GH:TAN:net.party
Liz Fox
Razz rambled:
> I had poured some Cristal for the Appled one:
> >Ah.... thank you. But if we're having to get contractor estimates when
> >Peelcon comes along in May, I'll be looking for something a wee bit
> >stronger than Cristal...
>
> Oh-oh, I hadn't thought of that. Maybe I'd better not ask the Holiday
> Inn for those group rates. I think County Lock-up might be more
> appropriate... ;-)
>
> >And Razz... isn't that Vixen over there with the cabana boy? They look
> >awfully... close. ;-)
They don't call me Vixen for nothing! ;)
>
> Hey, wait, Vix is here? No one told me! I thought it was Crannie.
> I've seen those evil twins photos...
>
Hey, hey, hey. Evil twins?? You have Crannie and me confused with the
truly evil twin of the sweet Peachy-pie, YoYo the demon seed. All that
Cristal has confused you.
> And has anyone seen Yaya???? Toomces, did you do something with
> Yaya???
> *Razz
Don't trust Toomces with anyone. I can't tell you the number of men he's
stolen from me. (hi lis, hi toomces)
Now leave me alone. I am otherwise engaged with the cabana boy at the
moment and don't tell Toomces about him!
Vix(en)
Razzleberry Peel, CEO, FGC Kevin Unlimited
Razz rambled:
>> Hey, wait, Vix is here? No one told me! I thought it was Crannie.
>> I've seen those evil twins photos...
The Vixster:
>Hey, hey, hey. Evil twins?? You have Crannie and me confused with the
>truly evil twin of the sweet Peachy-pie, YoYo the demon seed. All that
>Cristal has confused you.
All that Cristal has made me swoon... But I would *swear* Ap told
me there was much discussion of a familial resemblance between you
and Crannie. Ohhhh... Apple! Did I hallucinate this? Wasn't there
photographic evidence?
And I searched for the leprechaun:
>> And has anyone seen Yaya???? Toomces, did you do something with
>> Yaya???
Vix:
>Don't trust Toomces with anyone. I can't tell you the number of men he's
>stolen from me. (hi lis, hi toomces)
Toomces did something to Yaya? Noooo... I won't believe it! He
was the one who suggested the search party. Oh wait... I see... he
was diverting attention away from himself! The plot thickens!
Maybe I should join the search party... But wait... there's that
little matter of the disappearing body... And all the chief
suspects seem to be each other's alibi... Hmmmmm...
>Now leave me alone. I am otherwise engaged with the cabana boy at the
>moment and don't tell Toomces about him!
Well... I never! Ohhh... OK... maybe once or twice...
Take care of the cabana boy... He's such a dear... And don't worry
about me... I'll be fine... really... sniff... I'll just sit in this
corner all alone and pine... yes... pine for Toomces until his return.
(Or until someone tells me *where* they hid that body!)
*Razz
Susan L. McConihay
>Vixen makes an appearance, and to the tune of "Tumbling tumbleweeds:"
>Razz rambled:
>>> Hey, wait, Vix is here? No one told me! I thought it was Crannie.
>>> I've seen those evil twins photos...
>
>The Vixster:
>>Hey, hey, hey. Evil twins?? You have Crannie and me confused with the
>>truly evil twin of the sweet Peachy-pie, YoYo the demon seed. All that
>>Cristal has confused you.
>
>All that Cristal has made me swoon... But I would *swear* Ap told
>me there was much discussion of a familial resemblance between you
>and Crannie. Ohhhh... Apple! Did I hallucinate this? Wasn't there
>photographic evidence?
I have the photos (and the negatives too!). And if you don't believe
the Vix-Crannie twin-theory, ask Peachy. ;-) Or, better yet, ask Peeps.
She was there as we were going merrily along I-76 and Peachie looked
back and said those immortal words to Crannie: "You know, you look
like Vix." ;-)
>And I searched for the leprechaun:
>>> And has anyone seen Yaya???? Toomces, did you do something with
>>> Yaya???
>
>Vix:
>>Don't trust Toomces with anyone. I can't tell you the number of men he's
>>stolen from me. (hi lis, hi toomces)
>
>Toomces did something to Yaya? Noooo... I won't believe it! He
>was the one who suggested the search party. Oh wait... I see... he
>was diverting attention away from himself! The plot thickens!
>Maybe I should join the search party... But wait... there's that
>little matter of the disappearing body... And all the chief
>suspects seem to be each other's alibi... Hmmmmm...
..and he's hiding out in Phoenix now. Isn't Matt's (Mr. Yaya) family
from around there? Curiouser and curiouser...
