Sad news, actress Loretta Young of M*A*S*H fame has died
The Munificent but tortured, Mr. Hole
Loretta Young has passed away.
Frankly, I'm surprised with the lack of discussions and reflections on
her demise?
I have so many carefree memories from growing up watching Ms. Young's
performances! Though best remembered for her tv work, she could
frequently be found on the stage.
Loretta Young was a beautiful and talented actress who will best be
remembered to millions for her role as "Major Margaret "Hot Lips"
Houlihan" on M*A*S*H in the 1970's & 1980's.
Loretta was faced with the difficult chore of playing "Hot Lips" after
temptress/actress Sally Kirkland had bared all in the film version of
"MASH", which was directed by Robert Altman. But Loretta made the role
her own.
A little known fact now days is that Loretta wanted to leave "M*A*S*H"
in the early 80's to star as "Detective Christine Cagney" on the hard as
nails cop show, "Cagney & Lacey". Young appeared in the pilot film, but
was not able to leave "M*A*S*H" to star in the on-going series.
She had the chops to be a legendary actress, but the evils of
type-casting ultimately prevailed.
Loretta Young passed away in Hollywood, from her long bout with ovarian
cancer. She was 87.
I can't tell you how very saddened I am by this news. Farewell Hot Lips.
:~(
Mr. Hole
JKlompas
Phil from Chicago
Phil
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In memoriam WMAQ-AM 670 1922-2000 Goodbye friend :*(
Susan M. Sanders
princeg...@aol.com (Phil from Chicago) wrote:
> actually the Loretta you're referring to is Swit not Young
He knew that when he posted. It was supposed to be funny.
No...@noone.com
78 and starred in some of Hollywood's best loved films (The Farmer's
Daughter, The Bishop's Wife, China ... ) and her own TV series for 10 years
(1950s-1960s). She was an Oscar winner for Farmer's Daughter.
This explains the lack of discussion regarding her death in any MASH
groups.
JD
===========
David Brunt
>A close friend gave me some upsetting news yesterday, it seems
>actress Loretta Young has passed away.
Really, that's a shame.
>Frankly, I'm surprised with the lack of discussions and reflections
>on her demise?
Perhaps because you've got the wrong person?
>Loretta Young was a beautiful and talented actress who will best be
>remembered to millions for her role as "Major Margaret "Hot Lips"
>Houlihan" on M*A*S*H in the 1970's & 1980's.
I expect that will come as a surprise to Loretta Swit, who *did* play the
part...
David
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Well, old liver lips will be welcoming her with open arms in heaven.
WWS
No...@Noone.com wrote:
>
> It's Loretta SWITT that's from MASH, not Loretta Young. Loretta Young was
> 78 and starred in some of Hollywood's best loved films (The Farmer's
> Daughter, The Bishop's Wife, China ... ) and her own TV series for 10 years
> (1950s-1960s). She was an Oscar winner for Farmer's Daughter.
>
> This explains the lack of discussion regarding her death in any MASH
> groups.
Well sure, that was her name while she was married to that writer
Jonathan Switt.
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She was gonna star in Gulliver's travels but they broke up,
then she married that Marcus Welby guy.
Jnajar1
>Loretta Young was a beautiful and talented actress who will best be
>remembered to millions for her role as "Major Margaret "Hot Lips"
>Houlihan" on M*A*S*H in the 1970's & 1980's.
>
Oops! You're confusing Loretta Swit with Loretta Young, who was a glamorous
actress of the 40's who had a ten year run with her own t.v. series!
Mike Maxfield
>
>Well sure, that was her name while she was married to that writer
>Jonathan Switt.
[...]
>She was gonna star in Gulliver's travels but they broke up,
>then she married that Marcus Welby guy.
Where they took children from the morgue and processed them into food.
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Mike Maxfield wrote:
... and called it "Soylent Green."
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Bjorn Olson
holef...@webtv.net (The Munificent but tortured, Mr. Hole) wrote:
> A close friend gave me some upsetting news yesterday, it seems actress
> Loretta Young has passed away.
>
> Frankly, I'm surprised with the lack of discussions and reflections on
> her demise?
What is this world coming to?
>
> I have so many carefree memories from growing up watching Ms. Young's
> performances! Though best remembered for her tv work, she could
> frequently be found on the stage.
>
> Loretta Young was a beautiful and talented actress who will best be
> remembered to millions for her role as "Major Margaret "Hot Lips"
> Houlihan" on M*A*S*H in the 1970's & 1980's.
>
Lest we forget the wonderful LORETTA YOUNG SHOW, which brought so many
legendary acts to television screens, including the first appearances
of ELVIS PRESLEY, THE BEATLES and THE FLYING WALLENDAS.
> Loretta was faced with the difficult chore of playing "Hot Lips" after
> temptress/actress Sally Kirkland had bared all in the film version of
> "MASH", which was directed by Robert Altman. But Loretta made the role
> her own.
>
I understood Sally Kellerman was a seamstress/actress, but I could be
wrong on that point.
> A little known fact now days is that Loretta wanted to leave "M*A*S*H"
> in the early 80's to star as "Detective Christine Cagney" on the hard
> as
> nails cop show, "Cagney & Lacey". Young appeared in the pilot film,
> but
> was not able to leave "M*A*S*H" to star in the on-going series.
>
> She had the chops to be a legendary actress, but the evils of
> type-casting ultimately prevailed.
>
> Loretta Young passed away in Hollywood, from her long bout with
> ovarian
> cancer. She was 87.
It was my understanding she lived in Sheboygan, but again, I could be
wrong.
>
> I can't tell you how very saddened I am by this news. Farewell Hot
> Lips.
> :~(
>
> Mr. Hole
>
>
<sniff>
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MC
<bemy...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> It was my understanding she lived in Sheboygan, but again, I could be
> wrong.
Didn't she attend the Sheboygan Conservatory of Music with Sugar Kane?
The Avocado Avenger
>
> A close friend gave me some upsetting news yesterday, it seems actress
> Loretta Young has passed away.
