On 1/7/2017 6:07 AM, Obveeus wrote:
>
> On the first Friday in a long time with a full slate of watchable TV I
> watched:
>
> GRIMM:
Saved for later.
>
> EMERALD CITY: The two hour series premiere of this WIZARD OF OZ tale.
> We have Dorothy, from Kansas, but in this version she has the mark of a
> witch on her hand. We have Toto the police dog (with Toto meaning 'dog'
> in the local language.
That was just stupid.
I thought I read in the original press release that Dorothy was going to
be a cop and Toto was going to be her police dog. Looks like they
retooled it to make her a nurse but kept the police dog.
The locals are not 'munchkins', but rather some
> tribe with a name that sounds like that...and yes, this is where it
> becomes clear that every little thing from the original will be
> reexplained in a more logical/'realistic' manner (rather than
> fantastical) than the original and that also means that I will miss a
> lot of the references since I am no repeat viewer/fan of the original.
I *am* a repeat viewer/fan of the original and I *hated* that!
> We even get an explanation for why the yellow brick road is yellow
> because these are the burning questions, I guess.
I must have tuned out and missed the explanation.
We meet the
> Scarecrow, but this time his lack of a brain is amnesia.
And no straw. :-/
We meet the
> Tin Man and my instant first reaction is: wow, they are showing a
> topless teen girl on TV...seriously, was this supposed to be a plot
> twist that everyone couldn't see coming a mile away?
Actually, not once did it ever cross my mind that was a girl. Even at
the end, I thought they swapped actors. I was waiting for Mombi to
release a protection spell which would encase him/her in tin. Either
than or the medicine was preventing the tin from covering his/her body.
The need for
> oiling become clear later. We meet the Lion, I think, but this time he
> just seems 'heartless'...but no more so than that of his coworker(s)
> planning to kill him.
You sure that was the lion? The lion isn't heartless, that's the
tinman. The lion is supposed to be cowardly. I was actually wondering
where he was at. When Tip's friend howled at the end I thought along
with Tip being turned into tin, Mombi would turn him into a lion. I saw
a preview at the end for upcoming episodes and there was clearly someone
who had a lion's head but but I couldn't tell if it was a new character
or someone we already met.
We even meet the Wizard (Vincent D'Onofrio doing
> his DAREDEVIL character again here).
Yes, he was! And that was one of the few things I liked.
There is some side plot about
> pregnant nuns and about no magic use laws and prison being an eternal
> mud pit. Along the way we get some head shots and some back stabbing
> and drug hallucinations and one of our main characters bashes in an old
> lady's skull repeatedly for 'fun' so we know that this version of the
> story is 'dark'. The biggest plus for the premiere is that you can
> clearly see that this world is complex and well represented with
> fantastic visuals. The biggest down side for the premiere is that it
> plods along in a rather boring manner.
snip.
It sure does. But I'm a sucker for Oz so I'll stick with it. I wasn't
paying much attention to the first 15 or so minutes so I'm rewatching it
now. I am noticing a few detailed I missed last night like a scarecrow
beneath a rainbow back at Kansas and the town is called "Lucas."
>
> What did you watch?
Listening (netflix rental) - Horrible low budget movie about a pair of
college friends who invent a machine that can let one person listen to
the thoughts of another. The CIA takes an interest in the machine since
it can also potentially put thoughts into someone's head. For no good
reason they made the CIA guy a mustache twirling villain and when it
came to the college buddies one was unlikable and the other downright
hateable. Who would anyone think people would want to watch these
characters interact for an entire movie. This was just barely watchable.
The Blacklist "Lipet's Seafood Company" - I already forgot most of what
happened.
Wishful Drinking (HBO) - Carrie Fisher one woman show about the ups and
downs of her life. This was really good and funny. One of the
highlights was when she pulled down a giant board and went over her
extended family tree.