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anim8rfsk

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Oct 18, 2019, 4:03:00 AM10/18/19
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Death in Paradise

@deathinparadise

·
1h (https://twitter.com/deathinparadise/status/1185088121299451904)

Greetings from the Caribbean! Here’s a sneak peek of the new D.I taking
over from Ardal O’Hanlon to unravel the island’s murder mysteries. Who do
you think will be playing him? Answers on a postcard, please!
#DeathInParadise
(https://twitter.com/hashtag/DeathInParadise?src=hashtag_click) coming to
@BBCOne (https://twitter.com/BBCOne)
in 2020.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHHKuq0XYAAxNTr?format=jpg&name=medium

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Ed Stasiak

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Oct 18, 2019, 8:02:41 AM10/18/19
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> anim8rfsk
>
> Greetings from the Caribbean! Here’s a sneak peek of the new D.I taking
> over from Ardal O’Hanlon to unravel the island’s murder mysteries. Who
> do you think will be playing him? Answers on a postcard, please!

What’s important, is who will the hot chick assistant inspector be?

anim8rfsk

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Oct 18, 2019, 9:58:57 AM10/18/19
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Presumably the same as last season?

Ed Stasiak

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Oct 18, 2019, 11:55:37 AM10/18/19
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> anim8rfsk
> > Ed Stasiak
> >
> > What’s important, is who will the hot chick assistant inspector be?
>
> Presumably the same as last season?

I thought Florence (Josephine Jobert) was also leaving the show?

https://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/port/1000/j/josephine-jobert-death-in-paradise-2.jpg

suzeeq

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Oct 18, 2019, 12:19:47 PM10/18/19
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On 10/18/2019 8:55 AM, Ed Stasiak wrote:
>> anim8rfsk
>>> Ed Stasiak
>>>
>>> What’s important, is who will the hot chick assistant inspector be?
>>
>> Presumably the same as last season?
>
> I thought Florence (Josephine Jobert) was also leaving the show?
>
> https://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/port/1000/j/josephine-jobert-death-in-paradise-2.jpg
>
She's already gone.

anim8rfsk

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Oct 18, 2019, 12:19:49 PM10/18/19
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Meet the new girl!

https://www.hellomagazine.com/imagenes/film/2019030570489/death-in-paradise-
josephine-jobert-replacement-cast-reaction/0-344-703/death-in-paradise-3-
t.jpg

The suzeeq and I have seen 2 episodes with her already.

https://www.hellomagazine.com/film/2019030570489/death-in-paradise-josephine-
jobert-replacement-cast-reaction/

anim8rfsk

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Oct 18, 2019, 12:21:23 PM10/18/19
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:(

suzeeq

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Oct 18, 2019, 12:28:12 PM10/18/19
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On 10/18/2019 1:02 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:
> https://twitter.com/deathinparadise/status/1185088121299451904?s=20
>
> Death in Paradise
>
> @deathinparadise
>
> ·
> 1h (https://twitter.com/deathinparadise/status/1185088121299451904)
>
> Greetings from the Caribbean! Here’s a sneak peek of the new D.I taking
> over from Ardal O’Hanlon to unravel the island’s murder mysteries. Who do
> you think will be playing him? Answers on a postcard, please!
> #DeathInParadise
> (https://twitter.com/hashtag/DeathInParadise?src=hashtag_click) coming to
> @BBCOne (https://twitter.com/BBCOne)
> in 2020.
>
> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHHKuq0XYAAxNTr?format=jpg&name=medium
>
Heh, wonderful picture of him!

anim8rfsk

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Oct 18, 2019, 1:46:31 PM10/18/19
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:)

I thought it was a cute tweet.

Shadow

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Oct 18, 2019, 4:24:57 PM10/18/19
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On Fri, 18 Oct 2019 01:02:57 -0700, anim8rfsk <anim...@cox.net>
wrote:
https://www.hellomagazine.com/film/2019022170071/is-ardal-o-hanlan-leaving-death-in-paradise/

//While he hasn't yet revealed whether he is leaving the show, Ardal
recently said he suspected the BBC wants to replace him with a female
character//.

Probably a cross-dresser in a man's suit.
Trendy!!!!

The story went to sht after they replaced the first DI.
I watch it for the scenery.
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suzeeq

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Oct 18, 2019, 4:46:54 PM10/18/19
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On 10/18/2019 1:23 PM, Shadow wrote:
> On Fri, 18 Oct 2019 01:02:57 -0700, anim8rfsk <anim...@cox.net>
> wrote:
>
>> https://twitter.com/deathinparadise/status/1185088121299451904?s=20
>>
>> Death in Paradise
>
> https://www.hellomagazine.com/film/2019022170071/is-ardal-o-hanlan-leaving-death-in-paradise/
>
> //While he hasn't yet revealed whether he is leaving the show, Ardal
> recently said he suspected the BBC wants to replace him with a female
> character//.
>
> Probably a cross-dresser in a man's suit.
> Trendy!!!!
>
> The story went to sht after they replaced the first DI.
> I watch it for the scenery.
> []'s
>
We all do.

