Re: Who has the longest and thickest penis in Hollywood???
Bob Kincade
oh gawwwd <wellt...@justpeachy.poo> wrote:
> "Grace Noble" <grace...@verizon.net> wrote:
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> >"MC" <cope...@mapca.inter.net> wrote in message
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> >> In article <1129652357.9...@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
> >> "mary...@rcn.com" <mary...@rcn.com> wrote:
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> >>>
> >>> > >> So who has the longest and thickest one?
> >>> > >
> >>> I hear Liam Neeson has the biggest talent in the business.
> >>
> >> James Woods is reckoned by many to be the naural heir to Milton Berle.
> >>
> >
> >What a shame it's attached to Mr. Woods.
>
> It's on loan to Ashton Kutcher now. At least if that thing on SNL is
> to be believed.
>
> *Something* has got to be keeping creepy Demi happy, and it sure ain't
> Ashton's conversation.
Yup, Kucher can stand on a bridge and tell you the temp of the water
below.
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Red Schism
oh gawwwd wrote:
> Star Jones
Michelle Wie.
Well, she's not technically in Hollywood, but almost the same.
Taylor
Bob Kincade wrote:
Never heard of Uncle Miltie?! CHRIST!!!! It doesn't get any better than
Milton Berle's long intact (uncircumcised/uncut) penis with lamb's ear
soft foreskin. Even in (his) death, it's like, 10 times better than what
Colin Farrel's currently packing while alive.
ian6...@yahoo.com
> penis with lamb's ear soft foreskin ...
Let's not berate JEWISH Mr. Berle by suggesting he was anything but
circumcised.
Taylor
Preesi wrote:
> Katie Holmes to go with her Beard
>
>
>
Ooh... that sure was, "Katty" of you. But oh, so true! ;-)
I heard Luke Halpin was so thick while he was playing Sandy Ricks on
TV's 'Flipper' (1964-1968) that they actually had to use some type of
special water-proof tape to tape his thick penis to the side of his leg
(upper-inner-thigh).
Bubba
"Batman" fame. His dick was so long, that it kept coming out of the end of
his shorts. They had to fit him with special underwear to keep his 'secret
weapon" from making "Batman" an "X" rated show.....makes you wonder where
the phrase "Boy Wonder" REALLY came from?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Taylor <taylor...@gmail.com> wrote in news:PVh5f.20289$GH1.308710
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Briar Rabbit
>
>
> Never heard of Uncle Miltie?! CHRIST!!!! It doesn't get any better than
> Milton Berle's long intact (uncircumcised/uncut) penis with lamb's ear
> soft foreskin. Even in (his) death, it's like, 10 times better than what
> Colin Farrel's currently packing while alive.
These ladies and gentlemen are the true thoughts and feelings of a skin
freak.
This Taylor kid is sick, sick, sick.
MC
Taylor <taylor...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Never heard of Uncle Miltie?! CHRIST!!!! It doesn't get any better than
> Milton Berle's long intact (uncircumcised/uncut) penis with lamb's ear
> soft foreskin. Even in (his) death, it's like, 10 times better than what
> Colin Farrel's currently packing while alive.
Berle, uncut. I'm sure everyone who attended his bris would agree.
--
If only those who dream about Hollywood knew how difficult it all is.
-- Greta Garbo
darr...@aol.com
> In article <KMh5f.10529$ns3.7...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> Taylor <taylor...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Never heard of Uncle Miltie?! CHRIST!!!! It doesn't get any better than
> > Milton Berle's long intact (uncircumcised/uncut) penis with lamb's ear
> > soft foreskin. Even in (his) death, it's like, 10 times better than what
> > Colin Farrel's currently packing while alive.>
> Berle, uncut. I'm sure everyone who attended his bris would agree.>
LOL! You'll have to pardon his naivety in not knowing that Milton "Mr.
Television" Berle (b. Berlinger, NYC) was Jewish. Taylor is a CANUCK
SHNOOK who was reared on one too many reruns of SCTV & The Kids In The
Hall!eheheh Remember, nobody does "the funny" better than the Jews!ehe
In spite of comprising a measly 2% of the American population, Jews
have forever changed the face of American comedy. As reported in The
Haunted Smile: A History of Jewish Comedians in America: "In 1979, Time
Magazine estimated that whereas Jews made up only 3% of the American
population, fully 80% of professional comedians were Jewish." Here's
just a taste of all the great Jewish comedians - circumcised too! LOL!
