Contacting Andre Jute
Andre Jute
fiultra1 AT yahoo DOT com. That's just a spamtrap. My real e-mail
address is the same without the digit 1. -- Andre Jute
Johnny Twelve-Point presented by JFT
Perhaps this can be added to the FAQ?
pf...@aol.com
wrote:
> On Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:13:41 -0700 (PDT), Andre Jute
>
Also how he checks on his so-called Killfiles.
Peter Wieck
Melrose Park, PA
andre...@aol.com
Well, this is info is not just for any worthless scum. It is for those
w/ higher levels of sophistication who wish to acquire an
hermaphrodite bike and want to talk to the expert about it.
andre...@aol.com
> >While clearing out spamtraps, I notice that some people write to me at
> >fiultra1 AT yahoo DOT com. That's just a spamtrap. My real e-mail
> >address is the same without the digit 1. -- Andre Jute
>
> Perhaps this can be added to the FAQ?
:-)
jim beam
> While clearing out spamtraps, I notice that some people write to me at
> fiultra1 AT yahoo DOT com. That's just a spamtrap. My real e-mail
> address is the same without the digit 1. -- Andre Jute
wtf would want to contact a ridiculous 60-something narcissist impostor
anyway? ridiculous.
Fu Knee
Hi RATs!
Um, us other 60+ posers :)
Happy Ears!
Al
Andre Jute
LOL. Does that poor alcoholic, "jimbo beam", think he's Dorian Gray? I
also wonder if English is his mother tongue. I would have thought that
it would be out of character for a narcissist to pretend to be someone
else. Or maybe "jimbo" just isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
This is one of the most amusing threads for a long time, not because
the contributors are funny (besides your post, dear Al, I haven't read
any as all the rest of the posters are in my killfile). But I bet with
the guys in my poker school (all psych pros -- you'd think that by now
they woulda leaned that there's only one boss motivational
psychologist and he's me) that "a neutral, service-type post will
elicit at least half a dozen hostile responses from the RBT and RAT
scum". There's a new guy in the school, who wouldn't believe I win
about 19 out 20 similar bets, and he bet a grand, so I won 1400 Euro
(a good deal over two grand US -- very likely more than earned by any
of these clowns in my online motivational lab). With other bets I've
won on what I can make them do and say, I've now covered the price of
my very pleasing new bike. Thanks, scumballs. Next the scum in my
killfile, including some not yet announced, will be paying for
refurbishing another of my bikes with the most expensive parts I can
find, or maybe for a restored classic bike as I fancy something a bit
older. I'd look good on a Hetchins
http://www.hetchins.org/100.htm
or an Alex Singer
http://chiccyclist.blogspot.com/2009/01/1947-alex-singer-city-bike.html
or a Rene Herse
http://www.reneherse.com/
Nobody is beyond rehabilitation to social utility (well, it must be
socially useful to put money in my pocket as I am certain to spend it
and those guys might just hoard it) when a lateral thinker is on the
job. Heh-heh.
My latest bike is a modernized recreation of a 1935 bike.
http://www.audio-talk.co.uk/fiultra/Andre%20Jute's%20Utopia%20Kranich.pdf
It's not much different from recreating an interwar SE 300B amp with
modern components and knowledge. High tension and the roads are about
equally lethal to the witless and the careless, but equally rewarding
once mastered. This must be the best of all times and all places to be
alive!
Andre Jute
Charisma is the art of infuriating the undeserving by merely existing
elegantly
Visit Jute on Bicycles at
http://www.audio-talk.co.uk/fiultra/BICYCLE%20%26%20CYCLING.html
Visit Jute on Amps at
http://www.audio-talk.co.uk/fiultra/
"wonderfully well written and reasoned information for the tube audio
constructor"
John Broskie TubeCAD & GlassWare
"an unbelievably comprehensive web site containing vital gems of
wisdom"
Stuart Perry Hi-Fi News & Record Review
Frank Krygowski
wrote:
>
> Hmmm... I think you might have misread our sarcastic affection for
> you. We've no plans to help you financially with a bike purchase.
> However, I think we'd all contribute to a fund to get you some help
> from a shrink.
Not me. I know a hopeless case when I see one.
