Santa.
Funkyman
Jackie <jac...@bingo.force9.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Ok imagination time is here, you are Santa and can give the villagers
> presents of their choice. But being a wise Santa you don't just give
> Scott the money to pay off the motor or Kelly the deposit for her
> house. That's to easy........ you Santa must give these villagers not
> what they want but what they need.
> What does Bernice really need in her life to make her happy,
> Or Sarah..... or Zak even???
>
>
> --
> Jackie
> ICQ 3353075 www.bingo.force9.co.uk
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I love these sort of things.
Zak - New hat and coat.
Butch - A book, The Joy of sex.
Emily - A book, The Joy of Sex
Lisa - A 3 min supermarket trolley dash
Belle - New foster parents
Viv - A vibrator.
Donna - The key to the cupboard
Kelly - A new box of hair clips
Scott - A new suit, he only wears the one
Roy - Swarfega and some clearasil (sp?)
Bernice - Chocolates, Roses, Champagne, A Diamond ring and me.
Gavin - A voucher for BUPA for a vasectomy
Tricia - A book, How to get that Man
Turner - A weekend at a health farm.
Betty - A Radio scanner, ultra sound listening device, a Dictaphone to tape
conversations, binoculars.
Seth - Continence bag, so he doesn't have to move from his stool in the
Woolpack
Pollard - A trip to Bankok and a new catalogue for brides
Marlon - A book, How to keep your woman
Lynn - Me.
Kathy - Trip to Australia
Graham - A box of wigs, photo frames, scissors, glue and a book on Gurning
Chris - A CD Rom Family Tree Maker
Zoe - A .44 Magnum, a Winchester pump action shotgun with sawn off barrel,
combat gear and some hand grenades
Joseph - A daddy
Claudia - Terry
Terry - Claudia in Basque, stockings and suspenders
Jack - an EEC Grant
Sarah - A Pregnancy
Ritchie - News of being a Dad to be
Robert - A paid in advance night at a Brothel
Andrew - As above.
Angie - A make over and a book How to look feminine
Sean - A book, How to treat your woman
Ollie - A book, Matilda and a course in being a right pain in the arse to
adults
Marc - A part in Emmerdale
Ashley - Get promoted to Bishop of Emmerdale and a night of passion with
Bernice
Laura - A decent storyline
John - A visit from Angie, some handcuffs, a court hearing for abuse.
I don't think I have forgotten anyone, Ho, Ho, Ho.
JSDS
Ps, Does anyone else think that the other night, that Belle was a Huge baby
for a 12 month old?
Martin Bradford
Jackie <jac...@bingo.force9.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Ok imagination time is here, you are Santa and can give the villagers
> presents of their choice. But being a wise Santa you don't just give
> Scott the money to pay off the motor or Kelly the deposit for her
> house. That's to easy........ you Santa must give these villagers not
> what they want but what they need.
> What does Bernice really need in her life to make her happy,
> Or Sarah..... or Zak even???
>
Okay, I'm just going to give 4.
Pollard- A decent gun to kill himself with.
Graham-Plastic Surgery.
Tricia-A chastity belt
Jason-A Man.
Amenhirkopshef
> I don't think I have forgotten anyone, Ho, Ho, Ho.
>
Paddy - A new receptionist (please!)
Pete - A storyline
Claudia - a tazer or large, cold spoon
Martin Bradford
Jonno <joe...@freeuk.com> wrote in message
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> Kieran Roberts - the bullet.
>
> Love Santa
That's the best one I've heard so far.
Dionne Siley
<jac...@bingo.force9.co.uk> opined:
>Ok imagination time is here, you are Santa and can give the villagers
>presents of their choice. But being a wise Santa you don't just give
>Scott the money to pay off the motor or Kelly the deposit for her
>house. That's to easy........ you Santa must give these villagers not
>what they want but what they need.
>What does Bernice really need in her life to make her happy,
>Or Sarah..... or Zak even???
>
Sarah - an affair
Kelly - some skirts
Roy - that handy book, "How not to be a doormat"
Tricia - some acting lessons
Mandy & Angie - a decent wardrobe
Ollie - some friends of her own age
Marc - a storyline of his own
Kathy - a one-way ticket to Oz
Graham - a P45
Paddy - me
--
Dionne
Pack your bags. We're going on a guilt trip.
Dionne Siley
opined:
>Kieran Roberts - the bullet.
