SNL reruns this week (May 26 - Jun 1)

[Frank Serpas III]

Below, find this week's schedule of reruns of Saturday Night Live,
along with episode summaries taken from the SNL Episode Guide, which
is available at SATURDAY NET (http://www.prismnet.com/~serpas/snl.html).

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The NBC episode for this Saturday night (26-May-12) is a rerun:

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11s Josh Brolin / Gotye
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cold in a bar, Mitt Romney (JAS) says "Good Riddance" to vanquished GOP foes
mono host presents live clip from Men In Black III with JAP as Will Smith
COMM 13 year-old boy (ANS) makes sure there's enough sex in Game Of Thrones
show The Californians- Angeleno soap opera drama centers on driving directions
show Jay-Z (JAP) selects America's Next Top Empire State Of Mind Parody Artist
FILM "Laser Cats 7"- feline sci-fi mines Steven Spielberg's [real] filmography
song musical guest & Kimbra [real] perform "Somebody That I Used To Know"
news SEM asks North Korea "What Are You Doing?" regarding failed rocket launch
news Garth & Kat throw together some echoic songs celebrating spring
show Piers Morgan (TAK) Tonight- Ice-T (FRA) & Ozzie Guillen (host) speak out
skit in one hallway of a high school, everything happens in slow motion
FILM ANS & TAK reenact "Somebody I Used To Know" music video for musical guest
song musical guest performs "Eyes Wide Open"
skit Principal Frye & student-loving teacher (host) address prom attendees

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The following clip shows & 60-minute versions of episodes will air on VH1;
all times EDT:

Sa 26-May-12
1:00pm 02t DAA / Beyonce
2:00pm 02r Ashton Kutcher / 50 Cent & G-Unit

Su 27-May-12
[none]

Mo 28-May-12
[none]

Tu 29-May-12
[none]

We 30-May-12
[none]

Th 31-May-12
2:00am 03a Jack Black / John Mayer
3:00am 03e Andy Roddick / Dave Matthews with Trey Anastasio

Fr 01-Jun-12
3:00pm 03a Jack Black / John Mayer
4:00pm 02o Salma Hayek / Christina Aguilera
5:00pm 03b Justin Timberlake


For the key to the three-letter castcodes used in the episode summaries,
see the Castmember Timeline at SATURDAY NET.


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02o Salma Hayek / Christina Aguilera
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cold: George W. Bush (CHP) fields softball questions barely related to Iraq
mono: 80's band comprising male castmembers & Edward Norton [real] bugs host
show: Top O' The Morning- Latina (host) & beau William toast St. Patrick's Day
TOON "Are You Hot?" by RBS- Lorenzo Lamas [real] assesses cartoon characters
show: Versace (MAR) Oscar Fashion Preview- musical guest picks up a dress
skit while stuck in a cardboard box, (WLF) confronts his cheating wife (host)
COMM: host badmouths Chicago while supporting Frida's bid for Academy Awards
song: musical guest performs "Beautiful"
news: Jimmy & Tina Yelling At America- JIF & TIF think USA needs self-criticism
news Fericito's wife & comedy partner Lupe (host) says JIF & TIF should marry
news punk wannabe Avril Lavigne (AMP) is mad for no particular reason
news: Gollum (CHK) is of two minds when it comes to making Oscar picks
news: JIF plays guitar & sings pop-inspired songs about St. Patrick's Day
skit (host) teaches seduction to Vasquez, Gabe (FRA), Ruth (RAD), A.J. (TRM)
COMM: host suggests that, unlike Frida, Chicago has links to terrorism
skit director's cut of original King Kong movie has the ape getting a hand job
song musical guest performs "Fighter"
COMM: host interrupts Chicago rebuttal to plug Frida once more


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02r Ashton Kutcher / 50 Cent & G-Unit
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cold: George W. Bush (CHP) polls returning sailors on future military action
mono: having forgotten to wear his pants, host attracts attention of MAR & CHP
COMM Count Chocula (JIF) Silver- elderly vampire promotes cereal for seniors
show: Jarret's Room- fan from Iceland (host) tries weed from Amsterdam
show: Dateline NBC- Matt Lauer (SEM) looks back on aging Madonna's (AMP) career
skit teacher (CHP) busts students who got their term papers from the Internet
song: musical guest performs "In Da Club"
news: Liza Minnelli (MAR) is excited about David Gest's (CHK) birthday party
news: TRM eats birthday cake meant for Saddam Hussein, states booty preference
news: Patrick & Gunther Kelly promote knowledge of SARS prevention with a song
skit animal companions of The Falconer & The Muskrateer (host) do battle
misc host tries to convince TRM, DEE, LOM that they won't be Punk'd
show Politics Today- high school dropouts ignorantly address issues of the day
song musical guest & Nate Dogg [real] perform "21 Questions"
skit death row inmates boo doo-wop group 50's Ent. (JIF), (FRA), (host), (CHK)
COMM Global Century Investments {rerun}