- Frank Krygowski
jim beam
how do you figure that, barbara? the only book of yours i ever bought
was used, and you weren't the seller. i'm sure as fuck not sending you
a check in the mail.
or maybe for a restored classic bike as I fancy something a bit
> older. I'd look good on a Hetchins
> http://www.hetchins.org/100.htm
> or an Alex Singer
> http://chiccyclist.blogspot.com/2009/01/1947-alex-singer-city-bike.html
> or a Rene Herse
> http://www.reneherse.com/
>
> Nobody is beyond rehabilitation to social utility (well, it must be
> socially useful to put money in my pocket as I am certain to spend it
> and those guys might just hoard it) when a lateral thinker is on the
> job. Heh-heh.
>
> My latest bike is a modernized recreation of a 1935 bike.
> http://www.audio-talk.co.uk/fiultra/Andre%20Jute's%20Utopia%20Kranich.pdf
> It's not much different from recreating an interwar SE 300B amp with
> modern components and knowledge. High tension and the roads are about
> equally lethal to the witless and the careless, but equally rewarding
> once mastered. This must be the best of all times and all places to be
> alive!
>
ridiculous impostor idiot..
Gray
wrote:
> On Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:09:39 -0700 (PDT), Andre Jute
> <fiult...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >my very pleasing new bike. Thanks, scumballs. Next the scum in my
> >killfile, including some not yet announced, will be paying for
> >refurbishing another of my bikes with the most expensive parts I can
> >find, or maybe for a restored classic bike as I fancy something a bit
> >older. I'd look good on a Hetchins
>
> you. We've no plans to help you financially with a bike purchase.
Dear Mr Me!,
You've missed the point. You have already earned the price of his
fancy bicycle for Mr Jute. That information is veiled by his
parenthetical jokes about how you jump when he pulls your chain.
Mr Jute writes:
'I bet with the guys in my poker school that "a neutral, service-type
post will elicit at least half a dozen hostile responses from the RBT
and RAT scum". [snip] I won 1400 Euro [snip] With other bets I've won
on what I can make them do and say, I've now covered the price of my
very pleasing new bike. Thanks, scumballs.'
He even thanks you for your co-operation. You can take consolation
from the fact that you aren't the first 'internet rat' The Boss has
put on the treadmill in his 'virtual motivational laboratory'.
Yours sincerely,
Gray Glasser
Gray
> On 09/17/2009 04:09 PM, barbara cartland, the ridiculous impostor bleated:
Dear Mr 'beam',
Mr Jute isn't an impostor. He's a clever psychologist who bets money
that he can predict which way you will jump when he pulls your chain.
You have already won the price of his fancy bicycle for Mr Jute. He
tells you so:
Mr Jute writes:
'I bet with the guys in my poker school that "a neutral, service-type
post will elicit at least half a dozen hostile responses from the RBT
and RAT scum". [snip] I won 1400 Euro [snip] With other bets I've won
on what I can make them do and say, I've now covered the price of my
very pleasing new bike. Thanks, scumballs.'
He adds that the winnings on his next bets will buy him another bike.
He politely thanks you for your co-operation. As I told the other
poster, you can take consolation from the fact that you aren't the
first 'internet rat' The Boss put on the treadmill in his 'virtual
motivational laboratory'.
If you had a sense of humor, you would see how funny it is for Mr Jute
to earn some pin money out of your hostility.
Yours sincerely,
Gray Glasser
Clive George
news:4417d5e1-aed8-4df6...@h14g2000pri.googlegroups.com...
>Mr Jute isn't an impostor. He's a clever psychologist who bets money
>that he can predict which way you will jump when he pulls your chain.
>You have already won the price of his fancy bicycle for Mr Jute. He
>tells you so:
Question is, a) who would be stupid enough to place such a bet, and b) why
have you started talking about yourself in the third person again?
Investigating those 6 bottles of wine again?
andre...@aol.com
I am actually happy that Mr. Jute can profit by betting on things that
transpire here. Unfortunately for him it is a fantasy that people will
enter this wages with him. However, if he enjoys fantasying, great. I
am actually in debt w/ jute for the many hours of free entertainment
that he provides. So, if he can profit from my responses here, I'll
drink to that.
Ozark Bicycle
acolytes on RBT, a drunken Andre Jute reaches into the hamper and
pulls out "Gray Glasser", his very own sockpuppet and internet suckup:
How sad.............
