I am writing and what I am replying to
in my message.
> P.S. Miata is made for driving, not coupling !
This is exactly what I say in the next-to-last sentence of my post.
So who's the wanker now - try to direct your flames to the correct
fire...
-alex-
PS-as much as I like sex, there are many times I would much rather
be out driving my miata than copulating. (the miata won't call you
after a ride to see if you still love it, either...) ;-)
>Alex M. Postpischil wrote in message <34F1EF...@creighton.edu>
Rexven
>This is exactly what I say in the next-to-last sentence of my post.
>So who's the wanker now - try to direct your flames to the correct
>fire...
>-alex-
>PS-as much as I like sex, there are many times I would much rather
>be out driving my miata than copulating. (the miata won't call you
>after a ride to see if you still love it, either...) ;-)
... or ask you what is on your mind just as your toes are starting to
curl and you know she's already had a couple and is tiring.. or even
worse.. "Leg cramp!"
Alex M. Postpischil
Rexven wrote:
> ... or ask you what is on your mind just as your toes are starting
> to curl and you know she's already had a couple and is tiring.. or
> even worse.. "Leg cramp!"
>
> I can't believe that out of hundreds of millions of sperm we were
> the quickest!
I hate getting cramps at just the wrong moment! Thanks for the
giggle!!
-alex-
AkiraRdstr
>This is how I christened my baby. Late summer night, by the JFK airport on
>one
>of the rest areas of the Belt Parkway in Brooklyn.
>
>She wore a short skirt and
WHOA!! Wrong NG.
--
"Akira"
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Jason 00
This is the funniest damn thread I have ever read in this newsgroup.
Taboo, and a bit unappropriate maybe. Ah, who cares? : )
Torriatte DeAlleige
Well.....The most fun I've had in my car.....was when the
girlfriend was laid out inside, her butt on the passenger side facing
out the door....and top half laying over the center console. I stood
outside. This allowed me good ground leverage, and an excellent view.
She had fun, but got mad when I armor-alled the dash while inside her.
She thought I had some other kind of protection I think!
Eli Troychansky
Rexven wrote:
> >WHOA!! Wrong NG.
>
> Someone's jealous.. <snicker>
Heh, yeah. I wish I had a similar story to post. :)
> Ameoba's of the world.. DIVIDE!
<groan>
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William Shepard
Or, you can get an inflatable doll...it can double as a companion to get
you in the HOV lane.....
Rexven
akira...@aol.com (AkiraRdstr) wrote:
>>This is how I christened my baby. Late summer night, by the JFK airport on
>>one
>>of the rest areas of the Belt Parkway in Brooklyn.
>>
>>She wore a short skirt and
>WHOA!! Wrong NG.
Someone's jealous.. <snicker>
Ameoba's of the world.. DIVIDE!
PW700Z
>I got my first miata last month. My first gripe is the seats only<BR>
>recline a couple inches, which limit the sexual positions I can get<BR>
>into...
Sex in the miata has never really been a problem, even in the dead of winter,
top up, windows closed. I'm 6'1", my lady is about 5'6", so we're not short,
either. The easiest way is with the guy on his knees on the passenger side
floor facing the seat, with her on the seat facing the guy... a cramped
missionary. If you take off your clothes (shoes and belt, especially) before
you crawl over there you won't scuff up anything, either, witch is really
important. ("Aw fu$k I scratched the freakin' radio!!! Time to go home.")
Bill.
pw700z@aol**nospam**.com
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Osman Ullah
On Tue, 24 Feb 1998 21:43:20 -0500, jas...@webtv.net (Jason 00)
wrote:
|| This is the funniest damn thread I have ever read in this newsgroup.
|| Taboo, and a bit unappropriate maybe. Ah, who cares? : )
Agreed...I was laughin' my arse off upon seeing all the posts that
were actually advice! The car care tips intermigled with the advice
just made it even funnier.
Moral of the story? NEVER underestimate a NG.
Osman Ullah
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Really! And I thought that this newsgroup was populated by some rather dowdy
"old men" types (no, Lanny and Myk, I'm NOT talkin' 'bout YOU! :@) ) that
would have a CHF (Christian Heart Failure) over the admittedly saucy, and not
particualrly relevent topic.
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phil tong
James wrote:
>
...
> way. Any ideas before the big date?
Do you really need to ask this? Am reminded about an ex-boss who got
his wife pregnant - the employees joked to no end, "Well there's one
thing even ___ couldn't screw up" or "At least ___ knew how to do that
right".
Just do it. (so to speak)
Phil
James
phil tong wrote:
>
> James wrote:
> >
> ...
> > way. Any ideas before the big date?
>
> Do you really need to ask this?
