Google Groups no longer supports new Usenet posts or subscriptions. Historical content remains viewable.
Dismiss

Happy to Hear About Keating

5 views
Skip to first unread message

JackBama1

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
I am so happy to hear that we finally get Charles Keating back. The show needs
a touch of class..............it needs it badly!!
Now who is Carl going to give that nasty look to as he walks by??........Grant
is gone. Hopefully Carl will take out his wrath on Stark/Halliday and send
them packing from Bay City.
I was feeling so bad about the show but the news of CK returning has perked me
up. Now if we could keep the show long enough to see him for a while.
Jack

LaJoyJoy

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
JackBama1 said: The show needs a touch of class..............it needs it
badly!!>>

Isn't it just a TAD ironic that the man who speaks of the show needing class
just a few minutes before posted the following ever-so-classy comment:

<<"...And I think Gwyneth Paltrow is a stuck up little tramp who walks around
in some
of her movies completely naked............and I dont mean just showing
knobs..........I mean showing it all. She's a tramp who boinked her way to the
top and then the young men of Hollywood dropped her like a hot potato. Can we
say Ben Affleck ???? Ben had previously won an Oscar also but he was smart
enough to drop that snivelling Gweyneth.
Gwyneth, you're no Sandra!!!!
And who in the hell names their kid Gwyneth?? I know who did.......some two
bit, second rate actress who played a minor part in The Prince of Tides and did
a bad job at that.">>

Yeah, Jack - you're a real class act!


CKFan01

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
<<Subject: Re: AW: Happy to Hear About Keating
From: lajo...@aol.com (LaJoyJoy)
Date: Sun, Apr 25, 1999 08:40 EDT
Message-id: <19990425084056...@ng21.aol.com>

This "header" isn't about Jack or your bullshit...go find another street to
play in...Maybe if the "header" read "Happy to Hear About Jake and Vicky" you
wouldn't have been so quick to change the subject..

peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
In article <19990425061157...@ng-fd1.aol.com>,
jack...@aol.com (JackBama1) wrote:
> I am so happy to hear that we finally get Charles Keating back. The show

needs
> a touch of class..............it needs it badly!!
> Now who is Carl going to give that nasty look to as he walks by??........Grant
> is gone. Hopefully Carl will take out his wrath on Stark/Halliday and send
> them packing from Bay City.
> I was feeling so bad about the show but the news of CK returning has perked me
> up. Now if we could keep the show long enough to see him for a while.
> Jack
>
--

I was thrilled when I got the news. It will be great to see him again, but
it's all very bittersweet. I do hope that it shows in the ratings and it
helps another network make the decision to give AW a chance. If nothing else,
it will help us have some happy endings, and make our last memories of AW
special.

-----

Julie(Peanutbutter Cup)
I refuse to star in your psychodrama.

-----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own

Janloves

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
>Subject: Re: AW: Happy to Hear About Keating
>From: lajo...@aol.com (LaJoyJoy)
>Date: 4/25/1999 8:40 AM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <19990425084056...@ng21.aol.com>
>
>JackBama1 said: The show needs a touch of class..............it needs it
>badly!!>>
>

>Isn't it just a TAD ironic that the man who speaks of the show needing class
>just a few minutes before posted the following ever-so-classy comment:
>
><<"...And I think Gwyneth Paltrow is a stuck up little tramp who walks around
>in some
>of her movies completely naked............and I dont mean just showing
>knobs..........I mean showing it all. She's a tramp who boinked her way to
>the
>top and then the young men of Hollywood dropped her like a hot potato. Can we
>say Ben Affleck ???? Ben had previously won an Oscar also but he was smart
>enough to drop that snivelling Gweyneth.
>Gwyneth, you're no Sandra!!!!
>And who in the hell names their kid Gwyneth?? I know who did.......some two
>bit, second rate actress who played a minor part in The Prince of Tides and
>did
>a bad job at that.">>
>
>Yeah, Jack - you're a real class act!
>
>
And what does that have to do with Charles Keating returning??? Sour grapes?
I am ECSTATIC that he is returning!!! Take your troublemaking crap elsewhere.
@-Janloves-<-<-<
http://members.aol.com/Janloves/Poetry.html
Revised 4/23/99
"The dome of thought, the palace of the soul"
Lord Byron
also,
http://members.aol.com/Mooredays/memorys.html

LapCat1234

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
>Subject: AW: Happy to Hear About Keating
>From: jack...@aol.com (JackBama1)
>Date: 4/25/99 3:11 AM Pacific Daylight Time
>Message-id: <19990425061157...@ng-fd1.aol.com>
>

>I am so happy to hear that we finally get Charles Keating back. The show


>needs
>a touch of class..............it needs it badly!!

>Now who is Carl going to give that nasty look to as he walks
>by??........Grant
>is gone. Hopefully Carl will take out his wrath on Stark/Halliday and send
>them packing from Bay City.
>I was feeling so bad about the show but the news of CK returning has perked
>me
>up. Now if we could keep the show long enough to see him for a while.
>Jack
>

OH, if ONLY Jack!!! He'd make toast out of that pansy Stark! Carl's revenge
for messing with Rachel's family would be deliciously sweet to watch.

Ruth


JackBama1

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
Lajoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoytotheworldjoytothecreaturesinthedeepbluesea says:

>Yeah, Jack - you're a real class act!
>

And you're an asshole joyjoyjoy.........how ya like them apples? Now kiss my
ass where the sun dont shine you kiwi slime ball!!!!
Jack

Jedpeck

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
So, Keating's back and this crap continues on the ng. Perhaps the ng will be
cancelled. Even the dreck on AW is better written than this constant
bickering...and I'm not talking about Jack.

LaJoyJoy

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
> And what does that have to do with Charles Keating returning??? Sour
>grapes?
>I am ECSTATIC that he is returning!!! Take your troublemaking crap elsewhere.
>@-Janloves-<-<-<

Well - excuuuse me! I personally am thrilled about Charles Keating returning
as well - he's a great actor - and the loss of both his talent and the Carl
Hutchins character was a great blow to the show, IMO.

However - Jack commented on the show needing class in THIS thread - so I
clicked on reply in THIS thread, and posted my comment! All I did was post
JACK'S rather tacky statements.

I found it rather ironic to read Jack's comment about the show needing class -
just a few seconds after I had read another of HIS posts where he spewed forth
with insulting and degrading comments about an actress, simply because someone
had dared suggest that SF wasn't the best actress in the world. If anything
was troublemaking crap, that was!

And as for taking my "troublemaking crap elsewhere" - as you are so fond of
reminding us - we are ALL entitled to freedom of speech here, aren't we?

JackBama1

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
Lajoyjoyjoyjoyjoytotheworldjoytothecreaturesinthedeepblueseassays:

>And as for taking my "troublemaking crap elsewhere" - as you are so fond of
>reminding us - we are ALL entitled to freedom of speech here, aren't we?

You came to THIS THREAD and started a bunch of crap and you know it!!! This
thread had nothing to do with comparing Gwyneth Paltrow and Sandra Ferguson but
you brought my post about it here TO START TROUBLE. Now go take a walk off a
high bridge somewhere you low life asshole!!
While I'm at it, Tom Eplin is a fatass!!
Jack

JackBama1

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
>OH, if ONLY Jack!!! He'd make toast out of that pansy Stark! Carl's revenge
>for messing with Rachel's family would be deliciously sweet to watch.
>
>Ruth
>

Ruthie, I would love to see Carl take on Stark. If the write the story right,
Carl could figure Stark and Halliday out in a minute and then proceed to toss
them from Bay City.
I absolutely hate this story now where Stark is turning Amanda into a zombie.
When Carl left he was really pissed at Amanda (the old one......LOL)......I
hope he likes Amanda now and helps her with David Halliday.
Jack

CKFan01

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
<<Subject: Re: AW: Happy to Hear About Keating
From: jed...@aol.com (Jedpeck)
Date: Sun, Apr 25, 1999 09:58 EDT
Message-id: <19990425095841...@ng-ch1.aol.com>

So, Keating's back and this crap continues on the ng. Perhaps the ng will be
cancelled. Even the dreck on AW is better written than this constant
bickering...and I'm not talking about Jack.>>

Maybe the constant bickering is because you're back..

Janloves

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
>Subject: Re: AW: Happy to Hear About Keating
>From: lajo...@aol.com (LaJoyJoy)
>Date: 4/25/1999 10:01 AM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <19990425100105...@ng18.aol.com>

>
>> And what does that have to do with Charles Keating returning??? Sour
>>grapes?
>>I am ECSTATIC that he is returning!!! Take your troublemaking crap
>elsewhere.
>>@-Janloves-<-<-<
>

I personally am thrilled about Charles Keating
>returning
>as well - he's a great actor - and the loss of both his talent and the Carl
>Hutchins character was a great blow to the show, IMO.
>>>>>>>.

Great, then may I suggest you "try" to keep your personal grudges out of it
for once?
I did say TRY.


>However - Jack commented on the show needing class in THIS thread - so I
>clicked on reply in THIS thread, and posted my comment! All I did was post
>JACK'S rather tacky statements.
>>>>>>

Right, from another thread altogether...THAT was the reason for my question.


>I found it rather ironic to read Jack's comment about the show needing class
>-
>just a few seconds after I had read another of HIS posts where he spewed
>forth
>with insulting and degrading comments about an actress, simply because
>someone
>had dared suggest that SF wasn't the best actress in the world. >>>>


I may not agree with Jack's elocution at times myself, but I would state that
in the thread where the comment was made to "discuss" it. And he is right, CK
is a classy man, and a classy actor...I "hope" we can focus on that , instead
of making this a thread fighting over Jack's alleged tackiness. People also
said hurtful things about an actor because they like Tom Eplin... Or vice
versa... And they haven't been the only ones ... It isn't right, but you don't
seem to notice that. Ironic isn't it?


If anything
>was troublemaking crap, that was!
>>>

Funny, I don't see anyone making a big deal about his opinion about that
thread here except YOU. I think Jack can handle his own trouble without you
precipitating it. Sometimes, if you don't like a comment it is best to just
pass it up...


>And as for taking my "troublemaking crap elsewhere" - as you are so fond of
>reminding us - we are ALL entitled to freedom of speech here, aren't we?
>>>>

<SIGH>...... Then I guess Jack is too. Hence the futility of your attempt, as
we will just be going in circles trying to "discuss" it. So then having
exercised "my" rights under the first amendment, I leave you to return to the
discussion of Charles Keating, and the hopefulness I have, that AW just may be
salvagable.