Well, at least those who are male (ehe):
Woody Allen (b. Konigsberg, Brooklyn)
Bud Abbott (mother was Jewish)
Jack Benny (b. Kubelsky)
Milton Berle (b. Berlinger, Manhattan)
Victor Borge (b. Rosenbaum)
Mel Brooks (b. Kaminsky, Brooklyn)
David Brenner
Sandra Bernhard
Lenny Bruce (b. Leonard Alfred Schneider, Long Island)
George Burns (b. Nathan Birnbaum, Manhattan)
Red Buttons (b. Chwatt, Manhattan)
Fanny Brice (b. Borach, Manhattan)
Albert Brooks (b. Einstein)
Andrew Dice Clay (b. Silverstein, Brooklyn)
Eddie Cantor (b. Edward Israel Iskowitz, Manhattan)
Sid Caesar (b. Yonkers)
Rodney Dangerfield (b. Jacob Cohen, Long Island)
Billy Crystal (b. Long Island)
Larry David (b. Brooklyn)
Marty Feldman
Buddy Hackett (b. Leonard Hacker, Brooklyn)
Danny Kaye (b. Kaminsky, Brooklyn)
Andy Kaufman (b. Long Island)
Alan King (b. Irwin Alan Kniberg, Manhattan)
Robert Klein (b. Manhattan)
Jerry Lewis (b. Jerome Levitch)
Richard Lewis (b. Bklyn, raised in Jersey)
Jackie Mason (b Maza)
Walter Matthau (b. Matuschanskayasky, Manhattan)
Zero Mostel (b. Brooklyn)
Pee Wee Herman (b. Reubenfeld, aka Reubens, Peekskill)
Gilda Radner
Paul Reiser (b. Manhattan)
Joan Rivers (b. Molinsky, Brooklyn)
Ritz Brothers (b. Joachim)
Jerry Seinfeld (b. Brooklyn, raised on LI)
Groucho Marx (b. Manhattan) & The Marx Brothers
Carl Reiner (b. Bronx)
Soupy Sales (b. Supman)
Mort Sahl
Peter Sellers (mother was Jewish)
Howard Stern (b. Long Island)
David Steinberg
The Three Stooges (Moe Howard (b. Horwitz, Manhattan), Curly Howard (b.
Brooklyn), & Shemp Howard (b. Brooklyn)
Henny Youngman (raised in Brooklyn)
Gene Wilder (b. Jerome Silberman)
darr...@aol.com
> Marty Feldman was American?
American in the sense that one cannot be a major star, unless one is
part of the Hollywood movie industry! All the founding fathers of
Hollywood were European-Jews. Does their nationality lessen the
significance of one of America's most influential mediums in the world?
A medium that has billions of insatiable devotees! BTW, I forgot to
include one of my all-time favorite Jewish comedians: Don "The Merchant
of Venom" Rickles (b. NYC). ehe The man must be in his 80s, and he
still makes me PISH in my pants!ehehe Especially when he appears on
Jay, Dave or Conan!eh He always manages to give the black musicians
from Jay & Conan TSOURIS!ehehe -D, NYC "In New York, even if you're
Catholic, you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you're going to
be Goyish, even if you're Jewish!" eh - LENNY BRUCE (b. Leonard Alfred
Schneider, umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."The rest of the country
looks upon New York like we're left-wing communist Jewish homosexual
pornographers. I think of us that way sometimes and I live here." ehe -
WOODY ALLEN (b. Konigsberg, umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer) in "Annie
Hall".."What was most striking about Woody Allen's humor...is that this
Jewish anxiety at the center of his wit touched something alive in
America at the moment and went out beyond us...It made Jews of
Gentiles...It meshed so perfectly with the deepest undercurrents of
feeling in the national life that it made outsiders of us all.." -
VIVIAN GORNICK (Village Voice).."Most Texans think Hanukkah is some
sort of duck call!" eh - RICHARD LEWIS (insert you know what
here!ehe).."Go right, there's Chinatown; go left, Little Italy. Uptown,
Harlem. Midtown, Yorkville. Brooklyn is Jews. Queens, Koreans. It's a
cheap way to have relatives." ehe - JOAN RIVERS (b. Molinsky, umpteenth
sweet, Jewish NYer).."The first sex symbol in movie history was Jewish"
- THEDA BARA (b. Goodman).."The star of the "first" talkie was Jewish"
- AL JOLSON (b. Yoelson).."The first theatre to be used solely for the
showing of motion pictures was built by a Jew" - ADOLPH
ZUCKER(Paramount)..."Thousands & thousands of details go into the
making of a film. It is the sum total of all these things that either