Of course I need to ask this! I'm 25 and not gettin' no younger. The
only other vehicle I owned was a Bronco II (which by the way I only got
lucky when I drove on desolate dirt roads). Privacy from the public was
not an issue. With my recent miata purchase, I can't go off-road, so
privacy IS an issue. Thus I need to be fully apprised of what to expect
when I go on my big dates with my girlies, and what positions warrant
the least likely possibility of public view. You'll be surprised how
many girls want to slip into a miata (then slip off their clothes).
-James
Roots
James wrote:...
>I got my first miata last month. My first gripe is the seats only
>recline a couple inches, which limit the sexual positions I can get
>into...
I think your personality is what is limiting your sex life, not your car.
Henry C. Barta
Alex M. Postpischil (a...@creighton.edu) wrote:
:
: PS-as much as I like sex, there are many times I would much rather
: be out driving my miata than copulating. (the miata won't call you
: after a ride to see if you still love it, either...) ;-)
Nor will your Miata get upset if you drive another car.
And when you're done driving, you can just get out and walk
away.
;-)
--
Hank Barta White Oak Software Inc.
hba...@wwa.com Predictable Systems by Design.(tm)
Beautiful Sunny Winfield, Illinois
AzucarNYC
>>She wore a short skirt and
>
>WHOA!! Wrong NG.
>--
>"Akira"
>'96 Cha
How is it the wrong NG?
I thought we were mature enough to interpret things for what they are and not
get ofended by a little bit of reality
William Batista-Lopez
"I'm always right. Even when I'm wrong I'm right"
"Trust never comes back. Once it's gone is gone"
Osman Ullah
|| Really! And I thought that this newsgroup was populated by some rather dowdy
|| "old men" types (no, Lanny and Myk, I'm NOT talkin' 'bout YOU! :@) ) that
|| would have a CHF (Christian Heart Failure) over the admittedly saucy, and not
|| particualrly relevent topic.
Was this supposed to be a flame? If so, I didn't mean to imply any
stereotypes about this NG...I see quite a few miatas around my college
campus.
Rexven
hba...@wwa.com (Henry C. Barta) wrote:
>Alex M. Postpischil (a...@creighton.edu) wrote:
>:
>: PS-as much as I like sex, there are many times I would much rather
>: be out driving my miata than copulating. (the miata won't call you
>: after a ride to see if you still love it, either...) ;-)
> Nor will your Miata get upset if you drive another car.
Not sure about that.. I tested the new Z3 2.8 not to long ago and I
could swear that Ginsu was hard to start afterwards.. She gave me a
buck or two when getting underway out of the dealership.. After
telling her I'd never trade for that overgrown Miata wannabe she tamed
down and sang up through the gears and has never given me grief
since.. Though I think she did have a mild interest when I demo'd a
new Range Rover 4.6 HSE... Maybe they are right? Size DOES matter!
Rexven
pw7...@aol.com (PW700Z) wrote:
>>I got my first miata last month. My first gripe is the seats only<BR>
>>recline a couple inches, which limit the sexual positions I can get<BR>
>>into...
>Sex in the miata has never really been a problem, even in the dead of winter,
>top up, windows closed. I'm 6'1", my lady is about 5'6", so we're not short,
>either. The easiest way is with the guy on his knees on the passenger side
>floor facing the seat, with her on the seat facing the guy... a cramped
>missionary. If you take off your clothes (shoes and belt, especially) before
>you crawl over there you won't scuff up anything, either, witch is really
>important. ("Aw fu$k I scratched the freakin' radio!!! Time to go home.")
.. or even easier if she's light, you sit in the passenger seat, she
sits on your lap.. That way you can reach around to explore her body
as you rock together (sigh) can we tell it's been a good morning??
<grin>
Rexven
James <jhed...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>Of course I need to ask this! I'm 25 and not gettin' no younger. The
>only other vehicle I owned was a Bronco II (which by the way I only got
>lucky when I drove on desolate dirt roads). Privacy from the public was
>not an issue. With my recent miata purchase, I can't go off-road, so
>privacy IS an issue. Thus I need to be fully apprised of what to expect
>when I go on my big dates with my girlies, and what positions warrant
>the least likely possibility of public view. You'll be surprised how
>many girls want to slip into a miata (then slip off their clothes).
> -James
If you think a Miata is bad, try having to stop at a long light while
in an F355 Spider.. top down.. That in itself isn't bad.. but the
light in question happened to have been in front of a rather large
High School.. Okay, so what's the problem? Well, the session just
ended and there were about 15 girls (and about the same in jealous
guys) standing at the corner waiting to cross.. The situation was most
amusing to be sure.. :) I had a few very distinct offers (not counting
those of races from the guys..) and a few of those guys were VERY
jealous of what their girlfriends were implying.. hehehe.. Hmm.. too
bad I'm 27...
