"Spring Breakers" - Re: Selena Gomez "...One of the Perviest Movies Ever Made?"

jess stone

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Mar 14, 2013, 12:37:38 PM3/14/13

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Edelstein: Is Spring Breakers One of the Perviest Movies Ever Made?

http://www.vulture.com/2013/03/movie-review-spring-breakers.html

"It�s also among the perviest movies ever made � although by spelling
out why, I fear I�ll only make some people want to see it more."

William December Starr

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Mar 15, 2013, 5:15:58 PM3/15/13

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In article <62v3k89524v9jq7cb...@4ax.com>,

jess stone <jess...@gmail.com> said:

> Edelstein: Is Spring Breakers One of the Perviest Movies Ever Made?
>
> http://www.vulture.com/2013/03/movie-review-spring-breakers.html
>

> "It's also among the perviest movies ever made -- although by spelling

> out why, I fear I'll only make some people want to see it more."

"It's also among the perviest movies ever made -- although

by spelling out why, I fear I'll only make some people want

to see it more." _Spring Breakers_ opens with a montage of
bouncing bare boobs and buttocks barely squeezed into bikini
bottoms, the camera gliding up the lengths of young girls'
thighs -- see what I mean?

No.

-- wds

anim8rFSK

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Mar 15, 2013, 7:29:56 PM3/15/13

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In article <ki032e$dpg$1...@panix2.panix.com>,

Okay, it's got Selena Gomez, a pudgy blonde Vanessa Hudgens, and the fat
chick from PLL (bitches) and after calling it 'among the perviest movies
ever made' is there really actually possibly anything you could say that
would make us want to see it more? Ian? Anybody?

--
"Every time a Kardashian gets a TV show, an angel dies."

icebreaker

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Mar 15, 2013, 8:44:10 PM3/15/13

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"anim8rFSK" <anim...@cox.net> wrote in message
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Ashley Benson isn't fat. Her character on PLL may have been chubby back in
the days of A. That said, whether one would want to pay money to see Spring
Breakers probably depends on how old one is. Over 25, probably not.

Ubiquitous

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Mar 15, 2013, 8:56:06 PM3/15/13

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Kurt Loader was discussing this xcrappy movie on the Jerry Doyle Show
earlier this evening.

And you posted this off-topic article here because?

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doesn't want to cut federal spending. That's the truth. And the spinners
are misleading you. They are lying to you. That makes me angry. So you
saw that and will most likely see it again in the future."
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Ian J. Ball

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Mar 15, 2013, 9:05:17 PM3/15/13

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On Mar 15, 4:29 pm, anim8rFSK <anim8r...@cox.net> wrote:
> In article <ki032e$dp...@panix2.panix.com>,
> wdst...@panix.com (William December Starr) wrote:
> > In article <62v3k89524v9jq7cbau6pfurvfuistc...@4ax.com>,

> > jess stone <jessst...@gmail.com> said:
>
> > > Edelstein: Is Spring Breakers One of the Perviest Movies Ever Made?
>
> > >http://www.vulture.com/2013/03/movie-review-spring-breakers.html
>
> > > "It's also among the perviest movies ever made -- although by spelling
> > > out why, I fear I'll only make some people want to see it more."
>
> > "It's also among the perviest movies ever made -- although
> > by spelling out why, I fear I'll only make some people want
> > to see it more." _Spring Breakers_ opens with a montage of
> > bouncing bare boobs and buttocks barely squeezed into bikini
> > bottoms, the camera gliding up the lengths of young girls'
> > thighs -- see what I mean?
>
> > No.
>

> Okay, it's got Selena Gomez, a pudgy blonde Vanessa Hudgens, and the fat
> chick from PLL (bitches) and after calling it 'among the perviest movies
> ever made' is there really actually possibly anything you could say that
> would make us want to see it more? Ian? Anybody?

The fact that it's made by Harmony Korine (and co-stars Hudgens) makes
me want to see it *not at all*. Like, ever.

anim8rFSK

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Mar 15, 2013, 9:58:14 PM3/15/13

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<149753ee-3e6e-4bf9...@vv8g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,

Okay
A) Harmony Korine is a guy???
2) Harmony Korine named his kid Lefty Ball Korine??*
third) "Harmony Korine is the writer / director of Gummo (1997), julien
donkey-boy (1999 ), Mister Lonely (2007) and Trash Humpers (2009)."
I've never even heard of him before, or any of his works, but the
interview I just skimmed make him sound like pretty much of a douchebag.

*and it's unclear what it's gender is; IMDb calls it a daughter, which
plays 'himself' - sounds like we have another Chastity Bono on our hands.

As to Vanessa
I think the only thing I've seen her in other than her ubiquitous nude
photos JOURNEY TOO ELECTRIC BOOGALOO which she was just fine in (and
looked marvelous).

Oh, wait - THUNDERBIRDS. Yeah, she was fine in that, too.

anim8rFSK

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Mar 15, 2013, 9:59:43 PM3/15/13

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In article <ki0f5m$vfc$1...@dont-email.me>,

I know she's not fat, but I bailed on PLL years ago, bitches, and don't
remember any of the characters or actors names. Fat Chick was pretty
much my only way of identifying her.

Mason Barge

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Mar 16, 2013, 1:30:42 PM3/16/13

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I'm way over 25 and I will definitely see it. Taking my raincoat even
if it's sunny ;)

icebreaker

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Mar 16, 2013, 4:01:42 PM3/16/13

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"Mason Barge" <mason...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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eeewwwwwwwww !1!!!!

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