Dionne - the chance to shoot Kieran Roberts
Dionne Siley
<funk...@freeuk.com> opined:
>Ps, Does anyone else think that the other night, that Belle was a Huge baby
>for a 12 month old?
>
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that. She looked nearer 18
months to me.
Martin Bradford
Dionne Siley <dio...@snarksville.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Previously on rec.arts.tv.uk.emmerdale, "Funkyman"
> <funk...@freeuk.com> opined:
>
> >Ps, Does anyone else think that the other night, that Belle was a Huge
baby
> >for a 12 month old?
> >
>
> I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that. She looked nearer 18
> months to me.
>
Have they changed the baby who plays her, or has she just had an
incredably early growth spurt?
Martin Bradford
>
Why do you have a crush on Paddy?
Funkyman
Amenhirkopshef <ame...@kv5.net> wrote in message
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Thanks, how could I forget Mandy!!
Mandy - Lippo suction
Paddy - A habit, like friar Tuck and a chastity belt
Pete - Jason
JSDS
stevosbaldhead
Martin Bradford <martinb...@freeuk.com> wrote in message
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> > Previously on rec.arts.tv.uk.emmerdale, "Funkyman"
> > <funk...@freeuk.com> opined:
> >
> > >Ps, Does anyone else think that the other night, that Belle was a Huge
> baby
> > >for a 12 month old?
> > >
> >
> > I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that. She looked nearer 18
> > months to me.
> >
>
> Have they changed the baby who plays her, or has she just had an
> incredably early growth spurt?
>
who is the mad cow!!!
Jackie
>
>Dionne Siley <dio...@snarksville.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
>> Paddy - me
>>
>
> Why do you have a crush on Paddy?
>
I think most of us girls have a crush on Paddy :-)
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Mystic Green
(honest) when Jackie <home...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>> Why do you have a crush on Paddy?
>>
>I think most of us girls have a crush on Paddy :-)
>--
Count me in on that - he's soooooo cuddly, and has a lovely smile!
Mys
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õ¿õ ßill Sands
catsuit,Jackie <home...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>On Sun, 12 Dec 1999 21:06:55 GMT, Martin Bradford wrote:
>
>>
>>Dionne Siley <dio...@snarksville.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
>>> Paddy - me
>>>
>>
>> Why do you have a crush on Paddy?
>>
>I think most of us girls have a crush on Paddy :-)
What can I say. 8))
Pads
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Mystic Green
(honest) when dio...@snarksville.freeserve.co.uk (Dionne Siley) wrote:
>
>I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that. She looked nearer 18
>months to me.
>
Sometimes they just grow bigger than you expect! My little niece is
nearly 7 months old but already in 12 month clothing. She's not a
podgy baby, just a really long one. (She's nearly taller than me
already! LOL)
Funkyman
Mystic Green <s...@sig.for.address> wrote in message
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> ON Mon, 13 Dec 1999 02:51:12 +0000, I was trying to do some work
> (honest) when Jackie <home...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>
> >> Why do you have a crush on Paddy?
> >>
> >I think most of us girls have a crush on Paddy :-)
> Count me in on that - he's soooooo cuddly, and has a lovely smile!
>
> Mys
You are all sad, sad women.
JSDS
Funkyman
őżő ßill Sands <emme...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 13 Dec 1999 02:51:12 +0000, As I was slipping into the
> catsuit,Jackie <home...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 12 Dec 1999 21:06:55 GMT, Martin Bradford wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>Dionne Siley <dio...@snarksville.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> >>> Paddy - me
> >>>
> >>
> >>
> >I think most of us girls have a crush on Paddy :-)
>
> Pads
> --
Well, what ever it is, go tell your Bunnies 8-))
JSDS
õ¿õ ßill Sands
catsuit,"Funkyman" <funk...@freeuk.com> wrote:
>
>Mystic Green <s...@sig.for.address> wrote in message
>news:3854cc2a...@news.freenetname.co.uk...
>> ON Mon, 13 Dec 1999 02:51:12 +0000, I was trying to do some work
>> (honest) when Jackie <home...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>>
>> >> Why do you have a crush on Paddy?
>> >>
>> >I think most of us girls have a crush on Paddy :-)
>> >--
>> Count me in on that - he's soooooo cuddly, and has a lovely smile!
>>
>> Mys
>
>
>You are all sad, sad women.