Janloves

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
>Subject: Re: AW: Happy to Hear About Keating
>From: peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com
>Date: 4/25/1999 9:52 AM Eastern Daylight Time

>
>I was thrilled when I got the news. It will be great to see him again, but
>it's all very bittersweet. I do hope that it shows in the ratings and it
>helps another network make the decision to give AW a chance. If nothing else,
>it will help us have some happy endings, and make our last memories of AW
>special.
>
>-----
>
>Julie(Peanutbutter Cup)
> I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
>
>-----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
>http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own
>

I did read a comment by Leah Laiman, that she is going to give the fans the
send off they want....Too bad they couldn't give us what we wanted sooner.... A
Carl and Rachel reunion, will be the best! I just hope now, that it is only a
send-off from NBC, and CK follows the show to whatever network may pick it up.
Did VW give any indication that CK WOULD follow AW should another network pick
it up?

bluee...@hotmail.com

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
that it is only a
> send-off from NBC, and CK follows the show to whatever network may pick it up.
> Did VW give any indication that CK WOULD follow AW should another network pick
> it up?

Remember, though, that if another network picks up the show, they'll probably
have as much power as NBC does now. The new network could fire anyone they
see fit...and then we'll be back to posts like "This whole show is going to
rot!"

Chris
http://members.tripod.com/~usa_home/index.html

Janloves

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
>Subject: Re: AW: Happy to Hear About Keating
>From: jack...@aol.com (JackBama1)
>Date: 4/25/1999 10:19 AM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <19990425101940...@ng-cl1.aol.com>
Perhaps Jack, the writers could bring Carl's "death" into play concerning
Stark... he has asked Rachel on more than one occassion about Carl, and her
grieving for him. Perhaps he knows of Carl's whereabouts and that he is alive..
After all, that mirror thingy can see anything right?<G>.{ Funny, just as a
sidenote: I was in a mall last week, and actually saw the lumina mirror ( the
name was actually almost the same), that AW uses on the show for Stark in a
novelty shop}. Anyway, I only hope, that if Stark and Carl are tied together,
it does NOT involve invoking Carl's dead spirit to save Rachel from disaster...
I want the "real" thing, and a " real" reunion!

Yummykarma

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
jackbama wrote:
>While I'm at it, Tom Eplin is a fatass!!
>

roflmao! *screamedguffaw* oh, my god! that was so funny and unexpected!
indeed, he is a fatass.

~*~*Samantha, Sweetest Cherry in an Apple Pie*~*~

Visit the RMTA Underground!!
http://www2.crosswinds.net/montreal/~rmta/


bluee...@hotmail.com

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to

> Perhaps Jack, the writers could bring Carl's "death" into play concerning
> Stark... he has asked Rachel on more than one occassion about Carl, and her
> grieving for him.

Here's how I would do it...

Rachel and Amanda have uncovered Stark's misdeeds and Stark's plan is shot.
Rachel has found the way to send Stark to whereever the heck he's from, and
she's prepared to do it. Amanda is injured and so Cameron tends to her, but
Rachel is determined to dispose of Mr. Bumpy once and for all.

Before Rachel can send Stark off, he morphs into Carl. As Carl, he tells her
she cannot send him away, that he is her one true love. Rachel is
appropriately stunned. However, she knows it is just a trick and she does
whatever it is that sends Stark packing. Stark vanishes in a puff of smoke,
a burst of light, whatever. Amanda is saved, and they reconcile. (I'd
rather see Amanda with Sam, but it would be too cheesy for her to fall in
love with him all over again in the short time we have left.)

The day after Stark vanishes, Rachel receives a videotape with a note on
it...from Stark. The note congratulates Rachel, saying she's a formidable
opponent and that he won't bother her family again. The note encourages her
to watch the video.

Rachel watches the video and sees...Carl! She thinks it's another trick, but
something inside her tells her it's not. She tells her family what she has
seen but when they go to watch the tape, it's blank! They think she's nuts,
especially when the note from Stark is also missing.

Rachel recives plane tickets to an island in the Caribbean. Her family finds
evidence suggesting Rachel bought the tickets herself, but Rachel knows
better. As her family tries to stop her, Rachel escapes on the plane to the
island. As she exits the plane, she finds Carl waiting for her...safe and
sound. He has amnesia (to explain why he's not with Rachel now), but seeing
Rachel brings back his memories. He and Rachel and reunited, and nothing
will split them again.

Okay, that's how I'd do it. It basically ends things happily, which is how
things should go!

Jedpeck

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
>So, Keating's back and this crap continues on the ng. Perhaps the ng will be
>cancelled. Even the dreck on AW is better written than this constant
>bickering...and I'm not talking about Jack.>>
>
>Maybe the constant bickering is

I merely said "Keating's back" (which I believe is a GOOD thing), but the
constant bickering and sniping at one another never ceases...you repulsive
people continue to amaze me. I'm back alright...back for the duration...get
used to it. Like most people who read this ng, I, too, am sick and f***ing
tired of you and your kiwis or whatever the hell you slimy people call
yourselves (amongst the more positive people, you're called names that are not
very nice...but we don't attack in public and drag it out and out and out like
you and your ilk tend to do. My being back has nothing to do with the constant
bickering; it has to do with you lack of logic and continual use of
non-sequiters after MISreading someone's text--which is typical of you and your
cronies.

"There's a word for women like you, but it's not used in polite society outside
of a kennel."--Clare Boothe Luce

Jedpeck

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
>Remember, though, that if another network picks up the show, they'll probably
>have as much power as NBC does now. The new network could fire anyone they
>see fit...and then we'll be back to posts like "This whole show is going to
>rot!"

The show is too expensive for any network to pick up. If they do, you can say
bye-bye to the older cast members...not like we haven't done that already.
Still, for some, hope springs eternal...just not for the residents of Bay City,
I'm afraid.

KYStorm

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
From Janlovestodefendtheindefensible:

>Jack's *alleged* tackiness...

OMG, BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well, she's nothing if not loyal, folks. "Alleged
tackiness"! ...hoo boy... :::wiping tears from eyes:::

KYStorm

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
JedPeck of "and you're still a nasty c-word!" fame weighs in:

>and I'm not talking about Jack.
>

Of course not.

KYStorm

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
Peckie pulls out his little quote book and adds for good measure:

>"There's a word for women like you, but it's not used in polite society
>outside
>of a kennel."--Clare Boothe Luce
>

Your best friend Anna Stuart must be so proud! Poor thing.

DonnaB

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
On 25 Apr 1999 10:11:57 GMT the rec.arts.tv.soaps.misc
netizen jack...@aol.com (JackBama1) posted the following
in Msg# <19990425061157...@ng-fd1.aol.com> :

| I am so happy to hear that we finally get Charles Keating back. The show needs
| a touch of class..............it needs it badly!

I'm delighted to hear it & delighted to add CK to the classy
cast & show that have been missing him. His class added to
all of the class of most of the approximately 500 people
working on one of the classiest shows on TV! And, might I
add a classy show with a theatrical background where any
work of Bruce Paltrow or the incomparable Blythe Danner or
their children, including their talented son & daughter
Gwneth Paltrow would fit right in, should they currently be
turning their attention to NY's theatre on daytime.

Personally as a classy fan I don't judge either Sandy
Ferguson or Gwneth Paltrow for the nudity they've done in
films even though I understand that the one I haven't seen
was a pretty cheesy example of gratuitous sex for sex's
sake.

--
DonnaB www.delphi.com/soapopera icq308592
Sunday Night Chats: AW 9et, SBarb 10et

"I love local color." - Cecile, AW, 11-95

Jedpeck

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
>JedPeck of "and you're still a nasty c-word!" fame weighs in:
>
>>and I'm not talking about Jack.
>>
>
>Of course not.
>
>
>
>
>
>

Glad to see I make a solid impression.

Jedpeck

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
>Peckie pulls out his little quote book and adds for good measure:
>
>>"There's a word for women like you, but it's not used in polite society
>>outside
>>of a kennel."--Clare Boothe Luce
>>
>

No need for a quote book. Have that one down in memory. It's from a play and
movie about women like yourselves--THE WOMEN.

>Your best friend Anna Stuart must be so proud! Poor thing.

Funny, she is very proud...and has little, if anything, to say about your
ill-bred ilk that would be nice. She loathes contentious people who bait
others as you and your dreadful little group do. She's a fine woman with fine
friends...among which I am considered at the tops...so now I guess you can hate
her to, you spiteful trollop.

KYStorm

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
>Funny, she is very proud...and has little, if anything, to say about your
>ill-bred ilk that would be nice. She loathes contentious people who bait
>others as you and your dreadful little group do. She's a fine woman with
>fine
>friends..*among which I am considered at the tops*...so now I guess you can

>hate
>her to, you spiteful trollop.

Keep swinging those little fists and stomping those little feet, Peckie -- you
may convince us yet. LOL.

~~Donna: "...an infantile craving, an overly possessive nature, an almost
pathological need for attention?"~~

KPeter611

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
>And you're an asshole joyjoyjoy.........how ya like them apples? Now kiss my
>ass where the sun dont shine you kiwi slime ball!!!!
>Jack

Well, I see nothing's changed. <sigh> And, you have the kiwi thing all wrong.

KPeter611

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
>>Your best friend Anna Stuart must be so proud! Poor thing.>>>KYStorm

>
>Funny, she is very proud...and has little, if anything, to say about your
>ill-bred ilk that would be nice. She loathes contentious people who bait
>others as you and your dreadful little group do. She's a fine woman with
>fine
>friends...among which I am considered at the tops...so now I guess you can

>hate
>her to, you spiteful trollop.

Oh, she had plenty of nice things to say to women in our dreadful little group.
Sorry to disappoint you, Jedp.

JackBama1

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
>Well, I see nothing's changed. <sigh> And, you have the kiwi thing all
>wrong.
>(Miss Petite from NJ)
>

Go back to your place at Love Online.

KPeter611

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
>Ruthie, I would love to see Carl take on Stark. If the write the story right,
>Carl could figure Stark and Halliday out in a minute and then proceed to toss
>them from Bay City.
>I absolutely hate this story now where Stark is turning Amanda into a zombie.
>When Carl left he was really pissed at Amanda (the old one......LOL)......I
>hope he likes Amanda now and helps her with David Halliday.
>Jack

As I posted under another thread, I heard at the luncheon (not gospel, I don't
know for sure) that Keating is coming back for the last day the show is aired.
I do hope it's longer. The last tape date is May 24.


