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Irish Mike

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Mar 23, 2013, 11:37:45 AM3/23/13
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The following is a list of the three (3) ugliest women on TV today. In my
opinion there is no debate and I double-dare, defy and challenge you to
find an uglier woman, or any woman even close to this ugly, on TV today:

1. Whoopi Goldberg - she is just butt ugly, her facial features are
grotesque and her hair looks like a rotted rat's nest.

2. Whoopi Goldberg - she is a fat lard-assed slob who dresses like a
homeless circus clown.

3. Whoopi Goldberg - she is a mean, vicious left wing hate monger and the
female equivalent of Keith Olbermann.

And that, bucko, if for the record.

Irish Mike

wolfagain

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Mar 23, 2013, 12:21:53 PM3/23/13
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Joey Baher....Maxine Walters....old Hag on CNN... Pig Crowely...all
three are bared from membership at my "Sunny Bottoms Beaver View
Nudist Camp" here in Florida.

Mason Barge

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Mar 23, 2013, 12:43:21 PM3/23/13
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On Sat, 23 Mar 2013 08:37:45 -0700, "Irish Mike"
<ad7...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:

>The following is a list of the three (3) ugliest women on TV today. In my
>opinion there is no debate and I double-dare, defy and challenge you to
>find an uglier woman, or any woman even close to this ugly, on TV today:
>
>1. Whoopi Goldberg

Nancy Grace, Honey BooBoo's mother (I've only seen promo's)

Joan in GB-W

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Mar 23, 2013, 1:36:52 PM3/23/13
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"Irish Mike" <ad7...@webnntp.invalid> wrote in message
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Don't forget Michele Bachmann. She can look right at the TV cameras and lie
her butt off.

thinbluemime

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Mar 23, 2013, 1:55:56 PM3/23/13
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I think Michelle is a physically attractive woman. During the 2012 run up
to the election, many of her Jewish supporters thought she was Jewish.

Unfortunately Michelle like many Republican candidates LOOKED good
physically, but their neo-con war-mongering pro-Israel Islamaphobic
staunch was repugnant and ugly.

thinbluemime

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Mar 23, 2013, 1:56:59 PM3/23/13
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On Sat, 23 Mar 2013 13:55:56 -0400, thinbluemime <thinbl...@gmail.com>
wrote:
> stance <--- was repugnant and ugly.

Capricorne

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Mar 23, 2013, 3:05:15 PM3/23/13
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> The following is a list of the three (3) ugliest women on TV today. In my
> opinion there is no debate and I double-dare, defy and challenge you to
> find an uglier woman, or any woman even close to this ugly, on TV today:
>
> 1. Whoopi Goldberg - she is just butt ugly, her facial features are
> grotesque and her hair looks like a rotted rat's nest.
>


I think Valorie Curry (the lesbian Denise) in The Following is quite
ugly. Everytime they show her, I cringe and look somewhere else.


jess stone

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Mar 23, 2013, 4:46:20 PM3/23/13
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On Sat, 23 Mar 2013 08:37:45 -0700, "Irish Mike"
<ad7...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:

>The following is a list of the three (3) ugliest women on TV today. In my

I find the ubiquitous character, Flo (not the actress who looks just
fine) in the Progressive Insurance commercials to be exceedingly
unattractive and cringe worthy whenever I happen to flip by.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flo_%28Progressive_Insurance%29

Rhino

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Mar 23, 2013, 7:23:45 PM3/23/13
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So the character is hideous but the actress looks just fine? How does
that work given that the actress is playing the character?

Or are you just talking about all the makeup the Flo character has on?

--
Rhino

1,927 murdered in Obama's organized communities

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Mar 24, 2013, 7:22:28 AM3/24/13
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On Sat, 23 Mar 2013 13:55:56 -0400, thinbluemime
<thinbl...@gmail.com> wrote:

Whereas the anti-Israel Islamists who strap bombs to their own
children so they can blow up Israeli children are admirable and
beautiful?

The Pals have made a firm choice not be worth saving.

Professor Bubba

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Mar 24, 2013, 7:38:10 AM3/24/13
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In article <op.wueur...@kelly-morrows-macbook.local>,
thinbluemime <thinbl...@gmail.com> wrote:

> I think Michelle is a physically attractive woman.

What did it for you? Was it the wild bug-eyes or the rictus-like smile?