Dot
In article <34F3A88F...@928s4vr.com>, phil tong
<pt...@928s4vr.com> writes
>James wrote:
>>
>...
>> way. Any ideas before the big date?
>
>Do you really need to ask this?
Here's some advice - beware!
The following quotation is taken from Stephen Pile's "The Book of Heroic
Failures" - official handbook of The Not Terribly Good Club of Great
Britain! (I can also remember the original newspaper and TV reports, so
it is genuine)
In 1976 Dr Brian Richards of Deal in Kent discovered one of the great
love stories of our time, while in Regent's Park, London.
He came across a semi-clad gentleman who had slipped a disc while
enjoying himself in an MG sports car with his girl-friend.
Since the man was transfixed with agony, his girl-friend was unable to
get out for help. In desperation she jammed her foot against the hooter
button.
This attracted Dr Richards, an ambulanceman, a fire-man and a large
crowd of passers-by who formed a circle around the car. 'You'll never
get them out of there,' said the fireman who then set about cutting the
back off the car!
Trained for desperate situations, two women voluntary workers arrived
and began serving hot sweet tea through the window. "It was like the
blitz" one of them commented.
Eventually, the lover was carried off in agony. Ambulancemen told the
girl-friend that his recovery prospects were good. "Sod him," she
replied, "How I shall explain to my husband what's happened to his car?"
:-)
--
Kennedy
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
Python Philosophers (replace 'nospam' with 'kennedym' when replying)
Eli Troychansky
Dot wrote:
> get out for help. In desperation she jammed her foot against the
> hooter
Uhh..
> button.
Oh. :)
phil tong
James wrote:
>
...
>
> Of course I need to ask this! I'm 25 and not gettin' no younger. The
What? Worried at only 25??? Like I said, get off the computer, get out
there and live life!
...
> when I go on my big dates with my girlies, and what positions warrant
> the least likely possibility of public view.
Here's one case where top up is preferred by all but the most brazen of
exhibitionists. You will be practically invisible at night, given
strategic parking that is. If not, you need somewhere to hang clothes
anyways so make 'nightshades'. Top down? You'll never forget it,
especially if you get arrested for lewd conduct. Please scan court
summons, etc. for Miata webpage.
Hmm. Looks like we might be up against two separate issues here.
1. Desire for 'auto' erotica
2. Desire for exhibitionist acts
No jokes outa me re: another reason for sport springs!
>You'll be surprised how
> many girls want to slip into a miata (then slip off their clothes).
Erm, not really, but only one fits in nicely at a time ;)
Oh darnit, I thought I wasn't going to say much but now look what you've
done!
Have fun.
PT
Osman Ullah
||
|| I think your personality is what is limiting your sex life, not your car.
||
I dunno...James seems like a pretty nice guy...you, on the other
hand...
Dot
In article <6d2fgk$5ni$1...@earth.superlink.net>, Eli Troychansky
<taa****SPAMBLOCK*****@superlink.net> writes
>Dot wrote:
>
>> get out for help. In desperation she jammed her foot against the
>> hooter
>
>Uhh..
>
>> button.
>
>Oh. :)
>
James
Thanks buddy
-James
Osman Ullah
clarence morse
> try her on the center console, head resting on the rear deck with one
> foot on each seat. waws fun for us!
clarence
clarence morse
> try her on the center console, head resting on the rear deck with one
clarence
John W. Keating III
Hmmm... Of course, there was that picture that was making the rounds in
CAM a few years back. Copy of a picture from a french magazine. Required
top down. Woman sitting on windshield, man in errr... cockpit.
Cheers,
John "The fiance still won't let me try it" Keating
Alex M. Postpischil wrote:
> James wrote:
> >
> > I got my first miata last month. My first gripe is the seats only
> > recline a couple inches, which limit the sexual positions I can get
> > into... and obviously I can forget about the back seat idea. Even
> > if my girl and I opt for oral sex, the hump between the seats would
> > get in the way. Any ideas before the big date?
> > -J
> > '92 blue
>
> Yeah, get a room...or a buick...or a diet...or a smaller girlfriend.
> The first two would be your best bet, because you obviously didn't
> buy the Miata for its intended purpose - spirited driving on fun
> roads. If this is your only worry in the world you are a lucky man.
> -alex-
Ping4U2
>Really! And I thought that this newsgroup was populated by some rather dowdy
>"old men" types
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!..I have been away for awhile...and when I come back I read
this loooong thread on "SEX in a Miata". I have been laughing until tears roll
down my cheeks.....this is hilarious!....even tho I am not a dowdy old
man.....you all know me by Expmiata (Cissy).Just using another screen name as
AOL allows us 5....heehee.....just another 2 cents....... :)
Cissy
90ACrystal white
w/Stripes
Ping
90A White