More Car Acronyms

[JCLOUTIER]

Just humor the original poster. Must have been a "granola" and hated ALL cars!

>AUTO ACRONYMS:
>
>AUDI
>-Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
>-ALways Unsafe Designs Implemented
>BMW
>-Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
>-Big Money Works
>-Bought My Wife
>-Break My Window
>-Brutal Money Waster
>BUICK
>-Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
>CHEVROLET
>-Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
>-Cheap, Hardly Efficient, VIrtually Runs On Luck Every Time
>DODGE
>-Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
>-Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
>FIAT
>-Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
>-Fix It All the Time
>FORD
>-Flip Over, Read Directions
>-backwards: Driver Returns On Foot
>-First On Recall Day
>-Fix Or Repair Daily
>-Found On Road, Dead
>-Fault Of R&D
>-Fast Only Rolling Downhill
>-Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
>GM
>-General Maintenance
>-Generally Moribidus
>-Generally Muffed
>-Gigantic Mess
>-God's Muse
>-God's Mistake
>GMC
>-Garage Man's Companion
>-Gotta Mechanic Coming?
>HONDA
>-Had One. Never Did Again
>**HYUNDAI
>-Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
>MAZDA
>-Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
>OLDSMOBILE
>-Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everday
>-Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
>Equipment
>SAAB
>-Send Another Automobile Back
>-Swedish Automobiles Always Break Down
>TOYOTA
>-Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
>VOLVO
>-Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
>VW
>-Virtually Worthless
>

[Zappa]

This looks at lot like my ongoing list, only my list is longer..........

http://www.tiac.net/users/zappa/BMW/acro.html

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