Donny Dumpster is still better than you at throwing tantrums.
In fact, Orange Jeezus has elevated the art of self-pity to such
an unprecedented level that MAGA-turds in the hinterlands have
taken to parroting Dumpy's "poor, pitiful me" whining. Some of
them, in fact, are so benighted that they accept his absurd
claims of "total immunity". Check this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud3btbISggA
Skip to 2:30 for the good part.