JackBama1

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
>Oh, she had plenty of nice things to say to women in our dreadful little
>group.
> Sorry to disappoint you, Jedp.
> (KnoPeter)
>

Who gives a fat rat's ass about your luncheon.
How many letters did the kids do for you to take to NY??? Do they call you
Miss Petite??
Jack

KPeter611

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
>
>
>The show is too expensive for any network to pick up. If they do, you can
>say
>bye-bye to the older cast members...not like we haven't done that already.
>Still, for some, hope springs eternal...just not for the residents of Bay
>City,
>I'm afraid.
>

Thank goodness the cast doesn't feel as you do. And it was mainly the OLDER
ones who are pushing and URGING the FANS to write to ABC. And....before you
start trashing, I was there and heard it for myself.

JackBama1

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
>Thank goodness the cast doesn't feel as you do. And it was mainly the OLDER
>ones who are pushing and URGING the FANS to write to ABC. And....before you
>start trashing, I was there and heard it for myself.
(KnoPeter)

Hey everyone...........KPeter WAS AT THE LUNCHEON.
Now please promise not to tell us again. We know now.


KPeter611

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to

Sorry, window's closed. :)

KPeter611

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to

Was this really necessary? There were over 800 people at the luncheon. Why do
you single ME out? There ARE some people who might be interested in what it
was like, so feel free to skip, Jack.

Janloves

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
>Subject: Re: AW: Happy to Hear About Keating
>From: kys...@aol.com (KYStorm)
>Date: 4/25/1999 3:41 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <19990425154119...@ng-fd1.aol.com>

I think Shakespeare described people like you best:
" thou beslubbering rude-growing hedge-pig".
Need a tissue?

DonnaB

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
On 25 Apr 1999 22:28:00 GMT the rec.arts.tv.soaps.misc
netizen kpet...@aol.com (KPeter611) posted the following
in Msg# <19990425182800...@ng-fs1.aol.com> :

| ... There ARE some people who might be interested in what it
| was like, ...

As it happens I'd like very much to know what it was like to
be at the Luncheon and/or any other events this weekend in
NYC. For anyone who was there, from anyone who was there.
So, Kath & Vicky went. Did Traci? Amanda? I've already heard
a little from Melissa from elsewhere who went. But, I'm
primed to hear a bunch more! Anyone? Open mic .... <G>

P&E

--
DonnaB www.delphi.com/soapopera icq308592
Sunday Night Chats: AW 9et, SBarb 10et

"I want to fight with you the way we always fight." - AW,
2/98, Donna to Michael, in the church after his funeral

KPeter611

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
>
>As it happens I'd like very much to know what it was like to
>be at the Luncheon and/or any other events this weekend in
>NYC. For anyone who was there, from anyone who was there.
>So, Kath & Vicky went. Did Traci? Amanda? I've already heard
>a little from Melissa from elsewhere who went. But, I'm
>primed to hear a bunch more! Anyone? Open mic .... <G>

Yep, me, Vicky, Amanda and Traci too. There were LOTS of us there. I will
write about it when I can wake up......not too much sleep. :)

KYStorm

unread,
Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
to
> I think Shakespeare described people like you best:
>" thou beslubbering rude-growing hedge-pig".
> Need a tissue?
>
>@-Janloves-<-<-<
>

Oh, my, somebody's discovered The Shakespeare Insulter website! <g> Allow me
to reply in kind:
"Thou art some fool, I am loath to beat thee."

peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
In article <19990425095841...@ng-ch1.aol.com>,

jed...@aol.com (Jedpeck) wrote:
> So, Keating's back and this crap continues on the ng. Perhaps the ng will be
> cancelled. Even the dreck on AW is better written than this constant
> bickering...and I'm not talking about Jack.
>
--

I guess it's a case of taking the good, with the bad and the ugly <G> I'm just
thrilled that Charles is back, and I'll do a happy dance to prove it!

-----

Julie(Peanutbutter Cup)
I refuse to star in your psychodrama.

peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
In article <19990425113758...@ng-fi1.aol.com>,

jed...@aol.com (Jedpeck) wrote:
> >So, Keating's back and this crap continues on the ng. Perhaps the ng will be
> >cancelled. Even the dreck on AW is better written than this constant
> >bickering...and I'm not talking about Jack.>>
> >
> >Maybe the constant bickering is
>
> I merely said "Keating's back" (which I believe is a GOOD thing), but the
> constant bickering and sniping at one another never ceases...you repulsive
> people continue to amaze me. I'm back alright...back for the duration...get
> used to it. Like most people who read this ng, I, too, am sick and f***ing
> tired of you and your kiwis or whatever the hell you slimy people call
> yourselves (amongst the more positive people, you're called names that are not
> very nice...but we don't attack in public and drag it out and out and out like
> you and your ilk tend to do. My being back has nothing to do with the
constant
> bickering; it has to do with you lack of logic and continual use of
> non-sequiters after MISreading someone's text--which is typical of you and
your
> cronies.
>
> "There's a word for women like you, but it's not used in polite society
outside
> of a kennel."--Clare Boothe Luce
>
--

Glad you are back Jed. Some of us really appreciate your input. Ignore the
bickering, most of us do, and post about the show or the politics of showbiz,
or whatever strikes your fancy. How is Anna doing with all of this?

peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
In article <19990425103829...@ng34.aol.com>,

janl...@aol.com (Janloves) wrote:
> >Subject: Re: AW: Happy to Hear About Keating
> >From: peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com
> >Date: 4/25/1999 9:52 AM Eastern Daylight Time
>
> >
> >I was thrilled when I got the news. It will be great to see him again, but
> >it's all very bittersweet. I do hope that it shows in the ratings and it
> >helps another network make the decision to give AW a chance. If nothing else,
> >it will help us have some happy endings, and make our last memories of AW
> >special.

> >
> >-----
> >
> >Julie(Peanutbutter Cup)
> > I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
> >
> >-----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
> >http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own
> >
> I did read a comment by Leah Laiman, that she is going to give the fans
the
> send off they want....Too bad they couldn't give us what we wanted sooner....
A
> Carl and Rachel reunion, will be the best! I just hope now, that it is only
a
> send-off from NBC, and CK follows the show to whatever network may pick it up.
> Did VW give any indication that CK WOULD follow AW should another network pick
> it up?
> @-Janloves-<-<-<


Gosh, I would hope he would, but I guess this falls under the "counting your
chickens before they are hatched" category. First we have to get someone to
pick up the show. I'm sure if it's done quickly that most of the cast would
go for it, but obviously it's up to each actor to make that decision.

peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
In article <19990425114549...@ng-fi1.aol.com>,

jed...@aol.com (Jedpeck) wrote:
> >Remember, though, that if another network picks up the show, they'll probably
> >have as much power as NBC does now. The new network could fire anyone they
> >see fit...and then we'll be back to posts like "This whole show is going to
> >rot!"
>
> The show is too expensive for any network to pick up. If they do, you can say
> bye-bye to the older cast members...not like we haven't done that already.
> Still, for some, hope springs eternal...just not for the residents of Bay
City,
> I'm afraid.
>
--

Now don't be raining on our parade Jed. If we don't have hope, we have
nothing. Lots of money out there, tons being spent on trashy shows I'd love
to see cancelled. Never say never! -----

peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
In article <7fvdpp$b3p$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
bluee...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
>
> > Perhaps Jack, the writers could bring Carl's "death" into play concerning
> > Stark... he has asked Rachel on more than one occassion about Carl, and her
> > grieving for him.
>
> Here's how I would do it...
>
> Rachel and Amanda have uncovered Stark's misdeeds and Stark's plan is shot.
> Rachel has found the way to send Stark to whereever the heck he's from, and
> she's prepared to do it. Amanda is injured and so Cameron tends to her, but
> Rachel is determined to dispose of Mr. Bumpy once and for all.
>
> Before Rachel can send Stark off, he morphs into Carl. As Carl, he
tells her
> she cannot send him away, that he is her one true love. Rachel is
> appropriately stunned. However, she knows it is just a trick and she
does
> whatever it is that sends Stark packing. Stark vanishes in a puff of smoke,
> a burst of light, whatever. Amanda is saved, and they reconcile. (I'd
> rather see Amanda with Sam, but it would be too cheesy for her to fall in
> love with him all over again in the short time we have left.)
>
> The day after Stark vanishes, Rachel receives a videotape with a note on
> it...from Stark. The note congratulates Rachel, saying she's a formidable
> opponent and that he won't bother her family again. The note encourages her
> to watch the video.
>
> Rachel watches the video and sees...Carl! She thinks it's another trick, but
> something inside her tells her it's not. She tells her family what she has
> seen but when they go to watch the tape, it's blank! They think she's nuts,
> especially when the note from Stark is also missing.
>
> Rachel recives plane tickets to an island in the Caribbean. Her family finds
> evidence suggesting Rachel bought the tickets herself, but Rachel knows
> better. As her family tries to stop her, Rachel escapes on the plane to the
> island. As she exits the plane, she finds Carl waiting for her...safe and
> sound. He has amnesia (to explain why he's not with Rachel now), but
seeing
> Rachel brings back his memories. He and Rachel and reunited, and nothing
> will split them again.
>
> Okay, that's how I'd do it. It basically ends things happily, which is how
> things should go!
>
> Chris
-

Great ideas Chris. LOL, Mr. Bumpy! I want to be sure we get to see plenty of
Carl at the end here, romance on the beach, can't beat that.

KPeter611

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
>Who gives a fat rat's ass about your luncheon.
>How many letters did the kids do for you to take to NY??? Do they call you
>Miss Petite??
>Jack

Is there a problem here? No one to pick on all weekend? As I said before, if
you don't want to read what I write, then just skip it.

And about the letters...no, the kids wrote NO letters to or about the show.
However, since you're so interested, yes, some of US (adults, Jack, don't get
excited) did sit in Vicky's room until 3:00 AM STUFFING the 800 letters (with
the same # of labels) that SHE was kind enough to bring for the fans to mail.


If you want to fight with someone, Jack, find someone else. Maybe you
should've gone to NY. You might have found out what fan "unity" was all about.
You obviously have no idea.