Andre Jute
I don't think these clowns have the brains to understand, Gray, even
after you explain in words of one syllable. I merely need to be able
to say they volunteered to be rats in my online motivational lab,
which they did by stalking me, and that I explained what would happen
to them, which I did above. If they're too thick to understand, that's
not my problem. This scum doesn't even have the brains to see that
they can stop embarrassing themselves by simply shutting up and going
away, because then i won't be able to say the weakness of their
characters makes them do whatever I forecast they will do when I pull
their chains.
Andre Jute
Relentless rigour -- Gaius Germanicus Caesar
Andre Jute
This poor quarterwit "jim beam" is so driven by the nastiness inherent
in his genes that, even if he wanted to, even if his life depended on
it, he could never stop being bullying slime; he'd rather be a rat in
my lab, have me earn the price of my plutocratic bike from turning him
into a puppet on a chain, and then another bike, than give up the
satisfaction of his mistaken belief that I care what he says. That's
why I get away with telling scum like "jim beam" and the rest of that
worthless gang in advance how I will use their self-destructive
behaviour to jerk their chains -- and still they carry on with the
same behaviour! Of course, they cannot change what they are. They were
born scum, so they behave like scum. Their fathers in most instances
were scum before them. The gene tells the whole story.
Earning a buck out of putting down scum is in my genes, and my
Calvinist upbringing. Waste not, want not.
Your shabbas goy,
Andre Jute
Master of character
Kerry Montgomery
"Still Just Me!" <noEmai...@stillnodomainey.com> wrote in message
news:ui08b5hdd5i129ao2...@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 18 Sep 2009 13:39:19 -0700 (PDT), Andre Jute
> <fiul...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>I don't think these clowns have the brains to understand, Gray, even
>>after you explain in words of one syllable. I merely need to be able
>>to say they volunteered to be rats in my online motivational lab,
>>which they did by stalking me, and that I explained what would happen
>>to them, which I did above. If they're too thick to understand, that's
>>not my problem. This scum doesn't even have the brains to see that
>>they can stop embarrassing themselves by simply shutting up and going
>>away, because then i won't be able to say the weakness of their
>>characters makes them do whatever I forecast they will do when I pull
>>their chains.
>>
>>Andre Jute
>
>
Still Just Me!,
Good thought, unauthentic capitalization, though :-)
Kerry
jim beam
and right on cue. what a ridiculous impostor sack of shit. that
behavior at his age - the mind simply boggles.
jim beam
^^^^??? fuck you barbara.
Ralph Barone
"Clive George" <cl...@xxxx-x.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
Sybil (aka Andre/Andrew/Gray) has fallen off his meds again.
datakoll
Tom Sherman °_°
>
> http://www.dirkphotoz.com/images/places/placesswitzerland/switzerlandimages/switzimagesp1/3400.057.3alpenhorn.jpg
>
Brilliant!
--
Tom Sherman - 42.435731,-83.985007
rhe...@sbcglobal.net
> While clearing out spamtraps, I notice that some people write to me at
> fiultra1 AT yahoo DOT com. That's just a spamtrap. My real e-mail
> address is the same without the digit 1. -- Andre Jute
Andre;
It's been more than 10 years since I posted on this forum. I
suffered through the epic battle between you and Mike LaFevre, then
got disgusted and left I have to say that coming here and finding you
still up to your old tricks is the biggest surprise of the year. Get
a life and move on.
By the way, look in the November issue of Make Magazine for an
article I wrote on converting vintage speakers to Constant Directivity
waveguide tweeters.
Cheers!
Ross - formerly rhe...@aol.com
jim beam
there's a fourth one missing from that list - can't recall the name off
the top of my head, but about a year ago, he trotted out some other
ridiculous impostor as well. apart from his other problems, it seems
our andre isn't too smart
Andrew Price
wrote:
>> Question is, a) who would be stupid enough to place such a bet, and b) why
>> have you started talking about yourself in the third person again?
>> Investigating those 6 bottles of wine again?
>
>Sybil (aka Andre/Andrew/Gray) has fallen off his meds again.
As the psychiatrist in Fawlty Towers said, � propos Basil Fawlty,
"there's enough material here for an entire case conference"...
pf...@aol.com
> Gray Glasser
> Professional Sock-Puppet & Alter Ego
The means by which AJ answers his many killfiled friends and
acquaintances.