And yoooo are sooooo jealous. LOL
õ¿õ ßill Sands
catsuit,"Funkyman" <funk...@freeuk.com> wrote:
>
>őżő ßill Sands <emme...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
>news:1nl95solinj70bu9m...@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 13 Dec 1999 02:51:12 +0000, As I was slipping into the
>> catsuit,Jackie <home...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>>
>> >On Sun, 12 Dec 1999 21:06:55 GMT, Martin Bradford wrote:
>> >
>> >>
>> >>Dionne Siley <dio...@snarksville.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
>> >>> Paddy - me
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >> Why do you have a crush on Paddy?
>> >>
>> >I think most of us girls have a crush on Paddy :-)
>>
>> What can I say. 8))
>> Pads
>> --
>> óżň ßill Sands.Cheltenham,UK ICQ 23556129
>
>
>
>
>Well, what ever it is, go tell your Bunnies 8-))
Eat your heart out jealous dead ruminant
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Funkyman
> On Mon, 13 Dec 1999 20:50:14 GMT, As I was slipping into the
> catsuit,"Funkyman" <funk...@freeuk.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >Mystic Green <s...@sig.for.address> wrote in message
> >news:3854cc2a...@news.freenetname.co.uk...
> >> ON Mon, 13 Dec 1999 02:51:12 +0000, I was trying to do some work
> >> (honest) when Jackie <home...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >>
> >> >I think most of us girls have a crush on Paddy :-)
> >> Count me in on that - he's soooooo cuddly, and has a lovely smile!
> >>
> >> Mys
> >
> >
> >You are all sad, sad women.
>
> And yoooo are sooooo jealous. LOL
> óżň ßill Sands.Cheltenham,UK ICQ 23556129
I'm not jealous Paddy, I don't look like a guinea Pig, I can look like
anyone I want and get into anyone I want 8-))
Where's Bernice?
JSDS
Funkyman
őżő ßill Sands <emme...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
> >Well, what ever it is, go tell your Bunnies 8-))
>
> Eat your heart out jealous dead ruminant
> --
> óżň ßill Sands.Cheltenham,UK ICQ 23556129
I haven't chewed the cud for a long time now.
Anyway Guinea Pig features, don't book a holiday to South America or you'll
end up like me.
JSDS
Jackie
>I'm not jealous Paddy, I don't look like a guinea Pig, I can look like
>anyone I want and get into anyone I want 8-))
>
>Where's Bernice?
>
>JSDS
I'd rather cuddle a guinea pig than a dead sheep :-)
Jackie
>I haven't chewed the cud for a long time now.
>
Dave are you trying to say you used to be a cow before you were a dead
sheep?
Joanna
>
> ON Mon, 13 Dec 1999 02:51:12 +0000, I was trying to do some work
> (honest) when Jackie <home...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>
> >> Why do you have a crush on Paddy?
> >>
> >I think most of us girls have a crush on Paddy :-)
> >--
> Count me in on that - he's soooooo cuddly, and has a lovely smile!
>
> Mys
And me as well I'm afraid ;-)
He is *sooooooooo* adorable I could eat him with a spoon!!!
Betty
Jackie wrote...
>I'd rather cuddle a guinea pig than a dead sheep :-)
I can't really agree (must be sick:) ) but a VERY good reply, Jackie :))))
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Betty
ICQ 32638788
su...@chatty.co.uk
Martin Bradford
stevosbaldhead <rough...@no1house99.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> >
> No, she has got BSE/CJD through eating one of Jack's cows, but it is
Angie
> who is the mad cow!!!
>
>
How did they manage that then?
Martin Bradford
Jackie <home...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 12 Dec 1999 21:06:55 GMT, Martin Bradford wrote:
>
> >
> >Dionne Siley <dio...@snarksville.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> >> Paddy - me
> >>
> >
> >
> I think most of us girls have a crush on Paddy :-)
> --
Is that because you think he's sweet and cuddly and generally
an all round nice guy. Rather than for his looks?
Betty
Funkyman wrote:
>I'm not jealous Paddy, I don't look like a guinea Pig,
Paddy don't look like a guinea pig! He's so sweet :)))
>I can look like
>anyone I want and get into anyone I want 8-))
Oh no, you can't!!!
>Where's Bernice?
>JSDS
*SLAP*
Betty
ICQ 32638788
su...@chatty.co.uk
Martin Bradford
.
