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It's that time of the year again.... (woof! yapyapyap!)
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George M. Middius
Dec 18, 2012, 4:47:26 PM12/18/12
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On the first day of Xmas, Scottie went out in his backyard and buried...
His beloved Chargers cap with spangles and beads.
On the second day of Xmas, Scottie went out in his backyard and buried...
Two broken toasters he got as wedding gifts.
On the third day of Xmas, Scottie went out in his backyard and buried...
Three boxes of stuff he took home from Qualcomm after he bailed.
On the fourth day of Xmas, Scottie went out in his backyard and buried...
Four pristine grammar books from junior high school.
On the fifth day of Xmas, Scottie went out in his backyard and buried...
Five miniature SLKs that he bashed into pieces last year.
On the sixth day of Xmas, Scottie went out in his backyard and buried...
Six pictures of Michele Obama on which he ... um ... you know.
On the seventh day of Xmas, Scottie went out in his backyard and buried...
Seven pounds of nasty, leathery tri-tip beef.
On the eighth day of Xmas, Scottie went out in his backyard and buried...
Eight spools of discount solder he bought cos Krooger told him to.
On the ninth day of Xmas, Scottie went out in his backyard and buried...
Nine DVDs he loaded up with Angry White Male rants from youtube
On the tenth day of Xmas, Scottie went out in his backyard and buried...
147 issues of Stereophile he bought at a yard sale, then tore into
bits.
On the eleventh day of Xmas, Scottie went out in his backyard and buried...
Every CD he could find within 10 miles that features a Mexican singer.
On the twelfth day of Xmas, Scottie went out in his backyard and buried...
Twelve old turntables that buzzed like hornets and honked like
geese.
Shhhh! I'm listening to reason!
Dec 29, 2012, 6:38:14 PM12/29/12
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George M. Middius
Dec 31, 2012, 1:26:17 PM12/31/12
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Shhhh! wrote:
> > Scottiedog's Twelve Days of Xmas
> > On the twelfth day of Xmas, Scottie went out in his backyard and buried...
On the first day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
A lifetime sub to 'Murrican Rifleman magazeen.
On the second day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
Ironclad leash laws for all fifty states.
On the third day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
His grandpappy's stereo with tubes and coils all covered in dust.
On the fourth day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
A lifetime of victories in the "audio fraud" stakes.
On the fifth day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
A cirrhosis-proof liver and smoke-resistant lungs.
On the sixth day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
A lifetime supply of Havanas and single-malt scotch.
On the seventh day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
A weeklong ski pass to Mt. Kilimanjaro.
On the eighth day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
His own private fighter jet with aft-mounted Howitzers.
On the ninth day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
A truckoad of sod for his locust-ravaged lawn.
On the tenth day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
A thirty-year hex on the San Diego Chargers.
On the eleventh day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
A Terrierwood baton with lacquer and spangles.
On the twelfth day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
To rid the world of "Jingle Bells by Barking Dogs" forever and ever.
> > Scottiedog's Twelve Days of Xmas
> > On the twelfth day of Xmas, Scottie went out in his backyard and buried...
> > His beloved Chargers cap with spangles and beads.
> > Two broken toasters he got as wedding gifts.
> > Three boxes of stuff he took home from Qualcomm after he bailed.
> > Four pristine grammar books from junior high school.
> > Five miniature SLKs that he bashed into pieces last year.
> > Six pictures of Michele Obama on which he ... um ... you know.
> > Seven pounds of nasty, leathery tri-tip beef.
> > Eight spools of discount solder he bought cos Krooger told him to.
> > Nine DVDs he loaded up with Angry White Male rants from youtube
> > 147 issues of Stereophile he bought at a yard sale, then tore into bits.
> > Every CD he could find within 10 miles that features a Mexican singer.
> > Twelve old turntables that buzzed like hornets and honked like geese.
> I got more presents than you did becos more people love me. LoL.
Ooooh, now you've dunnit....
> I got more presents than you did becos more people love me. LoL.
On the first day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
A lifetime sub to 'Murrican Rifleman magazeen.
On the second day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
Ironclad leash laws for all fifty states.
On the third day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
His grandpappy's stereo with tubes and coils all covered in dust.
On the fourth day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
A lifetime of victories in the "audio fraud" stakes.
On the fifth day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
A cirrhosis-proof liver and smoke-resistant lungs.
On the sixth day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
A lifetime supply of Havanas and single-malt scotch.
On the seventh day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
A weeklong ski pass to Mt. Kilimanjaro.
On the eighth day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
His own private fighter jet with aft-mounted Howitzers.
On the ninth day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
A truckoad of sod for his locust-ravaged lawn.
On the tenth day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
A thirty-year hex on the San Diego Chargers.
On the eleventh day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
A Terrierwood baton with lacquer and spangles.
On the twelfth day of Xmas, Shushie asked of Santa...
To rid the world of "Jingle Bells by Barking Dogs" forever and ever.
Shhhh! I'm listening to reason!
Jan 10, 2013, 10:04:03 PM1/10/13
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