I really didn't like the character of the original DI as much as the
other two.

Your Name

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Oct 18, 2019, 4:51:03 PM10/18/19
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On 2019-10-18 16:27:51 +0000, suzeeq said:
> On 10/18/2019 1:02 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:
>> https://twitter.com/deathinparadise/status/1185088121299451904?s=20
>>
>> Death in Paradise
>>
>> @deathinparadise
>>
>> 1h (https://twitter.com/deathinparadise/status/1185088121299451904)
>>
>> Greetings from the Caribbean! Here's a sneak peek of the new D.I taking
>> over from Ardal O'Hanlon to unravel the island's murder mysteries. Who do
>> you think will be playing him? Answers on a postcard, please!
>> #DeathInParadise
>> (https://twitter.com/hashtag/DeathInParadise?src=hashtag_click) coming to
>> @BBCOne (https://twitter.com/BBCOne)
>> in 2020.
>>
>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHHKuq0XYAAxNTr?format=jpg&name=medium
>
> Heh, wonderful picture of him!

Looks like the new Inspector is going to be Bear Grylls. ;-)

Your Name

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Oct 18, 2019, 4:52:25 PM10/18/19
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On 2019-10-18 16:19:45 +0000, anim8rfsk said:
> Fri, 18 Oct 2019 08:55:34 -0700 Ed Stasiak<esta...@att.net> wrote:
>>> anim8rfsk
>>>> Ed Stasiak
>>>>
>>>> What's important, is who will the hot chick assistant inspector be?
>>>
>>> Presumably the same as last season?
>>
>> I thought Florence (Josephine Jobert) was also leaving the show?
>>
>> https://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/port/1000/j/josephine-jobert-death-in-paradise-2.jpg
>>
>
> Meet the new girl!
>
> https://www.hellomagazine.com/imagenes/film/2019030570489/death-in-paradise-josephine-jobert-replacement-cast-reaction/0-344-703/death-in-paradise-3-t.jpg
>
>
> The suzeeq and I have seen 2 episodes with her already.
>
> https://www.hellomagazine.com/film/2019030570489/death-in-paradise-josephine-
> jobert-replacement-cast-reaction/

So they just created a younger clone of the first actress? ;-)

anim8rfsk

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Oct 18, 2019, 5:43:21 PM10/18/19
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Fri, 18 Oct 2019 13:23:22 -0700 Shadow <S...@dow.br> wrote:

> On Fri, 18 Oct 2019 01:02:57 -0700, anim8rfsk<anim...@cox.net>
> wrote:
>
> > https://twitter.com/deathinparadise/status/1185088121299451904?s=20
> >
> > Death in Paradise
>
> https://www.hellomagazine.com/film/2019022170071/is-ardal-o-hanlan-leaving-dea
> th-in-paradise/
>
> //While he hasn't yet revealed whether he is leaving the show, Ardal
> recently said he suspected the BBC wants to replace him with a female
> character//.

Yeah, that's what I was expecting. Bring back Camille!

> Probably a cross-dresser in a man's suit.
> Trendy!!!!

LOL, I hadn't thought of that.

> The story went to sht after they replaced the first DI.

Well, Kris Marshall was just annoying.

> I watch it for the scenery.
> []'s

Yep.

anim8rfsk

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Oct 18, 2019, 5:43:34 PM10/18/19
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Ewww

anim8rfsk

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Oct 18, 2019, 5:44:37 PM10/18/19
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She's from Paris, too, and they've completely memory-holed the first actress.

suzeeq

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Oct 18, 2019, 7:55:57 PM10/18/19
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I didn't. I mean he was a good detective, but ridiculous in his refusal
to dress in anything but wool suits in the tropics.

Your Name

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Oct 18, 2019, 9:35:14 PM10/18/19
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Reportedly the new actor is Ralf Little. He was in 'The Royle Family'
among other shows, including being one of the guest stars in a 'Death
in Paradise' episode back in 2013.

Ralf Little will 'replace Ardal O'Hanlon' on BBC's Death in Paradise

<https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/18/ralf-little-will-replace-ardal-ohanlon-bbcs-death-paradise-10944769/>



Ralf Little
<https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0514644/>




anim8rfsk

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Oct 20, 2019, 4:11:04 AM10/20/19
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https://twitter.com/deathinparadise/status/1185826921919238145?s=20

Death in Paradise

@deathinparadise

CONFIRMED:
@RalfLittle (https://twitter.com/RalfLittle)
will be playing D.I Neville Parker in #DeathInParadise

A fish out of water, how will Neville cope when he lands in paradise and what
will Harry make of his new housemate?