>>Now leave me alone. I am otherwise engaged with the cabana boy at the
>>moment and don't tell Toomces about him!
>
>Well... I never! Ohhh... OK... maybe once or twice...
>Take care of the cabana boy... He's such a dear... And don't worry
>about me... I'll be fine... really... sniff... I'll just sit in this
>corner all alone and pine... yes... pine for Toomces until his return.
>(Or until someone tells me *where* they hid that body!)
Which body? ;-) And don't fret, Razz... there's always Connery. Sean
Connery... remember, NN brought him along, and with EV here, our favorite
Scotsman needs someone to keep him company... ;-)
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feeling just a tad bit nervous, making her first appearance at something so
momentous as a net.party. And she is so dreadfully late in arriving. But
the traffic getting here from Iowa was just dreadful. She checks to make
sure that the fringe lining the top of her off the shoulder black velvet
gown is all straight and then rings the bell. Reginald instantly appears,
although she notices that he looks a bit worse for the wear, and admits
her, taking the satin lined black velvet cloak she had specially made for
the party to hang up. "The bag? Oh, no thank you Reginald. I believe
I'll keep that with me. I might have use for these items. I'm hoping to
check out the newly tiled pool and see if I can come up with any intact
credit card numbers to charge trips to the Bahamas to."
She steps into the foyer and takes a look around. Instantly conversation
ceases as everyone takes in the newcomer. Murmers abound. "Who is she?"
"I've never seen her before in my life." "Razz, do you know this person?"
"What do you suppose she's carrying in that rather large bag with wheels?"
"I'm not sure--but that thing sticking out the zipper there almost looks
like a *snorkle*. But it couldn't be, could it?"
Ignoring the furor that she's causing, being a rather shy, introverted
person at heart (hey, who's to say otherwise?) Deb looks around and tries
to decide where to go next. Alice is no longer swinging from the
chandelier and things are a bit slow in the foyer at the moment.
Suggestions, anyone?
Deb, the lurking newcomer coming out from the shadows at last
Razzleberry Peel, CEO, FGC Kevin Unlimited
>Deb takes a deep breath as she approaches the door of the Q mansion. She's
>feeling just a tad bit nervous, making her first appearance at something so
>momentous as a net.party. And she is so dreadfully late in arriving. But
No, as I've already said, never late, just waiting for the appropriate
moment for a grand entrance.
>She steps into the foyer and takes a look around. Instantly conversation
>ceases as everyone takes in the newcomer. Murmers abound. "Who is she?"
>"I've never seen her before in my life." "Razz, do you know this person?"
>"What do you suppose she's carrying in that rather large bag with wheels?"
>"I'm not sure--but that thing sticking out the zipper there almost looks
>like a *snorkle*. But it couldn't be, could it?"
Scuba gear and charge cards, I understand completely. Always prepared.
Come right in, Deb. Food in the dining room (don't trip over Rick
in his Lazy-Lounger...), dancing and music in the ballroom and
debauching in the West Wing. Ohhh... and there seems to have
been a murder, but no need to worry, Officer Johnson is on the case.
>Ignoring the furor that she's causing, being a rather shy, introverted
>person at heart (hey, who's to say otherwise?) Deb looks around and tries
>to decide where to go next. Alice is no longer swinging from the
>chandelier and things are a bit slow in the foyer at the moment.
>Suggestions, anyone?
Suggestions? Living dangerously asking that of this crowd.
I dunno... Hey, Nelzy... would you pour some Nog for Deb and try
and explain why there's a train in the foyer?
And I'll let Alice discuss the chandelier... ;-)
>Deb, the lurking newcomer coming out from the shadows at last
And it's about time! ;-) Welcome...
*Razz
pal...@crpl.cedar-rapids.lib.ia.us
>Scuba gear and charge cards, I understand completely. Always prepared.
>Come right in, Deb. Food in the dining room (don't trip over Rick
>in his Lazy-Lounger...), dancing and music in the ballroom and
>debauching in the West Wing. Ohhh... and there seems to have
>been a murder, but no need to worry, Officer Johnson is on the case.
Razz--Thanks so much for the gracious welcome. A murder? How nasty. I
trust it was someone who at least DESERVED killing? I can't imagine anyone
in this crowd murdering someone who wasn't asking for it. Of course, with
Officer Johnson on the case we don't have to worry about the party being
disrupted. I won't actually have to talk to him will I? After all, I got
her AFTER the fact so I couldn't possibly know anything. Really.
