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NOT NINE O CLOCK NEWS: American Express sketch!???

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dbf

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May 31, 2000, 3:00:00 AM5/31/00
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When I first saw NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS in the 80s, I remember a sketch
where people would ask for something, get refused, then show they had an
AMERICAN EXPRESS card and get treated royally, culminating with Pamela
working at an airport asking if the AMX card holder would like to "squeeze
her tits as well?".

I have the BBC tapes and seen other tapes and watched the BBC reruns and
never seen this sketch again...was it removed because they used the
original AMERICAN EXPRESS company name in the sketch?

Just curious....

mikejones

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May 31, 2000, 3:00:00 AM5/31/00
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"dbf" <rat...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> When I first saw NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS in the 80s, I remember a sketch
> where people would ask for something, get refused, then show they had an
> AMERICAN EXPRESS card and get treated royally, culminating with Pamela
> working at an airport asking if the AMX card holder would like to "squeeze
> her tits as well?".

'Would you like to put your head between my tits & go "wubbly wubbly"?'

Paul Rhodes

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May 31, 2000, 3:00:00 AM5/31/00
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"mikejones" <mike...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
>'Would you like to put your head between my tits & go "wubbly wubbly"?'

Wasn't it "put your head between them and go blubble blubble blubble
with American Express"?

>> I have the BBC tapes and seen other tapes and watched the BBC reruns and
>> never seen this sketch again...was it removed because they used the
>> original AMERICAN EXPRESS company name in the sketch?

The released tapes are only compilations of the "best" material from
(er...) 21 episodes. They may have left out that sketch for legal
reasons, or just because it wasn't as good/relevant as the ones they
included. The AmEx campaign they were spoofing was a long time ago
now, after all.

Paul

Anthony Frost

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May 31, 2000, 3:00:00 AM5/31/00
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In message <ku1bjssq8n2u0ubq4...@4ax.com>
Paul Rhodes <paul....@par.dircon.co.uk> wrote:

> "mikejones" <mike...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
> >'Would you like to put your head between my tits & go "wubbly wubbly"?'
>
> Wasn't it "put your head between them and go blubble blubble blubble
> with American Express"?
>
> >> I have the BBC tapes and seen other tapes and watched the BBC reruns and
> >> never seen this sketch again...was it removed because they used the
> >> original AMERICAN EXPRESS company name in the sketch?
>
> The released tapes are only compilations of the "best" material from
> (er...) 21 episodes. They may have left out that sketch for legal
> reasons, or just because it wasn't as good/relevant as the ones they
> included.

It was shown in one of the previous batch of reruns over the winter so
it's either due again, or I've lost cunt of the number of "Made In
Wales" parodies they did.

Anthony

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Sam Nelson

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Jun 1, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/1/00
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In article <9c3f87c749%Vu...@kerrier.vulch.org>,

Anthony Frost <Vu...@kernow.demon.co.uk> writes:
| It was shown in one of the previous batch of reruns over the winter so
| it's either due again, or I've lost cunt of the number of "Made In
| Wales" parodies they did.
|
Healthy contender for typo of the month there...
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Anthony Frost

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Jun 1, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/1/00
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In message <8h51ui$gld$1...@wallace.stir.ac.uk>
s...@ssrl.org.uk (Sam Nelson) wrote:

> In article <9c3f87c749%Vu...@kerrier.vulch.org>,
> Anthony Frost <Vu...@kernow.demon.co.uk> writes:
> | It was shown in one of the previous batch of reruns over the winter so

> | it's either due again, or I've lost count of the number of "Made In


> | Wales" parodies they did.
> |
> Healthy contender for typo of the month there...

Typo? What typo? :-)

I don't remember Pamela Stephenson getting that out in a sketch...

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