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> "To Steal the Rising Sun", first season episode 24
>
> This one's just bad, although at long last, I get to see Ely swinging in
> on a rope to rescue a woman! They don't show the landing; uh oh.
>
> Tarzan is sent on yet another mission. What, every episode in the last
> half of season 1, he's treated like a spy or counterspy?
>
> Ely's face looks younger to me for some reason, like a couple of years,
> and the hair is longer. He's still taller than everyone else but he
> doesn't tower over everybody as he did in "The Mask of Rona".
>
> The mission is a fake. A man in something resembling British Expeditionary
> Forces India uniform gets murdered
and nobody notices the wrecked jeep or dead bodies
and a note for Tarzan is taken. Tarzan
> has been tasked with extracting a photographer and her film and equipment
> from the jungle, but the bad guys are setting him up for something else.
>
> It's absurd. The photographer isn't in any particular danger, except that
> she's horrid and obnoxious and doesn't understand a damn thing about the
> culture of the tribe she's documenting, despite having spent months with
> them.
Was I the only one thinking that Tarzan should have sided with the
natives that didn't want their picture taken, and ripped the film out of
her camera? Or that at the end, when the stupid twit picks up the
Rising Sun with her bare hand, despite being told that that's an
automatic death sentence, that Darth Vader would just, you know, kill
her?
>
> It's full of annoying cliches, like poorly choreographed tribal dances
> that look like they came from a spoof of tribal dances in westerns, so
> the cliches are annoying and they're not even African. The native headdresses
> seem to be inspired by old movies set in Ottoman Turkey and Arabia and
> Star Trek episode with notoriously bad costumes "A Private Little War"
> (one of my favorites except for the laughable costumes and makeup).
And the girls are right out of an Arabian Knights harem.
>
> The tribal king is corrupt (having been educated in Paris but speaks
> English without a French accent) and wants to steal the title Maguffin
> from his own tribe. He's teamed up with white smugglers who make fun
> of him. The leader of the smugglers, the one who killed the government
> official (Tarzan claims he was expecting a CABINET MINISTER) to steal
> the note, pretends to be a civil servant.
>
> Cheetah decides he wants to learn photography and swipes her camera!
Should have bonked her on the head when he dropped it.
>
> The camera looks like a cheap Kodak twin lens reflex box camera. Yeah,
> they're square format and took Kodak 620 film for 12 2x2 images. 620
> film had sprocket holes in the wrong place so Kodak could patent it;
> 120 film was just some common format from Europe which Kodak couldn't
> patent. Kodak damn well knew it was just for profit, as both films were
> manufactured on the same production line. The takeup reels were different.
>
> Anyway, no photographer would use such a camera in the field. While
much less only have one
> there's really nothing to break on it, most of 'em had fixed shutter speed
> and fixed apeture and you couldn't change lenses. Hell, the really cheap
> ones had fixed focus! No, you'd have taken a Nikon F 35 mm with lenses of
> various focal lengths, the ubiquitous cameras of photojournalists of the
> Viet Nam War era, tough enough to stop bullets. If she had porters, she
> might have taken box cameras with large photographic plates to photograph
> especially spectacular scenary, not that we saw any.
She must have had a bag of flash bulbs we missed, too.
>
> After the photographer finishes taking photographs inside a tent, one
> of the smugglers tricks her into leaving the tent, claiming he'll back
> her equipment. He's a complete stranger; no photographer would allow this.
Not even HIM - "I'll have my creepy assistant do it"
> As soon as she leaves, the smugglers murder the tribesmen guarding
> sacred objects, including the Maguffin, which I'm sure goes into the
> photographer's bag.
>
> Tarzan insists on taking the photographer with him according to orders.
I'm not quite sure where he GOT those orders - if they were in the
papers the bad guys stole, why didn't they read them? If Tarzan already
had his orders, what *was* in the papers?
> He can't leave her behind with the corrupt tribal king; Tarzan is aware
> that he's corrupt and expects his own tribe to rise up.
And announces it right in front of the King!
For some reason,
> the tribal king doesn't get indignant. The smugglers object 'cuz it's
> not according to their script, but Tarzan won't listen as he doesn't
> know them and the orders are from someone else. The tribal king lets
> them go, telling the smugglers, essentially, to head them off at the
> pass (the river they're heading to).
>
> (You know, I'm not even half way through. I'm just not enjoying it and
> I keep doing other things.)
heh
>
> Cheetah swipes a sacred object and hides it in a tent! The tribe blames
> the smugglers! The corrupt tribal king sends the angry tribe after Tarzan. I
> still
> have no idea how they intend to beat Tarzan to the river.
Via the secret caves that only the King knows about.
>
> When the native drums stop, Tarzan assumes they're being chased. Cheetah
> will later inform Tarzan that the natives are restless...
Tarzan can hear a big cat grown 3 miles away, but the running natives
get within a hundred yards?
>
> The king and smugglers have to crawl through some underground passages
> that Tarzan doesn't know about. They struggle down some rope ladders
> "built by the ancients"; seriously, you have to replace these every few
> years, but be careful! If it breaks, what exactly are you to do?
>
> In a later scene, the king never makes it out of the caves as the
> smugglers murder him.
Yay
This is a story structure problem ... they have 4 people we don't care
about, and hope end up dead, journeying through the secret caves? This
should have been Tarzan's route.
