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> BREAKING NEWS from San Francisco.
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> Nancy Pelosi has been injured after a massive explosion at her home in
> San Francisco, California
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> Nancy was firing up the old gas powered pussy poker affectionately
> known as "gasser", for old last ride before switching to her new green
> energy dildo and it simply just "BLEW UP"! Shit went flying
> everywhere!
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> Hazmat crews quickly responded and began cleaning up the mess. The
> city disaster coordinator released a statement that it would be a long
> arduous task and take weeks, if not months, because Nancy was so full
> of it.
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