> I'd rather cuddle a guinea pig than a dead sheep :-)
>
Ohh, cutting!!!!
Betty
Martin Bradford wrote
>Is that because you think he's sweet and cuddly and generally
>an all round nice guy. Rather than for his looks?
Everything....... :)))
He's the only reason I sit in front of the TV watching Emmerdale right now.
We're in the middle of the Kathy/Biff falling in love and Rachel/Graham
story :(
Betty
ICQ 32638788
su...@chatty.co.uk
Martin Bradford
Betty <ih...@eric.pollard> wrote in message
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>
> *SLAP*
>
> Betty
>
You like your slaps dont you Betty.
Also, you must be relieved that Eric Pollard, your Nemesis decided not to
buy the diner.
Why do you think he did it, and do you think he will decide to go into a
partnership with Kathy?
Jackie
<martinb...@freeuk.com> wrote:
>
>Jackie <home...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
>news:BF9UOKmV0Mpqyf...@4ax.com...
>> I think most of us girls have a crush on Paddy :-)
>> --
>
>
> Is that because you think he's sweet and cuddly and generally
>an all round nice guy. Rather than for his looks?
>
Well you go the first bit right Martin:-) he is sweet cuddly an all
round special kind of guy. but he also happens to be the best looking
guy on Emmerdale ATM :-)
Funkyman
> On Tue, 14 Dec 1999 01:43:10 GMT, Funkyman wrote:
>
>
> >I haven't chewed the cud for a long time now.
> >
>
>
> Dave are you trying to say you used to be a cow before you were a dead
> sheep?
>
> --
>
> Jackie
> ICQ 3353075
I thought it pertained to any animal that chewed the cud.
Excuse this poor sheep's ignorance.
JSDS
Funkyman
Joanna <ta...@deathsdoor.com> wrote in message
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> Mystic Green wrote:
> >
> > ON Mon, 13 Dec 1999 02:51:12 +0000, I was trying to do some work
> > (honest) when Jackie <home...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
> >
> > >>
> > >--
> >
> > Mys
>
> And me as well I'm afraid ;-)
>
> He is *sooooooooo* adorable I could eat him with a spoon!!!
You could try a skewer up his behind like they do in South America, then BBQ
him.
That's how they eat Guinea Pigs. 8-)))
JSDS.
stevosbaldhead
Funkyman
Betty <ih...@eric.pollard> wrote in message
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>
JSDS
Funkyman
Betty <ih...@eric.pollard> wrote in message
>
> Jackie wrote...
>
> >I'd rather cuddle a guinea pig than a dead sheep :-)
>
>
> ROTFLMAO!!!!
>
> Betty
>
> ICQ 32638788
> su...@chatty.co.uk
>
>
>
Looks like I will have to wander a bit further a field, like Hollywood.
Harrison Ford for Betty tonight then 8-)))
JSDS
Funkyman
Betty <ih...@eric.pollard> wrote in message
>
> Martin Bradford wrote
> >Is that because you think he's sweet and cuddly and generally
> >an all round nice guy. Rather than for his looks?
>
> He's the only reason I sit in front of the TV watching Emmerdale right
now.
>
> We're in the middle of the Kathy/Biff falling in love and Rachel/Graham
> story :(
>
> Betty
>
> ICQ 32638788
> su...@chatty.co.uk
>
God, there's hope for me yet then!!
JSDS
Funkyman
>
> Betty <ih...@eric.pollard> wrote in message
>
> >
> > *SLAP*
> >
> > Betty
> >
>
> You like your slaps dont you Betty.
> Also, you must be relieved that Eric Pollard, your Nemesis decided not to
> buy the diner.
> Why do you think he did it, and do you think he will decide to go into a
> partnership with Kathy?
>
Boy does she like her slaps <BEG>
JSDS
õ¿õ ßill Sands
catsuit,"Betty" <ih...@eric.pollard> wrote:
>
>Funkyman wrote:
>
>>I'm not jealous Paddy, I don't look like a guinea Pig,
>
>Paddy don't look like a guinea pig! He's so sweet :)))
>
>>I can look like
>>anyone I want and get into anyone I want 8-))
>
>Oh no, you can't!!!
I bet the rest of the world's females are glad the smelly git favours
you Betty. It saves them having to put up with it.
