On 2021-08-05 08:30:41 +0000, Ubiquitous said:
> On game night, I watched:
>
> Nothing.
>
> What did you watch?
Titans (HBO Max) - "Jason Todd" and "Asylum" (ep's #1.6 & #1.7).
Two really dark episodes back-to-back. :(
Now everyone on the "team" has heinously killed someone. :/
The "Jason Todd" epie was a complete sideshow that ended up having
little of Kori, Gar, and Rachel - Dick has to do a "side-mission"
(about Dick's past) with the "new" Robin, Jason Todd, and we find out
that the new Robin is a complete psychopath. (Batman is really OK with
this?!) The others find out from the Nuclear Family's "handler" that
Rachel's real mom is still alive and is being held captive.
In "Asylum", they go looking for Rachel's real mother (it's
"Tickles" Nichols!!), and end up all getting captured in said "asylum",
where everybody except Rachel gets tortured. Eventually, Rachel
heinously kills the Nuclear Family's "handler", and thus is able to
free Gar (who also kills someone), Kori, and then Dick, and they all
escape with Mommy/"Tickles"(!!), killing everyone else that's left in
the "asylum" (which, in this case, seems like a smart call!!).
soaps: GH - Chase knows he's surrounded by "cheaters", but hasn't
revealed it yet. Willow's Mom Harmony is Ryan Chamberlain's care-taker,
and Alexis doesn't trust her. Trina is freaking out about her mom and
Curtis. Cameron goes to FauxCarly to ask "permission" to date Josslyn.
I think Laura is about 5 seconds away from figuring out that Spencer,
her grandson, is Ava's "stalker".
Jupiter's Legacy (Netflix) - "Painting the Clouds With Sunshine" and
"All the Devils Are Here" (ep's #3 & #4).
OK, I now am really starting to see suzeeq's point - the "past"
segments" in these episodes were a lot more interesting than the
"present" segments.
Indeed, as Anim warned, the "present" segments are now going off in
a bunch of irrelevant directions that seem to have nothing to do with
the main storyline at all - it feels like they're throwing anything at
the wall that they can to see what sticks!
In "Painting the Clouds With Sunshine", in the "past", we get
background on George (Matt Lantner) and get hints even here that he's
not on the "up and up" - as Sheldon's mental state deteriorates, George
steals some of Sheldon's drawings to try to figure them out, which
eventually puts Sheldon on a new mission. In the "present", we are
"introduced" to some dude we've never seen before, and his crew, and I
didn't give a s*** about any of this... until it intersects with Chloe
(Elena Kampouris) and threatens to make her interesting for about a
second, before they drop it.
In "All the Devils Are Here", we finally get a "Chloe episode", but
rather than make her interesting (I was really hoping she was going to
go full-on "supervillain" here and starting killin' people left and
right!!), it just doubles-down on how pathetic she is. (Sidenote: Kara
Royster pops up here as an old friend of Chloe's, and Gracie Dzienny
pops up again as Ruby Red.) In the past, though, Sheldon runs into
Depression-era troubles (i.e. he is beaten up heinously), but
eventually makes progress on his quest when he comes across an old
farmer (hey! it's Red Forman!!) with "knowledge" about Sheldon's quest.
Aftermath (Netflix) - Apparently, this literally premiered yesterday on
The 'Flix!
This was another example of what was basically a higher budget, and
"grittier" (i.e. it was, like, "PG-13+" rather than just "PG-13"),
Lifetime-type movie.
This flick stars Ashley Greene (she's only in her mid-30s, but she
looks so old to me now!! :( ) and Shawn Ashmore (not the "better"
Ashmore, Aaron! ;p ), as a troubled married couple who move into a
new home for a steal, after a heinous murder-suicide was committed on
the premises. (IMDb doesn't list her, but Paula Garcies plays the woman
selling the house to them.) Soon enough, strange things start happening
after they move into the house, especially to the wife (Greene) - is
the house haunted? or is is something else?
The explanation for this was right out of several Lifetime movies,
though this flick did mix it up with a "double-twist" that I did not
see coming. This also was probably a little more suspenseful than
usual, esp. in the flick's second half.
Tormented (Tubi) (aka. Berkshire County) - I am quite sure Arthur has
reported seeing this 2014 flick in the last couple of years, because I
remember a specific discussion about this film's "twist", a twist that
was also used in another horror movie I've seen in about the last year
or so.
Anyway, for a low-budget horror flick with a "nothing" cast (the
lead, Alysa King, is an actress who is barely above "background noise",
though I've now seen her in two or three things...), this was decent
(probably slightly better than its 4.7/10 rating on IMDb).
Alysa King stars as a bullied high schooler who has to take a
babysitting job with a girl and a boy at a remote mansion. After she
tricks the kids into going to bed early, she is soon menaced by a child
and at least two adults wearing pig masks, who clearly mean her harm
and appear to intend to take the children.
I liked this because the lead babysitter character ends up being
plucky, mostly staying ahead of the pig mask-wearing intruders. I did
see the "twist" with her call for help coming from a mile away. Also, I
was hoping for some kind of "tie in" with the "bullying" storyline, but
in the end the bullying storyline was just a distractor that ended up
not tying into the rest of the flick much at all, which was a
disappointment.
As per flicks like this, the film's final scene was stupid and
gratuitous (likely trying to set up a sequel, that never came!) - they
should have left well enough alone. The flick also has an unexpected
post-credits scene(!), though in this case it doesn't particularly add
anything.
The film's soundtrack includes a band called Twirl, that may be
worth following up on!
--
"Who would ever do this to him!?" - HottCiara on DOOL (04-27-2020), asking
who would stab Victor Kirakis... How about ANYONE WHO'S EVER MET HIM??!!