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02t DAA / Beyonce
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cold: Hardball- Al Sharpton (TRM) has little chance to become president in 2004
mono: DAA & JIB perform "Time Won't Let Me"
show Top O' The Morning- William's dad (DAA) & many siblings fill the bar
skit: Buddy Mills introduces son (Kip King) & reconciles with old friend (DAA)
skit: Donald joins a biker gang while The Falconer sinks in quicksand
TOON: by RBS- Ben Affleck buys Jennifer Lopez a Robert Duvall look-alike dog
show Versace (MAR) Backyard Barbeque- Anna Nicole Smith (John Goodman) visits
song: musical guest & Jay-Z [real] perform "Crazy In Love"
news: Drunk Girl thinks she's in a tanning bed & flashes JIF
news: in a terrible re-enactment, CHK recapitulates his career at SNL
show Astronaut Jones & (DAA) encounter yet another busty space vixen (MAR)
skit canines sample the cuisine at an upscale restaurant run by & for dogs
song musical guest performs "Dangerously In Love"
comm Sam Elliott (DAA) stays dry with Dr. Deacon's Haunch Crack Powder


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03a Jack Black / John Mayer
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cold: Arnold Schwarzenegger (DAH) gives non-specifics of his five-point program
mono: host says "not this Jack" to ego trip prospect; WIF & Kyle Gass cameos
COMM Huggies Thong diapers may not stop leaks, but they sure are fashionable
show: Queer Eye For The Straight Gal- (TIF) gets lifestyle advice from lesbians
show The Wade Robson (SEM) Project- awful dancers (MAR), (AMP), (host) flail
skit: long-haired chef (host) teaches Vasquez, Gabe, Ruth, Pete (CHP) to cook
TOON: "Yankee Super-Heroes" by RBS- deep pockets empower baseball mercenaries
song: musical guest performs "Bigger Than My Body"
news doped-up Rush Limbaugh (JER) is unapologetic about racial insensitivity
news: FIM recalls birthday party at Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon screening
news: Bill Cosby (KET) scuffles with Wanda Sykes (MAR) at Emmy Awards
skit while on-stage, guitarist (host) broaches childhood issues with dad (HOS)
song musical guest performs "Clarity"
skit vintner's son (SEM) endures spit-take facials from wine expert (host)
skit via song, telemarketers romanticize sales method killed by no-call list


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03b Justin Timberlake
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cold: Hardball- GOP apologists Karl Rove (JER) & Ann Coulter (AMP) on CIA leak
mono: host doesn't feel right serenading a teeny-bopper's dad (Steve Higgins)
song: host performs "Rock Your Body"
comm: Punk'd Barely Legal- extreme Ashton Kutcher (host) pranks compiled on DVD
skit in-over-his-head governor-elect Arnold Schwarzenegger (DAH) resigns
misc Nick Lachey (JIF) & Jessica Simpson (host) fail to dispel her ditzy image
skit: singing & dancing mascot (host) overshadows rival breakfast hawker (CHP)
COMM: Gary Busey (JER) preempts DIRECTV fan letter to praise booby channels
skit: Sully, Denise, her brother (host) misbehave in a swanky restaurant
song: host performs "Senorita"
news: TIF reciprocates privacy invasion of Kobe Bryant's lawyer Pamela Mackey
show The Sharon Osbourne (AMP) Show- shorn Michael Bolton (host) sings
misc: host & Kermit's Muppeteer (WLF) brawl during "Rainbow Connection" duet
misc Carl Weathers [real] aims to become third governor from cast of Predator
misc AMP comes on to decade-younger host during rehearsal in dressing room
song host performs "Cry Me A River"
show: The Barry Gibb (JIF) Talk Show- California politics & fulsome falsetto


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03e Andy Roddick / Dave Matthews with Trey Anastasio
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cold: 20/20- Barbara Walters (RAD) lists epithets used on Martha Stewart (AMP)
mono: "Hey Ya!" variant by Andre 3000 (FIM) helps host hold onto the audience
COMM: Cryogenix- await a future cure for your minor ailment in their freezer
skit: Joey Mack & his imaginary zoo crew go for cheap laughs at host's expense
show: host easily bests cocky Billy Jean King (FRA) in Battle Of The Sexes II
skit teen (host) bristles as cheery governess Mrs. Dalrymple (RAD) babies him
misc CHP & John McEnroe [real] analyze host's performance on SNL so far
skit Daryl Hall (WLF) & John Oates (FRA) sink to corporate awards banquet gig
misc Richard Williams (KET) wants to make host the brother of Venus & Serena
song: music guest performs "Save Me"
news: presidential candidate Tim Calhoun pulls skeletons out of his own closet
news: two-faced Rosie O'Donnell's (HOS) demeanor is alternately sanguine & sour
show: Tennis Talk- past (SEM), present (host), future (WLF) of Andre Agassi
skit Merv The Perv harasses patients in a gynecologist's (host) waiting room
song musical guest performs "So Damn Lucky"
show Jock Talk- testosterone drives Blake (JER) & fellow brutes (SEM) & (host)
show local newscast is debilitated by incessant theme music & audio overload



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