LapCat1234

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
>Subject: Re: AW: Happy to Hear About Keating
>From: jack...@aol.com (JackBama1)
>Date: 4/25/99 7:19 AM Pacific Daylight Time
>Message-id: <19990425101940...@ng-cl1.aol.com>
>

>Ruthie, I would love to see Carl take on Stark. If the write the story right,
>Carl could figure Stark and Halliday out in a minute and then proceed to toss
>them from Bay City.
>I absolutely hate this story now where Stark is turning Amanda into a zombie.
>When Carl left he was really pissed at Amanda (the old one......LOL)......I
>hope he likes Amanda now and helps her with David Halliday.
>Jack

I don't think Carl was really pissed so much as very disappointed with Amanda.
If he'd have been pissed, he would have some very pointed ways of making it
known. He'll defend Amanda because of his love for Rachel. He knows how much
her children mean to her...

Ruth

CKFan01

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
<<Subject: Re: AW: Happy to Hear About Keating
From: peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com
Date: Sun, Apr 25, 1999 20:27 EDT
Message-id: <7g0btp$49o$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

In article <19990425095841...@ng-ch1.aol.com>,


jed...@aol.com (Jedpeck) wrote:
> So, Keating's back and this crap continues on the ng. Perhaps the ng will be
> cancelled. Even the dreck on AW is better written than this constant
> bickering...and I'm not talking about Jack.
>

--

I guess it's a case of taking the good, with the bad and the ugly <G>>>

Why do you have this need to kiss his ass?

DonnaB

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
On 25 Apr 1999 23:42:59 GMT the rec.arts.tv.soaps.misc

netizen kpet...@aol.com (KPeter611) posted the following
in Msg# <19990425194259...@ng-fs1.aol.com> :

Well, maybe if you get a nap in, then by the time you return
some people might learn that many of us had resolved to try
to put differences completely to the side for now & try to
make another stab at fan unity.

Meanwhile anyone who is awake is welcome to come tell us
about it at my weekly chat tonight on Delphi.

--
DonnaB www.delphi.com/soapopera icq308592
Sunday Night Chats: AW 9et, SBarb 10et

"It seems you weren't calling me from Washington, DC, but
from Canada, ... Manitoba to be exact!" - Vicky to Grant,
AW, 11-16-95

AWoldie

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
I think Shakespeare described people like you best:
" thou beslubbering rude-growing hedge-pig".
Need a tissue?[mooredrivel]

aw gee - somebody sent her a link to the Shakespearean insult page and she's
besotted...lol

AWoldie

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
So, Keating's back and this crap continues on the ng. Perhaps the ng will be
cancelled. Even the dreck on AW is better written than this constant
bickering...and I'm not talking about Jack.[jedprick]

::yawn:: true enuf peckboy - nothing you say ever amounts to jack...

AWoldie

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
Like most people who read this ng, I, too, am sick and f***ing
tired of you and your kiwis or whatever the hell you slimy people call
yourselves (amongst the more positive people, you're called names that are not
very nice...[tinyprick]

LOL - and yet here you are just begging for attention, eh peckboy? Do you
seriously delude yourself that you have the slightest influence over anyone
here? {S Chuckle...

AWoldie

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
>Funny, she is very proud...and has little, if anything, to say about your
>ill-bred ilk that would be nice. She loathes contentious people who bait
>others as you and your dreadful little group do. She's a fine woman with
>fine
>friends..*among which I am considered at the tops*...so now I guess you can
>hate
>her to, you spiteful trollop.[jedprick]

KYStorm, as usual, puts the little fella in his place without even using both
hands <eg>:

Keep swinging those little fists and stomping those little feet, Peckie -- you
may convince us yet. LOL.

~~Donna: "...an infantile craving, an overly possessive nature, an almost
pathological need for attention?"~~

ROFL, K!

AWoldie

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
>JedPeck of "and you're still a nasty c-word!" fame weighs in:

>
>>and I'm not talking about Jack.[jedprick]
>>
>
>Of course not.[kystorm]
>


Glad to see I make a solid impression.[jedprick]

I suppose you're happy to make a solid ..anything? <g>

DonnaB

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
On 25 Apr 1999 19:41:19 GMT the rec.arts.tv.soaps.misc
netizen kys...@aol.com (KYStorm) posted the following in
Msg# <19990425154119...@ng-fd1.aol.com> :

| From Janloves... :


|
| >Jack's *alleged* tackiness...
|
| OMG, BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well, she's nothing if not loyal, folks. "Alleged
| tackiness"! ...hoo boy... :::wiping tears from eyes:::

I have to admit that that *was& one of the most humorous
uses of the word "alleged" that I have ever heard. But, gee,
where else would one even find alleged tackiness a
discussable item? <BG>

--
DonnaB www.delphi.com/soapopera icq308592
Sunday Night Chats: AW 9et, SBarb 10et

"I've heard of wheelchair access, but this is ridiculous!" -
Grant as Donna wheeled herself in, AW, 3/99

DonnaB

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
On Mon, 26 Apr 1999 00:27:41 GMT the rec.arts.tv.soaps.misc
netizen peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com posted the
following in Msg# <7g0btp$49o$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com> :

| In article <19990425095841...@ng-ch1.aol.com>,
| jed...@aol.com (Jedpeck) wrote:

| > So, Keating's back and this crap continues on the ng. Perhaps the ng will be
| > cancelled. Even the dreck on AW is better written than this constant

| > bickering...and I'm not talking about Jack.


|
| I guess it's a case of taking the good, with the bad and the ugly <G> I'm just
| thrilled that Charles is back, and I'll do a happy dance to prove it!

Oh, great, now I'll never get that theme song out of my
head! LOL

--
DonnaB www.delphi.com/soapopera icq308592
Sunday Night Chats: AW 9et, SBarb 10et

"It's all instinctual. I'm relying on what feels natural to
me. I bring everything up out of myself - if something's
happened in my life, I take from the experience. ... I guess
if I really had to act, I might be in trouble." - Jodi
O'Keefe, Maggie#2, AW

Eadie Silverberg

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
Since you were at the luncheon, how about giving us some info on what went down,
what happened, and who said what . . . those of us who were not there would be
very interested in hearing what the luncheon was all about!!

EADIE !

KPeter611 wrote:

> >
> >
> >The show is too expensive for any network to pick up. If they do, you can
> >say
> >bye-bye to the older cast members...not like we haven't done that already.
> >Still, for some, hope springs eternal...just not for the residents of Bay
> >City,
> >I'm afraid.
> >
>

JBarrows75

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
>From: janl...@aol.com

> And what does that have to do with Charles Keating returning???

LOL! Of course, you never change the subject without changing the header, do
you?

JBarrows75

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
>From: deadp...@aol.com

>So, Keating's back and this crap continues on the ng. Perhaps the ng will be
>cancelled. Even the dreck on AW is better written than this constant
>bickering...and I'm not talking about Jack.

Even the dreck on AW is more enjoyable than reading your crap about this ng.
You complain about the bickering, but you certainly don't hesitate to jump
right into the middle of it. Hypocrite.

DonnaB

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
On Mon, 26 Apr 1999 00:39:42 GMT the rec.arts.tv.soaps.misc
netizen peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com posted the
following in Msg# <7g0cke$4p4$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com> :

| Gosh, I would hope he would, but I guess this falls
| under the "counting your
| chickens before they are hatched" category. First
| we have to get someone to
| pick up the show. I'm sure if it's done quickly that most of the cast would
| go for it, but obviously it's up to each actor to make that decision.

Well, unless it's in their contract. They have contracts
with P&G to play characters on AW, regardless of NBC. No
idea how or if a contract would apply to CK but it would be
a safe bet that he would be interested in playing Carl on AW
elsewhere!

--
DonnaB www.delphi.com/soapopera icq308592

"Look at me, I married Joe." - Paulina to Jake about what
could happen if he backs Vicky into a corner, AW, 1/8/97

Janloves

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
>Subject: Re: AW: Happy to Hear About Keating
>From: peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com
>Date: 4/25/1999 8:39 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <7g0cke$4p4$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

>
>In article <19990425103829...@ng34.aol.com>,
> janl...@aol.com (Janloves) wrote:
>> >Subject: Re: AW: Happy to Hear About Keating
>> >From: peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com
>> >Date: 4/25/1999 9:52 AM Eastern Daylight Time
>>
>> >
>> >I was thrilled when I got the news. It will be great to see him again, but
>> >it's all very bittersweet. I do hope that it shows in the ratings and it
>> >helps another network make the decision to give AW a chance. If nothing
>else,
>> >it will help us have some happy endings, and make our last memories of AW
>> >special.
>> >
>> >-----
>> >
>> >Julie(Peanutbutter Cup)
>> > I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
>> >
>> >-----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
>> >http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own
>> >
>> I did read a comment by Leah Laiman, that she is going to give the fans
>the
>> send off they want....Too bad they couldn't give us what we wanted
>sooner....
>A
>> Carl and Rachel reunion, will be the best! I just hope now, that it is
>only
>a
>> send-off from NBC, and CK follows the show to whatever network may pick it
>up.
>> Did VW give any indication that CK WOULD follow AW should another network
>pick
>> it up?
>> @-Janloves-<-<-<
>
>
>Gosh, I would hope he would, but I guess this falls under the "counting your
>chickens before they are hatched" category. First we have to get someone to
>pick up the show. I'm sure if it's done quickly that most of the cast would
>go for it, but obviously it's up to each actor to make that decision.
>
>-----
>
>Julie(Peanutbutter Cup)
> I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
>
>-----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
>http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own
>
>
I do agree Julie... I would never presume to make any of the actors feel any
undue pressure about following AW to another network, but after reading the
uplifting report Melissa gave of the luncheon, I tend to believe most of them
would. Of course, it would be up to whatever network I guess, whetherr or not
they wanted to keep any of them?..... Jensen might want to spend the summer
with her children, which I couldn't blame her for.... And who knows, maybe some
have other plans as well... I do know however, that having CK come back even
for one week, gives me hope that he would be willing to follow the show to
another network. I will keep my finger crossed<G>. I would think if any network
is going to pick up AW, the announcement would have to be made soon.

Janloves

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
>Subject: Re: AW: Happy to Hear About Keating
>From: kys...@aol.com (KYStorm)
>Date: 4/25/1999 7:55 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <19990425195518...@ng-fd1.aol.com>

>
>> I think Shakespeare described people like you best:
>>" thou beslubbering rude-growing hedge-pig".
>> Need a tissue?
>>
>>@-Janloves-<-<-<
>>
>
>Oh, my, somebody's discovered The Shakespeare Insulter website! <g> Allow
>me
>to reply in kind:
> "Thou art some fool, I am loath to beat thee."
>
>
I don't have to go to a website, although I know MANY Shakespeare sites
and go to them all... I actually read Shakespeare, you ill-bred strumpet.