>
> her demise?
We're all having a real tough time dealing with it on alt.tv.mash,
but do often IRC or ICQ each other with fond memories from the won-
derful episodes of MASH she gave us. So ironic that she died so soon
after her on-screen paramour Larry Linville, too!
Other people on alt.tv.mash dislike her intensely because she wanted
to break her contract. We're working on eliminating these people from
the gene pool. Keep an eye out for any news articles you may read
about this.
We appreciate your concern, Mr Hole, and thank you for the kind words
you gave in memory of Hot Lips "Margaret" Houlihan.
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Geoduck
>ROFLMAO.
>
>Well, old liver lips will be welcoming her with open arms in heaven.
His name was 'Ferret Face', not liver lips.
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Randy
> On Sun, 13 Aug 2000 15:25:33 -0400, rdo...@pipeline.com (Randy) wrote:
>
> >ROFLMAO.
> >
> >Well, old liver lips will be welcoming her with open arms in heaven.
>
> His name was 'Ferret Face', not liver lips.
Please help stamp out humor impairment in my lifetime.
Brad
>Please help stamp out humor impairment in my lifetime.
With all due respect to both the family's of Loretta Young, and
Loretta Swit, I have to say this is by FAR the funniest thread
I've read in ages.
Brad
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greeneyes
>
>Loretta Young was a beautiful and talented actress who will
best be
>remembered to millions for her role as "Major Margaret "Hot
Lips"
>Houlihan" on M*A*S*H in the 1970's & 1980's.
>
Lips" after
>temptress/actress Sally Kirkland had bared all in the film
version of
>"MASH", which was directed by Robert Altman. But Loretta made
the role
>her own.
>
leave "M*A*S*H"
>in the early 80's to star as "Detective Christine Cagney" on
the hard as
>nails cop show, "Cagney & Lacey". Young appeared in the pilot
film, but
>was not able to leave "M*A*S*H" to star in the on-going
series.
>
>She had the chops to be a legendary actress, but the evils of
>type-casting ultimately prevailed.
>
>Loretta Young passed away in Hollywood, from her long bout with
ovarian
>cancer. She was 87.
>
Hot Lips.
>:~(
>
>
>
>Mr. Hole
>
>
greeneyes
Mortis
<1d297ef4...@usw-ex0102-084.remarq.com>, in which greeneyes
<gmzNO...@wans.net.invalid> typed:
>>>>>> Did you get "hit" by the Swift-Tuttle comet????????
I've seen many types of posting in my day, top-posting,
bottom-posting, point-by-point posting, general mash-of-words posting,
etc, etc, but this has got to be the most unintelligible posting style
ever.
Generally, one's text in a reply is noted by a *reduction* in ">"s,
not an increase.
Mortis
Master of the Unknown, KPS
Nebulosis Defunctus
"Jesus said to them, 'Who do you say that I am?'
They replied, 'You are the eschatological
manifestation of the ground of our being, the kerygma
in which we find the ultimate meaning in our
interpersonal relationships.' And Jesus said, 'What?'"
-Unknown
WWS
Mortis wrote:
>
> I used my telepathic powers to read
> <1d297ef4...@usw-ex0102-084.remarq.com>, in which greeneyes
> <gmzNO...@wans.net.invalid> typed:
> >>>>>> Did you get "hit" by the Swift-Tuttle comet????????
>
> I've seen many types of posting in my day, top-posting,
> bottom-posting, point-by-point posting, general mash-of-words posting,
> etc, etc, but this has got to be the most unintelligible posting style
> ever.
>
> Generally, one's text in a reply is noted by a *reduction* in ">"s,
> not an increase.
I'm glad you figured that out. I was gonna print out that post
and the one previous to it, overlap them and then hold them up
to a light and see if I could figure out if anything was
different. No, that wouldn't have worked because the formatting
was all screwed up too. Sheesh.
You saved me a lot of trouble.
--
__________________________________________________WWS_____________
Did you get hit by the swift turtle vomit?
Paul Gadzikowski
> WWS <wsch...@tyler.net> writes:
> >Well sure, that was her name while she was married to that writer
> >Jonathan Switt.
> >then she married that Marcus Welby guy.
>
> Where they took children from the morgue and processed them into food.
"Olive Drab is people!"
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Time and Space - The Daily Cartoons - DOCTOR WHO,
scar...@iglou.com STAR TREK,BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, M*A*S*H - Archy
the Cockroach - New cartoons weekly
Luke Breinig
> but do often IRC or ICQ each other with fond memories from the won-
> derful episodes of MASH she gave us. So ironic that she died so soon
> after her on-screen paramour Larry Linville, too!
Larry Linville is DEAD!!!?/1/1/?!?!??!?!?!??!??//!?111!!?
-Luke
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
greeneyes
>I used my telepathic powers to read
><1d297ef4...@usw-ex0102-084.remarq.com>, in which
greeneyes
><gmzNO...@wans.net.invalid> typed:
>>>>>>> Did you get "hit" by the Swift-Tuttle comet????????
>
>I've seen many types of posting in my day, top-posting,
>bottom-posting, point-by-point posting, general mash-of-words
posting,
>etc, etc, but this has got to be the most unintelligible
posting style
>ever.
>
>Generally, one's text in a reply is noted by a *reduction*
in ">"s,
>not an increase.
>
>Master of the Unknown, KPS
>Nebulosis Defunctus
>
>"Jesus said to them, 'Who do you say that I am?'
>They replied, 'You are the eschatological
>manifestation of the ground of our being, the kerygma
>in which we find the ultimate meaning in our
>interpersonal relationships.' And Jesus said, 'What?'"
> -Unknown
>
trips to the OR! Think I can learn this over night. The hey pal
is a dialect from one part of the USA. Sicne you have the
smarts, look it up. And, I di not have to go to MSK-CC. I didn't
know that Larry was not well. Go play with your PC pal.