Irish Mike

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Mar 24, 2013, 7:37:49 AM3/24/13
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On Mar 24 2013 8:22 AM, 1,927 murdered in Obama's organized communities
There will be peace when the muslims begin to love their own children more
than they hate the Israelis.

Irish Mike

islam, winning the hearts and minds of infidels one homicide bomber at a
time.

Irish Mike

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Mar 24, 2013, 9:00:32 AM3/24/13
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So you're more attracted to those Democrat beauties Hillary Clinton,
Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi (Yikes, Shudder & Puke)?

Irish Mike

Professor Bubba

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Mar 24, 2013, 10:15:49 AM3/24/13
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In article <g0a32a...@news.ezprovider.com>, Irish Mike
I didn't say that, you misogynist. I do think it's sad how threatened
you are by women, though.

thinbluemime

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Mar 24, 2013, 10:26:12 AM3/24/13
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A terrorist is someone who has a bomb but doesn't have an airforce
http://williamblum.org/chapters/rogue-state/united-states-bombings-of-other-countries

Martin Phipps

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Mar 24, 2013, 10:53:53 AM3/24/13
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Ted Danson would disagree.

Martin

thinbluemime

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Mar 24, 2013, 11:17:44 AM3/24/13
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I have a dream that one day we will not judge women by the color of their
hair, but by the content of their character

marti...@yahoo.com

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Mar 24, 2013, 11:24:38 AM3/24/13
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There should be a place on that list for Martha Raddatz.

Mason Barge

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Mar 24, 2013, 1:42:03 PM3/24/13
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On Sat, 23 Mar 2013 19:23:45 -0400, Rhino
<no_offline_c...@example.com> wrote:

>On 2013-03-23 16:46, jess stone wrote:
>> On Sat, 23 Mar 2013 08:37:45 -0700, "Irish Mike"
>> <ad7...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>> The following is a list of the three (3) ugliest women on TV today. In my
>>
>> I find the ubiquitous character, Flo (not the actress who looks just
>> fine) in the Progressive Insurance commercials to be exceedingly
>> unattractive and cringe worthy whenever I happen to flip by.
>>
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flo_%28Progressive_Insurance%29
>>
>So the character is hideous but the actress looks just fine? How does
>that work given that the actress is playing the character?

Think about what you're saying. It's not all that uncommon. Charlize
Theron in "Monster" comes immediately to mind.

Or (a lot closer to the makeup used on Flo), Pauly Perrette is more
attractive than Abby on NCIS.

BTW, here's a good one - I spotted Pauly night before last in "Almost
Famous"!

Joan in GB-W

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Mar 24, 2013, 1:47:04 PM3/24/13
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"thinbluemime" <thinbl...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Well, I would like to see the day, but it is a long way off. You seldom see
lists of unattractive men . . . . do you?

BTR1701

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Mar 24, 2013, 2:47:58 PM3/24/13
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In article <fdeuk8d69t6s19ep5...@4ax.com>,
She was kind of an asshole to some of the audience members at the BIG
BANG THEORY PaleyFest panel.

anim8rFSK

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Mar 24, 2013, 3:51:43 PM3/24/13
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In article <atropos-2EDA82...@news-europe.giganews.com>,
A) why was she on a TBBT panel?
2) dish!

--
"Every time a Kardashian gets a TV show, an angel dies."

Steve Bartman

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Mar 24, 2013, 4:36:11 PM3/24/13
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A lot of the males on this ng are.

Steve

BTR1701

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Mar 24, 2013, 5:49:52 PM3/24/13
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In article <anim8rfsk-3080F...@news.easynews.com>,
She was the moderator. She said something at the beginning about why
they asked her to do it but I can't remember it. Something about being
friends with Galicki.

> 2) dish!

She was just dismissive of several people during the Q&A and kept
condescendingly calling people 'honey' and 'sweetie'. Nothing major, but
cumulatively it just came off as her being kind of dickish.

Alan Smithee

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Mar 24, 2013, 7:28:58 PM3/24/13
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And that's why he's still with her today...

anim8rFSK

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Mar 24, 2013, 7:48:31 PM3/24/13
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In article <atropos-AC0C99...@news-europe.giganews.com>,
k, thanks

Tom

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Mar 24, 2013, 8:08:06 PM3/24/13
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On Mar 23, 12:55 pm, thinbluemime <thinbluemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 23 Mar 2013 13:36:52 -0400, Joan in GB-W <jjkr...@aol.com> wrote:
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She's living proof beauty is truly only skin deep.