DonnaB

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
On 25 Apr 1999 23:55:18 GMT the rec.arts.tv.soaps.misc
netizen kys...@aol.com (KYStorm) posted the following in
Msg# <19990425195518...@ng-fd1.aol.com> :

| > I think Shakespeare described people like you best:
| >" thou beslubbering rude-growing hedge-pig".
| > Need a tissue?
| >@-Janloves-<-<-<
|
| Oh, my, somebody's discovered The Shakespeare Insulter website! <g> Allow me
| to reply in kind:
| "Thou art some fool, I am loath to beat thee."

Well, no need to restrict yourselves to the Bard. I'll
share. Here's one of my insult tagline files. <G> Maybe
there's something here for everyone.

"A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead." - Alexander Pope

"A cherub's face, a reptile all the rest." - Alexander Pope

"A cross between an aardvark and an albino rat." - John
Simon (about Barbra Streisand)

"A dork is a dork is a dork." - Judy Markey

"A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on
a rooster." - Earl Long

"A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults." - Louis
Nizer

"A great actress, from the waist down." - Dame Margaret
Kendal

"A great many people now reading and writing would be better
employed keeping rabbits." - Edith Sitwell

"A little emasculated mass of inanity." - Theodore Roosevelt
(about Henry James)

"A master at making nothing happen very slowly." - Clifton
Fadiman

"A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost." - Tom Waits

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." -
Winston Churchill

"A triumph of the embalmer's art." - Gore Vidal (about
Ronald Reagan)

"A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits." - Alexander Pope

"A woman whose face looked as if it had been made of sugar
and someone had licked it." - George Bernard Shaw

"Abstract art? A product of the untalented, sold by the
unprincipled to the utterly bewildered." - Al Capp

"Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite
sameness." - David Shipman

"Always willing to lend a helping hand to the one above
him." - F. Scott Fitzgerald (about Ernest Hemingway)

"An agile but unintelligent and abnormal German, possessed
of the mania of grandeur." - Leo Tolstoy (about Friedrich
Nietzsche)

"An enchanting toad of a man." - Helen Hayes

"Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead
sheep." - Dennis Healy

"Differently clued." - Dave Clark

"Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is
very bad." - Donald Trump (to Larry King)

"Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair." -
Josh Billing

"Don't be so humble, you're not that great." - Golda Meir

"Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I
think it's you." - Groucho Marx

"Don't point that beard at me, it might go off." - Groucho
Marx

"End of season sale at the cerebral department." - Gareth
Blackstock

"Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be
lonesome." - Oscar Levant

"Everyone has his day and some days last longer than
others." - Winston Churchill

"Failure has gone to his head." - Wilson Mizner

"Fine words! I wonder where you stole them." - Jonathan
Swift

"Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid
and embalm each other." - Neil Simon

"God was bored by him." - Victor Hugo

"Had double chins all the way down to his stomach." - Mark
Twain

"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be
drawn and quoted." - Fred Allen

"Has the mathematical abilities of a Clydesdale." - David
Letterman

"He's a nice guy, but he played too much football with his
helmet off." - Lyndon Baines Johnson (about Gerald Ford)

"He's completely unspoiled by failure." - Noel Coward

"He's liked, but he's not well liked." - Arthur Miller

"He's so fat, he can be his own running mate." - Johnny
Carson

"He's so small, he's a waste of skin." - Fred Allen

"He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces." -
Mae West

"He's the type of man who will end up dying in his own
arms." - Mamie Van Doren (about Warren Beatty)

"He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head."
- Margot Asquith

"He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his
mouth." - Ann Richards (about George Bush)

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of
any man I know." - Abraham Lincoln

"He could never see a belt without hitting below it." -
Margot Asquith

"He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner." -
Johnny Carson (about Chevy Chase)

"He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost
fascinating." - Ayn Rand

"He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it." -
T.S. Eliot (about Henry James)

"He had a winning smile, but everything else was a loser." -
George C. Scott

"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

"He has a chocolate eclair backbone." - Theodore Roosevelt

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I
admire." - Winston Churchill

"He has every attribute of a dog except loyalty." - Thomas
P. Gore

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his
friends." - Oscar Wilde

"He has no more backbone than a chocolate eclair." -
Theodore Roosevelt

"He has sat on the fence so long that the iron has entered
his soul." - David Lloyd George

"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." - Robert
Redford

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

"He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate
him." - Eddie Cantor

"He is a fine friend. He stabs you in the front." - Leonard
Louis Levinson

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John
Bright

"He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him." - Herbert
Beerbohm Tree

"He is as good as his word - and his word is no good." -
Seamus MacManus

"He is brilliant - to the top of his boots." - David Lloyd
George

"He is just about the nastiest little man I've ever known.
He struts sitting down." - Lillian Dykstra (about Thomas
Dewey)

"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." - Lady Caroline Lamb

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in
others." - Samuel Johnson

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved
by death." - H. H. Munro

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -
Paul Keating

"He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than
one measle at a time." - Eugene Field

"He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea." - John
Steinbeck

"He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his
own grease." - Henry James

"He is the very pineapple of politeness." - Richard Brinsley
Sheridan

"He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That
points clearly to a political career." - George Bernard Shaw

"He knows so little and knows it so fluently." - Ellen
Glasgow

"He looked like a half-melted rubber bulldog." - John Simon

"He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle." - Alice
Roosevelt Longworth (about Calvin Coolidge)

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest
Tucker

"He made enemies as naturally as soap makes suds." -
Percival Wilde

"He makes a July's day short as December." - William
Shakespeare

"He makes a very handsome corpse and becomes his coffin
prodigiously." - Oliver Goldsmith

"He never bore a grudge against anyone he wronged." - Simone
Signoret

"He never said a foolish thing nor never did a wise one." -
Earl of Rochester

"He not only overflowed with learning, he stood in the
slop." - Sydney Smith

"He strains his conversation through a cigar." - Hamilton
Mabie

"He used statistics the way a drunkard uses lampposts - for
support, not illumination." - Andrew Lang

"He was a bit like a corkscrew. Twisted, cold and sharp." -
Kate Cruise O'Brien

"He was a great friend of mine. Well, as much as you could
be a friend of his, unless you were a fourteen-year-old
nymphet." - Truman Capote (about Faulkner)

"He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who
looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trilogy." -
Mark Twain

"He was about as useful in a crisis as a sheep." - Dorothy
Eden

"He was as great as a man can be without morality." - Alexis
de Tocqueville

"He was born with a silver foot in his mouth." - Ann
Richards

"He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one
idea and that was wrong." - Benjamin Disraeli

"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't." - Victor
Borge

"He was humane but not human." - e e Cummings (about Ezra
Pound)

"He was one of the nicest old ladies I ever met." - William
Faulkner

"He was one of those men who possess almost every gift,
except the gift of the power to use them." - Charles
Kingsley

"He was so crooked, you could have used his spine for a
safety-pin." - Dorothy L. Sayers

"He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with
both eyes." - Molly Irvins

"He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would
blind him in both eyes." - Fred Allen

"He writes his plays for the ages--the ages between five and
twelve." - George Nathan (about George Bernard Shaw)

"He'd make a lovely corpse." - Charles Dickens

"He's a full-fledged housewife from Kansas with all the
prejudices." - Gore Vidal (about Truman Capote)

"Her body has gone to her head." - Barbara Stanwyck (about
Marilyn Monroe)

"Her only flair is in her nostrils." - Pauline Kael

"Her voice sounded like an eagle being goosed." - Ralph
Novak

"His features resembled a fossilized washrag." - Alan Brien

"His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons." - Robin
Williams

"His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's
scarcely a hole in it anywhere." - Mark Twain

"His ignorance is encyclopedic." - Abba Eban

"His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass
through it." - F. H. Bradley

"His mind is so open that the wind whistles through it." -
Heywood Braun

"His mind was like a soup dish, wide and shallow; it could
hold a small amount of nearly anything, but the slightest
jarring spilled the soup into somebody's lap." - Irving
Stone (about William Jennings Bryan)

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
- Mae West

"His smile is like the silver plate on a coffin." - John
Philpot Curran

"His style has the desperate jauntiness of an orchestra
fiddling away for dear life on a sinking ship." - Edmund
Wilson (about Evelyn Waugh)

"His voice was the most obnoxious squeak I ever was
tormented with." - Charles Lamb

"I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life
throwing rocks at the stork." - Groucho Marx

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't
it." - Groucho Marx

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's
nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

"I am reading Henry James...and feel myself as one entombed
in a block of smooth amber." - Virginia Woolf

"I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the
quickest." - Steven Pearl

"I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea
with no other provisions in sight." - Mark Twain

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter
saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

"I didn't know her well, but after watching her in action I
didn't want to know her well." - Joan Crawford

"I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot." - Oscar Wilde

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having
you here." - Stephen Bishop

"I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in
your entire body." - Walter Matthau

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries
with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people
who annoy me." - Fred Allen

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an
exception." - Groucho Marx

"I regard you with an indifference bordering on aversion." -
Robert Louis Stevenson

"I treasure every moment that I do not see her." - Oscar
Levant

"I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?"
- Ashleigh Brilliant

"I will always love the false image I had of you." -
Ashleigh Brilliant

"I wish I'd known you when you were alive." - Leonard Louis
Levinson

"I worship the quicksand he walks in." - Art Buchwald

"I would not want to put him in charge of snake control in
Ireland." - Eugene McCarthy

"If he were any dumber, he'd be a tree." - Barry Goldwater

"If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog." -
Joan Rivers

"If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the
puppies?" - Charles Pierce

"In her last days, she resembled a spoiled pear." - Gore
Vidal (about Gertrude Stein)

"In her single person she managed to produce the effect of a
majority." - Ellen Glascow

"Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?" - Dr. Gonzo

"It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey." - Jeff
Foxworthy

"Like the little man on top of the wedding cake." - Harold
Ickes

"Little things affect little minds." - Benjamin Disraeli

"Mind is so open that the wind whistles through it." -
Heywood Braun

"Nature not content with denying him the ability to think,
has endowed him with the ability to write." - A. E. Housman

"Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed
moustache." - Alan Bennett

"Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left
armpit." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth (about Douglas
MacArthur)

"Next-day delivery in a nanosecond world." - Van Jacobson

"No more sense of direction than a bunch of firecrackers." -
Rob Wagner

"No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I
think he's a dirty little beast." - W. S. Gilbert

"No woman of our time has gone further with less mental
equipment." - Clifton Fadiman

"Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast." - Oscar Wilde

"Ordinarily he is insane. But he has lucid moments when he
is only stupid." - Heinrich Heine

"Please try not to be such a wiener-head." - Dave Barry

"Pushing forty? She's hanging on for dear life." - Ivy
Compton-Burnett

"Shakespeare never has six lines together without a fault."
- Samuel Johnson

"Sharp as a sack full of wet mice." - Foghorn Leghorn

"She's a vacuum with nipples." - Otto Preminger (about
Marilyn Monroe)

"She's been on more laps than a napkin." - Walter Winchell

"She's descended from a long line her mother listened to." -
Gypsy Rose Lee

"She's good, being gone." - William Shakespeare

"She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her
earrings bang together." - John Cantu

"She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees." - Joan
Rivers

"She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success -
wrong by wrong." - Mae West

"She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell
the others by their hunted expression." - C. S. Lewis

"She could carry off anything; and some people said that she
did." - Ada Leverson

"She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic
surgeon." - Groucho Marx

"She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable
substitute for wit." - W. Somerset Maugham

"She had much in common with Hitler, only no moustache." -
Noel Coward

"She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and
by much the same class of people." - Robertson Davies

"She has breasts of granite and a mind like a Gruyere
cheese." - Billy Wilder (about Marilyn Monroe)

"She has discovered the secret of perpetual middle age." -
Oscar Levant

"She is a peacock in everything but beauty." - Oscar Wilde

"She is a water bug on the surface of life." - Gloria
Steinem

"She is so hairy,when she lifted up her arm, I thought it
was Tina Turner in her armpit." - Joan Rivers (about
Madonna)

"She looked as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or
anywhere else." - Elsa Lanchester

"She looked like a huge ball of fur on two well-developed
legs." - Nancy Mitford

"She looks like she combs her hair with an eggbeater." -
Louella Parsons

"She looks like something that would eat its young." -
Dorothy Parker

"She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her
conversation." - Jean Webster

"She never was really charming till she died." - Terence

"She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to
it." - Bob Fosse

"She proceeds to dip her little fountain-pen filler into
pots of oily venom and to squirt the mixture at all her
friends." - Harold Nicholson

"She ran the whole gamut of emotions from A to B." - Dorothy
Parker (about Katherine Hepburn)

"She should get a divorce and settle down." - Jack Paar

"She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a
bled pig." - Margot Asquith

"She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake." -
Margot Asquith

"She was a large woman who seemed not so much dressed as
upholstered." - James Matthew Barrie

"She was a master at making nothing happen very slowly." -
Clifton Fadiman

"She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers." -
Alexander Woollcott

"She was what we used to call a suicide blonde - dyed by her
own hand." - Saul Bellow

"She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a
pitchfork." - Jonathan Swift

"So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name." - Alan
Bennett

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they
go." - Oscar Wilde

"Some folks are wise and some are otherwise." - Tobias
George Smolett

"Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee later
than others." - Kin Hubbard

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity,
and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them." - Joseph
Heller "Catch-22"

"Some people stay longer in an hour than others can in a
week." - William Dean Howells

"Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence."
- Ashleigh Brilliant

"Stay with me; I want to be alone." - Joey Adams

"Teflon brain (nothing sticks.)" - Lily Tomlin

"That's not writing, that's typing." - Truman Capote

"That young girl is one of the least benightedly
unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound
lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting." - Douglas
Adams

"The best part of you ran down your mother's legs." - Jackie
Gleason

"The cruelest thing that has happened to Lincoln since he
was shot by Booth was to fall into the hands of Carl
Sandburg." - Edmund Wilson

"The finest woman that ever walked the streets." - Mae West

"The gods too are fond of a joke." - Aristotle

"The greatest thing since they reinvented unsliced bread." -
William Keegan

"The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its
behind." - Joseph Stilwell

"The triumph of sugar over diabetes." - George Jean Nathan

"The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of
conversation but not the power of speech." - George Bernard
Shaw

"The youthful sparkle in his eyes is caused by his contact
lenses, which he keeps highly polished." - Sheila Graham
(about Ronald Regan)

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't
cure." - Jack E. Leonard

"There but for the grace of God, goes God." - Winston
Churchill

"There goes the famous good time that was had by all." -
Bette Davis

"They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to
be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway." -
Hunter S. Thompson

"Thou lumpish earth-vexing fustilarian." - William
Shakespeare

"Thou mammering half-faced measle." - William Shakespeare

"Timid? As timid as a buzzsaw." - George Ells (about Hedda
Hopper)

"To err is Truman." - A popular joke in 1946

"Useless as a pulled tooth." - Mary Roberts Rinehart

"Wagner's music is better than it sounds." - Mark Twain

"We've been through so much together, and most of it was
your fault." - Ashleigh Brilliant

"Well, I think we ought to let him hang there. Let him twist
slowly, slowly in the wind." - John Ehrlichman

"What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement."
- Fred Allen

"What has a tiny brain, a big mouth, and an opinion nobody
cares about? You!" - Murphy Brown

"What you said hurt me very much. I cried all the way to the
bank." - Liberace

"When I see a man of shallow understanding extravagantly
clothed, I feel sorry - for the clothes." - Josh Billings

"When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?" -
David Letterman

"While he was not dumber than an ox he was not any smarter
either." - James Thurber

"Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human
beings?" - Milton Berle

"Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a
chrysanthemum." - P. G. Wodehouse

"Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run
out?" - Groucho Marx

"Why, this fellow don't know any more about politics than a
pig knows about Sunday." - Harry S Truman (about Dwight D.
Eisenhower)

"Writers are interesting people, but often mean and petty."
- Lillian Hellman

"You're a good example of why some animals eat their young."
- Jim Samuels

"You're a mouse studying to be a rat." - Wilson Mizner

"You're a parasite for sore eyes." - Gregory Ratoff

"You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an
operation." - Irvin S. Cobb

"You had to stand in line to hate him." - Hedda Hopper

"You have a good and kind soul. It just doesn't match the
rest of you." - Norm Papernick

"You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a
horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner." -
Aristophanes

"You have delighted us long enough." - Jane Austen

"You look into his eyes, and you get the feeling someone
else is driving." - David Letterman

"You really have to get to know him to dislike him." - James
T. Patterson (about Thomas Dewey)

"You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the
grave in a Y-shaped coffin." - Joe Orton

"You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he
was glad to get rid of it." - Groucho Marx

"Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in
bed at the same time." - Frederic Raphael

Janloves

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
>Subject: Re: AW: TAN: Classic Insults /was Happy to Hear About Keating
>From: wes...@vol.com (DonnaB)
>Date: 4/26/1999 9:04 AM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <3727620b...@enews.newsguy.com>

Remember the bandwidth Donna<G>... But, I think you just about covered"it"
LOL. Oh, and sorry I didn't change the header last time.

DonnaB

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
On 26 Apr 1999 00:30:49 GMT the rec.arts.tv.soaps.misc
netizen lapca...@aol.com (LapCat1234) posted the following
in Msg# <19990425203049...@ng-cc1.aol.com> :

| I don't think Carl was really pissed so much as very disappointed with Amanda.
| If he'd have been pissed, he would have some very pointed ways of making it
| known. He'll defend Amanda because of his love for Rachel. He knows how much
| her children mean to her...

That was Carl for ya. He always *got* that Mac & her kiddos
were as much a part of her as breathing. What a guy.

--
DonnaB www.delphi.com/soapopera icq308592

"My husband is upset because his family jewels were stolen,
so he is a bit TESTY!" - Cindy to Capt. Carlino, AW, 6-2-97

peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
In article <19990425211943...@ng61.aol.com>,

ckf...@aol.com (CKFan01) wrote:
> <<Subject: Re: AW: Happy to Hear About Keating
> From: peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com
> Date: Sun, Apr 25, 1999 20:27 EDT
> Message-id: <7g0btp$49o$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

>
> In article <19990425095841...@ng-ch1.aol.com>,
> jed...@aol.com (Jedpeck) wrote:
> > So, Keating's back and this crap continues on the ng. Perhaps the ng will
be
> > cancelled. Even the dreck on AW is better written than this constant
> > bickering...and I'm not talking about Jack.
> >
> --

>
> I guess it's a case of taking the good, with the bad and the ugly <G>>>
>
> Why do you have this need to kiss his ass?
>
--

I wasn't honey, honest :-)

peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
In article <373eb84d...@enews.newsguy.com>,
wes...@vol.com wrote:
> On Mon, 26 Apr 1999 00:27:41 GMT the rec.arts.tv.soaps.misc
> netizen peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com posted the
> following in Msg# <7g0btp$49o$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com> :

>
> | In article <19990425095841...@ng-ch1.aol.com>,
> | jed...@aol.com (Jedpeck) wrote:
> | > So, Keating's back and this crap continues on the ng. Perhaps the ng will
be
> | > cancelled. Even the dreck on AW is better written than this constant
> | > bickering...and I'm not talking about Jack.
> |
> | I guess it's a case of taking the good, with the bad and the ugly <G> I'm
just
> | thrilled that Charles is back, and I'll do a happy dance to prove it!
>
> Oh, great, now I'll never get that theme song out of my
> head! LOL
>
> --
> DonnaB www.delphi.com/soapopera icq308592
> Sunday Night Chats: AW 9et, SBarb 10et
>
> "It's all instinctual. I'm relying on what feels natural to
> me. I bring everything up out of myself - if something's
> happened in my life, I take from the experience. ... I guess
> if I really had to act, I might be in trouble." - Jodi
> O'Keefe, Maggie#2, AW
>
--

Now it's playing in my mind too <G>

KYStorm

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
> I don't have to go to a website, although I know MANY Shakespeare
>sites
>and go to them all... I actually read Shakespeare, you ill-bred strumpet.
>@-Janloves-<-<-<

Very good, Jan! Now, about this strumpet business...you would know this
exactly how? LOL.

~~Amanda: "Wow, color me dazzled."~~

KYStorm

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
From DonnaB:

>Well, no need to restrict yourselves to the Bard. I'll

>share. Here's one of my insult tagline files. <G> **Maybe
>there's something here for everyone.**
>

LOL, you betcha. Knock yourself out, Jan.

AWoldie

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
I don't have to go to a website, although I know MANY Shakespeare sites
and go to them all... I actually read Shakespeare, you ill-bred strumpet.
@-Janloves-<-<-<

and yet your poetry still reads like you study more of Barbara Cartland's words
than the Bard's...go figure...

