Victory !!!!!
mrus...@epix.net
Victory !!!!!
I have accepted delivery of a new 1996 Chevrolet Berrata.
Red. 3.1 litre 6 cyl.
I am sorry I can't post as much Chrysler hate mail as I did in the past
because I will be enjoying my new car instead of sitting around waiting for a
part.
I will make guest appearances to this news group now and then however.
Neil
Thank GOD! You're gone! Maybe we can get to some real stuff instead of
listening to your bitching now.
--
Neil Emiro
1986 Shelby GLHS #053
1987 Shelby CSX #439
1987 Shelby z
1988 Dodge Omni America
Larry Davis
In article <NEWTNews.8363280...@epix.net>,
mrus...@epix.net spake, and verily, did say...
Don't put yourself to any trouble on our account. And please note: this
group is NOT rec.autos.iluvmychevy so no need to post anything along
those lines here.
jt4 .Feel free to e-mail me.
On Jul 02, 1996 10:17:26 in article <Victory !!!!!>, 'mrus...@epix.net'
wrote:
>Victory !!!!!
>
>
>I have accepted delivery of a new 1996 Chevrolet Berrata.
>
>Red. 3.1 litre 6 cyl.
Barretta's.
Chris Jardine
mrus...@epix.net wrote:
>Victory !!!!!
>I have accepted delivery of a new 1996 Chevrolet Berrata.
>Red. 3.1 litre 6 cyl.
>I am sorry I can't post as much Chrysler hate mail as I did in the past
>because I will be enjoying my new car instead of sitting around waiting for a
>part.
>I will make guest appearances to this news group now and then however.
Please spare us and leave!
Chris Jardine
cjar...@wctc.net
RBrown
mrus...@epix.net wrote:
>
> Victory !!!!!
>
> I have accepted delivery of a new 1996 Chevrolet Berrata.
>
> Red. 3.1 litre 6 cyl.
>
> I am sorry I can't post as much Chrysler hate mail as I did in the past
> because I will be enjoying my new car instead of sitting around waiting for a
> part.
>
> I will make guest appearances to this news group now and then however.
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Congratulations on the purchase of your new automobile.
I hope that it serves you well, with a minimum of trouble.
Should you wish to express how wonderful you Chevrolet is, please note that this
newsgroup is for Chrysler vehicles. Checking the newsgroup listings I do not see
a alt.auto.makers.chevrolet, but I do see a alt.auto.makers.saturn which is an
offshoot of General Motors, Chevrolet's parent.
Just remember, no matter which manufacturer's automobile you buy, from time to
time ANY vehicle is going to need repairs. Preventive maintenance does a lot to
head off any problems, but things do break or wear out occasionally. Try not
to get so upset. As inconvenient as these things are, these things happen. All
we can do is try to maintain our vehicles in the most appropriate manner and
continue our lives.
Regards,
Ray Brown
1984 Dodge W100 (no problems here)
1987 Dodge Caravan (or here)
The Silver Bullet
mrus...@epix.net wrote:
>
> Victory !!!!!
>
> I have accepted delivery of a new 1996 Chevrolet Berrata.
>
> Red. 3.1 litre 6 cyl.
>
> I am sorry I can't post as much Chrysler hate mail as I did in the past
> because I will be enjoying my new car instead of sitting around waiting for a
> part.
>
> I will make guest appearances to this news group now and then however.
Is that a threat, stay away PLEASE!!!!!
Drew Beck
Or we could always "haunt" the Chevy newsgroup for retaliation!! I have
some amazing horror stories about a bowtie pickup I bought new; the
service manager at the dealership drove it more often than I did for the
first year or so (when it was running, anyway).
Drew
Bob Meyer
mrus...@epix.net wrote:
>
> Victory !!!!!
>
> I have accepted delivery of a new 1996 Chevrolet Berrata.
>
> Red. 3.1 litre 6 cyl.
>
> I am sorry I can't post as much Chrysler hate mail as I did in the past
> because I will be enjoying my new car instead of sitting around waiting for a
> part.
>
> I will make guest appearances to this news group now and then however.
Have fun with your new Berretta!
Bob (my opinion)
NHTSA Complaint Reports for 1996 Chevrolet Berretta
(1996 Chevrolet Beretta)
(Reports 1 through 3 are listed)
1) Engine dies out while driving on the highway.
Mileage: 5,000
2) Vehicle pulls to the right, dealer said it is the road.
3) While driving, suddenly engine surged, lunged forward, wheels
spun,
accelerating out of control, hitting medium strip with front left
tire at
approx. 30mph.
Mileage: 3,000
Failure caused an accient: Yes
Injuries cause by failure: 1
Failure caused property damage: Yes
For 1995 Chev Berretta:
NHTSA Complaint Reports
(1995 Chevrolet Beretta)
25 27
(Reports 1 through 25 are listed)
Abs anti-lock brake lock up car was totaled no person was injury.
Mileage: 293,000
Failure caused an accient: Yes
Injuries cause by failure: 1
Drivers seat pops, slips and slides to the left when driving at
speed
causing loss of vehicle control. Repaired. Please describe details.
Mileage: 3,000
Purchase car new it pull to the right and tire blow out on the right
front
side found out the spindle was bent.
Mileage: 47,000
Car would not stop and when the car did stop the car was on fire and
the hood melted. Please describe.
Mileage: 3,000
Failure caused a fire: Yes
Every time the car turns a corner it makes a popping sound and then
it
jerks. Please describe.
Mileage: 85,000
Abs anti-lock brake failed and the windshield wiper are working slow
when on hi it like on low.
Mileage: 4,000
Abs anti-lock brake failed and the windshield wiper are working slow
when on hi it like on low.