She's almost as ugly as Idiot Mike and wolfturd. I've seen a picture
of Idiot Mike. He's got no credibility when it comes to judging other
people's looks.

Tom

Tom

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Mar 24, 2013, 8:08:57 PM3/24/13
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Ted Danson is married to Mary Steenburgen.

Tom

Alan Smithee

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Mar 24, 2013, 8:31:24 PM3/24/13
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Then I guess he disagreed then...

Has anyone else ever been connected to the Whoop?

chicagofan

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Mar 24, 2013, 8:45:46 PM3/24/13
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Frank Langella [Broadway actor] lived with her for 5 years.
bj

1,928 murdered in Obama's organized communities

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Mar 25, 2013, 5:22:46 AM3/25/13
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On Sun, 24 Mar 2013 10:26:12 -0400, thinbluemime
Nah. A terrorist is the thin, smoldering, reddish mist left behind
after righteous vengeance rains from the sky.

Martin Phipps

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Mar 25, 2013, 7:37:58 AM3/25/13
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He actually had an affair with Whoopi Goldberg while he was married to
Cassandra "Casey" Coates. The divorce cost Danson $30 million
dollars. Danson and Goldberg starred together in the romantic comedy
Made in America so presumably that's how the affair started. Ted
Danson then hooked with and later married Mary Steenburgen after they
did Pontiac Moon together.

Martin

Martin Phipps

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Mar 25, 2013, 7:42:52 AM3/25/13
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Goldberg has been married three times — in 1973 to Alvin Martin
(divorced in 1979,[46][47] one daughter), in 1986 to cinematographer
David Claessen (divorced in 1988),[47][48] and in 1994 to the actor
Lyle Trachtenberg (divorced in 1995).[47] She has also been
romantically linked with actors Frank Langella[49] and Ted Danson.
[50]

Martin

trotsky

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Mar 25, 2013, 8:42:59 AM3/25/13
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On 3/24/13 7:08 PM, Tom wrote:

> She's almost as ugly as Idiot Mike and wolfturd. I've seen a picture
> of Idiot Mike. He's got no credibility when it comes to judging other
> people's looks.


Yes, but he might have credibility in the idiot dept.


--
Never post something on the internet unless you have a point of
reference. You will look like a moron otherwise.

Irish Mike

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Mar 25, 2013, 9:12:59 AM3/25/13
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All I remember is Danson showing up for some TV award show in black-face.
It was stupid, tasteless and what you would expect from a person that
would bang Whoopi Goldberg without a gun held to his head.

Irish Mike

Irish Mike

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Mar 25, 2013, 9:19:43 AM3/25/13
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My philosophy is clear cut and consistent. If you are America's enemy,
and you are killing Americans, I want to see you dead and the sooner you
get that way the better I like it.

Irish Mike

"It's not God bless America, it's God damn America!" Jeremiah Wright,
Obama's mentor and spiritual leader for more than twenty years.

The 'Brightness' control still doesn't help

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Mar 26, 2013, 6:57:58 AM3/26/13
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Ah, Hollywood...

Once again proving that, while beauty may be only skin deep, shallow
goes straight to the core.

Professor Bubba

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Mar 26, 2013, 9:56:16 AM3/26/13
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In article <rmv2l8h8gktk1f237...@4ax.com>, The
'Brightness' control still doesn't help <inv...@invalid.invalid>
wrote:
I realize that actual facts don't mean much here, especially to Irish
Mike, but Ted Danson's appearance in blackface was during a 1993
Friar's Club roast of Whoopi Goldberg in New York, not some "TV award
show." In fact, Goldberg's roast was not televised.