Janloves

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
>Subject: Re: AW: TAN: Classic Insults /was Happy to Hear About Keating
>From: kys...@aol.com (KYStorm)
>Date: 4/26/1999 12:54 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <19990426125405...@ng-cl1.aol.com>
LOL, I'm not knocking myself at all , as there actually are no words to
truly describe you. Not even the Bard himself I believe could accomplish that.
He came close though. Although, I believe he liked tea with his strumpets...
oops, sorry, I meant crumpets<G>.

AWoldie

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
>LOL, you betcha. Knock yourself out, Jan.
>
>
LOL, I'm not knocking myself at all , as there actually are no words to
truly describe you. Not even the Bard himself I believe could accomplish that.
He came close though. Although, I believe he liked tea with his strumpets...
oops, sorry, I meant crumpets<G>.

@-Janloves-<-<-<

heehee - you always could get to her so easily K <bg>

Janloves

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
>Subject: Re: AW: Happy to Hear About Keating
>From: awo...@aol.com (AWoldie)
>Date: 4/26/1999 1:26 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <19990426132624...@ng-fw1.aol.com>
Everyone has their own style, haggard...I'm doing fine with mine. I write
from my heart in my own way just as all writers do. You don't like my poetry
why do you read it? Oh, I know, because then you would have nothing to bitch
about . But hey, thanks for the plug.
Shakespeare was/is a phenomenon unto himself...he was a literary genius...I
LOVE reading his works and studying his life.
BTW, your words sound like you study Howard Stern. True to form you have to
get personal, because you don't even have the capacity to respond with
intelligence. I don't even know who Barbara Cartland is... But since you
obviously had to have read her words in order to compare them, what does that
say about * your* tastes?

Lynda Moulton

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
In article <7g0btp$49o$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com wrote:

> In article <19990425095841...@ng-ch1.aol.com>,
> jed...@aol.com (Jedpeck) wrote:
> > So, Keating's back and this crap continues on the ng. Perhaps the ng
will be
> > cancelled. Even the dreck on AW is better written than this constant
> > bickering...and I'm not talking about Jack.
> >

> --


>
> I guess it's a case of taking the good, with the bad and the ugly <G> I'm just
> thrilled that Charles is back, and I'll do a happy dance to prove it!

CONGA LINE!!!!


Lynda (first good news in YONKS!)
--
Enough of this sentimentalist claptrap sigfile!
Bring me The Head of Grant Harrison -- Half of Bay City.

KYStorm

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
> LOL, I'm not knocking myself at all , as there actually are no words to
>truly describe you. Not even the Bard himself I believe could accomplish
>that.
>He came close though. Although, I believe he liked tea with his strumpets...
>oops, sorry, I meant crumpets<G>.
>
>@-Janloves-<-<-<
>
>heehee - you always could get to her so easily K <bg>


~~ Cass: "Now that's what I like to hear - you and me agreeing on
something."~~ ;-)

Janloves

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
>Subject: Re: AW: Happy to Hear About Keating
>From: moul...@post.queensu.ca (Lynda Moulton)
>Date: 4/26/1999 1:57 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <moultonl-260...@lynda.cs.queensu.ca>

>
>In article <7g0btp$49o$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
>peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
>> In article <19990425095841...@ng-ch1.aol.com>,
>> jed...@aol.com (Jedpeck) wrote:
>> > So, Keating's back and this crap continues on the ng. Perhaps the ng
>will be
>> > cancelled. Even the dreck on AW is better written than this constant
>> > bickering...and I'm not talking about Jack.
>> >
>> --
>>
>> I guess it's a case of taking the good, with the bad and the ugly <G> I'm
>just
>> thrilled that Charles is back, and I'll do a happy dance to prove it!
>
>CONGA LINE!!!!
>
>
>Lynda (first good news in YONKS!)
>>>>.

Count me in!

AWoldie

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
> I don't have to go to a website, although I know MANY Shakespeare sites
>and go to them all... I actually read Shakespeare, you ill-bred strumpet.
>@-Janloves-<-<-<
>
>and yet your poetry still reads like you study more of Barbara Cartland's
>words
>than the Bard's...go figure...
>
>
Everyone has their own style, haggard...I'm doing fine with mine. I write
from my heart in my own way just as all writers do. You don't like my poetry
why do you read it? Oh, I know, because then you would have nothing to bitch
about . But hey, thanks for the plug. [mooreblathers]

From your *heart* is it? LOL - it sure seemed like there was some other area in
far greater control of your - ahem - inspirations....

AWoldie

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
LOL, I'm not knocking myself at all , as there actually are no words to truly
describe you. Not even the Bard himself I believe could accomplish that.He
came close though. Although, I believe he liked tea with his strumpets...
oops, sorry, I meant crumpets<G>. @-Janloves

heehee - you always could get to her so easily K <bg>[AWo]

~~ Cass: "Now that's what I like to hear - you and me agreeing on

something."~~ ;-) [ky]

LOL - why K! Don't you know there are some folk who just don't seem to be able
to tell the two of us apart? It's amazing what the small mind is unable to
discern....

JackBama1

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
>heehee - you always could get to her so easily K <bg>
>
>
>~~ Cass: "Now that's what I like to hear - you and me agreeing on
>something."~~ ;-)
>
>
Why dont you two just bend over and kiss each other's fat arses!!
Kissy, kissy.

AWoldie

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to

Kissy, kissy.[JackoffBama]

tsk tsk, little Jacko - your jealousy is showing.

Of course...since you yourself are so inept at keeping friendships going,
(Rubber Mates don't count <g>) it's certainly understandable that you would be
envious ...

JackBama1

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
From: AWoldieDildoldie

>Of course...since you yourself are so inept at keeping friendships going,

I can just imagine where you came up with this little tid bit. Go tell someone
who gives a fat rat's ass!
Jack

LapCat1234

unread,
Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
to
>Subject: Re: AW: Happy to Hear About Keating
>From: wes...@vol.com (DonnaB)
>Date: 4/26/99 6:20 AM Pacific Daylight Time
>Message-id: <372867b3...@enews.newsguy.com>
>

>On 26 Apr 1999 00:30:49 GMT the rec.arts.tv.soaps.misc
>netizen lapca...@aol.com (LapCat1234) posted the following
>in Msg# <19990425203049...@ng-cc1.aol.com> :
>
>| I don't think Carl was really pissed so much as very disappointed with
>Amanda.
>| If he'd have been pissed, he would have some very pointed ways of making it
>| known. He'll defend Amanda because of his love for Rachel. He knows how
>much
>| her children mean to her...
>
>That was Carl for ya. He always *got* that Mac & her kiddos
>were as much a part of her as breathing. What a guy.
>
>--
>DonnaB

That was one of the things I loved about Carl. He had enough class and
self-confidence, to never be threatened by Mac's memories. He wouldn't have
hated or been terribly pissed at Rachel's kids. They were mere flys in the
ointment.

Ruth

peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com

unread,
Apr 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/27/99
to
In article <19990426140806...@ng34.aol.com>,

janl...@aol.com (Janloves) wrote:
> >Subject: Re: AW: Happy to Hear About Keating
> >From: awo...@aol.com (AWoldie)
> >Date: 4/26/1999 1:26 PM Eastern Daylight Time
> >Message-id: <19990426132624...@ng-fw1.aol.com>

> >
> > I don't have to go to a website, although I know MANY Shakespeare sites
> >and go to them all... I actually read Shakespeare, you ill-bred strumpet.
> >@-Janloves-<-<-<
> >
> >and yet your poetry still reads like you study more of Barbara Cartland's
> >words
> >than the Bard's...go figure...
> >
> >
> Everyone has their own style, haggard...I'm doing fine with mine. I write
> from my heart in my own way just as all writers do. You don't like my poetry
> why do you read it? Oh, I know, because then you would have nothing to bitch
> about . But hey, thanks for the plug.
> Shakespeare was/is a phenomenon unto himself...he was a literary
genius...I
> LOVE reading his works and studying his life.
> BTW, your words sound like you study Howard Stern. True to form you have to
> get personal, because you don't even have the capacity to respond with
> intelligence. I don't even know who Barbara Cartland is... But since you
> obviously had to have read her words in order to compare them, what does that
> say about * your* tastes?
> @-Janloves-<-<-<

--

I think she's a romance novelist, Jan. I've seen her books at sales, not my
cup of tea, but she does have fans. I'd say it's a slightly easier read then
Shakespeare <G>

peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com

unread,
Apr 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/27/99
to
In article <moultonl-260...@lynda.cs.queensu.ca>,

moul...@post.queensu.ca (Lynda Moulton) wrote:
> In article <7g0btp$49o$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
> peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
> > In article <19990425095841...@ng-ch1.aol.com>,
> > jed...@aol.com (Jedpeck) wrote:
> > > So, Keating's back and this crap continues on the ng. Perhaps the ng
> will be
> > > cancelled. Even the dreck on AW is better written than this constant
> > > bickering...and I'm not talking about Jack.
> > >
> > --
> >
> > I guess it's a case of taking the good, with the bad and the ugly <G> I'm
just
> > thrilled that Charles is back, and I'll do a happy dance to prove it!
>
> CONGA LINE!!!!
>
> Lynda (first good news in YONKS!)
> --
> Enough of this sentimentalist claptrap sigfile!
> Bring me The Head of Grant Harrison -- Half of Bay City.
>
--

I'm right behind you!!

peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com

unread,
Apr 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/27/99
to
In article <19990426142158...@ng33.aol.com>,

janl...@aol.com (Janloves) wrote:
> >Subject: Re: AW: Happy to Hear About Keating
> >From: moul...@post.queensu.ca (Lynda Moulton)
> >Date: 4/26/1999 1:57 PM Eastern Daylight Time
> >Message-id: <moultonl-260...@lynda.cs.queensu.ca>

> >
> >In article <7g0btp$49o$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
> >peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> >
> >> In article <19990425095841...@ng-ch1.aol.com>,
> >> jed...@aol.com (Jedpeck) wrote:
> >> > So, Keating's back and this crap continues on the ng. Perhaps the ng
> >will be
> >> > cancelled. Even the dreck on AW is better written than this constant
> >> > bickering...and I'm not talking about Jack.
> >> >
> >> --
> >>
> >> I guess it's a case of taking the good, with the bad and the ugly <G> I'm
> >just
> >> thrilled that Charles is back, and I'll do a happy dance to prove it!
> >
> >CONGA LINE!!!!
> >
> >
> >Lynda (first good news in YONKS!)
> >>>>.
>
> Count me in!
>
> @-Janloves-<-<-<
> http://members.aol.com/Janloves/Poetry.html
> Revised 4/23/99
> "The dome of thought, the palace of the soul"
> Lord Byron
> also,
> http://members.aol.com/Mooredays/memorys.html
>
>
--

1-2-3 Left kick 1-2-3 right foot. I can hear the music now!!