Mileage: 4,000
When driving with the head light on at night the light go off when
trying
to back up the brake grind have abs anti-lock brake .
When driving with the head light on at night the light go off when
trying
to back up the brake grind have abs anti-lock brake .
Vehicle smashed into a pole straight on at about 40 mph and driver
side
air bag did not deoploy.
Mileage: 20,000
Failure caused an accient: Yes
Injuries cause by failure: 1
The transmission had to be replaced several times.
Mileage: 43,000
Consumer was in head on collision the driver side air bag did not
deploy.
Mileage: 18,000
Failure caused an accient: Yes
Fuel leak, fitting and line that sits on top of engine.
Mileage: 53,000
Ignition wiring failure, caused vehicle to stall/stop completely in
traffic.
Mileage: 46,000
Occurences: 1
Flywheel and ignition failure.
Mileage: 1,000
Occurences: 1
Renting vehicle wickstrom chevrolet roselle il; insufficient
clearing of
accelerator, brake pedal. Please describe details.
Abs brakes; brakes malfunctioned w/no response upon application.
Please describe detial.
While driving down street all the lights in the dash go out and the
auto
stops-which consumer feels is dangerous because it happens in
traffic.
Abs brakes failed, resulting in loss of control.
Mileage: 25,000
Occurences: 1
Failure caused loss of control: Yes
Anti-lock braking system developes cracks resulting in loss of rear
brake
shoes and pads.
Mileage: 25,000
No deployment of driver's air bag in accident, resulting in an
injury.
Mileage: 25,000
Occurences: 1
Failure caused an accient: Yes
Injuries cause by failure: 1
Accelerator stuck.
Mileage: 25,000
Occurences: 1
Abs brake is not working properly, when the driver is trying to stop
it
seems as if he has no brakes.
Door panel/frame recall repairs refused, dealer insists never heard
of
such recall (94v-176).
Mileage: 20,000
Occurences: 1
Driver's and passenger's side bucket seats move up/down and forth on
their own.
Mileage: 2,000
Occurences: 1
David Ta
mrus...@epix.net wrote:
:
: Victory !!!!!
:
: I have accepted delivery of a new 1996 Chevrolet Berrata.
:
: Red. 3.1 litre 6 cyl.
:
: I am sorry I can't post as much Chrysler hate mail as I did in the past
: because I will be enjoying my new car instead of sitting around waiting
for a
: part.
:
: I will make guest appearances to this news group now and then however.
I kinda wished you've bought a Ford Mustang, Mazda Miata or a Honda, so
that I can *see you again* with your hate posting(s) on these newsgroups
:-). Currently, there is no such "r.a.m.GM" for you to vent your future
agony - if and when you have them...
As previous postings on this same thread already mentioned, please do not
assume this newsgroup as such r.a.m.GM for your ventilation.
Good luck on your new vehicle, anyway!
-Dave
Andrew C. Hornback
In article <NEWTNews.8363280...@epix.net>,
mrus...@epix.net wrote:
>Victory !!!!!
Huh?
>I have accepted delivery of a new 1996 Chevrolet Berrata.
>Red. 3.1 litre 6 cyl.
What?!? No German car?!? I'm surprised...
Maybe we should warn rec.autos.makers.chevy (gm?) that you're on your
way to complain about your new car to high heaven and expect them to put up
with you... nah... they should be used to that kind of thing by now.
>I am sorry I can't post as much Chrysler hate mail as I did in the past
>because I will be enjoying my new car instead of sitting around waiting for a
>part.
Oh, woe is me. I am truly saddened to hear that...
Quick, someone gimme a big screwdriver, I need to pry my tongue out of
my cheek...
>I will make guest appearances to this news group now and then however.
Aww... you're too good to us...
Don't write when you get work...
--- Andy --- horn...@fiber.net ------------------------------------------
The Blue Max - 1988 Shadow Project: Blackbird - 1971 RoadRunner
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"Hey, nice car. It'd look even better in my rear view mirror" - ACH/96
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Whatbrake
>
>Victory !!!!!
>
>
>I have accepted delivery of a new 1996 Chevrolet Berrata.
>
>Red. 3.1 litre 6 cyl.
GREAT!! Now go to a Chevy board somewhere and tell them how much you hate
this car.
>
>
>I am sorry I can't post as much Chrysler hate mail as I did in the past
>because I will be enjoying my new car instead of sitting around waiting
for a
>
>part.
No Need to apologize....just leave.
>
>
>
>I will make guest appearances to this news group now and then however.
>
Damn!! i knew it was too good to be true.:-(
Gene
Mark Koskenmaki
In article <NEWTNews.8363280...@epix.net>,
mrus...@epix.net wrote:
>I have accepted delivery of a new 1996 Chevrolet Berrata.
>
>Red. 3.1 litre 6 cyl.
>
>
>I am sorry I can't post as much Chrysler hate mail as I did in the past
>because I will be enjoying my new car instead of sitting around waiting for a
>part.
>
Well, let's hope so.
Just for interest's sake, let me let you in on a few secrets about your car.
hmmm. SHould you need the alternator replaced, the car must be hoisted up
and the engine lowered out of the car. Replaceing the spark plugs may
involve a hoist and removal of a motor mount.
And, good luck on the transmission, if you got the auto. After your warranty
has expired for about 90 days, it's likely to allow you to become aquainted
with a nice tow-truck operator... That's ok, I'm sure the driving experience
of General Motor's most similar car to the Shadow will be superb, and lead you
to forget all about it's mechanical design flaws.
I'm in control, I'm The Wagonmaster!
If you are into conservative politics
autocross-SOLO II- or Excalibur BBS
then I'm your man!
E-mail wgma...@bmi.net