CAR ACRONYMS

Dean Loudermilk

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Jul 27, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/27/97

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AUDI-Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BUICK-Big, Ugly, Import Car Killer
CHEVROLET-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering
Techniques
Chevrolet. Cheap heap, every valve rattles or leaks, every time.
CHEVROLET-Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVY-Charged HeaVilY
CHEVY-Cheapest Heap Envisioned Yet
DATSUN-Disgraceful Auto That Stalls Unceasingly
DODGE-Driven Only During Grey Evenings
DODGE-Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere
FIAT-Fails In Attempted Turns
FIAT-Fix It Again Tony
FIAT-Fine Italian Automotive Technology
FORD-Fought Off Recall Demands
FORD-Found On Road Dead
FORD LTD-Found on road dying, Left to die.
FORD-F___er Only Runs Downhill
FORD-Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD-First On Race Day
FORD-First On Rust Development
FORD-Fork Over Repair Dough
FORD-Founded On Reservation Dump
GEO-Good Engineering Overlooked
GMC-Get More Chicks
GMC-Garage Mechanic's Companion
IROC – I reek of cologne
JEEP-Junk Engineered Executed Poorly
Lotus - Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
LTD-Laughable Trash Dump
MAZDA-My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
MOPAR - Mostly Old Parts And Rust.
OLDS-Old Ladies Driving Slowly
OLDSMOBILE-Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
PINTO-Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PLYMOUTH-Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap
PONTIAC-Penniless Old Nicaraguan Thinks It's a Cadillac
PONTIAC-Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac
PONTIAC-Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities
PORSCHE-Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
SAAB-Sad Attempt At Beauty
SAAB-Sorry Auto, Always Broken
SUBARU-Screwed up beyond all repair usually.
TRIUMPH-This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
TRIUMPH-Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
TRIUMPH-The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays
Heavily
TOYOTA-Toyauto
TOYOTA-Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple A
Yugo - You Ugly Gas (O)holic

ARSONF1NDR

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Jul 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/29/97

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GMC- Gotta Mechanic Comin'
FORD- F_____ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
bill
firemar...@iname.com
1964.5 coupe: 260 bored .060, Edelbrock Performer intake, Holley 390 cfm, 3 sp., factory a/c, 1.5" lowered A arms w/Pro Motorsports Engineering neg. wedge kit & 1" lowered rear springs

PKetelaar

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Jul 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/29/97

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FORD:

F*(&ed on raw deal

found on road dead

fix or repair daily.

im gona look for more.

i am proud of my '94 mustang gt coupe. no probs yet. KNOCK KNOC

pket...@aol.com
patrick

NoOption5L

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Jul 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/30/97

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My favorites:

>CHEVROLET-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering

>Techniques
>FORD-Fought Off Recall Demands

>FORD LTD-Found on road dying, Left to die.

>FORD-First On Rust Development

Good one for my friends old winter beater. It was so rusted the rear
bumper fell off when he hit a bump. And the trunk was so rusted out, when
he drove it down a dirt road in the rain, mud used to fly up thru the
speaker holes (speakers were removed) and stick to the inside of the rear
window!

>FORD-Fork Over Repair Dough
>GEO-Good Engineering Overlooked

>IROC – I reek of cologne

>Lotus - Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

>MOPAR - Mostly Old Parts And Rust.
>OLDS-Old Ladies Driving Slowly

>PINTO-Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

>PONTIAC-Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities
>PORSCHE-Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
>SAAB-Sad Attempt At Beauty

So true.

>SAAB-Sorry Auto, Always Broken
>SUBARU-Screwed up beyond all repair usually.
>TRIUMPH-This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!

Funny stuff but nothing for Honda's? Someone give me one, so I can tease
the wife!

Patrick

Todd S.

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Jul 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/30/97

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arson...@aol.com (ARSONF1NDR) wrote:

PONTIAC - "Poor Old Negro Thinks It's A Cadillac"

Phil Ross

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Jul 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/30/97

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BMW

Break my windshield

Clifford R. Warren

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Jul 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/30/97

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FORD - Fun On the Road Driving!

Travis Reid

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Jul 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/30/97

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Dean Loudermilk wrote:
>
> AUDI-Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
> BUICK-Big, Ugly, Import Car Killer

> CHEVROLET-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering
> Techniques

> Chevrolet. Cheap heap, every valve rattles or leaks, every time.
> CHEVROLET-Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
> CHEVY-Charged HeaVilY
> CHEVY-Cheapest Heap Envisioned Yet
> DATSUN-Disgraceful Auto That Stalls Unceasingly
> DODGE-Driven Only During Grey Evenings
> DODGE-Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere
> FIAT-Fails In Attempted Turns
> FIAT-Fix It Again Tony
> FIAT-Fine Italian Automotive Technology
> FORD-Fought Off Recall Demands
> FORD-Found On Road Dead

> FORD LTD-Found on road dying, Left to die.