Mortis
<gmzNO...@wans.net.invalid> typed:
>Hey, pal. Since last June when I bought this, it has been 20
>trips to the OR! Think I can learn this over night. The hey pal
>is a dialect from one part of the USA. Sicne you have the
>smarts, look it up. And, I di not have to go to MSK-CC. I didn't
>know that Larry was not well. Go play with your PC pal.
You sent your computer to the OR twenty times? Generally I just take
mine to the tech guys.
greeneyes
tech people must be one of a kind of docs. Hey, I do know about
the virus bugs.
WWS
Ubiquitous wrote:
>
> In article <21555-39...@storefull-102.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,
> holef...@webtv.net wrote...
>
> >Loretta Young was a beautiful and talented actress who will best be
> >remembered to millions for her role as "Major Margaret "Hot Lips"
> >Houlihan" on M*A*S*H in the 1970's & 1980's.
>
> That was Loretta SWITT.
>
> This is the country singer, a "Coal Miner's Daughter"...
Oh yeah, they made a movie about her! But damn, I was
sure she died in that plane crash at the end.
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Ubiquitous
Brent McKee
Jnajar1 <jna...@aol.com> wrote in article
<20000813161313...@ng-md1.aol.com>...
> >
> >Loretta Young was a beautiful and talented actress who will best be
> >remembered to millions for her role as "Major Margaret "Hot Lips"
> >Houlihan" on M*A*S*H in the 1970's & 1980's.
> >
>
> Oops! You're confusing Loretta Swit with Loretta Young, who was a
glamorous
> actress of the 40's who had a ten year run with her own t.v. series!
Actually she was a glamorous actress from the '20s, '30s, '40s, and early
'50s, who began in silent films and finished in TV. She was well known for
her charitable work and for her staunch Catholicism, to the point where
some people referred to her as Attilla the Nun. Some years ago it was
confirmed by her "adopted" daughter that Loretta Young had an affair with
Clark Gable which produced a daughter who was placed in a catholic
orphanage and adopted -- by Loretta Young. Check out the rec.arts.movie.*
groups for more information.
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JD
No...@noone.com
crash.
JD
======
Mortis
<gmzNO...@wans.net.invalid> typed:
>Thank you. I didn't know that a PC can get cancer. Wow, your
>tech people must be one of a kind of docs. Hey, I do know about
>the virus bugs.
Teehee!
I am Jack's Underlying Sense of Apathy,
WWS
No...@noone.com wrote:
>
> Uhhh ... I believe that was Loretta "Lynn" ... she died in the plane
> crash.
Oh, no, I'm sure Loretta Lynn is still alive - Loretta Young is
the one who died.
Wow, I didn't know it was a plane crash though.
--
__________________________________________________WWS_____________
Was it the one where the crazy Egyptian pilot made his
Concorde blow up?
whodunit
>
> No...@noone.com wrote:
> >
> > Uhhh ... I believe that was Loretta "Lynn" ... she died in the plane
> > crash.
>
> Oh, no, I'm sure Loretta Lynn is still alive - Loretta Young is
> the one who died.
>
> Wow, I didn't know it was a plane crash though.
Who's on first?? ;-\
Carolyne "My head is simply spinning with this thread" in TX
No...@noone.com
plane crash and did not play HotLips on MASH or sing and have a movie of
her life done called Coal Miner's Daughter but did make films for years and
have her own show for 10 years from the 1950s to the 1960s called The
Loretta Young Show) would get a chuckle out of this thread. I certainly
hope so.
:-)
JD
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Saint Dead Air (the Former Pope Emperor)
No, that's Conway Switty.
Captain Infinity
In article <399A1CBB...@tyler.net>
WWS wrote:
>No...@noone.com wrote:
>>
>> Uhhh ... I believe that was Loretta "Lynn" ... she died in the plane
>> crash.
>
>Oh, no, I'm sure Loretta Lynn is still alive - Loretta Young is
>the one who died.
>
>Wow, I didn't know it was a plane crash though.
You guys are all mixed up. It was MacLean Stevenson that died in a plan
crash, over the Sea of Japan. Loretta "Hot Pants" Young died of ovarian
cancer.
I don't know who Loretta Lynn is...is she related to Larry Lynnville?
**
Captain Infinity
...btw, did Gary Burgoff ever get that tumor removed from his forehead?
WWS
Captain Infinity wrote:
>
> Once Upon A Time,
> In article <399A1CBB...@tyler.net>
> WWS wrote:
>
> >No...@noone.com wrote:
> >>
> >> Uhhh ... I believe that was Loretta "Lynn" ... she died in the plane
> >> crash.
> >
> >Oh, no, I'm sure Loretta Lynn is still alive - Loretta Young is
> >the one who died.
> >
> >Wow, I didn't know it was a plane crash though.
>
> You guys are all mixed up. It was MacLean Stevenson that died in a plan
> crash, over the Sea of Japan. Loretta "Hot Pants" Young died of ovarian
> cancer.
>
> I don't know who Loretta Lynn is...is she related to Larry Lynnville?
Wasn't he in "Hello Larry"???
Well, his plans sure crashed after that.
>
> **
> Captain Infinity
> ...btw, did Gary Burgoff ever get that tumor removed from his forehead?
Waitaminnit - that tumor *WAS* GARY BURGOFF'S FOREHEAD!!!
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Paul G. Barnes
Captain Infinity wrote:
>
>[...]
> ...btw, did Gary Burgoff ever get that tumor removed from his forehead?
Nah.
He died.
But he was replaced with a convenient twin brother we never heard of before.
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With all that marijuana, they won't give me a puff!."
- "Gee, Officer Krupke"
Chadd VanZanten
>Captain Infinity wrote:
>> You guys are all mixed up. It was MacLean Stevenson that died in a plan
>> crash, over the Sea of Japan. Loretta "Hot Pants" Young died of ovarian
>> cancer.
>>
>> I don't know who Loretta Lynn is...is she related to Larry Lynnville?
>Wasn't he in "Hello Larry"???
You're thinking of Larry Hagman.
Okay then,
Chadd
Ferdie Huissen
- Not Loretta Young,but Loretta Swit played Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan.in
M*A*S*H* and is,as far I know still alive.