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õ¿õ ßill Sands
catsuit,"Funkyman" <funk...@freeuk.com> wrote:
>
>Boy does she like her slaps <BEG>
>
>JSDS
>
She is always gentle with me.
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Martin Bradford
Funkyman <funk...@freeuk.com> wrote in message
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>
> You could try a skewer up his behind like they do in South America, then
BBQ
> him.
> That's how they eat Guinea Pigs. 8-)))
>
> JSDS.
They dont eat guinea pigs in Soth Africa.
Funkyman
> On Tue, 14 Dec 1999 19:19:48 +0100, As I was slipping into the
> catsuit,"Betty" <ih...@eric.pollard> wrote:
>
> >
> >Funkyman wrote:
> >
> >>I'm not jealous Paddy, I don't look like a guinea Pig,
> >
> >Paddy don't look like a guinea pig! He's so sweet :)))
> >
> >>I can look like
> >>anyone I want and get into anyone I want 8-))
> >
> >Oh no, you can't!!!
>
> I bet the rest of the world's females are glad the smelly git favours
> you Betty. It saves them having to put up with it.
> --
> http://www.sandshouse.co.uk
Right that's it, you asked for it Paddy!!
I am going to jump into you tonight, while Mandy`s away, I will put on some
George Michael records, maybe some Communards.
Bring back some Vaseline from the surgery, or even KY jelly and leave subtle
hints all over the place for Jason.
Use baby oil in the bath, to make you all nice and soft, shave off all your
body hair and leave Gay mags laying around.
Put up Village people posters everywhere too, if Jason doesn't get the hint,
he must be straight.
Sleep tight
JSDS
Funkyman
> On Tue, 14 Dec 1999 23:33:33 GMT, As I was slipping into the
> catsuit,"Funkyman" <funk...@freeuk.com> wrote:
>
>
> >
> >Boy does she like her slaps <BEG>
> >
> >JSDS
> >
>
> She is always gentle with me.
Because you cant take it, your a nonce. <g>
Real sheep can take the pain, God I have taken some pain in that field, I
can tell you.
Especially when Pollard tied six of us to a lamp post and advertised us as a
leisure centre.
JSDS.
Betty
Martin Bradford wrote...
>> You could try a skewer up his behind like they do in South America, then
>BBQ
>> him.
>> That's how they eat Guinea Pigs. 8-)))
>> JSDS.
> They dont eat guinea pigs in Soth Africa.
Martin, read the post properly before you answer. He wrote South America,
and they do breed them to eat there.
Betty - always defending my favourite sheep :)
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Betty
Funkyman wrote...
>Looks like I will have to wander a bit further a field, like Hollywood.
>
>Harrison Ford for Betty tonight then 8-)))
>
>JSDS
Thank you sweety, you know what I want :)
Betty
ICQ 3268788
su...@chatty.co.uk
õ¿õ ßill Sands
catsuit,"Funkyman" <funk...@freeuk.com> wrote:
>
>õ¿õ ßill Sands <emme...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
>news:pvld5ssvag09opg0b...@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 14 Dec 1999 23:33:33 GMT, As I was slipping into the
>> catsuit,"Funkyman" <funk...@freeuk.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>> >
>> >Boy does she like her slaps <BEG>
>> >
>> >JSDS
>> >
>>
>> She is always gentle with me.
>> --
>> ó¿ò ßill Sands.Cheltenham,UK ICQ 23556129
>> http://www.sandshouse.co.uk
>
>
>
>Because you cant take it, your a nonce. <g>
>Real sheep can take the pain, God I have taken some pain in that field, I
>can tell you.
>Especially when Pollard tied six of us to a lamp post and advertised us as a
>leisure centre.
LOL but us vets like love not shove.
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õ¿õ ßill Sands
catsuit,"Funkyman" <funk...@freeuk.com> wrote:
>>
>> I bet the rest of the world's females are glad the smelly git favours
>> you Betty. It saves them having to put up with it.
>> --
>> óżň ßill Sands.Cheltenham,UK ICQ 23556129
>> http://www.sandshouse.co.uk
>
>
>Right that's it, you asked for it Paddy!!
>I am going to jump into you tonight, while Mandy`s away, I will put on some
>George Michael records, maybe some Communards.
Two of my fave acts....I mean the music ;)
Give me some warning when you are about to jump into me because from
what the girls say you have trouble touching the sides. 8)
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õ¿õ ßill Sands
Hey Betty I see the idiot is still around then. The message you
answered makes me even more positive it IS a troll and therefore best
ignored.
