On 9/19/2021 9:08 AM, Ian J. Ball wrote:
> On 2021-09-19 08:30:41 +0000, Ubiquitous said:
>
>> What did you watch?
>
> Saturday is "movie day", so I mostly did that...:
>
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> Fear, Inc. (Tubi) - This 2017 film? Think "The Game", reimagined as a
> "horror-comedy" (though, honestly, I don't think this film had enough of
> the "comedy").
> The film opens Abigail Breslin being chased through a parking garage
> by a masked figure with a bludeoning weapon, while continuously trying
> to call an outfit called "Fear, Inc." on her cellphone to "call it off".
> At the end, she seems to successfully "call it off", but is then
> apparently strangled to death in her car.
> We then shift gears completely to your general young California
> wastrel/slacker named Joe (Lucas Neff). As is par for the course for
> this scenario in TV and film, Joe has a girlfriend who is way too hott
> and successful to be his girlfriend (Caitlin Stasey - weirder: Neff and
> Stasey were actually married *in real life* around the time this was
> filmed in 2015!). Anyway, a married couple of friends (Chris Marquette
> (hey! he's still around!!) and Stephanie Drake) visit them for
> Halloween, and Joe is soon given a business card from a stranger for
> "Fear, Inc.", for those who want "a *real* scare".
> Of course, Joe can't resist the urge to call Fear, Inc. for a "real
> scare", despite Marquette's character telling him it's a terrible idea.
> From here, you can guess where this is going to go, though this
> ultimately ends up with a very *dark* ending, probably an ending that is
> much too dark for a supposed "horror-comedy".
>
The name sounds familiar, but I'm thinking I've never seen this before.
Added to the watch list. I might actually get to this one soon.
> Imperfect High (Lifetime) - I didn't watch all of this, nor give it my
> full attention. Ali Skovbye turns up in this playing a similar role to
> Daniela Bobadilla in the original "Perfect High" TV film - basically as
> the new "bestie" that gets our heroine hooked on drugs.
> This didn't seem very good, and they don't leave enough time at the
> end of the film to properly resolve the addiction dilemna they had created.
>
> The Price of Fitting In (Lifetime) - This Canuck TV film, OTOH, I liked
> a lot more than "Imperfect High" - I might even go so far as to say that
> I was surprised it was as good as it was.
> This stars/"introduces" Elizabeth Adams (who really comes off as
> younger, somewhat less attractive doppelganger to Canuck Ashley Leggat!)
> as "Charlie" - Charlie is already a recovering addict, whose parents are
> split, and whose mother has moved her to a new school (apparently
> Charlie was bullied and despised at her old school anyway!). Of course,
> all of the pressures associated with all of this - esp. her unrelaible
> flake of a deadbeat father - along with a new bully (Alicia Rosario) at
> the new school, causes Charlie to relapse.
> I thought Adams was pretty good in this, and while this isn't
> breaking any new ground, and is frustating in parts to watch (addicts
> are never a "fun" watch!!), the film itself is decent.
>
>
> Recorded for later: Perfect High (off Lifetime, 'cos it's not available
> anywhere else).
>
>
I think this will be another two day catch-up. I'm still deep into
planning my home theater upgrade, and pretty much all of my free time
has been taken over by that. But I was able to background noise:
Young Sherlock Holmes (Streaming on Epix) - I have been waiting years
for this to get a blu-ray upgrade. I'm tired of waiting and broke down
and finally decided to watch it after noticing it had a HD print
available for streaming. This is the classic 1985 fantasy movie
directed by Barry Levison which explains how Holmes met Watson and had
their first big adventure together. The movie holds up very well. And
Nicholas Rowe is probably my favorite Sherlock Holmes. He's not a
particularly famous actor, and I don't have anything else in my
collection that he's in. But I was watching him in an interview a few
years ago from some random movie that he had a roll in, and he mentioned
the director was a huge fan of Young Sherlock Holmes. He may not be
particularly famous, but he definitely has fans from the movie that
still recognize him today from it.
Sherlock Holmes (blu-ray) 2009 action movie directed by Guy Ritchie and
Starring Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Holmes and Jude Law as his sidekick
Dr. War Machine. The two of them spend the movie having slow motion
fights and trading one liners with Rachel McAdams' "Irene Adler" as they
try to stop Mark Strong from twirling his evil mustache. Apparently
Iron Holmes is supposed to be a brilliant detective. I know this
because the movie says so. Although I personally would have preferred
it if at some point in the movie Iron Holmes deduced something using
logic and reason, but there probably wasn't enough time for both that
and the fight scenes. However, I did like that when this movie opened
the plot was *very* similar to the plot of Young Sherlock Holmes, where
in each case Holmes had to investigate a cult that was kidnapping and
murdering young women. I don't think I ever caught that connection
before now.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (blu-ray) Guy Ritchie returns to
direct Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law in an even bigger, louder, more
actiony adventure. This time Iron Holmes has to match fists, I mean
wits, against Professional Moriaty (Jared Harris). I don't know, maybe
I liked this more than the first one. Technically, they aren't bad
movies, but they aren't really Sherlock Holmes movies either.
Queen Sugar - "And Dream with Them Deeply" - A character, who I have no
memory of, takes the lead as he winds up in the hospital and there's a
huge fight over if the family will be allowed to visit him after his
estranged daughter shows up and kicks everyone out of the hospital.
The Night (Netflix rental) This is a new Iranian psychological horror
movie. Wiki says it's a U.S. co-production, and Netflix says it's an
English language movie. But calling this an English language movie is
misleading at best. I'd estimate a good 70% of the movie is in Farsi.
And to make matters worse, there are a couple of times in the movie when
the characters start speaking Farsi and instead of translating the
closed captions say, "speaking foreign language." Anyway the plot
involves a husband, wife, and their new baby in the U.S. (it took me
half the movie before I realized it was set in the U.S.) who are leaving
a friend's house and stop at a hotel for the night. Before checking in
they may or may not have been in a car accident where the drunk husband
may or may not have hit something. It seemed clear enough hit hit
something, but what he hit is left intentionally vague. Once they check
into the hotel things take a turn for the haunted as the pair experience
a nightmarish time with what's real and what's not is no longer clear.
Think of it as a low budget version of "1408." I guess it's an OK
psychological horror movie, but it helps going in to know that it's
mostly in Farsi.