makes a great picture or destoys it" - DAVID O. SELZNICK (one of the
founding Jewish fathers of Hollywood -Paramount/RKO/MGM/Selznick
International).."All the folks in Manhattan are sad..because they look
at herand wish they had...the good old Brooklyn Bridge" - FRANK
SINATRA..Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team" - BILLY
JOEL (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - one of the Top 100 selling artists
of all-time).."New York is simply a distillation of the United States,
the most of everything, the conclusive proof that there is an American
civilization. New York is casual, intellectual, subtle, effective, and
devastatingly witty. But her sophisticated appearance is the thinnest
of veneers. Beneath it there is power, virility, determination and
sense of destiny." - RAYMOND F. LOEWY, 1964..."New York, you are an
Egypt! But an Egypt turned inside out. For she erected pyramids of
slavery to death, and you erect pyramids of democracy with the vertical
organpipes of your skyscrapers all meeting at the point of infinity of
liberty!" - SALVADOR DALI.."New York is the only real city-city" -
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CliffB
written by Sammy Cahn and Jule Styne.
darr...@aol.com
> darr...@aol.com wrote:
>All the folks in Manhattan are sad..because they look
> > at herand wish they had...the good old Brooklyn Bridge" - FRANK
> > SINATRA.>
> written by Sammy Cahn (b. Cohen, Manhattan) and Jule Styne.>
Don't tempt the YID of TID (yours truly) to jive the great list of
Jewish composers!eh We'd also be here for an eternity!eh -D, NYC "I
think of music as Jewish because it's dramatic, it's intense, it has a
certain passionate lyricism to it. I can't imagine it written by a GOY"
- AARON COPLAND (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - "Dean of American
composers").."Irving Berlin (umpteenth sweet NY-raised Jew) has no
place in American music..He is American music!" - JEROME KERN (insert
you know what here!ehe).."I'm lost, I'm found, I'm up, I'm down, but
somehow I survive - it's got to be the New York City rhythm in my life"
- BARRY MANILOW (b. Pincus, ditto!eh).."Los Angeles is for those who
sleep, Paris and London baby you can keep, no other city will make me
dance like New York" - MADONNA (Kabbalah-licious (ehe) - honorary Jew,
hoping that she converts!ehe)
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CliffB
darr...@aol.com wrote:
> CliffB wrote:
> > darr...@aol.com wrote:
>
> >All the folks in Manhattan are sad..because they look
> > > at herand wish they had...the good old Brooklyn Bridge" - FRANK
> > > SINATRA.>
>
> > written by Sammy Cahn (b. Cohen, Manhattan) and Jule Styne.>
>
> Don't tempt the YID of TID (yours truly) to jive the great list of
> Jewish composers!eh We'd also be here for an eternity!eh -D, NYC "I
> think of music as Jewish because it's dramatic, it's intense, it has a
> certain passionate lyricism to it. I can't imagine it written by a GOY"
> - AARON COPLAND (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - "Dean of American
> composers").."Irving Berlin (umpteenth sweet NY-raised Jew) has no
> place in American music..He is American music!" - JEROME KERN (insert
> you know what here!ehe)..
Not to mention the bigs, The Gershwyns, Arlen, Rodgers, Hart,
Hammerstein........and Loesser, Sondheim, Weill, Bernstein, Coleman,
Lerner, Loewe, Kander, Ebb, Harburg, Lane, Harnick, Bock, Romberg,
Harbach.....Bacharach, Carole King, Lieber, Stoller, Simon, Dylan,
Cohen, Joel, Nyro.... etc.
It's a little crazy actually, so much tunefulness.
vander...@hotmail.invalid
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> The Three Stooges (Moe Howard (b. Horwitz, Manhattan), Curly Howard (b.
> Brooklyn), & Shemp Howard (b. Brooklyn)
Moses Harry Horwitz (Moe), Jerome Horwitz (Curly), and Samuel Horwitz
(Shemp). Horwitz itself changed from Hurwitz by their father.
And Larry Fineberg.
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