Another problem is, pretty much the only one in the right the whole time
is Darth Vader! It doesn't even matter that he's wrong about who stole
the gem - just the fact that they're carrying it gives them the death
sentence on twelve systems. The King is corrupt, the 3 bad guys are
jewel thieves and murderers, the photographer is horrible (and I was
never sure that she wouldn't have gone along with the jewel theft if she
could get away with it) and Tarzan was beating up the wrong people!
>
> Tarzan plays anthropological social worker, wanting to shake this tribe
> from its isolation and get them to meet their neighbors.
they wear freaking GLASSES ... somebody's getting medical treatment.
Meanwhile,
> the photographer complains about how dirty they are and the horrors
> she's seen... what a horrid character.
Yes
>
> When the natives toss a spear at Tarzan, he tosses it right back, and
> it lands in the middle of the pack just ahead of them. Hey! Ron Ely
> could have been in the Olympics!
The spearchucking of Tarzan ... no man can say.
>
> The chase through the jungle is so silly, with the natives in their
> ridiculous tribal costumes, I was expecting one of them to turn out to
> be Mel Brooks or one of the obviously Jewish actors (not hiding his
> Brooklyn accent) that played Indians on F Troop. btw, the "jungle" they
> are running through looks more like a public park.
Several scenes take place in very obvious jungle sets, the first I've
seen on this show.
>
> Yay! Tarzan defeats the savages by leaving her equipment behind near
> a clump of trees. They check it out, then Tarzan swings over on a rope
> and kicks them over! Second rope swing in this episode!
>
> Where does Tarzan carry all these ropes and when did he have time to
> set it up?
Those are just native vines that grow that way.
>
> During the fight, Tarzan does more bad karate chops and basic judo,
> although Ely is so tall and the extras playing the natives so short,
> Tarzan doesn't look like he's done a judo throw on one guy. Instead,
> it looks more like the guy he's fighting had to jump up and flip himself
> over Ely's left shoulder.
>
> Tarzan tricks the natives by having Cheetah walk around in her boots!
> Ok, chimps don't actually "walk", but it fools the natives anyway. The
> only decent acting in this episode is by Cheetah!
We also find out that Cheetah is a girl ...
>
> The hidden photographer is outed by a rubber snake and gets gets captured
> by a middle-management tribal savage. He's rough with her photographic
> equipment while searching it, then discovers the Maguffin. Tarzan returns
> and has a fight with the savage. The photographer is in no mood to return
> the Maguffin to the angry natives to get killed, and pulls a gun on Tarzan
> to force him to take her and her film out of the jungle. Guns don't scare
> Tarzan. Anyway, he believes he's injured the savage in the fight and wants
> to take him to a doctor, so they head toward civilization, more objections
> heard. She calms down when Cheetah returns the boots and Tarzan's faith
> and righteousness starts to rub off on her.
>
> They see a beautiful sunrise. Isn't she a photographer? It simply doesn't
> occur to her to take a picture. (There's no explanation of what became
> of "night".)
Yeah, I was sure it was sunSET, but apparently not ...
>
> At the river, the smugglers greet them, all smiles. Tarzan takes one of
> the smugglers with, then fights when they discover that the injured savage
> wasn't so injured after all; he's left. The smuggler doesn't survive the
> fight. At the river, the photographer tricks the remaining two smugglers
> and tosses her bag into the river; one smuggler goes after it and is
> eaten by a crocodile. Tarzan returns. The remaining smuggler pulls a
> gun on him, but the savage also returns and knocks him out. Somehow,
> the photographer pocketed the Maguffin and returns it! She'd tossed
> away the film! (As the Maguffin is an enormous ruby,
and by that we mean 'bowling ball size'
it wouldn't have
> been much trouble to retrieve it from the shallow river, as Tarzan would
> have convinced the croc to go away.)
>
> Jai shows up at the very end. If Jai had been in the whole episode, he
> really couldn't have ruined it.
yes
>
> At the end of the episode, the photographer sums up the lessons we've
> learned this week.
And torments Jai by telling him that Tarzan shot her in the arm - and
her coat isn't even damaged!
>
> Despite the rotten script, the cast included Victoria Shaw (photographer)
> an Australian model (she lost the accent)
Well, she had these weird accents that came and went, ranging from
Liverpool to Georgia and parts unknown inbetween
and friend of Debbie Reynolds
> mostly tv credits but she was the Queen in Medieval World in Westworld.
huh
The Google says:
1. Victoria Shaw
Actress
Victoria Shaw was an Australian-born American actress. Wikipedia
Born: May 25, 1935, Sydney, Australia
born Jeanette Ann Lavina Mary Elizabeth Elphick
Died: August 17, 1988, Sydney, Australia
Spouse: Elliott Alexander (m. 1966Â1969), Roger Smith (m. 1956Â1965)
Children: Tracey Smith, Jordan Smith, Dallas Smith
Books: Coping with Sexual Harassment and Gender Bias, More
http://cineclap.free.fr/mondwest/victoria-shaw.jpeg
> Also James Earl Jones as the middle management savage and Strother Martin
> as one of the smugglers.
And Henry Beckman, the captain of the ship from Here Come the brides.
All three bad guys have voices so recognizable that I knew who the
actors were even when they were only showing us their pelvises (don't
ask, and, no, I don't know why).
>
> On H&I, you can read the closing credits.