- McLean Stevenson didn't die in a plane crash over the Sea of Japan. His
character Henry Blake did.
Well I am glad to put that off my chest, we now return to our regular
program! :-)
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NO NO NO!
Larry Hagman was on Bewitched. He was later replaced by Patrick Duffey.
He's thinking of Richard Kline.
Lori
>- McLean Stevenson didn't die in a plane crash over the Sea of Japan. His
>character Henry Blake did.
No, McLean Stevenson did a SONG about some singers dying in a plane
crash... then they made a teenybopper movie with the same title and Madonna
(the non-virgin one of course) remade the song.
--
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"My other prediction is if Jar Jar Binks does show up in the second
movie and Anakin does not cut him down with the saber i will not be too
happy." - Dan Tropea
Chadd VanZanten
Ferdie Huissen wrote:
>- McLean Stevenson didn't die in a plane crash over the Sea of Japan. His
>character Henry Blake did.
No, no, that's Parker Stevenson, who was in the "Hardy Boys Mysteries."
Okay then,
Chadd
No...@noone.com
JD
=========
Chadd VanZanten wrote:
> WWS wrote:
>
> >Captain Infinity wrote:
>
> >> You guys are all mixed up. It was MacLean Stevenson that died in a plan
> >> crash, over the Sea of Japan. Loretta "Hot Pants" Young died of ovarian
> >> cancer.
> >>
> >> I don't know who Loretta Lynn is...is she related to Larry Lynnville?
>
> >Wasn't he in "Hello Larry"???
>
> You're thinking of Larry Hagman.
>
> Okay then,
> Chadd
Chadd VanZanten
>No, McLean Stevenson did a SONG about some singers dying in a plane
>crash... then they made a teenybopper movie with the same title and Madonna
>(the non-virgin one of course) remade the song.
No, sheeze, you're all mixed up. Don Meridith did the song, and it's called
"American Woman."
Okay then,
Chadd
No...@noone.com
Loretta Switt Mixed Up With Loretta Young" (film at 11 ... )
JD
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No...@noone.com
Derwood Kirby who got replaced by Donald Duck?
Anybody?
JD
============
"Paul G. Barnes" wrote:
> Chadd VanZanten wrote:
> >
> > WWS wrote:
> >
> > >Captain Infinity wrote:
> >
> > >> You guys are all mixed up. It was MacLean Stevenson that died in a plan
> > >> crash, over the Sea of Japan. Loretta "Hot Pants" Young died of ovarian
> > >> cancer.
> > >>
> > >> I don't know who Loretta Lynn is...is she related to Larry Lynnville?
> >
> > >Wasn't he in "Hello Larry"???
> >
> > You're thinking of Larry Hagman.
>
No...@noone.com
...
JD
=========
"Paul G. Barnes" wrote:
> Captain Infinity wrote:
> >
> >[...]
> > ...btw, did Gary Burgoff ever get that tumor removed from his forehead?
>
> Nah.
>
> He died.
>
> But he was replaced with a convenient twin brother we never heard of before.
>
Paul G. Barnes
No. You're thinking about Meredith Brooks. The song was "And The Thunder Rolls".
Daddy Freddy
>I thought it was Larry Storch and he was replaced by Larry Hovis? Or was it
>Derwood Kirby who got replaced by Donald Duck?
>
>Anybody?
>
>JD
>============
>
>"Paul G. Barnes" wrote:
>
>> Chadd VanZanten wrote:
>> >
>> > WWS wrote:
>> >
>> > >Captain Infinity wrote:
>> >
>> > >> You guys are all mixed up. It was MacLean Stevenson that died in a plan
>> > >> crash, over the Sea of Japan. Loretta "Hot Pants" Young died of ovarian
>> > >> cancer.
>> > >>
>> > >> I don't know who Loretta Lynn is...is she related to Larry Lynnville?
>> >
>> > >Wasn't he in "Hello Larry"???
>> >
>> > You're thinking of Larry Hagman.
>>
>> NO NO NO!
>>
>> Larry Hagman was on Bewitched. He was later replaced by Patrick Duffey.
>>
>> He's thinking of Richard Kline.
>>
>> --
>>
>> pgb - gop, Pm, KPS
>>
>> "Dear kindly judge you honor, my parents treat me rough!
>> With all that marijuana, they won't give me a puff!."
>> - "Gee, Officer Krupke"
Do you dumbfucks actually think you are funny or clever with this
thread? The sad answer is "Yes! We are geniuses!"
Captain Infinity
In article <399AEA71...@yahoo.com>
Paul G. Barnes wrote:
>> >> You guys are all mixed up. It was MacLean Stevenson that died in a plan
>> >> crash, over the Sea of Japan. Loretta "Hot Pants" Young died of ovarian
>> >> cancer.
>> >>
>> >> I don't know who Loretta Lynn is...is she related to Larry Lynnville?
>>
>> >Wasn't he in "Hello Larry"???
>>
>> You're thinking of Larry Hagman.
>
>NO NO NO!
>
>Larry Hagman was on Bewitched. He was later replaced by Patrick Duffey.
>
>He's thinking of Richard Kline.
Richard Kline is dead? That *stinks* man! He was the best game show
host ever, next to Gene Rayburn. And Gene Rayburn is dead, too. Damn.
But you're in error about that Bewitched thing. It was Paul Lynde who
replaced Larry Hagman as Uncle Arthur. Lynde later went on to star as
the center square on Hollywood Squares. Remember Paul Lynde? Remember
Charlie Weaver? Charlie Weaver is probably dead, too. After all, he
was like a hundred years old already when he was on Hollywood Squares.
The host of Hollywood Squares was Peter Marshall, who I think is still
alive, even though a new guy is hosting the show now. Isn't it weird
when game shows change hosts, and never tell you why? Like when Pat
Sajak replaced Richard Dawson as host of Wheel of Fortune after Dawson
committed suicide by hanging himself. But at least Wheel has had Vanna
White turning the letters since day one; there's some good continuity
there, anyway. Except I don't like the new electronic letters; Vanna
has become a Dunsel (a redundant part that serves no useful purpose.)