Peter Wieck
Melrose Park, PA
Michael Press
<9c74fb47-e2c1-4838...@h40g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
Gray <glas...@yahoo.com> wrote:
The whole time Andrew's lips did not move once.
--
Michael Press
Ozark Bicycle
> In article
> <9c74fb47-e2c1-4838-aad9-745af5391...@h40g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
>
>
But can Andre down a pint of stout whilst Gray Glasser drones on?
;-)
Andre Jute
> http://www.dirkphotoz.com/images/places/placesswitzerland/switzerland...
Thanks for the interesting photograph, Data. But I did the alpenhorn
about 35 years ago (Adelaide Festival of Arts, c1974) and I don't
generally repeat party tricks.
Andre Jute
Not everything in materials is dreamt of in Timoshenko
Andre Jute
> On Sep 15, 10:13 pm, Andre Jute <fiult...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > While clearing out spamtraps, I notice that some people write to me at
> > fiultra1 AT yahoo DOT com. That's just a spamtrap. My real e-mail
> > address is the same without the digit 1. -- Andre Jute
>
> Andre;
> It's been more than 10 years since I posted on this forum. I
> suffered through the epic battle between you and Mike LaFevre, then
> got disgusted and left I have to say that coming here and finding you
> still up to your old tricks is the biggest surprise of the year. Get
> a life and move on.
I know what you're talking about but I have nothing to do with it.
Some slow learners (they include several leftovers from the Magnequest
Scum) on a bicycle conference mistook me for a victim, but I don't
even read their posts. I just take bets on how many posts they will
send. If my old roomie Gray Glasser didn't feel a compulsion of
nobless oblige to explain to them, I doubt they'd even know I'm
putting them down while putting some nice change in my pocket.
What I've moved on to is bicycles. See Jute on Bicycles at
http://www.audio-talk.co.uk/fiultra/BICYCLE%20%26%20CYCLING.html
> By the way, look in the November issue of Make Magazine for an
> article I wrote on converting vintage speakers to Constant Directivity
> waveguide tweeters.
Glad to see you're keeping the faith. Coupla years since I actually
built an amp -- the last was a direct drive tube amp for my Stax
electrostatic earphones, which I'm listening to right now (thanks
again to all the RATs who helped me design this super little amp).
> Cheers!
> Ross - formerly rhe...@aol.com
Andre Jute
someone
Before six bottles of wine it is his 'play master' or right hand man.
Obviously the term is bastardised to fit his stupor.
someone
>
> Glad to see you're keeping the faith. Coupla years since I actually
> built an amp -- the last was a direct drive tube amp for my Stax
> electrostatic earphones, which I'm listening to right now (thanks
> again to all the RATs who helped me design this super little amp).
Home built electroconvulsive therapy equipment. Are you sure the
probes should be placed there?
jim beam
trev, for once, you got something dead right.
pf...@aol.com
> and I don't
> generally repeat party tricks.
Why not? Most dogs do so - many not even requiring a treat. And if
there is one certainty in this world it is that any random dog is both
better and smarter than you are. That you are, in your case - cursed -
with self-awareness does not necessarily convey either peace or
contentment. Were either of those last in within your grasp the last
things you would need are imaginary friends.
Ozark Bicycle
[...]
>
> I know what you're talking about but I have nothing to do with it.
> Some slow learners (they include several leftovers from the Magnequest
> Scum) on a bicycle conference mistook me for a victim, but I don't
> even read their posts. I just take bets on how many posts they will
> send.
Seems to me that Jute is betting that people can't stop responding to
him and/or posting about him.
I think he's wrong. I shall cease and desist after this. Anyone care
to join me?
I think that absent any further attention, Jute will go away - just
like Tinkerbell when no one believed in her anymore.
jim beam
potm.
Gray
'I bet with the guys in my poker school that "a neutral, service-
type
post will elicit at least half a dozen hostile responses from the RBT
and RAT scum". [snip] I won 1400 Euro [snip] With other bets I've won
on what I can make them do and say, I've now covered the price of my
very pleasing new bike. Thanks, scumballs.'
Enquiring minds want to know. Did you offer the players in your poker
school a chance to go double or quits?