Tune in to series nine on
@BBCOne (https://twitter.com/BBCOne)
in the New Year where all will be revealed!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHTnSmBWwAAh8gf?format=jpg&name=large

He looks like Joey Bishop.

alvey

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Oct 20, 2019, 4:13:18 PM10/20/19
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On Fri, 18 Oct 2019 01:02:57 -0700, anim8rfsk wrote:

> https://twitter.com/deathinparadise/status/1185088121299451904?s=20
>
> Death in Paradise
>
> @deathinparadise
>
> ·
> 1h (https://twitter.com/deathinparadise/status/1185088121299451904)
>
> Greetings from the Caribbean! Here’s a sneak peek of the new D.I taking
> over from Ardal O’Hanlon to unravel the island’s murder mysteries. Who do
> you think will be playing him? Answers on a postcard, please!
> #DeathInParadise
> (https://twitter.com/hashtag/DeathInParadise?src=hashtag_click) coming to
> @BBCOne (https://twitter.com/BBCOne)
> in 2020.
>
> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHHKuq0XYAAxNTr?format=jpg&name=medium

I'm surprised that there's anyone left on the island to murder. Maybe the
coppers will have to draw straws to become a victim?



alvey

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suzeeq

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Oct 20, 2019, 4:23:23 PM10/20/19
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On 10/20/2019 1:13 PM, alvey wrote:
> On Fri, 18 Oct 2019 01:02:57 -0700, anim8rfsk wrote:
>
>> https://twitter.com/deathinparadise/status/1185088121299451904?s=20
>>
>> Death in Paradise
>>
>> @deathinparadise
>>
>> ·
>> 1h (https://twitter.com/deathinparadise/status/1185088121299451904)
>>
>> Greetings from the Caribbean! Here¢s a sneak peek of the new D.I taking
>> over from Ardal O¢Hanlon to unravel the island¢s murder mysteries. Who do
>> you think will be playing him? Answers on a postcard, please!
>> #DeathInParadise
>> (https://twitter.com/hashtag/DeathInParadise?src=hashtag_click) coming to
>> @BBCOne (https://twitter.com/BBCOne)
>> in 2020.
>>
>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHHKuq0XYAAxNTr?format=jpg&name=medium
>
> I'm surprised that there's anyone left on the island to murder. Maybe the
> coppers will have to draw straws to become a victim?
>
It's mostly the tourists and part time residents who get murdered.

anim8rfsk

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Oct 20, 2019, 4:30:39 PM10/20/19
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Sun, 20 Oct 2019 13:13:13 -0700 alvey <al...@is.invalid> wrote:

> On Fri, 18 Oct 2019 01:02:57 -0700, anim8rfsk wrote:
>
> > https://twitter.com/deathinparadise/status/1185088121299451904?s=20
> >
> > Death in Paradise
> >
> > @deathinparadise
> >
> > ·
> > 1h (https://twitter.com/deathinparadise/status/1185088121299451904)
> >
> > Greetings from the Caribbean! Here’s a sneak peek of the new D.I taking
> > over from Ardal O’Hanlon to unravel the island’s murder mysteries. Who
> > do
> > you think will be playing him? Answers on a postcard, please!
> > #DeathInParadise
> > (https://twitter.com/hashtag/DeathInParadise?src=hashtag_click) coming to
> > @BBCOne (https://twitter.com/BBCOne)
> > in 2020.
> >
> > https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHHKuq0XYAAxNTr?format=jpg&name=medium
>
> I'm surprised that there's anyone left on the island to murder. Maybe the
> coppers will have to draw straws to become a victim?
>
> alvey

It rivals Santa Barbara as the murder capital of the world.

anim8rfsk

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Oct 20, 2019, 4:31:10 PM10/20/19
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Always plenty of them.

Your Name

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Oct 20, 2019, 5:00:56 PM10/20/19
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On 2019-10-20 20:13:13 +0000, alvey said:
> On Fri, 18 Oct 2019 01:02:57 -0700, anim8rfsk wrote:
>>
>> https://twitter.com/deathinparadise/status/1185088121299451904?s=20
>>
>> Death in Paradise
>>
>> @deathinparadise
>>
>> ·
>> 1h (https://twitter.com/deathinparadise/status/1185088121299451904)
>>
>> Greetings from the Caribbean! Here's a sneak peek of the new D.I taking
>> over from Ardal O'Hanlon to unravel the island's murder mysteries. Who do
>> you think will be playing him? Answers on a postcard, please!
>> #DeathInParadise
>> (https://twitter.com/hashtag/DeathInParadise?src=hashtag_click) coming to
>> @BBCOne (https://twitter.com/BBCOne)
>> in 2020.
>>
>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHHKuq0XYAAxNTr?format=jpg&name=medium
>
> I'm surprised that there's anyone left on the island to murder. Maybe the
> coppers will have to draw straws to become a victim?