But at least she still looks good, even after popping out a couple of
spuds. I hope my girlfriend looks as good after our kids are born. If
she's still my girlfriend, that is...I think she's cheating on me with
one of the bikers who hang out down at the Cabaret, where she works as a
dancer. If she does leave me I hope her stretch marks make her look
like an American flag in a high wet wind. Plus, I hope the kids look
like something from a David Lynch movie. You know the one I mean? The
one with the weird guy who sees the little dancing person behind the
radiator? Or maybe I'm thinking of a John Carpenter movie. Did
Carpenter direct the one where the babies have huge teeth and eat the
doctors when they pop out of the birth canal? I've only seen that movie
once. I think there's a scene where the hero wears special sunglasses
and is able to see people's skulls, so he has this long drawn-out fight
with some black wrestler in an alley, but they later become friends and
defeat the skull-people. No! Wait! I remember...there's a woman who
has kids, but they're born attached to her, growing OUTSIDE her body!
There's a whole flock of them, and they're all after the little blond
girl in the attic. Pretty scary movie, man, let me tell you! I
wouldn't go in the attic for DAYS after I saw that one. Which sucked,
because I kept all my porn in the attic. Speaking of porn, did you see
the issue of Playboy that had Vanna White in it, nude and in slinky
lingerie? I wonder if they took those pictures before she had her kids?
Now you compare the pictures of Vanna White with, say, Whoopee Goldberg,
and you tell me which one has more star potential. But Whoopee is now
the Center Square? BIZARRE! Just freakin' BIZARRE! man! I'll never
figure this stuff out; reality is just too twisted.
Still, it's sad to hear that Loretta Young died. She was one of my
favorite M*A*S*H characters. Especially the episodes where it was
summer and Hot Pants was all sweaty and had on that tight gray/green
t-shirt. YUMMY! Like in that episode where the docs try to convince
everyone that they can take a pill to stay cool. Heh, what a riot. I
wish I had the job of the stagehand who got to spritz her down with the
water bottle.
Oh well, I better go now; Friends is coming on. It's the one where
Phoebe argues with her sister about dating Joey. Not a very good one,
but I like the blond actress, so seeing twice as much of her is nice.
Hey, have you noticed in the new episodes this season that Jennifer
Aniston's nipples don't poke out as much as they used to? On the other,
uh, "hand", on 3rd Rock From The Sun, Kirsten Johnson's nipples are
*really* prominent this season. Pretty weird, huh? Maybe the network
is trying to follow the trend, and the trend has moved on. But if so,
what's the new thing? Are prominent nipples out? If so, what's in?
**
Captain Infinity
...diagonally parked in a parallel universe
The Avocado Avenger
>I thought it was Larry Storch and he was replaced by Larry Hovis? Or was it
>Derwood Kirby who got replaced by Donald Duck?
>Anybody?
Dude, now you're just being silly. Durwood Kirby was the older guy who
did the voice-over narration for the "Fractured Fairy Tales" part of
"Rocky and Bullwinkle". They even once parodied his name by titling an
episode "The Kurwood Derby". Larry Storch was Agarn on "Adam 12".
Stacia * The Avocado Avenger * Life is a tale told by an idiot;
http://www.io.com/~stacia/ * Full of sound and fury,
Remove the guacamole to reply. * Signifying nothing.
George Hiebert
<No...@noone.com> wrote in message news:399AF04E...@noone.com...
> Maybe we can get Parker to solve *this* mystery: "How Anyone Could Get
> Loretta Switt Mixed Up With Loretta Young" (film at 11 ... )
Why don't we call Fess Parker while we're at it. Looks like we could use
Davy Crockett about now.
> =======
>
> Chadd VanZanten wrote:
>
> > Ferdie Huissen wrote:
> >
> > >- McLean Stevenson didn't die in a plane crash over the Sea of Japan.
Teddi Litman
Chadd VanZanten wrote:
>
> >> I don't know who Loretta Lynn is...is she related to Larry Lynnville?
>
> >Wasn't he in "Hello Larry"???
>
> You're thinking of Larry Hagman.
>
>
Wasn't he shot by his sister-in-law? He was having an affair with her.
Teddi
Randy Amasia
Comb"?
<No...@noone.com> wrote in message
news:399B48EA...@noone.com...
> Oh I loved his music: The Ray Combs Singers.
>
> JD
> =========
>
> Kavanagh wrote:
>
> > Like when Pat
> > > Sajak replaced Richard Dawson as host of Wheel of
Fortune after Dawson
> > > committed suicide by hanging himself.
> > I do beleve Richard Dawson is still alive. On a 1 year
old Rosie O Donol
> > Show she said that they were sorry they could not have
him with them but he
> > was in the hospital recovering from the flu. The FF
host that hung himself
> > is Ray Combs, good host but he will not be returing.
> > -Joe Kavanagh
> > The Cool Kid
Ontario Emperor
the age of the deceased.
In article <21555-39...@storefull-102.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,
holef...@webtv.net (The Munificent but tortured, Mr. Hole) wrote:
> A close friend gave me some upsetting news yesterday, it seems actress
> Loretta Young has passed away.
>
> Frankly, I'm surprised with the lack of discussions and reflections on
> her demise?
>
> I have so many carefree memories from growing up watching Ms. Young's
> performances! Though best remembered for her tv work, she could
> frequently be found on the stage.
>
> Loretta Young was a beautiful and talented actress who will best be
> remembered to millions for her role as "Major Margaret "Hot Lips"
> Houlihan" on M*A*S*H in the 1970's & 1980's.
[snip]
--
I'm gonna feel really silly if Karen is in the house tomorrow.
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
Ontario Emperor
Brad <mousetrap...@hotmail.com.invalid> wrote:
> With all due respect to both the family's of Loretta Young, and
> Loretta Swit, I have to say this is by FAR the funniest thread
> I've read in ages.
