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Chris Freeman

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Sep 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/14/98
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A recent (and very hilarious) thread about Len Fairclough started me
thinking about TV folks who were involved in various scandals.

Here are a couple more.

Peter Wyngard: Once voted the man "...most girls would like to lose
their virginity to...". Also played womanisers such as Jason King.
How odd then, that he should have been caught in a gents engaging in
Geroge Michael style naughties.

Wilfred Bramble: Seems like it was not just the character of Albert
Steptoe ho was such a "dirty old man". More action in the gents. At
his hearing, his defence claimed that he was merely "a very friendly
man". Seems like it.

Leonard Sachs (sp?): Master of ceremonies at the 'Good Old Days'.
Another fellow caught in a public toilet.

Jess Yates: This is the biggie, folks! Remember him sat at the organ
(ooerr missus) on that awful God-slot programme Stars On Sunday? He
came all over as sweetness an light, and about as genuine as a nine
bob note. Caught with his trousers down playing naughty games with a
female researcher, I believe.

Anyone remember these? Got any others?

Chris.

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ChrisEilbeck

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Sep 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/14/98
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c...@clara.net (Chris Freeman) typed:

>
> Leonard Sachs (sp?): Master of ceremonies at the 'Good Old Days'.
> Another fellow caught in a public toilet.

I'll never be able to watch Fawlty Towers in the same light again!

Chris
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John.Sayle

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Sep 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/14/98
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ChrisEilbeck wrote in message <35FD6F0F...@yordas.demon.co.uk>...


That was Andrew Sachs wasn't it?

Gordon Rennie

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Sep 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/14/98
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Chris Freeman wrote:
>
> A recent (and very hilarious) thread about Len Fairclough started me
> thinking about TV folks who were involved in various scandals.
>
> Here are a couple more.
>
<snip>

>
> Anyone remember these? Got any others?
>
Maybe more one for the Scottish contingent out there. STV had a legendary
continuity announcer in the 1970s called Bryce Curdy. One day he
disappeared without trace or explanation from our TV screens. Scottish
urban legend says that the reason for this was that he was admitted into
the casualty department of Glasgow Infirmary one night, needing emergency
rectal surgery to remove a large dildo/vibrator from up his arse. Anyone
remember the story and know if there's any truth in it?


Duncan Lynskey

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Sep 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/14/98
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That was Andrew Sachs. Your viewing pleasure is intact.

Duncan

Tony Walton

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Sep 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/16/98
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ChrisEilbeck wrote:
>
> c...@clara.net (Chris Freeman) typed:
> >
> > Leonard Sachs (sp?): Master of ceremonies at the 'Good Old Days'.
> > Another fellow caught in a public toilet.
>
> I'll never be able to watch Fawlty Towers in the same light again!


Why not? Unless you're imagining that Leonard was caught in the toilet
with his son, Andrew, who played Manuel.

Cheers

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Fiona McCall

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Sep 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/16/98
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In article <35FF80...@UK.Sun.COM>, Tony Walton
<tony....@UK.Sun.COM> writes
Wasn't he Andrew's uncle?
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squidly

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Sep 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/17/98
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>Yes, it's true. He had to stand in line behind Marc
Almond, who was
>there to have 10ml of semen pumped from his stomach.
>
>This could be a whole new thread...!


Y'know, in the 70's that semen story was attributed to
Elton John......

Must be true, then .......

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Steve Day

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Sep 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/17/98
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On Thu, 17 Sep 1998 10:13:40 +0100, tnt <goat...@prioryv.demon.co.uk>
wrote:

>In article <35FD980C...@mcmail.com>, Gordon Rennie
><gmre...@mcmail.com> writes


>>Scottish
>>urban legend says that the reason for this was that he was admitted into
>>the casualty department of Glasgow Infirmary one night, needing emergency
>>rectal surgery to remove a large dildo/vibrator from up his arse. Anyone
>>remember the story and know if there's any truth in it?
>

>Yes, it's true. He had to stand in line behind Marc Almond, who was
>there to have 10ml of semen pumped from his stomach.
>

I was always led to believe that this happened in Lincoln (he went to
one of the comprehensives there) and he was with a bunch of medical
students at the time..


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Gillian Hardy

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Sep 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/17/98
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Gillian stopped doing the Hustle and noticed that on Thu, 17 Sep 1998

12:17:21 +0100, "squidly" <squ...@clara.net> had been moved to write:


>>Yes, it's true. He had to stand in line behind Marc
>Almond, who was
>>there to have 10ml of semen pumped from his stomach.
>>

>>This could be a whole new thread...!

>
>Y'know, in the 70's that semen story was attributed to
>Elton John......

And Rod Stewart.


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Pete Fenelon

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Sep 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/17/98
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Chris Freeman <c...@clara.net> wrote:
> Peter Wyngard: Once voted the man "...most girls would like to lose
> their virginity to...". Also played womanisers such as Jason King.
> How odd then, that he should have been caught in a gents engaging in
> Geroge Michael style naughties.

Victor Lewis-Smith is fond of spreading this one (as it were). I think
it may have a grain of truth to it.


> Jess Yates: This is the biggie, folks! Remember him sat at the organ
> (ooerr missus) on that awful God-slot programme Stars On Sunday? He
> came all over as sweetness an light, and about as genuine as a nine
> bob note. Caught with his trousers down playing naughty games with a
> female researcher, I believe.

Yes. And Hughie Green was nobbing his wife.

pete
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Pete Fenelon

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Sep 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/17/98
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Gordon Rennie <gmre...@mcmail.com> wrote:
[re Bryce Cordy]

> rectal surgery to remove a large dildo/vibrator from up his arse. Anyone
> remember the story and know if there's any truth in it?

Same as the rumours about Fred Dinenage and the hamster, then?

The rapid departure of "comedian" Roy Jay (convict outfit, white gloves,
catchphrases "Spook!" and "Slither!") from our televisions owed at least
as much to his lavatorial activities as it did to his utter talentlessness,
if I recall correctly.

squidly

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Sep 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/18/98
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Pete Fenelon wrote in message ...


>Chris Freeman <c...@clara.net> wrote:
>> Peter Wyngard: Once voted the man "...most girls
would like to lose
>> their virginity to...". Also played womanisers such
as Jason King.
>> How odd then, that he should have been caught in a
gents engaging in
>> Geroge Michael style naughties.
>
>Victor Lewis-Smith is fond of spreading this one (as
it were). I think
>it may have a grain of truth to it.

I remember the news reports in the press at the
time.....so its probably all malicious rumour :-)

Bessie Moribund

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Sep 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM9/18/98
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squidly wrote in message <6tqr8j$esm$2...@eros.clara.net>...

>
>>Yes, it's true. He had to stand in line behind Marc
>Almond, who was
>>there to have 10ml of semen pumped from his stomach.
>>
>>This could be a whole new thread...!
>
>Y'know, in the 70's that semen story was attributed to
>Elton John......
>
>Must be true, then ...

The version I've heard most often says it was 8 pints that had to be
pumped out. Marc was asked about this in a Melody Maker interview and
he thought it was hysterical: "What did I do, suck off an elephant or
something?"

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Yes it was true. It was in the Sunday Mail the day after it happened it was a hamster or gerbil though. It wasn’t the first time either allegedly.
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