Most of the victims and suspects are actually tourists coming to the
island, so there's an almost never ending supply. :-)

Your Name

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Oct 20, 2019, 5:12:00 PM10/20/19
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On 2019-10-20 20:30:36 +0000, anim8rfsk said:
> Sun, 20 Oct 2019 13:13:13 -0700 alvey <al...@is.invalid> wrote:
>> On Fri, 18 Oct 2019 01:02:57 -0700, anim8rfsk wrote:
>>
>>> https://twitter.com/deathinparadise/status/1185088121299451904?s=20
>>>
>>> Death in Paradise
>>>
>>> @deathinparadise
>>>
>>> ·
>>> 1h (https://twitter.com/deathinparadise/status/1185088121299451904)
>>>
>>> Greetings from the Caribbean! Here's a sneak peek of the new D.I taking
>>> over from Ardal O'Hanlon to unravel the island's murder mysteries. Who
>>> do
>>> you think will be playing him? Answers on a postcard, please!
>>> #DeathInParadise
>>> (https://twitter.com/hashtag/DeathInParadise?src=hashtag_click) coming to
>>> @BBCOne (https://twitter.com/BBCOne)
>>> in 2020.
>>>
>>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHHKuq0XYAAxNTr?format=jpg&name=medium
>>
>> I'm surprised that there's anyone left on the island to murder. Maybe the
>> coppers will have to draw straws to become a victim?
>
> It rivals Santa Barbara as the murder capital of the world.

Try Midsomer (Midsomer Murders) ...

Since Midsomer Murders first aired in 1997, it has featured
222 murders (an average of nearly three per episode), plus
11 accidental deaths, 11 suicides and seven deaths from
natural causes.

Then there's also Oxford (Endeavour / Morse / Lewis), Kembleford
(Father Brown), Cabot Cove (Murder She Wrote), Glasgow (Taggart),
Shetland (Shetland), ... numerous other places.

Basically if you want to be safe, buy your own island. ;-)


suzeeq

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Oct 20, 2019, 5:13:34 PM10/20/19
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You owe me ice cream. Or other cool, rainy weather appropriate delight.

suzeeq

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Oct 20, 2019, 5:20:44 PM10/20/19
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And don't allow anyone to visit.

anim8rfsk

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Oct 20, 2019, 6:02:27 PM10/20/19
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Of course, on DIP, even the cops themselves are killers (and victims)!

Shadow

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Oct 20, 2019, 6:33:32 PM10/20/19
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On Sun, 20 Oct 2019 15:02:23 -0700, anim8rfsk <anim...@cox.net>
wrote:
It's a reality show?

Your Name

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Oct 20, 2019, 9:02:27 PM10/20/19
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Sent ... from New Zealand. You should receive a melted-ice-cream-ruined
empty box in about 10 to 12 weeks. ;-)



Your Name

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Oct 20, 2019, 9:03:56 PM10/20/19
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Even then you won't be safe ... many of the deaths in these shows can
be due to accidents or suicide.


Dimensional Traveler

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Oct 20, 2019, 10:13:50 PM10/20/19
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Not if they keep getting killed off!

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Dimensional Traveler

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Oct 20, 2019, 10:14:32 PM10/20/19
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On 10/20/2019 2:11 PM, Your Name wrote:
And don't let a detective, private or otherwise, on it!

suzeeq

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Oct 20, 2019, 10:36:18 PM10/20/19
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Oh great, right in the middle of winter. Maybe it'll freeze up by then.

alvey

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Oct 21, 2019, 3:42:25 AM10/21/19
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Yeah, but are those groups likely to keep coming if they keep getting
slaughtered? If that's a 'Yes' from you then enjoy your next holiday in
Syria.

suzeeq

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Oct 21, 2019, 12:07:45 PM10/21/19
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The commissioner is always warning them to get it wrapped up quickly and
quietly so as not to get bad publicity for the island.

alvey

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Oct 21, 2019, 3:42:35 PM10/21/19
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Nahhh. The majority of the deaded tourists are Brits so there is precisely
zero chance of the UK 'popular' press not getting on to the story and
running a million stories on the 'Holiday Island of Death!'

Anyway, I look forward to rating the shorts of the new token female
detective.

anim8rfsk

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Oct 21, 2019, 4:17:13 PM10/21/19
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Well, she's French, so won't she have hairy legs?
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