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Betty
>Hey Betty I see the idiot is still around then. The message you
>answered makes me even more positive it IS a troll and therefore best
>ignored.
Yes, Bill, you're right. Will ignore him in the future.....
Betty
ICQ 32368788
su...@chatty.co.uk
õ¿õ ßill Sands
catsuit,"Betty" <ih...@eric.pollard> wrote:
>
>>Hey Betty I see the idiot is still around then. The message you
>>answered makes me even more positive it IS a troll and therefore best
>>ignored.
>
>Yes, Bill, you're right. Will ignore him in the future.....
Careful though Betty someone will now accuse you of being under my
control.....As if.
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Funkyman
Betty <ih...@eric.pollard> wrote in message
>
> Martin Bradford wrote...
>
> >> You could try a skewer up his behind like they do in South America,
then
> >BBQ
> >> him.
> >> That's how they eat Guinea Pigs. 8-)))
> >> JSDS.
>
> > They dont eat guinea pigs in Soth Africa.
>
> Martin, read the post properly before you answer. He wrote South America,
> and they do breed them to eat there.
>
> Betty - always defending my favourite sheep :)
>
> su...@chatty.co.uk
>
God, Martin, I have told you before, read the bloody posts first.
And I will always be your Champion Sheep too, Betty.
JSDS
Funkyman
Betty <ih...@eric.pollard> wrote in message
Jason has ordered Paddy for New Years Eve.
Next.
JSDS
Martin Bradford
>
> Jason has ordered Paddy for New Years Eve.
> JSDS
Considering that they are cousins, that is really digusting.
Martin Bradford
Betty <ih...@eric.pollard> wrote in message
>
> Martin Bradford wrote...
>
> >> You could try a skewer up his behind like they do in South America,
then
> >BBQ
> >> him.
> >> That's how they eat Guinea Pigs. 8-)))
> >> JSDS.
>
> > They dont eat guinea pigs in Soth Africa.
>
> Martin, read the post properly before you answer. He wrote South America,
> and they do breed them to eat there.
>
> Betty - always defending my favourite sheep :)
Well, they sure have'nt for the last ten years.
Funkyman
őżő ßill Sands <emme...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
news:d9ne5s450vohng23n...@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 15 Dec 1999 00:46:21 GMT, As I was slipping into the
> catsuit,"Funkyman" <funk...@freeuk.com> wrote:
>
>
> >>
> >> I bet the rest of the world's females are glad the smelly git favours
> >> you Betty. It saves them having to put up with it.
> >I am going to jump into you tonight, while Mandy`s away, I will put on
some
> >George Michael records, maybe some Communards.
>
> Two of my fave acts....I mean the music ;)
>
> Give me some warning when you are about to jump into me because from
> what the girls say you have trouble touching the sides. 8)
LOL, I will not answer that last comment, as this is a family NG and I will
end up in hot water again.
JSDS imposing his own censorship.
Dionne Siley
<emme...@bigfoot.com> opined:
>Careful though Betty someone will now accuse you of being under my
>control.....As if.
What, you mean you no longer run your controlling harem of adoring
women? Damn! And I was all ready to join as well... ;)
--
Dionne
Pack your bags. We're going on a guilt trip.
õ¿õ ßill Sands
catsuit,dio...@snarksville.freeserve.co.uk (Dionne Siley) wrote:
>Previously on rec.arts.tv.uk.emmerdale, őżő ßill Sands
><emme...@bigfoot.com> opined:
>
>>Careful though Betty someone will now accuse you of being under my
>>control.....As if.
>
>What, you mean you no longer run your controlling harem of adoring
>women? Damn! And I was all ready to join as well... ;)
Well I could be persuaded....
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http://www.sandshouse.co.uk
Funkyman
Wake up to the real world mate.
Anyway, it legal for cousins to marry, so why not have Gay relations.
JSDS
Martin Bradford
Imagine what Mandy would do!!!!
It would be hilarious.
Viv Windsor
Martin Bradford wrote in message ...
Oooo tell us more.
>It would be hilarious.
Expand Martin please
Gail
>
Martin Bradford
Viv Windsor <theadhd...@freeuk.com> wrote in message
news:lUb64.312$%85....@nnrp3.clara.net...
Okay, she would probably beat the #### out of them for a start....