Krooger the Web designer ;-)
George M. Middius
John Atkinson said to WebMasterBorg:
> > How many people can't access
> > http://www.pcavtech.com/soundcards/LynxTWO/index.htm
>
> I have no idea. But it does appear the link works. Thank you for reinstating the
> page, Mr. Krueger, as I predicted you would, and thank you for correcting the
> 96kHz jitter graph, again as I predicted you would. Comparing the current page
> with that I had downloaded a while back, the 96k J-Test graph now shows a
> diagnostic tone at 24kHz, not 11.025kHz as it had done originally. :-)
Arnii has an eye for design, doesn't he? You can tell he thinks long
and hard about how to make his site attractive and useful to people.
Here's a stellar example of Mr. Shit's polished design and QA skills:
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"You can hear what LynxTWO sounds like by clicking here to link to
http://www.pcabx.com/product/lynxtwo/index.htm"
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I wonder how long it will take Krooger to fix that link......
The page in question has more than 20 screen captures, lined up one
after the other. Maybe 30; I got tired of counting. Krooger's clever
design dispenses with needless distractions like navigation,
explanations, or analysis. It does have a few insightful assertions
that are apparently so obvious to Krooger that nobody else should need
any explanation. Here's one:
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The digital portion of this card is "bit perfect". It is even capable
of passing AC-3 and DTS signals without alterations.
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No reference is given for the author of the telling phrase "bit
perfect". Perhaps Arnii was talking to "God" when he heard it. ;-)
One assumes that the pictures that are missing from the top of the
page are meaningless, although perhaps the associated hyperlinks are
not. Click a link and take a merry ride through Kroogerland! ;-)
"Navigation" that is as much of a guess as asking the ticket clerk for
a ticket to anywhere makes for a "scientific" journey. ;-)
A final comment: Although this page is hideous and utterly amateurish
in concept, design, and execution (like the rest of the site), is it
right for Krooger to attempt to blame it all on David Carlstrom? I'm
referring to the "credits" that follow the silent parade of graphs.
Krooger does accept the responsibility for the complete lack of
meaningful information, though, by admitting he is the one who
designed "tests" and "reports" that are unexplained.
And a question, not for Krooger, but for anybody who has more insight
into fancy sound cards than I have: Does Krooger imagine he will get
some recognition from Lynx Studio by showering their products with
faint praise?
Arny Krueger
news:s0vavvo0jfd6lgjk1...@4ax.com
>
> And a question, not for Krooger, but for anybody who has more insight
> into fancy sound cards than I have: Does Krooger imagine he will get
> some recognition from Lynx Studio by showering their products with
> faint praise?
Testimonial to the well-known Middius stupidity:
http://www.lynxstudio.com/news.html
February 2002 LynxTWO PC AV Tech Online Review
Sockpuppet Yustabe
>
>
> No reference is given for the author of the telling phrase "bit
> perfect". Perhaps Arnii was talking to "God" when he heard it. ;-)
>
>
Arny is not the least bit perfect!
And he was not at all not happy when God told him so.
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