There isn't any such thing. Just a bunch of people, moderately cranky, who,
knowing they are about to be bombarded with "how do I make a V6 go REAL
FAST" questions, are generally trying to just make you go away.
Don't feel bad, they do it all the time.
And if they won't, I'll be more than happy to recommend ways to go REAL
FAST, but alas, those methods usually require less weight, fewer cylinders,
wheels, less steel and more aluminum, titanium exhausts, and engineering
well beyond what the average, everyday card carrying SAE engineer is capable
of.
Bill S.
Excepted or accepted? ;-P
bill
64.5: 260, 3 sp, a/c, SVO cam, Performer, Holley 390, Pertronix, Hi-Po exhaust,
1.5" front & 1" rear drop, Jacobs wires, Torq D's
66: '93 5.0, C4, a/c, ps, Performer RPM, Holley 600, Pertronix, bench seat
Colt SP1,Sig P220, Moss. 590A1, Marlin 70P
Bill S.''
What kind of bike do you have anyway?
It's an old Bridgestone / Bannelli dirt bike with duct tape on the seat.
He just likes to talk tough...
--
"The frozen North will hatch a flightless bird, who will spread his
wings and dominate the Earth. He will cause an empire by the sea to
fall, to the astonishment and delight of all."
BOYCOTT Excessive Motorsports !!
http://www.geocities.com/fordracing68/xm.html
"I'm sorry, I'm afraid I subscribe to the theory of
intellectual osmosis. As such, I must now cease our
conversation and move away from you before my intelligence
begins to drop. Good day." the Gord http://www.actsofgord.com
A Honda.
Bill S.
Past owner of a GTR350
Boy, you never miss a beat, do you? Are you keeping track of the number of
posts in the other thread? Where do you rank now in the Trollympics, so far
as longest thread is concerned? (Speaking of flogging...)
> And if they won't, I'll be more than happy to recommend ways to go REAL
> FAST, but alas, those methods usually require less weight, fewer
cylinders,
> wheels, less steel and more aluminum, titanium exhausts, and engineering
> well beyond what the average, everyday card carrying SAE engineer is
capable
> of.
Damn. There's that broken record again.
dwight
So, how are those blizzards this time of year in the great white north
surrounding Philly?
BBWWAAHHHAAHHAAHHAAAA!!
Is that snowplow still working good on the front of the Stang?
BBWWWAAHHHAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAA!!
Bought a bike yet?
<insane snickering, followed by choked off giggles>
Oh thats right, that would require rewiring slow, can't fall down, drinking
coffee while commuting reflexes into something more in tune with REAL
performance, eh Dwight?
Giggles. Not surprised...
> Oh thats right, that would require rewiring slow, can't fall down,
drinking
> coffee while commuting reflexes into something more in tune with REAL
> performance, eh Dwight?
Oh, too bad I've got that spreading gut to contend with, or I'd get myself a
REAL vehicle. Like an 89 Chevy Caprice.
BBWWWAAHHHAAHHAAAHHHAAAHHHAAAA!!
dwight
My dad had one when I was a wee child. With duct tape on the seat ROFL.
Hey! Whats wrong with a Chevy Caprice? I figure its as good as the Mustang,
maybe better. Both domestic cages of questionable build quality.....
Cindy
'96 laser red AODE GTS
"dwight" <tfr...@netzero.net> wrote in message
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I don't think anyone in my family has ever been silly enough to think that
in a Colorado snowstorm a Mustang handles well.
But I have a retarded sister, Dwight would fit right in with her I suppose.
AND she lives in Ephrata. Can't drive either. Yep, I'd say Dwight and her
are right up each others alley.
Want me to set you up a date Dwight?
True, and it'll carry a lot more WEIGHT than a stinkin' bike.
dwight
Snow? In Colorado? That must be a rare sight! No wonder you two never
learned how to drive in it.
> But I have a retarded sister,
Is that what your parent told you? That it was your sister?
> Dwight would fit right in with her I suppose.
In with her? Or in her?
> AND she lives in Ephrata. Can't drive either. Yep, I'd say Dwight and her
> are right up each others alley.
I'd have to ask my wife's permission before I go up her alley.
> Want me to set you up a date Dwight?
Send pics first.
dwight
(Interesting that you'd make fun of your own sister. What's next? Mother
jokes, at the expense of your own?)
I can't tell you how much I resent that remark. It's a good thing I like
you.
dwight
Of course it'll carry more WEIGHT, thats what cages DO.
Nothing wrong with my mom. But my sister is retarded....took one of those
Olds Omega things once, installed speakers actually IN the seat, boom box
speakers in the back seat, then drove around annoying people while wearing
ear plugs so she wouldn't have to actually LISTEN to the crap music she was
playing.
Typical cager I'd guess, haven't been around her in a while now.
Nuttin' personal, Dwight. Was just thinking how boring RAMFM would be (for
me) without yours and Troy's, uh, disagreements. I like you, too, btw. :-)
Cindy
'96 laser red AODE GTS
"dwight" <tfr...@netzero.net> wrote in message
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Which is why, over the years, you've turned more and more to larger and
larger cages. Believe me, I understand.
dwight
Hadn't thought about it that way. But the bikes I've been buying are getting
smaller and smaller?
It all makes sense, actually... A retarded sister would explain things a
bit.
Mom and Dad busy with the sister who has special needs. Everything revolves
around Sister. Poor little Troy is left to fend for himself or to grab
whatever of his parents' attention is left over after Sister gets her
share... And all the while having to act "nice", as if you're grateful just
to be alive, while Sister gets all the attention for doing, basically,
nothing.
Yeah, I can see how having a retarded sister would be the reason you've
become a troll, an overly demanding troll, constantly seeking attention from
a bunch of internet strangers by doing the virtual version of driving around
the newsgroup blasting really annoying music just so people will look at
you, look at you, look at you...
Typical unexamined life.
dwight
Because you're able to handle less and less. Don't worry. It's natural.
dwight
Snow (and moisture of any kind) has been quite a rare sight for a while here
in drought-stricken Colorado, at least here on the Front Range. I actually
drove my Mustangs quite a bit this past winter.
Rob in Denver (formerly Rob in Colorado Springs)
'00 Jeep Grand Cherokee
'96 Mustang Cobra
'87 Mustang GT