AWoldie

unread,
Apr 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/27/99
to

>Of course...since you yourself are so inept at keeping friendships going,it's
understandable you would be envious [AWo]

I can just imagine where you came up with this little tid bit. Go tell someone
who gives a fat rat's ass!

Jackoff

My my Jack - your responses are even lamer than usual...Joanie must be writing
for you again....

DonnaB

unread,
Apr 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/27/99
to
On Tue, 27 Apr 1999 01:33:13 GMT the rec.arts.tv.soaps.misc
netizen peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com posted the
following in Msg# <7g344q$j1k$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com> :

| > intelligence. I don't even know who Barbara Cartland is... But since you
| > obviously had to have read her words in order to compare them, what does that
| > say about * your* tastes?
| > @-Janloves-<-<-<
|

| I think she's a romance novelist, Jan. I've seen her books at sales, not my
| cup of tea, but she does have fans. I'd say it's a slightly easier read then
| Shakespeare <G>

Although you could easily find tons of English majors [ahem]
to talk your head off about how he was the Barbara Cartland
of his time.

--
DonnaB www.delphi.com/soapopera icq308592
Save ANOTHER WORLD: e-mail saveanot...@yahoo.com

"Well, you really tied one on this time, Mr. Harrison." -
BCPD Cop "What?" - Grant "What I mean is you're going to
have a nice hangover." - Cop "No, gophers are silly little
animals." - Grant, AW, 3/17/97, as he tried to eat the fruit
off of a still life

KYStorm

unread,
Apr 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/27/99
to
>Although you could easily find tons of English majors [ahem]
>to talk your head off about how he was the Barbara Cartland
>of his time. [DonnaB]

[ahem] <g>

peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com

unread,
Apr 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/27/99
to
In article <372b1d70...@enews.newsguy.com>,

wes...@vol.com wrote:
> On Tue, 27 Apr 1999 01:33:13 GMT the rec.arts.tv.soaps.misc
> netizen peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com posted the
> following in Msg# <7g344q$j1k$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com> :
>
> | > intelligence. I don't even know who Barbara Cartland is... But since you
> | > obviously had to have read her words in order to compare them, what does
that
> | > say about * your* tastes?
> | > @-Janloves-<-<-<
> |
> | I think she's a romance novelist, Jan. I've seen her books at sales, not my
> | cup of tea, but she does have fans. I'd say it's a slightly easier read then
> | Shakespeare <G>
>
> Although you could easily find tons of English majors [ahem]
> to talk your head off about how he was the Barbara Cartland
> of his time.
>
> --
> DonnaB www.delphi.com/soapopera icq308592
> Save ANOTHER WORLD: e-mail saveanot...@yahoo.com
>
> "Well, you really tied one on this time, Mr. Harrison." -
> BCPD Cop "What?" - Grant "What I mean is you're going to
> have a nice hangover." - Cop "No, gophers are silly little
> animals." - Grant, AW, 3/17/97, as he tried to eat the fruit
> off of a still life
>
--

LOL, no doubt some would try. Of course there is the other school of though
that Shakepeare didn't write any of it, that Francis Bacon was the real
author.

JackBama1

unread,
Apr 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/27/99
to
>My my Jack - your responses are even lamer than usual...Joanie must be
>writing
>for you again.... (AWoodieNOgoodie)
>

No not lame at all AWoldieDildoldie, just taking care of small, insignificant
doofs ..........and Joan said you can piss up a long rope!!!
Jack

Janloves

unread,
Apr 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/27/99
to
>Subject: Re: TAN: Classic insults; AW: WAS Happy to Hear About Keating
>From: peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com
>Date: 4/26/1999 9:33 PM Eastern Daylight Time

>
>I think she's a romance novelist, Jan. I've seen her books at sales, not my
>cup of tea, but she does have fans. I'd say it's a slightly easier read then
>Shakespeare <G>
>

>-----
>
>Julie(Peanutbutter Cup)
> I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
>
>-----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
>http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own
>
>

Thanks Julie, I really didn't know who she was. Actually, I don't read
romance novels, I do prefer Shakespeare, ( I like a challenge<G>). I am sure
she is a much easier read.

Janloves

unread,
Apr 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/27/99
to
>Subject: Re: TAN: Classic insults
>From: peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com
>Date: 4/27/1999 9:23 AM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id:
>
>LOL, no doubt some would try. Of course there is the other school of though
>that Shakepeare didn't write any of it, that Francis Bacon was the real
>author.
>
>-----
>
>Julie(Peanutbutter Cup)
> I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
>
>-----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
>http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own
>
>
Yes Julie, their contention being that he was not a well travelled person, and
therefore could not have written with such details his plays which took place
in Greece, Italy, etc... I've never been to those places either, but I think if
I wanted to write a story about it, just based on reading about it, I could get
the feel of it. He was schooled in Greek and Latin, and spent much time in
school...I think Shakespeare did write those plays... Who knows, maybe he had a
little help from his wife. You know the saying, "behind every great man......"
<G>.

Janloves

unread,
Apr 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/27/99
to
>Subject: Re: TAN: Classic insults; AW: WAS Happy to Hear About Keating
>From: awo...@aol.com (AWoldie)
>Date: 4/26/1999 2:26 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <19990426142655...@ng98.aol.com>

>
>> I don't have to go to a website, although I know MANY Shakespeare sites
>>and go to them all... I actually read Shakespeare, you ill-bred strumpet.
>>@-Janloves-<-<-<
>>
>>and yet your poetry still reads like you study more of Barbara Cartland's
>>words
>>than the Bard's...go figure...
>>
>>
> Everyone has their own style, haggard...I'm doing fine with mine. I write
>from my heart in my own way just as all writers do. You don't like my poetry
>why do you read it? Oh, I know, because then you would have nothing to bitch
>about . But hey, thanks for the plug. [mooreblathers]
>
>From your *heart* is it? LOL - it sure seemed like there was some other area
>in
>far greater control of your - ahem - inspirations....
>
>

I suspect, an area that for you has been a frozen tundra for years....<G>

Take it away, Billy<G>....

"There's no room for faith, truth, nor honesty in this bosom of thine. It is
all filled up with guts and midriff."
Henry IV

Janloves

unread,
Apr 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/27/99
to
>Subject: Re: AW: Happy to Hear About Keating
>From: peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com
>Date: 4/26/1999 9:36 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <7g34b7$j5q$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

>
>In article <moultonl-260...@lynda.cs.queensu.ca>,
> moul...@post.queensu.ca (Lynda Moulton) wrote:
>> In article <7g0btp$49o$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
>> peanutbu...@my-dejanews.com > >
>> > I guess it's a case of taking the good, with the bad and the ugly <G> I'm
>just
>> > thrilled that Charles is back, and I'll do a happy dance to prove it!
>>
>> CONGA LINE!!!!
>>
>> Lynda (first good news in YONKS!)
>>>>>>>.
>I'm right behind you!!

>Julie(Peanutbutter Cup)>>>>>>>

>
Hey, no cutting in line Julie<G>.....

AWoldie

unread,
Apr 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/27/99
to
No not lame at all AWoldieDildoldie, just taking care of small, insignificant
doofs ..........and Joan said you can piss up a long rope!!!
JackoffBama

LOL - I see she's every inch the "lady" we always suspected!!! No wonder you
keep her well hidden away - I'd be ashamed of her too.....

AWoldie

unread,
Apr 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/27/99
to
> | > intelligence. I don't even know who Barbara Cartland is... But since you
> | > obviously had to have read her words in order to compare them, what does
that
> | > say about * your* tastes?
> | > @-Janloves-<-<-<

> | I think she's a romance novelist, Jan. I've seen her books at sales, not my


> | cup of tea, but she does have fans. I'd say it's a slightly easier read
then

> | Shakespeare <G>[cupster]

Well gee - one doesn't have to actually read Barbara Cartland to know what her
"style" is. One has but to pay attention to things other than RKK and soap
opera boards.
Oh - and Cupster - some of us find Shakespeare quite the easy read. Guess it
depends on what your forte is.

AWoldie

unread,
Apr 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/27/99
to
> Everyone has their own style, haggard...I'm doing fine with mine. I write
>from my heart in my own way just as all writers do. You don't like my poetry
>why do you read it? Oh, I know, because then you would have nothing to bitch
>about . But hey, thanks for the plug. [mooreblathers]
>
>From your *heart* is it? LOL - it sure seemed like there was some other area
>in
>far greater control of your - ahem - inspirations....
>[AWoldie]

I suspect, an area that for you has been a frozen tundra for

years....<G>[Mooretrys]

Gee Jan - are you coming on to me? <g> Sorry - not my week for girls. But
here's an idea: perhaps if you spent more time with hubby and less drooling
over a has-been actor, you might get an idea what real passion is all about....

JackBama1

unread,
Apr 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/27/99
to
>LOL - I see she's every inch the "lady" we always suspected!!! No wonder you
>keep her well hidden away - I'd be ashamed of her too.....
(AWoldie)
>

I'm not ashamed of her, I love her. I guess you wouldnt understand that
emotion.
You are such a piece of low life crap Kath.
Jack

Janloves

unread,
Apr 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/27/99
to
>Subject: Re: TAN: Classic insults; AW: WAS Happy to Hear About Keating
>From: awo...@aol.com (AWoldie)
>Date: 4/27/1999 12:19 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <19990427121922...@ng-fx1.aol.com>
Sorry, but my idea of passion is not plugging in an electrical fixture in
order to get it.... You just sound like a sick, lonely person. I really do
feel sorry for you.
You obviously haven't really been to my poetry page then. I hope you find
the love I have with my husband, maybe then you can REALLY live it, instead of
mocking others for having what you desire. Good day to you.

JackBama1

unread,
Apr 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/27/99
to
>Gee Jan - are you coming on to me? <g> Sorry - not my week for girls. But
>here's an idea: perhaps if you spent more time with hubby and less drooling
>over a has-been actor, you might get an idea what real passion is all
>about....

You are such a sicko..........your picture is probably in the Abnormal Psych
textbook.
Jack

It is loading more messages.
0 new messages