Which one was referenced by Paul McCartney in "Get Back"? (I don't know
which was more "modern" - one is famous for playing a character from the
1950s, and the other WAS a character from the 1950s.)
Ontario Emperor
WWS <wsch...@tyler.net> wrote:
>
>
> Captain Infinity wrote:
> >
> > Once Upon A Time,
> > WWS wrote:
> >
> > >No...@noone.com wrote:
> > >>
> > >> Uhhh ... I believe that was Loretta "Lynn" ... she died in the
plane
> > >> crash.
> > >
> > >Oh, no, I'm sure Loretta Lynn is still alive - Loretta Young is
> > >the one who died.
> > >
> > >Wow, I didn't know it was a plane crash though.
> >
plan
> > crash, over the Sea of Japan. Loretta "Hot Pants" Young died of
ovarian
> > cancer.
> >
Lynnville?
>
> Wasn't he in "Hello Larry"???
>
But I *enjoyed* the Larry Sanders show.
misterha...@my-deja.com
No...@noone.com
Smith in Smith and Jones (or was he Jones ... I get them confused). And Pat
Sajak is the host of Wheel of Fortune but I think Robin Williams played him in
Good Morning Vietnam ... he was the radio guy over there. It's weird, 'cause I
don't think Pat has that good a sense of humor. Maybe Robin just embellished the
role?
And speaking of embellishing ... yeah, I've noticed that *nipple-thang* ... I
just figured the gal from Friends calmed down and now, with all those Emmys, the
gal from 3rd Rock is all excited.
That's my theory and I'm sticking to it!
JD
=============
Captain Infinity wrote:
> Once Upon A Time,
> In article <399AEA71...@yahoo.com>
> Paul G. Barnes wrote:
>
> >> >> You guys are all mixed up. It was MacLean Stevenson that died in a plan
> >> >> crash, over the Sea of Japan. Loretta "Hot Pants" Young died of ovarian
> >> >> cancer.
> >> >>
> >> >> I don't know who Loretta Lynn is...is she related to Larry Lynnville?
> >>
> >> >Wasn't he in "Hello Larry"???
> >>
> >> You're thinking of Larry Hagman.
> >
> >NO NO NO!
> >
> >Larry Hagman was on Bewitched. He was later replaced by Patrick Duffey.
> >
> >He's thinking of Richard Kline.
>
> Richard Kline is dead? That *stinks* man! He was the best game show
> host ever, next to Gene Rayburn. And Gene Rayburn is dead, too. Damn.
>
> But you're in error about that Bewitched thing. It was Paul Lynde who
> replaced Larry Hagman as Uncle Arthur. Lynde later went on to star as
> the center square on Hollywood Squares. Remember Paul Lynde? Remember
> Charlie Weaver? Charlie Weaver is probably dead, too. After all, he
> was like a hundred years old already when he was on Hollywood Squares.
>
> The host of Hollywood Squares was Peter Marshall, who I think is still
> alive, even though a new guy is hosting the show now. Isn't it weird
> when game shows change hosts, and never tell you why? Like when Pat
> Sajak replaced Richard Dawson as host of Wheel of Fortune after Dawson
No...@noone.com
JD
===========
Kavanagh
> Sajak replaced Richard Dawson as host of Wheel of Fortune after Dawson
> committed suicide by hanging himself.
No...@noone.com
JD
=========
Dale Patterson
First,
It's Loretta SWIT, she played Major Margaret Houlihan, also known as "Hot
LIPS".. And last I heard she is NOT dead :-)
Sincerely,
Pat Patterson
Chillie
ch...@tmbg.org wrote:
> WWS wrote:
>
> >Captain Infinity wrote:
>
> >> You guys are all mixed up. It was MacLean Stevenson that died in
a plan
> >> crash, over the Sea of Japan. Loretta "Hot Pants" Young died of
ovarian
> >> cancer.
> >>
> >> I don't know who Loretta Lynn is...is she related to Larry
Lynnville?
>
> >Wasn't he in "Hello Larry"???
>
> You're thinking of Larry Hagman.
>
> Chadd
>
No, Larry Hagman was in I Dream of Jeannie and Dallas.
McLean Stevenson starred in Hello Larry.
Man, this is confusing....
Randy Amasia
"Dale Patterson" <patters...@earthlink.net> wrote in
message
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..
Oh, Jonathan Swit! Say, didn't he write Gulliver's Travels?
He's been dead for years!
ZHIFoS
--
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Vote for Frank, the RIGHT! choice in 2000. WOW! Frank2K!
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and http://www.geocities.com/aidswall/
and now http://www.moronionaire.com/
No...@noone.com
Kookie, Fran and Olie."
JD
==========
Randy Amasia wrote:
> Weren't they the ones who sang "Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your
> Comb"?
>
> <No...@noone.com> wrote in message
> news:399B48EA...@noone.com...
No...@noone.com
NASA.
JD
=========
Scalfucious say: You can fool some of people all of time and all of people some of time, but you can't fool Scalfucious any of time.
Aren't you that fat gay wrestler bloke from that UPN sitcom, "Learning the
Ropes"?
Scalfucious
101 Things I Hate:
# 52. David Letterman - Was this guy EVER funny?
Scalfucious' Golden Shower Site of the Month for August, 2000:
"Did You Fart?" (Poo, who did that)
http://strokeofgenius.com/interactive/fart/
"That's not coming into foreplay yet, 'cause we're not starving to death
yet."
- SOoZeN HaHck
Dale Patterson
"Scalfucious say: You can fool some of people all of time and all of people
some of time, but you can't fool Scalfucious any of time."
<youre...@imright.com> wrote in message
news:8ngi40$a51$1...@slb1.atl.mindspring.net...
> Ropes"?
>
>
>
>
No.. I'm the small odd little student from Michigan :-) But there is someone
named Pat Patters from that show, who is a fat gay wrestler :-) LOL
Brad Filippone
: Lori wrote:
: >No, McLean Stevenson did a SONG about some singers dying in a plane
: >crash... then they made a teenybopper movie with the same title and Madonna
: >(the non-virgin one of course) remade the song.