Yours sincerely,
Gray
Andre Jute
Of course I did. I called to say that after I told the scum how their
misbehaviour was paying for my bike, the bet was now double or quits
"that the scum will not have the willpower to resist, as proven by
them sending at least two dozen messages in this thread". They did,
about five minutes after the last bet was in. The guy who bet a grand
is in shock that people could be so irrational; he didn't take the
double or quits offer. Everyone else did. My winnings on this thread
alone are now over 2000 Euro, over USD3000. With my other winnings on
my skill in predicting what the RBT trailer park trash will do and
say, I've now paid for my latest bike, and I'm contemplating buying
another, perhaps fully goldleafed, with arabesque coachlines in paint.
Andre Jute
Master motivator
pf...@aol.com
> Andre Jute
> Master Debater
Now there is a surprise!
bigwig
wrote:
> On Sun, 20 Sep 2009 09:36:40 -0700 (PDT), Andre Jute
> fucking moron".- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
Andre, you are a fucking twat. Who gives a flying fuck what your email
address is. Maybe now that people know, your inbox will be full of
shit. Hopefuly the same shit you spout. Wanker.
Andre Jute
> Andre, you are a fucking twat. Who gives a flying fuck what your email
> address is.
Quite. That's the point, that it is a neutral, nothing message, but
the scum has sent 50 hysterical replies. It proves that I pull their
chain any time I decide to -- and they jump. It makes the double point
that I don't even have to read what they say to control them, just
have someone count the number of their posts. How would you like to be
put down quite that casually, with a backhand flick of my flyswat?
I have over two thousand Euro I won from other psych pros who didn't
believe I could so accurately predict how the scum would react. Do you
earn that much for ten minutes of work (and a lifetime of expertise,
of course, heh-heh)? Do you even earn that much in a week or a month?
> Maybe now that people know, your inbox will be full of
> shit. Hopefuly the same shit you spout. Wanker.
Thanks but there will be no spam; read how i made the announcement and
marvel. You're quite as hysterical as the RBT scum. I don't even know
who you are, but I can't be bothered to scroll the window to find out.
Nice of you to write in, feller, and give me another opportunity to
reiterate my point. Do come again any time you feel the masochistic
desire to be patronized.
Andre Jute
Charisma is the art of infuriating the undeserving by merely existing
elegantly
Michael Press
<21c80dbe-a3b4-45f8...@31g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>,
Ozark Bicycle <bicycle...@ozarkbicycleservice.com> wrote:
[...]
>
> But can Andre down a pint of stout whilst Gray Glasser drones on?
>
> ;-)
I wish you would not modify my writing and attribute it to me.
In article <rubrum-C19E2F....@news.albasani.net>,
Michael Press <rub...@pacbell.net> wrote:
> The whole time Andrew's lips did not move once.
--
Michael Press
Michael Press
Still Just Me! <noEmai...@stillnodomainey.com> wrote:
> I get it. He's trying to become the new Ed Dolan - Every post an
> obvious troll with such ridiculous nonsense in it that it's sure to
> draw a response. In retrospect, he's probably been doing that all
> along. It would account for his non-sensical ramblings.
>
> Too bad he isn't as funny as Saint Ed.
ED is not worth reading.
--
Michael Press
pf...@aol.com
> > Andre, you are a fucking twat. Who gives a flying fuck what your email
> > address is.
No one of course. Just as there is not an individual on the face of
the earth that would bet Andre anything on anything.
someone
wrote:
> obvious troll with such ridiculous nonsense in it that it's sure to
> draw a response. In retrospect, he's probably been doing that all
> along. It would account for his non-sensical ramblings.
>
> Too bad he isn't as funny as Saint Ed.
At least six months ago he showed liking for Ed's style. It does does
not fit with the Fruit's abrasive personality.
jim beam
here, let me unravel the bullshit for you barbara:
fiu...@yahoo.com
glas...@yahoo.com
"wanker" indeed.
Michael Press
Still Just Me! <noEmai...@stillnodomainey.com> wrote:
> You only say that because you made the mistake of taking him
> seriously.
I say it because he will not engage in a conversation.
--
Michael Press
Robert Lorenzini
On Fri, 18 Sep 2009 09:14:40 -0700 (PDT), Gray <glas...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> Mr Jute isn't an impostor. He's a clever psychologist who bets money
Don't look now but Andre is posting from your computer. Check the headers.
Bob
thirty-six
It does also fit the poorly vented pronunciation.