> FORD-F___er Only Runs Downhill
> FORD-Fix Or Repair Daily
> FORD-First On Race Day
> FORD-First On Rust Development
> FORD-Fork Over Repair Dough
> FORD-Founded On Reservation Dump
> GEO-Good Engineering Overlooked
> GMC-Get More Chicks
> GMC-Garage Mechanic's Companion

> IROC – I reek of cologne

> JEEP-Junk Engineered Executed Poorly

> Lotus - Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

> LTD-Laughable Trash Dump
> MAZDA-My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!

> MOPAR - Mostly Old Parts And Rust.
> OLDS-Old Ladies Driving Slowly

> OLDSMOBILE-Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie

> PINTO-Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

> PLYMOUTH-Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap
> PONTIAC-Penniless Old Nicaraguan Thinks It's a Cadillac

> PONTIAC-Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac

> PONTIAC-Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities
> PORSCHE-Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
> SAAB-Sad Attempt At Beauty

> SAAB-Sorry Auto, Always Broken
> SUBARU-Screwed up beyond all repair usually.
> TRIUMPH-This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!

> TRIUMPH-Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
> TRIUMPH-The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays
> Heavily
> TOYOTA-Toyauto
> TOYOTA-Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple A
> Yugo - You Ugly Gas (O)holic

DODGE- Dog On Desert Going East
HONDA- Hunk Of Nasty Dead Ass
STOP(Stop sign)- State Trooper Out Pissin'
STOP(Stop sign)- Squeel Tires On Pavement
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Travis Reid 96 GT Laser Red
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Travis Reid

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Jul 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/30/97

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NoOption5L wrote:
>
> My favorites:

>
> >CHEVROLET-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering
>
> >Techniques

> >FORD-Fought Off Recall Demands

> >FORD LTD-Found on road dying, Left to die.

> >FORD-First On Rust Development
>
> Good one for my friends old winter beater. It was so rusted the rear
> bumper fell off when he hit a bump. And the trunk was so rusted out, when
> he drove it down a dirt road in the rain, mud used to fly up thru the
> speaker holes (speakers were removed) and stick to the inside of the rear
> window!
>
> >FORD-Fork Over Repair Dough
> >GEO-Good Engineering Overlooked

> >IROC – I reek of cologne

> >Lotus - Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

> >MOPAR - Mostly Old Parts And Rust.
> >OLDS-Old Ladies Driving Slowly

> >PINTO-Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

> >PONTIAC-Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities
> >PORSCHE-Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
> >SAAB-Sad Attempt At Beauty
>

> So true.

>
> >SAAB-Sorry Auto, Always Broken
> >SUBARU-Screwed up beyond all repair usually.
> >TRIUMPH-This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
>

> Funny stuff but nothing for Honda's? Someone give me one, so I can tease
> the wife!
>
> Patrick

HONDA- Hunk Of Nasty Dead Ass

Ronbo

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Jul 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/30/97

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FORD:

Fastest On Race Day

Roots away

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Aug 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/1/97

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>>>>>>>>>>
Funny stuff but nothing for Honda's? Someone give me one, so I can tease
the wife!

Patrick<<<<<<<<,

H ighly
O verrated
N on
D ependable
A uto

and i just made that up (pat pat pat)
Scott

NoOption5L

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Aug 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/3/97

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I like it!! Thanks Scott.

Patrick

LSparks709

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Aug 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/4/97

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>>Funny stuff but nothing for Honda's? Someone give me one, so I can
tease
>>the wife!

H= hurled
O= on
N= needs
D= daily
A=attention
Leonard
78 Camaro LT, 406TPI, 700r4,3.42 posi, 4wheel disc. 82 Skylark, 2.8 MPI, K&N filter, Z24 chip, coming soon: 4 wheel disc w/ABS. 73 Mustang (wifes car) 351C 2bbl, #'s match.
Who dies with the most toys, still dies, no prize.

John Monteiro

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Aug 12, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/12/97

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First
On
Race
Day

David A. Lyons

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Aug 14, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/14/97

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John Monteiro wrote:
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> First
> On
> Race
> Day
>

Now *there's* a good one! Where did you ever come upwith that? Pretty
darn clever of you I must say.

Damn, I wish I'd have though about that one.

--
David Lyons
mailto:lyo...@alf.dec.com
mailto:lyo...@mindspring.com
http://www.mindspring.com/~lyonsd

Morgan Bullard

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Sep 15, 1997, 3:00:00 AM9/15/97

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Ronbo wrote:
>
> FORD:
>
> Fastest On Race Day
Ford
First On Race Day

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Morgan Bullard
mbullard (at) cu-online (dot) com
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