>Suggestions? Living dangerously asking that of this crowd.
>I dunno... Hey, Nelzy... would you pour some Nog for Deb and try
>and explain why there's a train in the foyer?
>And I'll let Alice discuss the chandelier... ;-)
Thanks for the Nog, Nelzy. So nice to meet you. So what's the deal with
the train sticking out of the front of the house? I did notice it when I
arrived but didn't think it polite to mention it. And where has Alice
gone? I'd like to know what swinging on that chandelier really felt like.
You know, most people seem to be missing a lot of their clothes. Do you
think I'm overdressed? Pour me another glass of Nog and maybe some of that
Cristal. A little more of that stuff and I'll be ready to shed a few items
myself.
>>Deb, the lurking newcomer coming out from the shadows at last
>
>And it's about time! ;-) Welcome...
>*Razz
Deb
Theresa McAteer
Gallardo) writes:
>
>
>Sometimes TAN is not enough. I don't mean to be cranky, but could you
do
>these 'peel' and 'net.party' things privately so we don't all have to
wade
>through them on the net?
>
>
No. Sorry . . . :)
Susana L. Gallardo
Alice5956
Deb is saying, among other things....
>A murder? How nasty. I
>trust it was someone who at least DESERVED killing? I can't imagine
>anyone
>in this crowd murdering someone who wasn't asking for it.
This dude wasn't even smart enough to ask for it....too much hair tossing
causes brain damage, you know..............
> Of course, with
>Officer Johnson on the case we don't have to worry about the party being
>disrupted. I won't actually have to talk to him will I? After all, I
got
>her AFTER the fact so I couldn't possibly know anything. Really.
This sounds suspiciously *too* convenient. A late arrival?? As if we
haven't heard that excuse a thousand times or more....(Alice is getting
very testy since Roo is being so selfish with our guest of honor)
>And where has Alice
>gone? I'd like to know what swinging on that chandelier really felt
like.
Huh?? Me??? Just relaxing after yet another toss in the hot tub. Let me
tell you these Quartermaines know how to pick a great chandelier. I'll
bet you dollars to donuts that Lila was a wild one in her day. Still
waters run deep and all that.................
Didn't anyone else here attend public school? I think it was in ninth or
tenth grade we got chandelier swinging in gym class....Of course our
county was one of the poorer in the area so we had to make due with those
ugly lights which hang from the ceiling in the gymnasium...you know those
horrid things that look sort of flourescent???? They sure were hot on the
thighs, let me tell you!!!
>You know, most people seem to be missing a lot of their clothes. Do you
>think I'm overdressed? Pour me another glass of Nog and maybe some of
>that
>Cristal. A little more of that stuff and I'll be ready to shed a few
items
>myself.
Please allow me to recommend that towel boy over by the hot tub. Razz has
really outdone herself with the testosterone-laden help around here.
**swoon** Any number of these nice gentlemen will see your every need is
met as often as is necessary. Personally, I've been trying them all and
haven't been disappointed yet. Their stamina is simply amazing.
>>Deb, the lurking newcomer coming out from the shadows at last
>
>And it's about time! ;-) Welcome...
>*Razz
Alice, with a hearty hear hear and off to the west wing for more decadence
study
>
>Sorry, guys, guess no fun is allowed here. :-(
>
>*Razz
Hey, Razz...party on! Susana, use shift + j to junk the articles you
don't want to read or shift + k to kill them off but don't ruin the fun
of others. TAN is appropriate here and with the split, there shouldn't
be _that_ many articles to "wade" through. Cathy
Rose Marie Delckum
: Sometimes TAN is not enough. I don't mean to be cranky, but could you do
: these 'peel' and 'net.party' things privately so we don't all have to wade
: through them on the net?
What exactly do you mean? Do you suggest something
like GH: TAN: TAN: REAL BIG TAN: Net.party? If you're not
aware, this sort of thing is exactly what the TAN convention
was created for. It stands for TANgent, which is exactly
what this is. And I have yet to encounter a newsreader
that puts a gun to your head and forces you to read every
single post there is...
Roo, waiting for the inevitable "rec.arts.tv.soaps.abc.gh.TAN"
newsgroup proposal...
--
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid Rose M. Delckum
I can't do that." rmde...@starbase.spd.louisville.edu
-- HAL 9000 rmde...@homer.louisville.edu
Lisa M. Carroll
Well, I don't mean to be cranky either.... but ABSOLUTELY NOT! :-)
This is exactly the type of thing that TAN was meant for... skip
these posts if you're not interested.
-- Cukie
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