Art & Design
Norman Wells
Q1. In order to gain admission to an Arts & Design Degree Course at
Manchester University, what is required:
(a) in terms of GSCE passes?
(b) in terms of A-Level passes?
(c) in terms of experience?
Q2. What qualifications does Bianca Jackson possess:
(a) in terms of GSCE passes?
(b) in tems of A-level passes?
(c) in terms of experience?
Q3. How likely is it having regard to the answers to Q1 and Q2 that
Bianca Jackson will be offered a place at Mancehster university on an
Arts & Design course?
Time allowed: 10 minutes
Marks possible: 100
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Norman Wells
Bob Rumsby
Well if Dan was her teacher then at school she would have got at least
one *O* level :) :)
bfn
BobR
Matt Marshall
> (b) in terms of A-Level passes?
> (c) in terms of experience?
>
> Q2. What qualifications does Bianca Jackson possess:
>
> (a) in terms of GSCE passes?
> (b) in tems of A-level passes?
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> (c) in terms of experience?
>
> Q3. How likely is it having regard to the answers to Q1 and Q2 that
> Bianca Jackson will be offered a place at Mancehster university on an
> Arts & Design course?
Butcher on the other hand...
>
> Time allowed: 10 minutes
I took 2
> Marks possible: 100
I got 999999999999999999999 (without cheating ;-) )
> --
> Norman Wells
>
Matt Marshall
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andy 1999
a degree course without qualifications. They allow it at my uni.
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luc
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>Bianca is a mature student which means technically she might be able to get on
>a degree course without qualifications. They allow it at my uni.
But where did that portfolio of hers come from?
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On Sun, 22 Aug 1999, Norman Wells wrote:
> Art & Design (admission requirements) - GSCE 1999
>
> Q1. In order to gain admission to an Arts & Design Degree Course at
> Manchester University, what is required:
>
> (a) in terms of GSCE passes?
> (b) in terms of A-Level passes?
> (c) in terms of experience?
>
> Q2. What qualifications does Bianca Jackson possess:
>
> (a) in terms of GSCE passes?
> (b) in tems of A-level passes?
> (c) in terms of experience?
>
> Q3. How likely is it having regard to the answers to Q1 and Q2 that
> Bianca Jackson will be offered a place at Mancehster university on an
> Arts & Design course?
I believe that she would have to do a one year Art Foundation Course
first. For which you usually need Art A level and a portfolio or a bloody
good portfolio.
Sue
keth
aaaaaaaaaargh I hate that word it strikes fear into my heart! sorry) she
still exceedingly annoying, anyway why would she want to go to manchester
uni!? heehee sorry don't mean it really jusst I went somewhere else.
Bob Rumsby
Well perhaps she could pop into the Rovers Return in Corn Street
and annoy them there as well.
bfn
BobR
keth
I wouldn't wish popping into the rovers return on anyone, anyway they'd
shoot her on sight!
Bob Rumsby
I don't know. It would seem to be the right mix for the atmosphere
in that place.
bfn
BobR
Kathryn Holloway
How is Bianca going to afford the Uni fees and general costs of going to
Uni?
Andy Clews
> How is Bianca going to afford the Uni fees and general costs of going to
> Uni?
As with so many impoverished female students in the Manchester area, I fear
there is only one option open to her....
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Bob Rumsby
A.Clews@REMOVE_THIS_FIRSTsussex.ac.uk wrote:
> And lo, thus spake Kathryn Holloway unto the assembled multitudes:
>
> > How is Bianca going to afford the Uni fees and general costs of
going to
> > Uni?
>
> As with so many impoverished female students in the Manchester area, I
fear
> there is only one option open to her....
>
Andy. I like the use of the word *open*. :) :)
However, do you think that there are that many blind and
deaf men in the Manchester area that would be that desperate?
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Tim Stannard
Clews) wrote:
>And lo, thus spake Kathryn Holloway unto the assembled multitudes:
>
>> How is Bianca going to afford the Uni fees and general costs of going to
>> Uni?
>
>As with so many impoverished female students in the Manchester area, I fear
>there is only one option open to her....
>
I'd fear for the kerb crawlers!
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Andy Clews
Bob Rumsby wrote in message <7qjql1$v0k$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>Andy. I like the use of the word *open*. :) :)
You have heard of the Open University, I take it? :-) :-)
>However, do you think that there are that many blind and
>deaf men in the Manchester area that would be that desperate?
Perhaps not, but there are lots of stray dogs.
Andy
Cathi Martin
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>
>Perhaps not, but there are lots of stray dogs.
>
>Andy
>
>
for barking up the wrong tree.
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Tim Stannard
<rich_an...@seasalter0.NOSPAM.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>In article <7qk42v$hv0$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk>, Andy Clews <moonman@tranq
>uillitybase.freeserve.co.SNIPuk> writes
>>
>>Perhaps not, but there are lots of stray dogs.
>>
>>Andy
>>
>>
>No bitchy remarks about B please. You'll be hounded off the newsgroup
>for barking up the wrong tree.
>
There is a claws in the RATUEE charter about off topic posts, so I
suggest you paws for thought before continuing these puns or you might
get collared by the Net Police.
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Andy Clews
Cathi Martin wrote in message <222IrsAc...@seasalter0.demon.co.uk>...
>No bitchy remarks about B please. You'll be hounded off the newsgroup
>for barking up the wrong tree.
You're a real terrier for these puns aren't you Cathi :-)
But I think I'll paws for a moment before thinking of any more.
Andy
Cathi Martin
uillitybase.freeserve.co.SNIPuk> writes
>
I'm just trying to setter good example for you. This ng seemed to be
lacking in light humour, so I thought I'd better whippet into shape. You
should view this as some sort of labradory experiment. Please don't have
a fit of Peke.
rich and cathi
<stan...@adhoc.demon.co.uk> writes
>>No bitchy remarks about B please. You'll be hounded off the newsgroup
>>for barking up the wrong tree.
>>
>suggest you paws for thought before continuing these puns or you might
>get collared by the Net Police.
Who gives a schitzu? We're going to pursue this with dogged
determination.
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Andy Clews
> On Sun, 5 Sep 1999 17:57:48 +0100, "Andy Clews"
> <moo...@tranquillitybase.freeserve.co.SNIPuk> wrote:
> >
> >Cathi Martin wrote in message <222IrsAc...@seasalter0.demon.co.uk>...
> >>No bitchy remarks about B please. You'll be hounded off the newsgroup
> >>for barking up the wrong tree.
> >
> >
> >You're a real terrier for these puns aren't you Cathi :-)
> >But I think I'll paws for a moment before thinking of any more.
> I'm a bit more dogged than you, Andy. I can provide pointers to some
> pun Web sites if anyone wants to retrieve 'em:
Who needs web sites for puns? I've got a boxer them at home. I'd get them
out after I've had some chow. It will cause an alsatian. (sorry, sensation)
Have a great dayne