: No, sheeze, you're all mixed up. Don Meridith did the song, and it's called
: "American Woman."
No, that was the name of last year's Best Picture winner, starring Kevin
Spacey.
Or was it that movie last year about teens trying to lose their virginity
before the prom?
The Other Brad
Victor G. Beacham
:ūūOrganization: Toronto Free-Net
Distribution:
No...@noone.com wrote:
WHAT??? Larry Hagman is dead? J/k
ū
: JD
: =========
Wasn't he shot???
V.B.
: Chadd VanZanten wrote:
: > WWS wrote:
: >
: > >Captain Infinity wrote:
: >
: > >> You guys are all mixed up. It was MacLean Stevenson that died in a plan
: > >> crash, over the Sea of Japan. Loretta "Hot Pants" Young died of ovarian
: > >> cancer.
: > >>
: > >> I don't know who Loretta Lynn is...is she related to Larry Lynnville?
: >
: > >Wasn't he in "Hello Larry"???
: >
: > You're thinking of Larry Hagman.
: >ū
: [A> Okay then,
[A
--
raven
*entire* thread, I have come to the conclusion that you guys are *in sane*
;-)
--
Lesley
"The voice of the people is the voice of a dog."
Josh Lyman - TWW
Ontario Emperor <oemp...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Annie Keitz
>I Dream Of Jeannie was filmed in Dallas? I thought it was filmed at
>NASA.
Sure it was -- NASA Johnson Space Center in Dallas, TX....
Brad Filippone
: > WWS wrote:
: >
: > >Captain Infinity wrote:
: >
: > >> You guys are all mixed up. It was MacLean Stevenson that died in
: a plan
: > >> crash, over the Sea of Japan. Loretta "Hot Pants" Young died of
: ovarian
: > >> cancer.
: > >>
: > >> I don't know who Loretta Lynn is...is she related to Larry
: Lynnville?
: >
: > >Wasn't he in "Hello Larry"???
: >
: > You're thinking of Larry Hagman.
: >
: > Chadd
: >
: No, Larry Hagman was in I Dream of Jeannie and Dallas.
: McLean Stevenson starred in Hello Larry.
: Man, this is confusing....
I hope we're not talking about Larry Gelbart!
The Other Brad
Lori
>Let me just say this: I am new to this group and after reading this
>*entire* thread, I have come to the conclusion that you guys are *in sane*
>;-)
>
>--
>Lesley
*in sane"? Isn't that one of those boy bands?
I refuse to be associated with such talentless dreck!! Now you've done it!
I'm leaving this froup forever! Waah!
Um, which froup were you referring to, btw? I may not have to leave after
all...
--
Lori
"Alt.fan.tom-servo: where everyone rides the 'Special Bus' to Usenet!"
- Captain Infinity
Robert D. Baker
Annie Keitz wrote in message <52qnpsku28goh0tm4...@4ax.com>...
No, that's in _Houston_, where Sam Elliot was a detective and kept a
helicopter on the roof.
Victor G. Beacham
:Organization: Toronto Free-Net
ûDistribution:
Wasn't Richard Dawson host of Family Feud??
V.B.
û
Kavanagh (eikav...@home.com) wrote:
: Like when Pat
: > Sajak replaced Richard Dawson as host of Wheel of Fortune after Dawson
: > committed suicide by hanging himself.
: I do beleve Richard Dawson is still alive. On a 1 year old Rosie O Donol
: Show she said that they were sorry they could not have him with them but he
: was in the hospital recovering from the flu. The FF host that hung himself
: is Ray Combs, good host but he will not be returing.
: -Joe Kavanagh
: The Cool Kid
--
No...@noone.com
washers use outside tall buildings?
JD
=============
Dale Patterson wrote:
> "Scalfucious say: You can fool some of people all of time and all of people
> some of time, but you can't fool Scalfucious any of time."
> <youre...@imright.com> wrote in message
> news:8ngi40$a51$1...@slb1.atl.mindspring.net...
> > Dale Patterson <patters...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> > >
No...@noone.com
other!! Ahhhh, the mystery is solved!
JD
=========
No...@noone.com
and his heliocopter!!
But I didn't know Sam Elliot was dead ...
JD
========
"Robert D. Baker" wrote:
> Annie Keitz wrote in message <52qnpsku28goh0tm4...@4ax.com>...
> >On Thu, 17 Aug 2000 08:14:00 GMT, No...@noone.com wrote:
> >
> >>I Dream Of Jeannie was filmed in Dallas? I thought it was filmed at
> >>NASA.
> >
> >Sure it was -- NASA Johnson Space Center in Dallas, TX....
>
No...@noone.com
shadow probably doesn't leave finger prints either.)
JD
=======
"Victor G. Beacham" wrote:
> AEFE8.F...@noone.com>
> :ūūOrganization: Toronto Free-Net
> Distribution:
>
> No...@noone.com wrote:
> WHAT??? Larry Hagman is dead? J/k
> ū
> : JD
> : =========
>
> Wasn't he shot???
>
> V.B.
>
> : Chadd VanZanten wrote:
>
> : > WWS wrote:
> : >
> : > >Captain Infinity wrote:
> : >
> : > >> You guys are all mixed up. It was MacLean Stevenson that died in a plan
> : > >> crash, over the Sea of Japan. Loretta "Hot Pants" Young died of ovarian
> : > >> cancer.
> : > >>
> : > >> I don't know who Loretta Lynn is...is she related to Larry Lynnville?
> : >
> : > >Wasn't he in "Hello Larry"???
> : >
> : > You're thinking of Larry Hagman.
No...@noone.com
JD
========
"Victor G. Beacham" wrote:
> AEA71.F...@yahoo.com> <39a009a6...@news-f.std.com> <NMHm5.1142$QW4....@news1.rdc1.mi.home.com>
> :Organization: Toronto Free-Net
> ûDistribution:
>
> Wasn't Richard Dawson host of Family Feud??
>
> V.B.
