Why can Alan Shore orally pleasure Tara Wilson without a national crisis?

Milhouse Van Houten

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Jan 18, 2005, 8:59:25 PM1/18/05

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It just occurred to me that it's 48 hours later now and there hasn't been a
peep made here or anywhere else that I've seen about the hilarious scene
Sunday on "Boston Legal" which had Rhona Mitra reclining in her office chair
watching TV with a languorous look on her face, only to have the camera pan
down to discover James Spader under the desk and between her legs. It can't
be that no one saw it. Is it because there was no profanity and Tara wasn't
wearing a starburst nipple shield (that we could see)? What do you have to
do these days to get a good FCC scandal brewing?

David

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Jan 18, 2005, 9:00:09 PM1/18/05

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Replace Tara Wilson with William Shatner.

Terwilliger

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Jan 18, 2005, 10:00:17 PM1/18/05

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LOL! That would get the morality police on the case!

Terwilliger

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Jan 18, 2005, 9:59:19 PM1/18/05

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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:59:25 -0800, "Milhouse Van Houten"
<bt...@myrealbox.com> wrote:

I thought that was great. Equally hilarious was his explanation to his
secretary about what happens to him when beautiful women are present.

Captain Infinity

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Jan 18, 2005, 10:03:54 PM1/18/05

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The Time Has Come, David said
To Talk Of Many Things...

He's a Rocket Man!

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Captain Infinity
..."Once you get used to the druggings, this isn't a bad place."
--Marge Simpson

The Ingratiatingly Parasitic Ian J. Ball

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Jan 18, 2005, 10:16:41 PM1/18/05

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In article <s9jru0d74689mraqf...@4ax.com>,
Terwilliger <bur...@ASKME.net> wrote:

> I thought that was great. Equally hilarious was his explanation to his
> secretary about what happens to him when beautiful women are present.

Yeah, but I think we lost Jodi Lyn O'Keefe in the upshot of that. :(

--
"Some people come to embrace this parasite. They dress
it up in tiny clothes. Take it to play dates with
other parasites..." - Dr. Greg House, "House"
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desperatehousewives

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Jan 18, 2005, 10:29:45 PM1/18/05

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Milhouse Van Houten wrote:

Why can Pauly Shore orally pleasure Tara Reid w/out a national... blah,
blah, lip service, lip service........

Barry Margolin

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Jan 19, 2005, 12:18:49 AM1/19/05

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In article <355t7uF...@individual.net>,

"Milhouse Van Houten" <bt...@myrealbox.com> wrote:

I'll bet if it had been the other way around, women's groups would be
picketing the studio. It's called "double standard."

--
Barry Margolin, bar...@alum.mit.edu
Arlington, MA

Terwilliger

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Jan 19, 2005, 1:58:07 AM1/19/05

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On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 03:16:41 GMT, "The Ingratiatingly Parasitic Ian J.
Ball" <ijball***SPAM-No***@mac.com.invalid> wrote:

>In article <s9jru0d74689mraqf...@4ax.com>,
> Terwilliger <bur...@ASKME.net> wrote:
>
>> I thought that was great. Equally hilarious was his explanation to his
>> secretary about what happens to him when beautiful women are present.
>
>Yeah, but I think we lost Jodi Lyn O'Keefe in the upshot of that. :(

She's not going to be a regular? They just nixed Lake Bell.

Michael Alden

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Jan 19, 2005, 3:12:13 AM1/19/05

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Is that the chick Don Johnson was doing was she was playing his 18 year
old daughter on his show?

Terwilliger

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Jan 19, 2005, 3:45:52 AM1/19/05

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On 19 Jan 2005 00:12:13 -0800, "Michael Alden"
<drben...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Is that the chick Don Johnson was doing was she was playing his 18 year
>old daughter on his show?

yep

http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/PersonDetail/personid-1589

David Johnston

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Jan 19, 2005, 4:42:42 AM1/19/05

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Run it on a broadcast network, at two o'clock on a weekend afternoon
with no sexual content disclaimer.

Terwilliger

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Jan 19, 2005, 2:01:25 PM1/19/05

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ABC isn't a broadcast network?

David Johnston

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Jan 19, 2005, 3:14:56 PM1/19/05

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On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 19:01:25 GMT, Terwilliger <bur...@ASKME.net>
wrote:

Try to read the entire sentence. It doesn't stop at "network".