Transition Zone

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Mar 26, 2013, 4:31:20 PM3/26/13
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On Mar 26, 6:57 am, The 'Brightness' control still doesn't help
<inva...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
> On Mon, 25 Mar 2013 06:12:59 -0700, "Irish Mike"
>
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> <ad7c...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
> >On Mar 25 2013 8:37 AM, Martin Phipps wrote:
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> >> On Mar 25, 7:28 am, Alan Smithee <a...@last.inc> wrote:
> >> > Martin Phipps wrote:
> >> > > On Mar 23, 11:37 pm, "Irish Mike" <ad7c...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
> >> > >> The following is a list of thethree(3)ugliestwomenonTVtoday.  In
> >my
> >> > >> opinion there is no debate and I double-dare, defy and challenge you to
> >> > >> find an uglier woman, or any woman even close to this ugly, onTVtoday:
>
> >> > >> 1. Whoopi Goldberg - she is just butt ugly, her facial features are
> >> > >> grotesque and her hair looks like a rotted rat's nest.
>
> >> > >> 2. Whoopi Goldberg - she is a fat lard-assed slob who dresses like a
> >> > >> homeless circus clown.
>
> >> > >>3. Whoopi Goldberg - she is a mean, vicious left wing hate monger and
> >the
> >> > >> female equivalent of Keith Olbermann.
>
> >> > >> And that, bucko, if for the record.
>
> >> > >> Irish Mike
> >> > > Ted Danson would disagree.
>
> >> > > Martin
>
> >> > And that's why he's still with hertoday...
>
> >> He actually had an affair with Whoopi Goldberg while he was married to
> >> Cassandra "Casey" Coates.  The divorce cost Danson $30 million
> >> dollars.  Danson and Goldberg starred together in the romantic comedy
> >> Made in America so presumably that's how the affair started.  Ted
> >> Danson then hooked with and later married Mary Steenburgen after they
> >> did Pontiac Moon together.
> >>
> >> Martin
>> >
> >All I remember is Danson showing up for someTVaward show in black-face.
> >It was stupid, tasteless and what you would expect from a person that
> >would bang Whoopi Goldberg without a gun held to his head.
>
> >Irish Mike
>
> Ah, Hollywood...
>
> Once again proving that, while beauty may be only skin deep, shallow
> goes straight to the core.

It all hinges on how much "time" you put in. Its all zero sum game.

sunny...@gmail.com

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On Saturday, March 23, 2013 2:05:15 PM UTC-5, Capricorne wrote:
> > The following is a list of the three (3) ugliest women on TV today. In my
>
> > opinion there is no debate and I double-dare, defy and challenge you to
>
> > find an uglier woman, or any woman even close to this ugly, on TV today:
>
> >
>
> > 1. Whoopi Goldberg - she is just butt ugly, her facial features are
>
> > grotesque and her hair looks like a rotted rat's nest.
>
> >
>
>
>
>
>
> I think Valorie Curry (the lesbian Denise) in The Following is quite
>
> ugly. Everytime they show her, I cringe and look somewhere else.

I

Michael OConnor

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Sep 7, 2013, 6:53:30 PM9/7/13
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>
> >Unfortunately Michelle like many Republican candidates LOOKED good
>
> >physically, but their neo-con war-mongering pro-Israel Islamaphobic
>
> >staunch was repugnant and ugly.
>
>
>
> Whereas the anti-Israel Islamists who strap bombs to their own
>
> children so they can blow up Israeli children are admirable and
>
> beautiful?
>
>
>
> The Pals have made a firm choice not be worth saving.

According to the PC Encyclopedia, all religions are evil and hateful and racist and sexist and homophobic except for Islam, whose followers are entirely tolerant to women and gays, are as pure as the driven snow and have have never committed an evil act in their lives.

RichA

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On Sunday, March 24, 2013 8:08:06 PM UTC-4, Tom wrote:
> On Mar 23, 12:55 pm, thinbluemime <thinbluemi...@gmail.com> wrote:

> She's living proof beauty is truly only skin deep.

She's living proof of a missing link.

jg...@columbus.rr.com

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On Saturday, March 23, 2013 at 11:37:45 AM UTC-4, Irish Mike wrote:
> The following is a list of the three (3) ugliest women on TV today. In my
> opinion there is no debate and I double-dare, defy and challenge you to
> find an uglier woman, or any woman even close to this ugly, on TV today:
>
> 1. Whoopi Goldberg - she is just butt ugly, her facial features are
> grotesque and her hair looks like a rotted rat's nest.
>
> 2. Whoopi Goldberg - she is a fat lard-assed slob who dresses like a
> homeless circus clown.
>
> 3. Whoopi Goldberg - she is a mean, vicious left wing hate monger and the
> female equivalent of Keith Olbermann.
>
> And that, bucko, if for the record.
>
> Irish Mike

Lena Dunham has got to be in there somewhere.
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