> û
> Kavanagh (eikav...@home.com) wrote:
> : Like when Pat
> : > Sajak replaced Richard Dawson as host of Wheel of Fortune after Dawson
> : > committed suicide by hanging himself.
> : I do beleve Richard Dawson is still alive. On a 1 year old Rosie O Donol
> : Show she said that they were sorry they could not have him with them but he
> : was in the hospital recovering from the flu. The FF host that hung himself
> : is Ray Combs, good host but he will not be returing.
> : -Joe Kavanagh
> : The Cool Kid
>
> --
Sean Vanderfluit
: Maybe we can get Parker to solve *this* mystery: "How Anyone Could Get
: Loretta Switt Mixed Up With Loretta Young"
Switt and Young mixed it up? Maybe it was during college, and they were
only curious.
: (film at 11 ... )
On cable, I presume
--
Sean
Sean Vanderfluit
: Let me just say this: I am new to this group and after reading this
: *entire* thread, I have come to the conclusion that you guys are *in sane*
Of all the retarded pretty boy bands out there, 'N Sane has to be the
worst.
Sean
****************************************************
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live
****************************************************
John VanSickle
>
> *in sane"? Isn't that one of those boy bands?
>
> I refuse to be associated with such talentless dreck!! Now you've
> done it! I'm leaving this froup forever! Waah!
Hey, talentless dreck serves a fundamentally useful purpose in society:
The separation of fools from their money.
--
"After a few more minutes of kissing we let each other go. I walked
the two miles home without touching the ground once."
WWS
bass...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> you call yourselves MASH fans!?! Loretta SWIT, people SWIT... not YOUNG
> played Hot Lips. Get a grip. If Mr Hole was making a joke it is lost on
> a lot of people. Namely, mocking the death of a real person and
> secondly getting details in his "obituary" horrible wrong. If you are
> truly MASH fans prove it!
"His" obituary? *HIS*???
Did Jamie Farr die again??
--
__________________________________________________WWS_____________
And was he wearing a dress?
Scalfucious say: You can fool some of people all of time and all of people some of time, but you can't fool Scalfucious any of time.
>
>
> >
> > This is the country singer, a "Coal Miner's Daughter"...
> >
> > oh good, another moron... YOU ar thinking of the very much alive and
> well Loretta LYNN!
She should have one the Oscar last year. I can't believe the Academy snubbed
her like that.
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.
Scalfucious
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# 52. David Letterman - Was this guy EVER funny?
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http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/
bass...@my-deja.com
>
> I expect that will come as a surprise to Loretta Swit, who *did* play
the
> part...
>
Yea... especially the part where he says she was 87 years old!Whatm Hot
Lips was 50 during the show?! Mr Hole was supposedly trying to be funny
but (sorry) I don't get the joke...
bass...@my-deja.com
>
> This is the country singer, a "Coal Miner's Daughter"...
>
> oh good, another moron... YOU ar thinking of the very much alive and
well Loretta LYNN!
bass...@my-deja.com
played Hot Lips. Get a grip. If Mr Hole was making a joke it is lost on
a lot of people. Namely, mocking the death of a real person and
secondly getting details in his "obituary" horrible wrong. If you are
truly MASH fans prove it!
Crgre Jvyyneq
>you call yourselves MASH fans!?! Loretta SWIT, people SWIT...
>not YOUNG played Hot Lips. Get a grip. If Mr Hole was making
>a joke it is lost on a lot of people. Namely, mocking the
>death of a real person and secondly getting details in his
>"obituary" horrible wrong.
Loretta Swit, who played "Klinger", is still alive. I think they
were talking about Loretta "Hot Lips" Young, who was a SHE.
--
Peter Willard http://www.drizzle.com/~petew
``The fact that inhumanity is coupled with so much stupidity
makes one feel almost optimistic in a dangerous way.'' -Erich
Hecke
Brad Filippone
: In high dudgeon, Lori wrote:
: >
: > *in sane"? Isn't that one of those boy bands?
: >
: > I refuse to be associated with such talentless dreck!! Now you've
: > done it! I'm leaving this froup forever! Waah!
: Hey, talentless dreck serves a fundamentally useful purpose in society:
: The separation of fools from their money.
The other good use of talentless dreck is that without it, we wouldn't
know how great the talented are.
The Other Brad
Meisha5
Ed Gein
>you call yourselves MASH fans!?! Loretta SWIT, people SWIT... not
>YOUNG played Hot Lips. Get a grip. If Mr Hole was making a joke it
>is lost on a lot of people. Namely, mocking the death of a real
>person and secondly getting details in his "obituary" horrible
>wrong. If you are truly MASH fans prove it!
I liked how er had a M*A*S*H crossover this season with that
Trapper John MD on the staff and how when Carole left the
show Wendy came into trauma and told everyone her plane crashed
in the sea. It was very sad.
Eddie
Vanessa
people.
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Ed Gein <edg...@example.org> wrote in message
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> bass...@my-deja.com wrote in <8nkmrl$a8l$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>:
>
> >you call yourselves MASH fans!?! Loretta SWIT, people SWIT... not
> >YOUNG played Hot Lips. Get a grip. If Mr Hole was making a joke it
> >is lost on a lot of people. Namely, mocking the death of a real
> >person and secondly getting details in his "obituary" horrible
> >wrong. If you are truly MASH fans prove it!
>
Beable van Polasm
> you call yourselves MASH fans!?! Loretta SWIT, people SWIT... not YOUNG
> played Hot Lips. Get a grip. If Mr Hole was making a joke it is lost on
> a lot of people. Namely, mocking the death of a real person and
> secondly getting details in his "obituary" horrible wrong. If you are
> truly MASH fans prove it!
It's SWIFT not SWIT!!! If you're going to pretend to be an expert,
you could at least get the simple things like peoples' names right!
Why don't you CHECK YOUR FACTS before you post NONSENSE to UNSENET?
I always do. I for one am very sad to hear that Loretta Swift has
died, and I don't know why you are making sick jokes about it.
cheers
Beable van Polasm
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